#incorrect starmora

[incorrectgamora]

*the guardians go to Disney World*

*Peter and Gamora meet up with the rest of the group. Peter is beaming.*

Peter: We had some Disney magic happen to us while we were picking up our buffalo chicken chips! The guy poked his head out the window and was like “who wants a free churro?”

Gamora: I walked away for a second and came back and he had a churro and a smile on his face.

Peter: I raised my hand and I’m like “I like free churros!”

[incorrect-multiverse]

*While the Guardians are in a battle*

Gamora, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!

Peter: Take it back now y'all!

[angstintensifer]

Peter to Gamora pre Iw: I love you so much, I wish mom met you, she would have loved you. 

Gamora: Thank you, I love you too. 

Gamora: *dies*

Peter: GAMORA THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT! 

[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Gamora: Did you called Kraglin dumb?

Kid!Izzy: No. I said "are you dumb?"

Kid!Izzy: I was asking him.

Gamora: Did you think that was appropriate?

Kid!Izzy: Very much so.

[quotes-of-various-fandoms]

Peter: Hey did it hurt when you fell-

Gamora: From heaven?

Peter: No, from that vending machine

Gamora:

Peter: Cause you a snack

[stqrmorastrevor]

Thor: [about Bruce and Gamora] How dumb do they think we are?

Peter: Sometimes Gamora leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

[incorrect-nebula]

gamora: one day i hope i’m the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her

quill, an intellectual: the trick is to get a really big hat and scream

[sqtvrrn]

Peter: Hey Gamora have you seen my sandwich?

Gamora: What sandwich?

Peter:The one i saved from last night!

Drax *walks in*: that was your sandwich?

Peter: Hey babe can you walk out of the room for a second, drax and i are just going to talk.

[incorrectmcustuff]

Quill: my girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...

Quill: i'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

[incorrectgamora]

*In bed one night*

Gamora: You know what I’m gonna put on your tombstone?

Peter: You’ve thought about that?

Gamora: Yes. I’m gonna put “Peter finally stopped.”

[incorrect-multiverse]

Gamora: When I said bring me something back from the beach, I meant like a conch shell!

Peter *struggling to hold a seagull*: Fucking say that next time!

[brutashaswin]

Gamora: If the height of your frosting is greater than or equal to the height of your cupcake, you made a bad cupcake.

Peter: If you want a muffin, Gamora, just say so.

[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Nebula: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Izzy:

Izzy: This one is the dumpster.

Rocket: They’re both your bedroom.

[malvo-ish]

Peter: ok guys I thought about our codenames for the mission: Mine is "Eagle 1." Gamora is "Been there, done that". Nebula is "Currently doing that." Drax is "It happened once in a dream." Adam is "If I had to pick a dude." Rocket is... "Eagle 2." Rocket: Oh, thank god.

[stqrmorastrevor]

Gamora: *fights someone*

Peter:

[incorrect-nebula]

gamora: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff

quill, runs in panting, sweating: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS