#incorrect marvel qoutes

[rkiveinmarvel]

(Y/N): Yeah, don't go falling in love with me, Barnes. Bucky: You? That won't be a problem. -- A few weeks later Bucky: Steve, I have a problem.

[sourpatchgrapes]

*sif and Loki standing under a tree as they wait for the rain to stop in midgard*

Sif : oh wow,today's weather looks just like you.....shitty.

Loki : the forecast did say things would get really wet today....I'm pretty sure that's a first for you.

Sif : oh,yes. Several inches of rain.I've heard,could you imagine that?more than one inch?

Loki : you know? I think I'm having trouble imaging. Maybe if you moved a little into an ongoing traffic. Maybe the world and I would have the peace and quiet to invasion such a thing.

[gay-dorito-dust]

ava: we can't find (name)

bob: i think i know a trick *cups his hands to his mouth* under sweater cuddles!

john: how's saying under sweater cuddles going to help us find (name)- *gets knocked over*

you: *out of breath* move bitch, i heard under sweater cuddles?!

bob: you did indeed.

you: *looks at him expectantly* do i get them now or?

bob: *lifts up his sweater* come on then.

you: *immeditely rushes under his sweater and rests head on his chest as bob lowers the sweater over your head* paradise. absolute paradise.

ava; *points to Bob as he rubs your back, asking where you've been* he's our designated (name) finder now.

yelena: agreed

meanwhile john:

[fruityspaceboy]

Loki: …

Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... Why are you being so quiet?

Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... Whatchu do?

Loki: I may, or may have not… gotten… a kitten…

Y/N: Whuat?!

Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*

Y/N: *slightly shock, but retrospectively unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?!

Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.

Y/N: *realization hits* Oh my fucking Hel, that is a Flerken! Where'd you find A bloody Flerken?

Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~

Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has Tentacles! It’s stomach's basically a Bag of Holding!

*A couple seconds of Silence*

Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?

Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.

Loki: And we’re gonna name it Hannibal.

[1luna1lovegood1]

Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

[to-all-the-shows]

i have no idea of the qoutes origins but i did take it from this blog

https://www.tumblr.com/spideytorch-hovel

[gender-thief2]

iron man incorrect quotes in the year of our lord 2025 because i have brain rot and you all will suffer for it

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: When I was a kid, Eddie told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Venom: THEY ARE!

Y/N: FOR REAL?

Eddie: No! Why did you fall for it again?

Venom: I EAT THE WHOLE WRAPPER!

[arthurscrownn]

Steve: are you high?

Tony: am I what?

Steve: high

Tony: hello

[torirosepatrocolus]

Foggy: you look great, pro homo

Matt: do you mean no homo?

Foggy: its a new era, support the gays

[rkiveinmarvel]

Y/N: Can I have a bite of your food? Bucky: Absolutely not. John Walker: Wow. Some great couple. He won’t even share his food. Bucky: It has peanuts on it. They are allergic to peanuts. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Y/n to die? John Walker:...

[sourpatchgrapes]

Loki: By the way before I go Tony check your pocket :)

Tony: Lo-

Loki: *teleport away before he could finish*

Tony:*sighs and check his pocket. It appears Loki stole nothing but there is a small paper inside in there now which reads"Lol, I don't steal from broke ppl dw <3"*

[checkingoutforheroes]

Wet dream.

Little Y/n running to Wanda & Nat room: Mom! Mama! Help me.

Natasha: Hey, we're here. Are you okay?

Wanda: What is it, sweetheart?

Little Y/n: Help me. I had a wet dream.

Wanda, Natasha: A what??

Y/n: A wet dream..

Natasha: How do you know it was a wet dream?

Little Y/n: like.. I'm like pee while I was sleeping. I wet the bed.

Natasha, relief: So you just peed the bed?

Little Y/n: I peed all over my sheet, my pillow, my blanket. I'm sorry. :(

Wanda: It's alright, sweetheart. Let me change your sheet okay.

Natasha: Let's go change your underwear, kiddo.

Little Y/n: I'm not wearing underwear, mama.

Natasha: What?

Gif credits to the owner, thank you.

[fruityspaceboy]

Y/N: If Thor and I were drowning, who would you save?

Loki: Can neither of you two swim?

Thor: It’s a hypothetical question, brother! who would you save?

Loki: my time and effort… and Y/N… cause he’s mine.

[1luna1lovegood1]

Bucky: *messages the boys at 3am*

Peter : *replies back soon after*

Steve: What the fuck are you doing awake, go to sleep

[to-all-the-shows]

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