#incorrect tony stark qoutes

[sourpatchgrapes]

Loki: By the way before I go Tony check your pocket :)

Tony: Lo-

Loki: *teleport away before he could finish*

Tony:*sighs and check his pocket. It appears Loki stole nothing but there is a small paper inside in there now which reads"Lol, I don't steal from broke ppl dw <3"*

[gender-thief2]

iron man incorrect quotes in the year of our lord 2025 because i have brain rot and you all will suffer for it

[fruityspaceboy]

Y/N: You know like how Tony and Pepper recently went shopping for baby-things and dragged me along?

Loki: … Yeah I do.

Y/N: Well, Tony was looking at some pink bowls, with cute designs, cause he really wants a girl.

Loki: Alright… and what if it’s gonna be a boy?

Y/N: That’s what Pepper asked. And just as I turned back around to them, I hear the sound of metal and he is, I kid you not, showing her a dog bowl.

[1luna1lovegood1]

Tony: there's only one thing worse than losing!

Stephen: [rips off paper to make it say 'losing peter'] boom!

Peter, nodding: me.

Tony: no-

[arthurscrownn]

Steve: are you high?

Tony: am I what?

Steve: high

Tony: hello

[cevans-is-classic]

Dean: I stabbed my way to a husband what about you?

Tony: Waited 70 years for him to defrost.

[ace-t-fic]

Wong: We have to talk about the Stark issue.

Stephen: *intrigued eyebrow raise* the Stark issue?

Wong: You both have broken 2 artifacts. If he is to come to the sanctum, keep him in your room.

Stephen: my room has artifacts too-

Wong: they're fake I removed them the moment you started dating.

[super-marvel-dc]

Tony: Is this your plan B?

Y/N: Technically, this is plan P.

Tony: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Y/N: Yes, but I marry Thor in plan M.

Thor: I like plan M.

[creative-caramel-coffee]

Nat: Yelena why is peter drunk?

Yelena: ok it was only half my fault.

Peter: if the sky is up and we say whats up but we live on the ground and people say are you down-

Nat: peter be quiet. yelena care to explain

yelena: so you know how you said i couldnt walk around the compound drinking vodka from the bottle all the time?

Nat: yes… oh god what did you do

yelena: i put it in a waterbottle but how was i supost to know it was peters school waterbottle

Nat: HE DRANK IT AT SCHOOL?!

yelena: lets just say its a good thing we changed tonys info to mine so the school rang me instead

peter: yelenas the best-est-est ever. dad cant know i got drunk.

yelena: *snorts* thanks kid

Peter: *shoots a thumbs up before tripping over the couch and falling asleep*

Nat: Tonys gonna kill you when he finds out

yelena: it’ll be worth it for the blackmail photos *puts sunglasses and draws on peter’s face*

[fandoms--fluff]

*The power went out in the lab*

Tony: Peter you alright?

Peter: Yes Mr.Stark, I can help!

*Went over and held Tony's hand*

Tony: What are you-

*Peter starts jumping up and down his Spider-Man shoes lighting up red and blue*

Peter: Now we can see Mr.Stark

*Bruce walking in after turning the power on again*

Bruce: I'm not even going to ask

[wintersmischief28]

INCORRECT QOUTES MARVEL

Tony : I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group. Steve : Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine? Tony : I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.

[gender-thief2]

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[fruityspaceboy]

Y/N: I'm so gonna die alone.

Loki: Y/N, you're not gonna die alone. You got me.

Y/N: Tony was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.

Loki: Uh-huh. Why is that?

Y/N: If I'm gonna be an old lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that Mason guy in the subway, who eats his own face. So I figured I'll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man… Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

[1luna1lovegood1]

Pater Parker : have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?

Tony: no...

Peter parker: yeah, you have.

Tony stark: no i haven't.

Peter Parker : you've literally heard it already.

Tony stark: NO I HAVEN'T.

Peter parker : yes, you have.

Tony: no I haven’t

Peter : you're crazy.

[embarrassing-myself]

Steve: Peter and Harley seem pretty similar.  Tony clearly stressed out: They’re not. They are very different.  Steve: Yeah, how so?  Tony: Last week Peter came to me in tears and told me that he’d accidentally broke a beaker in the lab  Steve: Poor kid Tony: Last night, Harley came into my room at one in the morning with a smoothie and a plate of spaghetti, wakes me up, and very nonchalantly tells me he crashed one of my cars.  

Tony: They are not the same 

[cevans-is-classic]

Steve: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Tony: deciding to get up