#incorrect marvel quote

[autumnistic-danmei]

Steve: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Peggy: Wasn't Bucky with you?

Bucky: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[tempobaekh]

Loki: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards…

Loki, pulling out knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Y/N:

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Zemo , admiring a sleeping Y/N: You’re so cute.

Y/N , sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Zemo , lovingly: I know.

[incorrect-marvel-characters]

Carol: Dar-Benn...please...dont do this

Monica: yeah literally we can-

Dar-Benn: NO ! You did this to my people, Annihilator, and you will pay when i burn DOWN your famil-

[pans to kamala beating the living shit out of dar-benn with her huge ass fists]

Carol: damn you might just slightly feel sorry for her

Monica: well to be fair we warned her

[lovesick-joey]

the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

one | three

[highladyofterrasen7]

[yelenaenthusiast]

mansplain girlboss mallgoth gaybait manwhore

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[trickarrows-bishop]

[lives-in-midgard]

Y/N: Bye Bob!

Y/N: Bye Bucky!

Y/N: Bye Yelena!

Y/N: Bye John!

Y/N: Bye Ava!

Y/N: Bye Alexei!

Y/N: Bye Bob!

John: You said 'Bye Bob' twice.

Y/N: I really like Bob.

[hetaczechia]

Yelena, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Ava, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

John: What the fuck are you two doing?

Yelena: Playing systemic oppression.

[autumnistic-danmei]

Bucky: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger!

Steve: Buck, that's PTSD.

[starsanchor]

Ava: *Gently taps table*

John: *Taps back*

Bob: What are they doing?

Yelena: Morse code.

Ava: *Aggressively taps table*

John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Thor: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Loki: Apparently, we're not.

[iamtrasch]

[lukas-dusk]

Bucky : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The thunderbolt : Awwww-

Bucky : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The thunderbolt : Oh.