#incorrect maverick

[mxrcusflint]

daggers (this is how the movie went, right?)

[incorrectdaggersquad]

Iceman: Why are there little handprints on the walls?

Maverick, to baby Bradley: Why are there little handprints on the walls?

Bradley: Because I have little hands.

Maverick: Because he has little hands.

(x)

[k9effect]

Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

[personfrommars10]

Bob: *looking longingly out a window* I miss my husband

Rooster: you're, you're dating Phoenix, I'm pretty sure she's a woman

Bob: Yeah, but she's still my husband. You know like how you're clearly Hangman's house husband, like if one of you was gonna give up the navy and stay home with kids it'd be you. And like how Maverick is pretty clearly Iceman's wife, like yeah Ice might have been the one to willingly get grounded and became an admiral but he's pretty clearly the man in the relationship.

Rooster: I can't tell what I hate more, the fact that you're completely right or that you called me a house husband

Bob: *ignoring him* ooh look my husband is back, Hi Phoenix

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 238

Charles has the most illegible crazy handwriting ever

Arthur and Lorenzo: *Finds a sticky note stuck to Charles' bottle*

Arthur: Max I think my brother had a seizure

Max: *Concerned* What- how does a sticky note that says "Remember I need milk" indicate he had a seizure???

Lorenzo: YOU CAN READ THAT??

Max: YOU CAN’T???

[lives-in-midgard]

Maverick: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Dagger Squad: Awwww-

Maverick: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Dagger Squad: Oh.

[military-newsboys]

Bradley: anyone know any good books that make you cry? Ice: Mav's medical records

[wintermav]

Iceman after he quit smoking, probably:

[highwaytothedangerzone502]

Maverick: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Iceman: You are my reward, Mav. **** Hangman: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Rooster: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.

[incorrectpeterparker]

Tony: Peter, what the hell were you thinking?!

Peter: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

[bluesidesposts]

Ok og flyboy fic idea:

Mav is almost like a foot shorter than all the other flyboys, so when he starts getting pissy and tries to fight some one of the other flyboys just picks him up like a feral cat, and mav goes limp because wtf?? Slider starter it when they were slightly drunk and mav was trying to fight some men who they have no idea was even so slider just picks him up bodly to take him back and the moment he picks him up they all realize mav just goes limp. And that's how they figured out mav's off switch.

[incorrectdaggersquad]

Hangman: Want to help me commit a felony?

Coyote: What the hell??

Hangman: Sorry, my bad.

Hangman, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Coyote, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?

(x)

[cirr0stratus]

[personfrommars10]

Iceman: those are poisonous, so no one eat them

Maverick: yeah, duh

Iceman: go throw up

Maverick: I didn't eat anything

Iceman: go throw up

~~~

Iceman: you know there's a rumor going around

Maverick: what that we're gay for each other

Goose: oh my God twizzler gummies

Goose: no, see I'm straight but, like, if there was a man that I would marry it'd be Maverick

Iceman: how do you feel about that Maverick

Maverick:

Maverick: it's not helping with the rumors

Iceman: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn't helping with the rumors

~~~

Maverick: Bro, you know what I was thinking bro?

Goose: hmmm?

Maverick: if your leg got cut off, would it hurt?

Goose:...

Goose: duh

Maverick: how tho?

Goose: cuz your leg got cut off fool

Maverick: where you gonna feel the pain?

Goose: in your le-

Maverick: exactly bro

Maverick: how you gonna feel the pain in your leg

Goose and Maverick: if your leg is gone

~~~

Iceman: wanna know the best part of wearing sunglasses

Maverick: what

Iceman: no one can see what you're looking at

Iceman: *stares at Mav's tits*

~~~

Goose: *sighs* you're repressing the memory dude

Maverick: oh yeah, the vault

Maverick: that's where the stuff I can't handle goes

Maverick: kerplunk

Goose: okay, so you even know you're doing it

Maverick: yeah

~~~

Iceman: do you want to tell Mav about what happened at school today

Bradley: oh, I flunked my math quiz

Iceman: no! The other thing

Maverick: what other thing

Maverick: what happened at school today?

Bradley: oh, the school shooting?

Iceman: yes the school shooting

Bradley: oh yeah, some kid shot up the school

Maverick: who shot up the school? Was it you?

Bradley: no

Maverick: did you get shot?

Bradley: no

Maverick: oh

~~~

Iceman: get behind me

Maverick: baby the only thing I see when I look behind me is 50 pounds of ass

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 363

Rooster: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Cyclone: This just says, "Baby Goose can do what he wants" with Admiral Kazansky signature.

[carmenell]

Everyone needs to remember that Amelia is the only Gen Z in this movie. Dagger squad are all Millennials ...

Amelia to Bradley: wow you got unc status for sure

Bradley: ????

--

Amelia to Jake: you really thought you ate with this

Jake: I don't know what that means but I don't like it.

--

Amelia to Ice: Ok Boomer

Ice: *confused but lowkey offended*

--

Amelia watching Mav trying and failing to flirt with Penny: no rizz?

Mav:

Mav: what did you just say to me

Fanboy and Phoenix are the only ones who can keep up, Fanboy because he's constantly in fandom spaces and has to adapt and Phoenix because she thinks it's funny