#incorrect mission impossible

[incorrect-missionimpossible]

Ethan: I have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water

[fourthreee]

Best ever Mission Impossible episode 'The Seal' with no context:

[issela-santina]

August: ok but how come Ethan keeps getting disavowed

Ethan:

“Autocorrect has done me the absolute dirty and I can never show my face on campus ever again.” (With weeping emoji.)

Twitter user Ethan Evans (authorethan) laments his iOS word predictor making a big mistake, uploaded under the tweet as a closing line in his email. The text in the image reads: “All the best, Ethan (he/hung)”

[mummifiedgoose]

[mousestar369]

Ethan: So I was distracted and thought I heard a meow. And so I meowed back

Benji: And I was in another room and heard him so I meowed back

Ethan: And we did that for a couple minutes

Benji: Until I walked into the room and realized it was Ethan

Ethan: And then I remembered, we don't even have a cat

Will, who did not ask: ...uh huh

[friedcheesemogu]

Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol + Incorrect Quotes Generator

I did these a few years ago & my partner (free-bearz.bsky.social) obliged me by drawing the last one.

[dancingwithcanaries]

Other Agent: Don't do the thing.

Ethan: I'm not gonna do the thing.

Ethan: *does the thing*

[missunderstood-with-ideas]

Mission impossible text post memes part 9

William Brandt could only handle 2 movies full of idiots before his sassy lil self had to move on, and I respect the hell out of that 🫡

Other parts cuz this became bigger than I thought it would,

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

[acebirdofprey]

Benji singing over the coms during a high stakes mission: Don’t go bacon my heart

Ethan: I couldn’t if I fried

[incorrect-missionimpossible]

Benji, to Ethan: The path to inner peace starts with four words Benji: Not my fucking problem

[military-newsboys]

Hen: anyone listening?

Buck: Hen! Where are you?

Hen: In a helicopter going after Bobby.

Chimmney: Wait– How did you get into the helicopter?

Eddie: Does she know how to fly a helicopter?

[kay9leo]

Breaking In - Modern AU

Sebastain: We have to be quiet in order to successfully break into the restricted section

MC: *Nod head* Got it

Also MC: *Hums Mission Impossible Theme while sneaking around*: dun dun dun-dun dun dun dun-dun

Sebastain: What are you doing? We're supposed to be quiet! What are you even humming? >=(

MC: *blinks* Wow. I know my friends tell me I'm behind on movies, but you seriously never seen Mission Impossible or heard it's theme song? 0.0

Sebastain: *A pureblood who's never been to the muggle world before* What's a movie?🤨

MC: *muggleborn or halfblood MC whose right eye is twitching*😶😐🫤

[mummifiedgoose]

[mousestar369]

Ethan, explaining the plan: -and Benji will be the distraction.

Benji: Okay- wait what? How do you want me to distract them??

Ethan: You'll figure it out.

Benji: No I- where are you- Ethan!

Ethan, over his shoulder while jogging away: You've got this!

Benji, put on the spot and panicking: ...do your balls hang low, can you swing 'em to and fro-

[maverickcalf]

Gabriel: The Entity got the rights to my voice in the separation Entity:...He means Divorce

[kalpeavaris]

Mission: Impossible and it's many memeable moments pt.2