#incorrect mi

[incorrect-missionimpossible]

Ethan: I have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water

[percabethconvos]

Percy: You ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where you're holding it and feel like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the river Styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Yes

[bluesylveon2]

The NRC Gossip Club would include:

Ortho "can dox someone within a milisecond" Shroud

Rook "is hiding somewhere in a tree" Hunt

Cater "snooping through your Magicam" Diamond

Lilia "knows your uncle's friend's cousin's kid's dogwalker" Vanrouge

Jamil "a totally average guy" Viper

Jade "looks mature but knows a lot" Leech

Ruggie "will sell information for a donut" Bucchi

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 281

Bradley: Uncle Ice, did you date a woman called Sarah?

Iceman: *Reading a newspaper* No?

Maverick: After Top Gun

Iceman: Oh, that. That wasn't a date

Goose: What was it?

Iceman: Conversion therapy

Fly boys: *Choking* What?

Iceman: Sarah converted to lesbianism and I converted to Mav-sexuality

Maverick: Oh ... OH YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME

Slider: He's your husband

[codename-adler]

23.

long time no see, Neilio 🥸 hey Andrew! 👋

[daughter-of-a-wolf]

grantaire: so who was your first love

enjolras, dreamily: the abolition of monarchy

grantaire: i want you to abolish my monarchy ;)))

marius:

combeferre:

eponine:

enjolras: ...what does this MEAN.

eponine: oh honey i don't think he knows either

courfeyrac: she abolish on my monarchy til i revolution

[el-chico-perdido]

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

[kim-the-miserable-rat]

LES MIS INCORRECT QUOTES (part 3)

JAVERT

GRANTAIRE

JEHAN PROVUAIRE

ENJOLRAS

BAHOREL

BISHOP MYRIEL (to the national guards after Jean Valjean stole some of his silver)

JOLLLLY

EPONINE

MARIUS PONTMERCY

[ugh-jolras]

Incorrect Les Mis quotes

[twin-yards]

it is completely one hundred percent baffling to me that any of the foxes would come away from witnessing neil and andrew's reunion in baltimore with the opinion that their relationship was just hate fucking . like my brother in christ are you blind

[incorrect-missionimpossible]

Benji, to Ethan: The path to inner peace starts with four words Benji: Not my fucking problem

[robin-writes-and-such]

[askclato]

Enjolras: Send dudes.

Grantaire: You mean nudes?

Enjolras: I’m in a fight. I need more men.

[zzalina]

Les Mis characters as stuff written on my uni's bathroom doors

I'm so obsessed with Les Mis I see random stuff and think of them. Here are some quotes that reminded me of different characters. They're in Spanish, English and Basque so I'll translate them.

Enjolras and Grantaire - "I have a dream in wich you die with me"

Javert - "You just draw stars around my scars but now I'm bleeding"

Grantaire - "Die in life to live in art"

Bossuet - "Life is shit but it's MY shit!"

Enjolras - "As Benito Lertxundi said, I was born to be free and not to be bound"

[chrysalismandtea]

les amis de l’abc as things me and my friends have said

enjolras: i wish i allowed myself to smoke just to escape functions

combeferre: i’d probably be better off as a jukebox

courfeyrac: (in a discussion about what we should make a podcast on) how many mini sandwiches i can eat in an hour?

jehan: dude i was dizzy when i was BORN

feuilly: (talking about cop shows) i’d make a great dead body

joly: (stressfully) you’ll leave me without a neck, and people without necks aren’t people, they’re corpses!

bossuet: hey, if i made you run errands without paying you would it be considered slavery?

bahorel: we have plenty of grass for you, too. goat (affectionately)

grantaire: (clearly sarcastically) today is my forte

marius: just think about it.. your children’s parent lives on this planet right now

eponine: manic pixie dream girl? nah, i said i’m a panic moxie grim girl

cosette: actually girlhood is listening to loud music and rearranging furniture

musichetta: dude they’re men, they only care about books and astrology