#incorrect stepril

[theshortangrylesbian]

April: Hey Blair, wanna third wheel on my date with Sterling tomorrow? 

Blair: Sure. 

April: Miles! Wanna third wheel on my date with Sterling tomorrow? 

Miles: Sure.

April: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! 

Blair & Miles: ... 

Sterling: April... 

[incorrectteenagebountyhunters]

Sterling: [runs to hug April]

April: [steps aside]

Sterling: Hey! Why did you move?

April: I thought you were going to attack me.

Sterling: I was going to hug you!

April: Why would you hug me?

Sterling: Why would I attack you!?

[cheerfultalk]

Sterling: Hey April, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

April: did you just...

April: ...did you just call me Satan??

Sterling:

Sterling: crap.

[theshortangrylesbian]

April: BE A BETTER PERSON! 

Sterling: WHY?! 

April: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

[theshortangrylesbian]

Sterling: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.

Blair: Just rip the bandaid off.

Sterling: It's April.

Blair: Put the bandaid back on.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Sterling: In my defense, I was unsupervised.

April: Wasn't Blair with you?

Blair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Sterling: Okay, truth or dare?

April: Truth.

Sterling: How many hours did you sleep this?

April:

April: ...Dare.

Sterling: Go to bed.

April: I don't like this game.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Sterling: In your opinion, whats the height of stupidity?

April: *Turns to Blair* How tall are you?

[theshortangrylesbian]

Updates Soon

Okay I know I haven't been vey active but I'm getting there! I just finished up school, and now I have a Google Doc full of quotes from every WLW I've seen. Its a solid 20 pages long. Uhh... but I do have a lot of vacations this summer so posts are going to be super inconsistent. I am super sorry but once everything slows down, I'll do better.

[incorrectteenagebountyhunters]

Sterling: What's a gender neutral term for your spouse? Wusband? Hife?? Wifesband???

April: I’ll let you figure that one out, sweetie.

[ten minutes later]

Sterling: I might actually be stupid.

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April: *stands outside of Sterling’s widow with a “PROM?” sign*

Blair, leaning out of the window: Oh, my god! Yes!

April: No! Tell Sterling!

Blair: Sterling, I’m going to prom with your girlfriend!

Sterling:...

[incorrectteenagebountyhunters]

Sterling: Help me impress April

Blair: Just try to act smart

*later*

April: Hey Sterl

Sterling: As Shakespeare once said, “hello”

[cheerfultalk]

Sterling: Can you do that thing?

April: What thing?

Sterling: you know, that thing that makes me happy

April: oh *smiles*

Sterling, softly: thanks

[incorrectteenagebountyhunters]

Sterling, to herself: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

April: Hi Sterling.

Sterling: I love you.

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April: Someone will die.

Sterling: Of fun!

Blair: And of murder...

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April, doing a baby voice, holding her newborn in her arms: I love your mommy so, so much. Your mommy used to be my favourite thing in the world. I used to tell your mommy I would take a bullet for her.

Sterling, listening from behind the door: 😊

April: Now, though, now I would use your mommy as a human shield to protect you. Yes I would, ah, yes I would!

Sterling: