#incorrect tlt

[locked-tomb-shenanigans]

The incorrect quotes generator got a little too real

[firapolemos05]

Are you weakest, do you feel, at the elbow or the shoulder?

-Cytherea to Ianthe, Gideon the Ninth

[legz2heaven]

OMG the new electo cover got leaked!!!!!!!

[fxiryeon]

Y/N: It’s so frustrating

Luke: What is ??

Y/N: Watching Annabeth openly flirt with Percy for weeks and Percy is still not realising it

Luke, wearing a ‘date me Y/N’ shirt: Haha, yeah-

[percabethconvos]

Grover: What, did you do?

Percy: Alright, but you can't be mad at us

Grover: What. Did you do?

Annabeth: Okay first of all, we were minding our own business

Grover: BULLSHIT

Percy and Annabeth: WE WERE!

[brook8xoxo]

Wtf is this

[theejaguar]

Cytherea, as Dulcinea: [to the survivors, who are gathered around Protesilaus’ head] So... who broke it? [Nobody says a word] I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Palamedes: I did. I broke-

Cytherea: No, no you didn't. Silas?

Silas: Don't look at me. Look at Gideon.

Gideon: What? I didn't break it.

Silas: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Gideon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Silas: [leans in on her] Suspicious.

Ianthe: If it matters - probably not - but Coronabeth was the last one to use it.

Naberius: Liar! She doesn't even drink that crap!

Ianthe: Oh, really? Then what was she doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Naberius: She uses the wooden stirrers to push back her cuticles; everyone knows that, Ianthe!

Palamedes: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me make up for it, Dulcinea!

Cytherea: No! Who broke it??!

Gideon: [looks at Harrow, then at “Dulcinea”] Dulcinea... Harrow's been awfully quiet.

Harrow: REALLY??

Gideon: Yeah! Really.

Harrow: Oh, my God! [everyone starts arguing at one another except Cytherea]

Cytherea: I broke it. It ruined my plans, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. [turns to look at the survivors as they continue to argue, then looks back] Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[nona-gay-simus]

Gideon: OK we need codenames. Mine is Eagle One. Coronabeth is "Been there, done that." Harrow is "Currently doing that." Ianthe is "It Happened Once in a Dream." Palamedes is "If I had to pick a dude." Camilla is Eagle Two.

Camilla: Oh, thank god!

[someabsolutenonsense]

Nona: I don’t think redheads are sexy.

Palamedes: Well, that settles it. She’s a secret third thing.

[freddie-77-ao3]

percy: it's moments like this that i'll never forget grover: with a good therapist, hopefully I will

[poppitron360]

Random stranger on the street: Wow, they’re really head-banging to that music. They must be listening to some hardcore heavy metal.

Me: “YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME, YOU NEVER LISTEN! YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME, YOU NEVER LISTEN, NO! YOU NEVER LISTEN BUT NOW YOU’RE GONNA LISTEN ‘CAUSE IT’S TIME YOU HEARD OUR SIDE OF THE STORY, IT’S TIME YOU HEARD OUR STOOOOORRYYYYYYY!”

[locked-tomb-shenanigans]

Harrow: I can never tell whether you're insulting me or flirting with me.

Gideon: If it's any consolation, neither can I.

[stickypiecolordiplomat]

Harrow: Thanks mom

Harrow: What, why is everyone staring at me

Ortus: You just called Abigail mom

Harrow: What? No I didn't

Abigail: Harrow, do you see me as a mother figure?

Harrow: No.. if anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me

Magnus: Hey, show your mother some respect

Harrow: I DIDN'T CALL HER MOM

[howverychaotic]

Gideon: Eugh, I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with her.

Aiglamene: Well, you don't have to.

Gideon: No, I'm gonna.

[fxiryeon]

Y/N: *Dreamily looking at Luke in the distance*

Y/N: That’s the guy I have a crush on. Thoughts ??

Percy: And prayers, girl what-

[gideon-cavalier-primary]

Gideon: So what, now I’m just supposed to do anything Cam does? I mean what if she jumped off a cliff?

Palamedes: If Cam were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Cam jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.