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[locked-tomb-shenanigans]

The incorrect quotes generator got a little too real

[paperbackribs]

Steve: Is something burning?

Eddie: Just my love for you.

Steve: Eds, the toaster is on fire.

[ireblongstuff]

Incorrect Quotes #7

*Peter and Y/N sitting in jail together* Y/N: So who should we call? Peter: I’d call Gamora, but I feel safer in jail.

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[phoenixmiko]

Incorrect Quote

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[xoxotwig]

keefe: Welcome, fellow idiots sophie: Hello, keefe keefe: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot sophie: You underestimate me source: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

[watt-in-the-world]

Watts, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Murdoch: You did WHAT– Crabtree: William Snakepeare

[peculiarlunatic]

Emma: Enoch and I were crossing the street and then this dude drove by and honked at us.

Horace, sighing: What did Enoch do?

Emma: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Enoch: Who wants a steering wheel?

[varriousquotesnpoetry]

Kaitlynn: You’re a loose cannon, Tasha

Tasha: No I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Kes: I think you play by your own rules

Ketah: No way, she thinks rules are meant to be broken

Kaitlynn: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon

Tasha, knowing well she planned this part: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Kyu is a loose cannon

Kyu, on cue: *Smashes a chair*

[mattmercerisgod]

Percy: Vex'ahlia and I don’t use pet names.

Vax'ildan: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Percy: Honey?

Vex'ahlia: Yes, dear?

Percy:

Vax'ildan: Don't ever lie to my face again.

[isitketwanorkeywan]

Keys: Good morning.

Stanton: Good morning.

Destiny: Good morning.

Mouser: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Antwan: MORNING MOTHERF*****S

[spiderintheathenacabin]

Jason: Why are you on the floor?

Nico: I'm depressed.

Nico: Also I was stabbed, can you get Will, please?

[lady-of-the-upside-down]

Orpheus: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Eurydice: What did you do, Orpheus?

Orpheus: A MISTAKE

[deepdean-detectives]

George: What are your goals?

Alexander: To pet all the dogs.

George: No, fitness goals.

Alexander: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

[scarthefangirl]

The Avengers Family

Y/N: Don't worry, I got a plan

Peter: Alright. Y/N: TraitorSayWhat? Loki: Excuse me? Y/N: What? Peter: Y/N: Y/N: No wait-

Source:

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[xoxotwig]

keefe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad. source: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

[natashaleanne]

Hunter: Dumbest scar stories, go! Tech: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Crosshair: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Echo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in my eighth year. Wrecker: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Omega: Omega: I have emotional scars.

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