#innuendo

[prokopetz]

Weighing in on metroidvania definitions: A metroidvania MUST HAVE a long vertical shaft filled with enemies. I call them "bastard tubes" and they're mandatory

[shiftythrifting]

👀 👀 👀

[thespliffbunker]

Source: Doghouse

[strawlessandbraless]

Something about how Dean never had any faith in god because he put it all in Cas

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

That sounds sexual. 😏

Felt like maybe we needed this reaction gif, here on tumblr dot com.

[wdapteo]

Hoping to see sister Daniel's tits :) I mean I hope sister Daniel shows her tits at- wait uh hopefully sister Daniel's tits will be visible hum I mean-

[achromatophoric]

Wednesday: I will avail myself of the topography. Memorize each peak. Every dip and valley. Until my knowledge is intimate enough that, with but the tip of my finger, I could reveal hidden flows of fevered liquid.

Bianca: *eyerolls* Addams, just say “hot springs.” Studying for the Geography exam?

Enid: *squeaks* No.

[k-wame]

L O L W H A T?

[ace-culture-is]

ace culture is being betrayed by cake by the ocean’s true meaning

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[fan-dweeb]

Hawks: *delirious af from a head injury*

Dabi: How’s your head

Hawks: Haven’t had any complaints so far

Dabi: ,,,, Your literal head, dumb fucking pigeon

Hawks: ,, oh

[prokopetz]

My father does gardening for his health, which is great in principle, but it also means I just had to listen to a 67-year-old man spend several minutes explaining how, in his exact words, hoeing keeps him limber.

[shiftythrifting]

what's a boy to do...?

[things-saved-on-my-phone]

[mediumgayitalian]

“I had a dream about you last night.”

“Oh, did you.” Will grins at him over his shoulder, up to his elbows in blood and fluids.

Nico kicks him. “Focus, stupid.”

“Yeah,” snarks Chiara, whose blood is currently splattering Will’s shirt. She reaches over and flicks Will on the forehead. “Focus in stitching the gaping gash in my leg, Solace.”

Nico frowns around his juicebox. “Hey. Lascialo stare. Only I call him Solace.”

“‘S my last name, Neeks.”

“Uh-huh. Everyone else can figure out something else to call you.”

“Possessive, are you.”

Nico smiles. “Don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“What’d you dream about, anyway?”

If Nico didn’t know Will so well, he’d take the casual tone for what it was. But he does, in fact, know Will and his horrible poker face, and notices the purse of his lips, the flick of his eyes in Nico’s direction every three seconds.

“Wouldn’t you like to know.”

“Everyone would,” huffs Chiara. “I have about forty dollars resting on you, di Angelo, and I will not be losing it.”

Nico sticks his tongue out at her. “Masticare lo zoccolo, zitella.”

“Hey!”

Will’s shoulders shake so hard he has to pause, trembling with the effort to hold back his laughter.

“I am trying to do a medical procedure, you two.”

Nico and Chiara speak at the same time.

“Yeah, in flip-flops.”

“Oh, are you? You’ve been flirting so long my numbing cream has started to wear off.”

That knocks Will back into doctor mode, eyes narrowing in focus. He is especially freckle-y today, not that Nico notices. And the sun is shining out the window at just the right angle to make Will’s curls look luminous. And his tongue sticks out of the corner of his perfect mouth, when he concentrates. And, gods, he’s wearing a shirt but the muscles in his /back/ —

“I can’t work with you oglin’ at me, Ghost King.”

“I’m not ogling at you.” Nico is a beautiful liar. Ignoring Will’s smirk, Chiara’s snickering, and his own flush is easy. “Why would I ever ogle at such an ugly person?”

“Because you’re in love with him, stupido. It’s embarrassing.”

“I think you should check her eyes, too, Solace.”

“How about you check deez fuckin’ nuts —”

“Alright,” Will says exasperatedly, before they can escalate too much and end up knocking a shelf off the wall. Again. “You’re done, Chiara. Take this ambrosia and scram. Don’t do anything strenuous and rip your stitches, ‘cause I’m not doin’ them again.”

She wastes no time bounding out of there. As soon as she’s gone, Will turns to face Nico, grinning.

“So,” he says, stretching out the syllable, grin wide and crooked, “you had a dream about me?”

Nico glances both ways, making sure no one’s watching. Then he darts forward to press a kiss to Will’s lips, relishing in the smell of his herbal shampoo, the chapped skin of his lips. Will grabs the side of his face and holds him longer, far past the quick peck he’d aimed for, kissing him until he smacks his boyfriend’s shoulder and pulls away, laughing. Will grins triumphantly, like he has the upper hand.

And, well.

Nico can’t have that.

“Yeah, lemme tell you about my dream.” He smooths his hands over Will’s shoulders. “This shirt was gone, for starters.”

“Mm. What else?”

“We certainly weren’t in the infirmary.”

“No?”

“No,” Nico breathes, breath hot on Will’s ear. He shivers. Nico smirks. “My cabin, dark, some low music playing…”

Will gasps. “Yeah?”

“…No one to bother us, you looking pretty as a picture on my bed…gagged.”

“Kinky.” Will shudders, hands sliding into Nico’s hair.

“Mhm. My dream come true.”

“That’s your dream?”

“Yes.” Nico pauses. “Dark, comfortable, warm…” He grins, wide and sharklike. “And finally, finally…quiet.”

It takes a second for it to sink in.

“Oh, you jackass!”

Nico cackles, stumbling back at Will’s shove. “Your — your face!”

“You jerk! I despise you!”

“Oh my gods,” he wheezes. He tries to calm himself, but one look at his boyfriend’s bright red cheeks sets him off again. “Oh my gods!”

Will huffs. Despite his embarrassment, he’s visibly struggling to hold on to his scowl, mouth twitching. “I’m breaking up with you. I’m gonna go date someone who appreciates me.”

“Nobody appreciates you more than I do, Sunshine,” Nico says, grinning. He presses a kiss to Will’s glowing cheek. “You’re just so easy to tease.”

Will rolls his eyes. “Whatever. I gotta work. Leave me alone.”

Nico presses another kiss, lingering until he feels him smile. “Okay, okay. I’ll see you at dinner, okay? Te amo.”

“…I love you too. Asshole.”

[spicybardjj]

Tavstarion Innuendo War~ Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Usually eloquent bard loses all power of speech around silly-ass vampire man 😌I like to imagine Juno was the one who started the innuendo war as a joke with Astarion but quickly lost when he figured out how to scramble her brain lol

I'd like to do at least one more of these, maybe of Juno turning the tables on Astarion?

[samasmith23]

I just love how Entrapta is so open about the fact that she’s sexually attracted to robots!

Lol! The animators were not subtle at all with the Darla scene!