#is this a holy yap

[meerealsssss]

isaac kept absolutely annoying the crap outta me like an untouched slag like all week

god forbid i have male friends 💔

because this happned with ev too

everyone thought we were dating last year to the point i gave it it's own personal post i reblogged every time someone asked if we were dating

now we decreased in value and started shipping me with dom 😔

like he'd normally annoy dom about it but dom is never at school anymore so whenever me and isaac are ANYWHERE near each other he calls out 'hey [mee]! are you and dom dating?'

and now the whole science class thinks we're together 💔💔

[eff-exor]

[ghost hunting] knock twice if you would fuck me hehe

[miyaz6ki]

Okay what if

What if dom!kinich finds out abt fem reader's g-spot and uses it to his advantage. Like, he'll keep abusing it so much you can't feel your legs in the morning. 😨😨

this idea was so good in my head omg I'm practically drooling rn

if you think he knows what it's like to fuck a girl, you're wrong. or at least he wasn't aware of what a g-spot was when you both got together.

oh but I bet you as soon as he found out he'll want it over and over and over again—not because he wanted to literally abuse you. no, now that he knew what it meant to hit it, he basically gains a kink for overstimulating you.

he can't help but use the rope of his elemental skill to ping you against the wall and take his cock like a good puppy.

sometimes when he's stressed, his nightsoul blessing activates, and becomes.. a lot more active in bed. I'll yap about that soon, just a different post :p

but in all moments wherein he remembers how useful it becomes when he knows you're about to cum.

generally loves to just griiiind all up into you. he knows the way you react when he just simply watches you try and piston your hips. even when the strong grip his palms grasped onto your hips, leaving crimson red marks.

probably is really in love with watching how you look in the mirror, at yourself, and at his cock. ohhh he loved how your plushy folds had perfectly felt him, fit him. a pretty little ring of a pearl's shade surrounded the base of the shaft.

or maybe he preferred having you tied up and pushed up against the wall while he slams himself into your entrance. watching how your eyes would tear up a bit each time he trusted roughly into you.

the next morning is probably his number one, the other moments being close seconds. still, the air was thick, yet the environment spoke for itself—soft and tender. you both still lied in bed naked, just in each other's embrace while the steamy hours you spent together last night still lingered as fragments in your mind.

he loved the way you struggled to stand up, asking for his help quietly, tugging at his hand as your knees trembled. so pretty <3

[tamagotchimi]

he brought out serena williams cripwalking , he brought MUSTARD , he brought sza , he called out drake for suing him AND STILL PLAYED NOT LIKE US .

kendrick lamar, nobody in this generation has embodied a thriving hater like you

[potato-lord-but-not]

MARIE AND PRIEST YAOI SKETCHES FOR THE SOUL !!!!!!!!!

These were going to be too separate post but I didn’t have enough Marie ones so… they share <3 also I’m so glad y’all are into the old men ocs it makes me so giddy and excited whenever people show interest teehee

ALSSOOO the last two sketches are based off this post by @capesch-arts !!!! Joy is such a freak I love him

[mypoptartburnt]

when suguru asked you to move in with him you had no idea what you were in for.

he is absolutely crazy for you so you expected him to be happy to let you spice it up a bit with your taste in decor to make it feel more like home for you but boyy did he take it next level.

this man decided to renovate his ENTIRE HOUSE to your tastes once he got a peek of your pinterest board. (he follows you on it via and anonymous account hehe) you took a quick little trip to a local cafe to get some sweet treats for the two of you, on his card of course, and you came home to a beautiful pond in the backyard and your dream living room. once he saw your shocked face his only response was “sorry for the mess baby i can tell them to hurry up if you want☺️”

he was previously very minimalistic with his interior choices with some paintings from some artists he likes but that’s about it but once you agreed to move in all he wanted is what you want. bro takes happy spouse happy life to a diabolical level. nothing you like can be considered/distasteful by him, if you like it he LOVES it because you enjoy it and he wants to be in tune with you in every single possible way possible. his house is now his place to worship you and that’s all he ever wanted.

his once bare backyard can now compete with the garden of versailles. now a home for all your favorite flowers and plants, all kinds of bird houses you made together (you got to choose the colors and designs for each one), a pool that looks like it belongs in a museum when you asked for a little above ground one, and a hugee array of fruit and vegetable gardens because his precious baby deserves so much better than the stuff at the stores filled with additives, he does not play about his lovebug’s health. oh and don’t ask about that marble statue of you in the garden that could also be in a museum, you begged him to pick something out for your shared garden and that is what he chose to do, he’s insane.

love isn’t a strong enough word to describe his feelings towards you. this man completely worships you. he is so tightly wrapped around your finger (he very willingly put himself there and is never leaving)

he used to hate his bedroom and his cold lonely bed, everything in there used to feel especially cold and lifeless, until you moved in and had you take over everything from the walls to the bedding to your shard bathroom connected to it. most people compromise and find a middle ground with this type of stuff but suguru is not about that. his joy completely stems from your joy therefore you call the shots, his only input being a huge bathtub so you two can take baths together.

all this man asks in return is that you let him snuggle you tight and cozy each and every night, let him relax you and get you all nice and floaty headed, let him baby you. all he wants to do is hold as close as humanly possible, to press sweet sweet kisses all your your cute little face, to hold you and carry you around as often as he possibly can, to coddle you in sickness and in health, and to do everything he possibly can to make you feel worshipped like the god/goddess/entity you are.

[finsplurtz]

pls write about shoto being a sub for the first time; like especially being raised by a traditional man (enji) he'd think when being in a relationship he'd be the one topping even though both him and reader are male but nooo

Tysm in advance <3

trad man shoto who bottoms

You’ve been dating half n half for a while now, everything was good you guys were thriving it was nice. 

you were shoto’s first ever… partner. he’s never dated before, never really had a huge thing towards anyone. So you could say he was a bit… clueless on this whole dating thing, but he’s a quick learner and it isn’t all that hard to understand. 

he’s aware of what people who date tend to do, like kiss and hug, have deep talks and introduce one another to their families. he’s aware of everything, oh and sex. 

shoto isn’t interested in having kids, not now of course, and not that it’s possible anyway considering you’re- well you’re a guy. it doesn’t bother him, he doesn’t care. surprisingly he was quick to understand his feelings for you even though you were a guy, you’d expect him to be hesitant on his feelings as he grew up in a strict household, but he was very open about these feelings.

there are nights that you guys cuddle, and his mind starts to really think about how you guys would have .. sex.

he’s a bit foreign to how two guys do it, but he’s has a good idea on what exactly they do. 

you’re not a sex demon, you’re not feigning to be inside your nonchalant boyfriend, you love to just hold him and kiss him more than anything. so sex isn’t something that frequently crossed your mind, surprisingly.

not that it never did, when you first thought about it you’d just stare at Shoto trying to imagine what’d it be like. shoto isn’t one to bring the topic up anyway, you shouldn’t worry to much.

“how would we have sex?” 

the question had you frozen. you looked down at your boyfriend who had his face nuzzled into your chest.

“wha… i mean like… like what do you mean… do you want to?” 

shoto felt his face get warm at the question. “..it’s not that i don’t want to, i think that it’ll happen when we’re both in the moment. i’m just curious as to how that would work.” 

you smile and stroke his silky smooth hair. 

“it’s just how a girl and a guy would have sex. excepttt the receiver would get it…. in here.” you slide your hand down to poke his bum. he moves up so he’s face to face with you.

“hurts?” he asks innocently. “hurts.” you nod before kissing his nose.

“doesn’t have to be the most painful thing, just needs a lot of preparation” Shoto thanks you for informing him. now he has a better understanding and he can also imagine what fucking you would be like.

of course, he’d top.

he was quite confused when the night rolled around and you were prodding your fingers at his entrance, he’d whine in the kiss and tug at you till you let go of the kiss. 

“you…. in me..?” he asks. you stare at him a bit confused but you nod. “but i’m…” he was going to say HE was the man but…. you’re a man too.

“i promise it won’t hurt, baby.” you kiss him gently and pull his pants down, getting a bottle of lube that was in the drawer on the nightstand. 

he watched as you pour the slimy liquid onto your hands, his heart racing. he’s all tense when you push a finger in, he’s stiff you have to tell him to relax. 

you figure he’d be find it more enjoyable if you ate him out so you did that instead. and boy is he squirmy… his breathing pace is uneven and his moans are barely audible. 

He’s quite embarrassed to say the least, he feels very… non masculine at how he reacts but it just feels so good he can’t help but twitch and whimper like a bitch in heat.

The small amount of pain he felt as you entered him quickly turned into pleasure when you hit a very special spot inside of him. 

“Mm!!— s..slow down..~” He mumbled into the back of his arm as tears fell from his face, your cock was making him feel too good. This couldn’t be right

You tugging and kissing at his nipples really did it for him, cum splurged out of his dick and he felt soooooooo fem cause he just came to you sucking on his tits. 

His stamina is low, after a round or two he’s all goopy and wet, has an insane fucked out expression and his whole body is twitching.

It’s no longer a big deal to him that he bottoms. It feels too good to complain. He loves it.

[helmbarte]

Cleaned a sketch of him and pixel crunched it

Closer to his in comic sprite ⬇️

[bigmomma25]

Character Analysis of Pete Dinunzio (Comic Vs. Pilot)

Disclaimer: This is by no means a very good or professional analysis or anything, this is just me whipping out my Honors English high school powers for fun, to put these guys in a jar and shake them. Getting as much content out of this comic as possible even if it means yapping. Pete goes first because he's easy, lol

The Comics Highlight His Flaws

The first difference I noted when watching the pilot first and then delving into the comics is; Pete is aggressive. Much more aggressive. He's the most argumentative member in the first few panels, with most of his comments being rather pessimistic or sexual in nature. He always has some sort of retort or comeback to defend himself and his views, and his passions come out mostly in anger.

There's also a silent shame that comes with his behaviors, much more likely to complain about what he doesn't like than happily explain what he's passionate about. When he does have passionate moments, it's because these things that make him very vulnerable are being criticized, and he gets defensive. Like his love for Christopher Lee.

Without any prior knowledge of these characters, it can be assumed that Pete comes from an abusive household. His behaviors are major signs. He's most likely so combative because he's used to constantly being under fire, especially with (I think) 8 other siblings who are implied to be mostly older men. If he didn't have a slick comment or keep up this "tough" persona, he'd be their personal punching bag - figuratively and literally.

All Pete really knows is aggression, being canonically the poorest member (he states that he couldn't even afford to be in the Boba Fett conversation in the comics). It's been shown that the club lives in a shitty area in Staten Island. Plus, they're heavily bullied. It's shaped the way he communicates and interacts with the world around him. Even his obsessions - he likes seeing people get ripped apart to the point it becomes a kink.

Even the way he speaks sets him apart. Not necessarily his accent, but his word choices are usually much simpler and his points are very blunt. He's not portrayed as booksmart, and his swagger comes off more as a performance (both of masculinity and of nonchalance) than a natural way of being.

It's also worth noting his position in the very first panel of the comics. Bill is head of the table, of course, it's his house and he's the leader. (I'll get to that symbolism in Bill's analysis). But Pete is sat right next to him, lower than Bill and somewhat distant from him, but still seeming closer and getting more focus than Jerry and Josh.

His position is meant to draw your eye from an artistic perspective, he is unconsciously trying to secure himself a good spot for control and stability. If you're on Bill's bad side, you end up like Josh (I'll get into the lolcow-ification of Josh later on too), but Pete gets the least shit from Bill. Pete is not a pushover, and he feeds into Bill more. Their bickering seems almost comedic.

Totally different dynamic than he has in the pilot, so them getting along so well may be retconned. He has much more of a moral compass in the pilot, and while both versions show Pete *attempting* to be a mediator and a voice of reason, the pilot shows it more. Almost like Pete didn't want to be there, much preferring Jerry's company since they were both reasonable.

Bill and Pete's dynamic also goes to solidify Pete's relationship with his father and the toxic masculinity he displays constantly. Pete has the urge to stray and separate himself from the obviously immoral tendencies of his father, but still seeks approval from an authority figure in which he admires. Someone he sees as "cool" and capable, teeter-tottering between loving him and fighting him. His father is very authoritative, Pete was never allowed to question anything. He associates anything "girly" with pain - like how Bill associates women with sexist stereotypes, expecting to be hurt by them because of their shared experiences with bullying and Bill's mommy issues. Except Pete had it literally beat into him.

Him connecting masculinity to being capable and independent leads directly to his tendency to make choices on the fly. In a house that's always arguing, someone has to make a decision. And Pete wants to be seen as the macho man who knows what he's doing, but also doesn't care that much. So he mainly makes decisions with common sense, emotion, and whatever he's compelled to. A very "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" mentality from living in a conservative household.

Though I do feel that most of his decisions come from a place of shame. If you're secure, you usually don't have to make it a point, or brag about it, or defend it so vehemently. You just... are secure. This directly ties into his canonical bisexuality along with his horror passions. His whole life he's been told everything about him was fundamentally wrong, and he's trying to run from it. Which is why he tries to separate his personal love for horror makeup and SFX from traditional gay and drag art forms. Those things are looked down on. He hates being looked down on. Which is why he uses gays, along with Josh, as scapegoats.

The Pilot Highlights His Positives

From the first 25 seconds of the pilot, Pete is already a more positive version of his comic alternative. He's more successful in diffusing the bickering between Josh and Bill, and is more level-headed and goal-oriented. He's calmer, seeing things go wrong and actually wanting to find solutions instead of dwelling on the small details and who-did-what. He almost feels like a disgruntled mother with more humor. His independence also shines, but so does his tendency to run into danger without thinking.

Pete also sits much farther in the pilot at their meeting table. He's at opposite ends of the table, like the other head, or leader, willing to criticize Bill and never really seeing eye-to-eye with him. He tries to lead before Bill does, starting with the "Sexy Sirens" tape, and has a little bit of a power struggle. He's leaning back, to distance himself, and his nonchalance is more natural, it's just who he is. Josh and Jerry seem closer to Bill than Pete is, which is a total 180 from the comics.

A big point of Pete's character in the pilot that isn't touched upon at all in the comics is his sense of justice. He wants things to be fair - from the trivia-off in Joe's shop, to the DnD game. He tries to break up fights but will hit back if he's being hit, or someone else is being hit unjustifiably. Much like a shephard dog instead of a guard dog, like his comic alternative. But only to the club, he's still a menace to his general environment.

His trauma is shown more subtly but it is still made a point - while Pilot Josh is unconcerned when Bill's mother is yelling at the club, Pete seems the most worried and distraught, the first to start sweating and holding his head. His body language screams abuse. His introduction panel also shows he's relatively used to beat downs, seeming silently resigned and defeated rather than horrified like the other characters.

His sexuality also seems more on-par with a teen boy and less hypersexual, and there's less sexist comments. He's definitely still a little freak, shown with his creepy little faces, clawing at the glass, and his comments about "Battle Broads" the series, but he's not trying to repress nearly as much.

Combining the Two

Since the point of the comics was to be an exaggerated version of real life incels, I'd say the pilot is a more realistic representation of who Pete is as a person. But with such a short run, it didn't get to show the entirety of his character, which would have to be fleshed out across multiple episodes. The comics is a satirical piece mocking and displaying the worst of the worst, and t pilot is a commentary on the societal failures that lead to children with this kind of behavior.

There are some parts where they undeniably intersect though. Like Pete's tendency towards violence to solve his problems, and one specific comic panel (which I can't exactly find right now) where Pete comments that sewing's for sissies, and Jerry insists that he's not. Pete's reply is "Of course not you, Jerry, you're a wizard. Keep it up." This can be seen as him just wanting his clothes repaired, but it can also be interpreted as Pete putting his own insecurities and internalized feelings aside because he loves and respects his friends too much. It shows that he doesn't actually believe what he's saying to the degree he insists. Pete is the second most likely to have the capacity to change his ways, if he ever so chose.

Honestly, it's up to interpretation how these traits are combined. Some fans like the comics more, some fans like the pilot. Though Evan seems to be leaning more into the pilot interpretations of the characters now than the comics, showing a possible reboot or retcon of their old traits, just like the retcon of Epilogue Pete.

Summary (MBTI, Enneagram, etc.)

I'm gonna use my general knowledge of personality quizzes to get my point across, lol.

I honestly believe his MBTI is ESTP, as someone who studied it for a very long time and spent way too long on PDB. But he is a very unhealthy ESTP that never found an outlet for his more creative attributes, and lives in unhealthy environments that disrupt his peace.

On the good side, he can adapt easily, read his environment and the people in it well, and he is extremely passionate. He's pushed by his love of horror and film, seeking out people with the same interests and motivation to get things done. He's very experience-based, seeking out adventure, and has a lot of energy. He's very down to earth, lives in the moment almost too much, can easily improvise and comes up with decisions very quickly. He's a quick thinker, but thinks after he acts, not before, and is very life-smart. He's a good communicator, he's practical, hedonistic, and fair.

Deep down, he seeks validation from his peers, wanting to be seen as competent, talented, valuable. At his best, this helps him connect with others in a meaningful way like he craves. But he never really gets there, which leads to him forming a persona he believes will get him that respect. He's actually a very sensitive person in that way, not necessarily emotional but very touchy when it comes to what he loves. He's prone to pessimism, doesn't think about the consequences of his actions, and doesn't see himself in a world in which he's truly successful.

He's selfish, rude, doesn't trust others, has an intense aversion to rules, and doesn't look at any information that goes against what he believes. He can be bossy at times, or judgemental of others who don't meet his standards, and doesn't keep other people' feelings in mind. This leads to an internal struggle with seeing everyone as fake or not as dedicated, but also wanting, needing connection with other people. This can lead to him being rather conspiratorial, which leads to the whole "Jock vs. Nerd" conversation.

I also think he's a sp/so (self-preservation social) 8w9. His biggest fear is being hurt and betrayed by the people he loves, so he seeks out control and stability so that can't happen. He tries his best to be self-reliant so he has no need to open up to others and make himself vulnerable, and he's hard to warm up to. But once he likes you, he's loyal for life. He isn't very loud about these traits, trying to maintain an air of calmness while also being no-nonsense. He doesn't want to lose control of his anger, but also has a tendency to do so, leading to small outbursts of strong aggression. While he craves connection, if he has too many failed relationships, he may start to see them as a waste of his time and become very introverted, like how he became in the epilogue.

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Yep, that's it, enough yapping for me. Those are all the things I noticed, hopefully it's entertaining to somebody lol.

[jealousmartini]

It just hit me that I don't have to wait till bedtime to shift because I am always shifting all day everyday. Including now.

Like I could just REMEMBER *wink wink nudge nudge @hrrtshape* that I'm in my dorm room in my mha reality right now..

Like right now?...

all it takes is for me to decide "actually I have shifted and i am in my dr" for me to snap back to reality in my dr right in the middle of a make out session?

Wait what???

As in.. I can just lock the fuck in right now and no one could stop me.

..

Oh. my God??

[phighter-kisser]

thinking about obsessive / yandere au again oh no someone call the police wee woo wee wooo,,,

imagine trying to avoid say, two time or chance (pre-forsaken), only to see them outside your house with a bouquet of flowers one day after hearing the doorbell ring

"Heya babes! Just wanted to uh- drop these off for ya—"

"Get off my property Chance."

"Oh- okay."

or

"Blessed day, isn't it? I was just picking some flowers when I came across these ones; I thought you would like them!"

"Oh- uh- thank you?"

"Of course!"

Like, Chance is basically a kicked dog to me trapped into a rabbit's or cat's body; he looks all high and mighty and confident but the moment he gets called out for their behavior they'll turn into a pitiful mess and leave you alone for the time being (if he's already overconfident then he'll just, continue talking and not leave you alone, even if their ego is a bit bruised afterwards)

Meanwhile Two Time is a bit harder for me to capture? It's odd but I currently see them as basically stalking you but will go away for a bit if you accept one of their gifts (to go write something about it and how happy they are). If you try and deny it, they'll insist on it before becoming mad and giving up and then walk away to go crush the gift or smth. the type of mf to invest in love spells

[mattswrinkleton]

HOW DO THE MATT GIRLS STAY WINNING???

I’m not even ovulating and ts got me going CRAZY

[miyaz6ki]

Hiii, it's me again, I'm here to ask abt kinich- anyways, Reader is kind of insecure and self conscious and she's dating kinich, and she sees how good mualani is to kinich and starts to ask herself if she should actually be with him (+I would appreciate it you somehow turn this into smut because I'm a dog for him🤭)

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD UTC.

you knew kinich was close with her too, but you couldn't help but feel like you weren't as good as she was.

you saw the way she looked at him, what were you supposed to do? you knew she'd never pursue someone in a relationship but she always asked about your relationship with kinich.. was she hoping you'd break up?

well i'll be glad to answer that no she does not! but ill explain more later.

you continued to feel like you weren't a good partner, therefore distancing yourself from the man you fell in love with.

maybe he was better off with her. or at least so you thought. you see, mualanj was giving him advice on how to treat you, she always smiled whenever her and kinich spoke about it.. because.. well.. it was funny to her how he doesn't know how to talk to you.

you have barely had your first kiss with him, and he's never had anyone else like you before.. so he had to ask a professional (mualani plus her 0 relationship experience advice)

"just remember to make them feel at home! you notice if they've been sad or anything recently?" mualani puts up her surfboard up on a tree, sitting on the soft grains of sand on the beach.

"i.. feel like they've been running away from me.. did i do anything wrong?"

mualani realized immediately why you'd distance yourself; you were jealous. kinich has a dense sense for romance, so he wouldn't notice immediately unless.. well professional couplw therapist mualani ensures it doesn't happen again!

once kinich realizes what he's done, he goes to find you as soon as possible. not even hearing out more of mualani's words. she was sure you both would figure it out anyway.

but trust me kinich is quick on his feet to tell you how you're everything to him.

when you tell him you didn't believe him.. well i guess he just had to show you.

kinich who learned a few things from the books mualani threw at him, she didn't realize one of them was basically sex in a book, as he read on, he wanted to try out a specific scene.

laid out in front of him, taking his gloves off carefully tossing them to the side. prepping your hole for him to treat you good. your wetness already all over his fingers as he added another digit progressively.

he who hums into your ear, hearing how well you whimpered, and whined out his name. he could only praise you for how good you took him.

your cunt sucked him inside so well, the sounds of pleasure echoed throughout the hallway in the gap of the unlocked door.

your walls started to tighten around his cock, but that wouldn't stop him from penetrating you. he'd make sure by tonight that no one other than you could make him cum.

kinich who likes to put you into a mating press, your legs held high above your head, he slaps the soft skin of your ass, before laying a kiss onto your wet cunt, mixed with cum of your own and his.

kinich will make sure you know that he loves you more than anyone else. and he wants you to do the same (not that you weren't already doing that.)

but when its all over, his words are sweet, learning a thing or two from whatever mualani discussed with him. clearing the air on why he had been talking to mualani more recently.

he just meant to ask her about advice on what to get you for your next anniversary 🩵

[sapphiregem01]

CR cast has never fumbled a photoshoot and my bi ass is THANKFUL

[the-phantom-peach]

Whats your opinion on link between worlds? i love my dumb purple rabbit man-

I was just drafting a design for him last week! Definitely want to finish his and albw link design soon “€(-.-“)

but I’m SO sad I’ve never taken the time to play albw (YET) TT it’s definitely on the list of zelda games I need to finish bc omG I love ravio. I already know the basic plot of albw since I used to be so obsessed with him on release that I looked up spoilers, but I’ll definitely take some time to play it when I get the chance TT

[charmallows]

hand on your shoulder. Hear me out please