#james potter ships

[vomits0cutely]

James: can I try rizzing you up?

Anyone: ..okay-

James: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELSSE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE—

[daddiesdrarryy]

Peter: I can’t believe we get to go to France for our school trip! That should be fun

Remus: I have so many places to go, so many things to do, The Eiffel Tower, The Louvre!

James: A French guy, that’s what I wanna do

James: Reg is coming, right Pads?

Sirius: …not anymore

[wilmvandrr]

they're all icons I fear

[katinacrisis]

regulus has the most in depth curly hair routine ever known to man. he uses fancy shampoo that he imports from france and everything.

james uses grocery store shampoo and his curls are held together by sheer force of will.

reg will never not be angry that james has softer hair than him.

[atlasdoe]

"James takes care of everyone, but who takes care of James?"

SIRIUS HIS BEST FRIEND WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIM!!!! HIS PARENTS WHO SPOIL HIM TO DEATH!!!! REMUS WHO CAN ONLY SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT HIM!!!!!! LILY HIS FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

[yoongi-regulus]

regulus, barty and evan for sure have the type of friendship where they always cuddle, hold hands, kiss on lips ... that's why the whole school thinks all 3 of them are dating, so everyone is very confused when jegulus start dating. (also james is extremely jealous of barty and evan, and they make it their whole life purpose to be even more cuddly with regulus in front of james. regulus likes jealous james, so he goes with it)

[del-stars]

fleamont the type of dad that when james is sweating and shaking trying to say he likes boys his response is “oh i had several gay relationships at hogwarts”

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

im a multishipper until you try to touch my babies ok.

james and lily? absolutely. lily and mary? adorable. james and regulus? grumpyxsunshine GOLD. regulus and barty? our favorite psychos. barty and evan? you know it's growing on me

but other ships instead of wolfstar????? like??? they're the only ones for each other argue w the goddamn wall

[lexithwrites]

I once believed love would be black and white, but it’s golden

another huge thank you to Caspervi for this beautiful commission✨

[comradekarin]

in my last post I said that hermione and ron speak a language that harry just doesn’t understand…. and now that i think about it more, harry and ron also speak a lanaguge hermione doesn’t understand. the common denominator here is ron. ron is actually the cool hot girl of the group. the fandom hates him because he’s tall, pretty and not a bigot. no further elaboration needed. thank you for coming to my ted talk guys

[vomits0cutely]

It would have worked, but the person he’s trying to flirt with isn’t catching on..

[daddiesdrarryy]

Remus: Reg, I need you to switch with me. I can’t tutor Sirius anymore

Regulus: Why? Are you guys fighting?

Remus: No we’re not, but that’s exactly why. All Sirius does is look at me with those eyes when I teach him, you know, the eyes!

Regulus: …right. I think that’s because he loves you

Remus: That’s the problem, we always end up in bed mid-lesson. It’s getting concerning, you have to switch with me, I’ll teach James instead

Regulus: …

Regulus: We have the same problem. Let’s switch

James: Wait no!

[beli-eve-ing]

people underestimate the joy of being a multishipper heavily

[haunting-hufflepuffs-basement]

Genuinely one of my favorite things about the maruaders fandom that is widely agreed upon:

Regulus is trans. Everyone assumes Remus is trans because werewolf behavior can look suspiciously similar to having a period. Shenanigans ensue:

*During 1st Year*

Sirius: *discreetly giving Remus chocolate during his time of the month*

Remus, in his head: HOW DOES HE KNOW? HOW DOES HE KNOW I'M A WEREWOLF? HOW DOES HE KNOW CHOCOLATE HELPS? WHY IS HE NOT SAYING ANYTHING? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

*Quidditch Locker Room*

Marlene: FUCK!

Sirius: What's wrong?

Marlene: I started my period and don't have anything on me!

James, who started carrying extras because he's a mom friend: Oh, here you go.

Marlene: *intensely stares at them* Okay if James carries the tampons and Remus is the one who uses them, why the FUCK is Sirius named Pads???

James: I. . .what?

Sirius: Abort Prongs. There's no right answer to this one.

*During a Study Session*

Regulus: Ugh, I'm so jealous of you sometimes Lupin.

Remus "Low Self-Esteem" Lupin: Why?

Reg: It's just that. . .well, if your mood is any indication, your time of the month is so CONSISTENT! Like, every 28 days like clockwork. You've never had 2 in one month or anything!

Remus, in his head: . . .is. . .is Regulus a werewolf too? Is this how Sirius was so accepting?

Remus out loud: You get it TWICE sometimes, how is that even possible?

Reg: I know right, it's so unfair!

Regulus: . . .

Peter: . . .

Regulus: So is there a REASON you've been stalking me or---

Peter: Are you a werewolf?

Reg: The fuck? No? Why---

Peter: KAY THANKS BYE!

*later*

Remus: oh my God Peter I didn't mean ASK HIM

Peter: Well how the fuck else was I supposed to find out?

Everyone start milking the comedy potential, or I'll have to write it myself! This is a threat! There's enough angst in this fandom, we need more pure comedy fics!

[starkingdraws]

took me forever 🫶⭐️

[ttroubledwaters]

"ill never be enough" : regulus, remus, lily, mary, evan, peter

"im always too much" : james, sirius, pandora, marlene, barty, sybil

now tell me I'm wrong I beg.