#jegulus post

[muggleborn-slytherpuff]

Barty: And worst of all, you callously ignored the letter Reg wrote to you even though he told you he loved you!

James: What letter?

James: Barty, what letter?!

[iheartmarauders]

yeah the whole dynamic with Sirius being mad at James for dating Regulus is fun and all buttttttt

CAN WE PLEASE CONSIDER JAMES BREAKING DOWN CRYING TO SIRIUS BECAUSE HE THINKS HES IS GONNA BE MAD AT HIM AND HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT SIRIUS' OPINION BUT HE ALSO HASNT EVER BEEN SO IN LOVE WITH A PERSON SO HE CANT JUST NOT PURSUE IT RIGHT AND AFTER LIKE 10 MINUTES OF SOBBING/EXPLAINING SIRIUS IS JUST LIKE

"dude, your fine, I don't care. date him."

[a-great-tragedy]

Based on what I know, I do not think Sirius and Regulus were even taught being gay was possible. I think Walburga/Orion refused to teach them it even exists. So I imagine them finding out like this:

Sirius: Yeah, if I was a girl I would probably date Remus to be honest. Such a shame it’s impossible for me to like him.

James: Impossible? What do you mean??

Sirius: Well you can only like people of the opposite gender.. right?

James: …No, you can like people of the same gender, that exists. It’s a thing.

Sirius: ( °ㅁ°)

Sirius: I must tell Reg

[itsmyfix]

Regulus: you’re so soft for me

James: hey that’s not even true

Regulus: you cried yesterday when i accidentally put your shirt on instead of mine

James: *biting his knuckles remembering how small he looked*

James: *choked up* i think you’re exaggerating slightly

Regulus: where are all my shirts, James

James: wow that’s so weird i’m not sure but you can wear mine until you find them

[daysofnights]

padfoot grabbing cat regulus by the scruff of his neck and forcefully bringing him to the gryffindor dorm because he's been avoiding james after a fight

[ccccatttta]

i, personally, think james sleeps in the starfish position, his limbs all spread out, face all full of bliss.

but if you look closely, there's a lump clinging to his torso, that lump is regulus who sleeps all curled on himself but latches on james like a koala.

[spookeart]

Pining painter Regulus my beloved🫶

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Kidnapper: We have your kid.

Effie Potter, adoptive mother of more than she can bother counting : Which one?

Kidnapper: Which...? Um...dark hair, light eyes-

Effie: *tired sigh* You're going to have to be more specific.

Kidnapper: P-pissed off, super snarky-

Effie: More

Kidnapper: M-more?

Effie: More specific than that.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Remus: Reg, I need you to switch with me. I can’t tutor Sirius anymore

Regulus: Why? Are you guys fighting?

Remus: No we’re not, but that’s exactly why. All Sirius does is look at me with those eyes when I teach him, you know, the eyes!

Regulus: …right. I think that’s because he loves you

Remus: That’s the problem, we always end up in bed mid-lesson. It’s getting concerning, you have to switch with me, I’ll teach James instead

Regulus: …

Regulus: We have the same problem. Let’s switch

James: Wait no!

[miriammctroi]

Regulus is a naturally grumpy person. He frowns all day, rolls his eyes, and scoffs at everything. He rarely smiles—almost never. Many people have never seen him smile.

Whenever James sees him frown, he pokes his cheek and says, "Smile."

Regulus cannot resist this. He smiles every time.

[jjkyaoi]

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

[marauders-bs]

regulus says "i love stargazing," looking at the stars

james says "i love stargazing," looking at his star

[daysofnights]

imagining regulus at 11 lying on his stomach kicking his legs doing arts and crafts and making a love letter for james

[loz-tearsofahomo]

being hyperfixated on the marauders but not even remotely invested in taylor swift is a battle only given to god's strongest soldiers

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: i'm paying for the person behind me, can you tell them that i think they’re hot?

fast food worker: okay?

Regulus: *drives up to the window*

fast food worker: your food was paid for by the guy ahead of you. he thinks that you're hot

Regulus: *rolls his eyes and smiles* he's my husband

[oh-phoenixx]

"Hold" - Jegulus microfic @into-the-jeggyverse - 315 words

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“James, seriously, I’m awful with kids, I can’t-” Regulus tried, but James just chuckled and handed him the baby.

“Just hold him, Reg,” James said calmly, holding back a grin. “I’ll be back in a bit.”

Regulus held Harry far from his chest, as though he was a bomb. James laughed, kissing Regulus’s cheek and heading to the shop, leaving Regulus alone with Harry.

“Um, hi,” Regulus said to Harry. “I’m Regulus.”

Baby Harry just looked at him with curious eyes, cooing softly. Regulus slowly brought him closer, until his arms were wrapped around the baby and holding him to his chest.

“Er, do you like, uh... What do I have in common with a baby?” Regulus muttered, rolling his eyes at his boyfriend, though he couldn’t see him.

“Oh! You read to babies. What do babies read?”

Regulus looked around frantically for anything baby-appropriate. He, of course, didn’t have any children’s books in his flat. He picked up the first thing he could see, The Picture of Dorian Gray, which he was rereading.

By the time James got back with food and drinks, Regulus was reading to Harry, occasionally interrupting himself to explain his annotations from his first read, or his thoughts on a particular element of the story, as though Harry were capable of understanding him in the first place.

James came up behind the armchair, giving each a kiss on the head.

“You know, you talk to him like he’s an adult,” James observed.

Regulus just shrugged, not taking James up on his offer to take Harry away. He supposed children weren't all that bad. This one, especially, who looked so adorably like James, without the excessive talking. Well, he was alright.

Regulus never did get the ‘baby voice’ thing down, though, and continued to talk to Harry as though he could comprehend any of Regulus’s rants until the day he actually could.