#jerf

[ogerpwned]

Theres no rule saying that a Jeff the killer CANT play basketball

[sugaldean]

There's nothing funnier (it's not funny actually but we gotta laugh at one point) than JK Rowling expecting THAT MAN

To apologise for supporting trans people

[tenth-sentence]

It looks disturbingly like a human sacrifice.

"Why the West Rules – For Now: The patterns of history and what they reveal about the future" - Ian Morris

[thehorrorsoftheblackbunnymask]

Proxies or creepypastas if their darling was a single parent/mom/dad. Who would be nicest to the kid and who would hate the hell out of the kid

Toby: He would be pretty nice to the kid. I don't really see Toby being the type to purposely want to harm a kid, especially with his Traumatic past. Now, would he be annoyed if the kid got in the way of him and you, of course, but he'll just have the kid be distracted by a toy or tell them to go outside and play while he does whatever.

Masky/Tim: Um, he wouldn't hate the kid, he'd just be more so annoyed by it. Tim is a very abusive yandere, but he still has some morality left in him, and he isn't one to kill a kid if he didn't need to. He'd probably be pretty distant, it's your kid afterall. He might talk to them on occasion. If they ever ask him why they're living with him and if he'll ever hurt mom/dad/parent, he'll probably give them a very lighthearted awnser

Hoodie/Brian: OMG your kid loves Brian. I personally think Brian is the worse yandere out of all the proxies due to his inconsistent nature, so being his darling brings you a lot of stress, pain, and trauma. Brian personally feels indifferent about the kid and honestly cares less about them, he views them more as a manipulation tactic than anything, and he makes you very aware of that. But, he would be the best dad ever. Buying them toys, playing with them, giving them candy, he'd pretty much be the fun parent. But this all to make the kid love and trust him, and to kind of keep you on leash. Since Brian is with them alot, he could do anything to them, you'll never know. So act right.

Jerf: Hates kids. Jeff absolutely hates your kid. He sees them as nothing more than an inconvenience and a cockblock. It took a lot of convincing to have him not just murder them.

Ben: He's more of a chill uncle than a dad. He likes the kid, especially if they're into video games and anything like that. He'll constantly take them into the internet world, give them snacks when they're not supposed to and so on. He adores them tbh.

EJ: They confused him at first. Kids are normally afraid of him due to his lack of eyes, but your kid would constantly follow him around like a lost puppy dog. He's kind of awkward with them but he doesn't hate them. He tries his best to be a decent dad, despite your wanting your kid nowhere near him.

[julezo]

today i was reminded of this when asked to name an egg. for once in my life i popped off and bestowed it with the misnomer Leonardo Montenaro (because eggs can’t be human) and i was immediately told to piss off. they named him Jerf Gun

my own personal struggle is that every time i’m asked to name something the first name i think of is jorge and then the second is something stupid like rock and then the third is fortinbras or guildenstern or rosalind. it’s constant and unrelenting and i internally combust when i have to make a real good name.

[puriteenism]

rickley mctwinkuncle riordan you could have explained jasons nerfed powers and added the cycle of patricide angle to your books by basically saying "jupiter jerfs his sons powers bc they might hammer car explosion him (#generationaltrauma)" AND YOU DIDNT IT WAS RIGHT THERE DONT YOU CARE ABOUT THE LONG LASTING AFFECTS OF "MY DAD THINGS IM GONNA KILL HIM" ON MY PYSCHE. I NEVER STOP THINKIJG ABOUT THEM. and if ypu wanna be cursed with the same mind virus go read my fic about them

[have-you-been-here]

Jerf el Ahmar, Syria

[mordenandmerry]

In the oiar office, straight up “jerfing it” and by “it” . i men. yuor ar ms

[kushblazer666]

my name-a jerf

[percys-lemons]

MY BROTHER JOINED TUMBLR

im proud of him everyone follow him @jerf-man he likes the beatles and the strokes

[queefjerkin]

she queef on my

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she queek on my jerf

she queef on my jerky …..

[inoppositionflorien]

Beef Jerkum sounds like a late-80s early 90s action star, while Jeef Burkum sounds like like a total square school principal from a 90s comedy, while Jerf Beekum sounds like a 90s nerd from a different yet remarkably similar comedy, while Berf Jeekum sounds like it could be a racial slur originating in the late 19th century.

This doesn't really prove anything, but it sure got typed and posted online, so that's probably a good sign about its quality.

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

rhomboid jerf

[anatheyma]

jerf 😦

[the-smart-name]

jerf

the jerf

[qubixo1]

The amount of Jerfed Seinfeld in NBC Stoc can borrow

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