#johnlock text post

[sinverse]

finally watching supernatural (yes, in the year 2024) and god you destiel girls weren’t lying huh

they really ARE that gay

[ponkydraws]

[idbelostwithoutyou]

BBC Sherlock textpost part 5/?

[vargdottern]

shout out to all the authors who wrote insanely queercoded relationships but couldn't make them canon because being gay wasn't legal at the time

[malpractisnt]

Sherlock x text posts >:

[te-de-frutillas6v6]

did this lil something

[annnnnsoe]

not arcane related but I am currently watching Sherlock for the first time ever and I am crashing tf out <3

them not being endgame might just be my villain origin story

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lil bonus:

[hottopic-wannabe]

holmes and watson would be awesome painters look at the sfumato they did on the line between best pals and a married couple

[greenteacryptid]

They're platonic?? Why do they act like they don't know that??

[wonderlandsakura]

Ok for some reason my brain is hyper focusing on Johnlock again like I won't regret it 2-3 business days from now when I come out of it with 5 new open AO3 tabs (out of my already 156 open AO3 tabs not counting other unfinished/unread fic/fic I've not caught up on, full disclosure) for fic that I probably won't finish reading and/or while being unable to find the. Very Specific. fic I want to read and just having like an open half-filtered tab... But Anyway.

Here's a Very Rare Johnlock Post from me lol

Imagine after all the seasons are over and Johnlock are old and have finally talked about their feelings and properly, actually, gotten officially together

(and subsequently gotten married in like 2 months cause Sherlock filled out the paperwork while John was not actually at home and then actually having a discussion about it when John finds out it happened cause Sherlock casually mentions it and actually agrees after Sherlock mentions (read: steamrolls over him, anxiously) them practically already being married by common law and just officialising it for the tax benefits... they only have a proper wedding, maybe on their/an anniversary when Mrs Hudson finds out probably 6 months later or sth and complains,, but I've gone on a tangent again)

Anyway Rosie is a teenager, with after-school activities and a phone.

I'm just imagining Sherlock dragging John out on a murder case (read: date) and deciding to feed him midway through (like always, tbh,, sth sth that post about feeding the depressed man that tends to forget to eat but I digress)

So Rosie gets a text and a voicemail from the two of them (cause Sherlock prefers to text and tell me John is not the sort to leave voicemails, like he would have put it on the voicemail machine if they had one he's so old man sometimes)

And it goes something like:

[Text from Papa]

Ragù Bolognese, Angelo's, 7pm. Hugs. -SH

[Voicemail from Dad]

"Hi honey, it's Dad.

Sorry we won't be able to make it to dinner with you, your father's got a case and you know how he gets...

Anyway, Mrs Hudson is going out tonight remember, so your Papa is booking the usual table at Angelo's for you... You still like the Spaghetti Bolognese right?

Don't worry about us, we'll eat before we get home. And the reservation is at 7, so don't be late. This will probably take a while so don't wait up either and go straight to bed young lady, you hear me?

Anyway I've got to go, loveyoubye."

Anyway I think it would be very cute, like they love and care about her, even if they're old men who laugh at crime scenes and whose ideal date is trying to catch a murderer together, and they show it by taking a moment to make sure she's fed with her favorite food even when they're busy solving crime, so yeah.

[aunhinged]

Johnlock au

John opens his email to find that Sherlock has applied to 3 different jobs on his behalf:

Dolphin Trainer

Mime Artist

Professional Hugger

John storms into the room, waving his phone.

"You applied for these?"

Sherlock doesn’t even look up. "I thought you needed a career change. You’re welcome."

John's voice is a mix of disbelief and amusement. "A mime artist? Really?"

Sherlock smirks. "Think of it as a new... silent partnership."

[undeadhost]

had to watch bbc sherlock in class after purposely avoiding it and wow they really did lean into the gay thing

[idbelostwithoutyou]

BBC Sherlock textpost part 4/?

[yuri-luver69]

yeah we all like nerd x jock but have you ever seen very straight looking boss bitch who falls totally in love with the obviously gay bumbling and bonus points if brooding idiot

[malpractisnt]

More sherlock x textposts i made instead of studying for finals

[letterstothelady]

Finished bbc sherlock yesterday and the literal inconsolable void which is in me now is eating me up. I literally can't get over it. The ending was chefs kiss as far as that goes. Close enough.