#kermit yaps

[vreemdkermithebatman]

has this been done yet

[vreemdkermithebatman]

I want beer

heloo WENCH

hey there buddy

[clairyclue]

can we bring back the muppets? like, can we bring back puppetry in movies in general? the puppet special effects in 80s movies was top tier and i’d prefer artistry like that than all of the cgi that’s forced down our throats to suffice (or better yet, can we have a mix of both mediums to play off and enhance each other??)

i miss people treating miss piggy and kermit like real people. i think we should bring back the muppet show. maybe i’m just whiny because it’s a special interest of mine and i like jim henson and all that but genuinely they’ve faded into obscurity outside of niche internet spaces recently and i just really, really need to see a resurgence of muppet media as it was in its prime.

[kayotic-catgirl]

the tiktok refuges coming to tumblr would be killed by the evilmario666 blog

[sweetronancer]

thinking about nancy hating the muppets at least a little bit and robin loving the fuck outta them

idk maybe its the other way around but robin probably has a killer kermit impression!!!

[theheightsarewuthering]

no i’m fine just crying to rainbow connection don’t worry about me

[notarandomalex]

hwy we all hate the cars 2 ad in muppets 2011 right?

Just checking cause it is SO out of place and I hate it like Disney I need you to know this is like one of the very few pieces of yours that I consume even then it is still pirated

[qicktrick]

honestly thought combine was about harvesting grain (see: combine harvester). excuse me while i go de-idiot-ify myself in minor embarrassment

[c0nstantlyscreaming]

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sorry if i didn’t get some of y’all :((

[vreemdkermithebatman]

I haven't seen one yet so erm

[adinosaurwithtinyarms]

thank you guys!

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i love you my first five moots

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-Your One and only, adinosaurwithtinyarms

[half-unread]

Hello, it’s me again. Here to yap about my sweet baby angels 🌶️☀️

Here is the link for this sheet

Some more headcannons about them:

First of all I completely forgot to add their birth charts (because I’m dumb)

Daisy:

Capricorn Sun

Cancer Moon

Virgo Rising

Mercury in Sagittarius

Venus in Aquarius

Also, her Mars is in Scorpio

Shane:

Taurus Sun

Pisces Moon

Scorpio Rising

Mercury in Aries

Venus in Pisces

Also, his Mars is in Capricorn

Thank you to my astrology friend who does not have Tumblr for making their birth charts (because I’m crazy). I don’t know what any of this means, but apparently it makes sense :)

✨Shane’s contact name for Daisy is simply Daisy Mae☀️🧡

✨Daisy’s contact name for Shane is Chicken Man 🥚🩵

✨Shane’s Home Screen is a picture of Daisy and Jas asleep on his bed (his Lock Screen is Jas on her 7th birthday holding a baby chick dressed in a big purple princess dress, green fairy wings and green rain boots)

✨Daisy’s Lock Screen is a picture of Shane reading to Jas in their pajamas. Her Home Screen is a chaotic picture of Kermit the Frog because she cannot be too serious

✨Daisy buys every single chicken themed item she sees in the store for Shane. A silly stuffed animal? In the cart. A mug with a chicken on it? In the cabinet already. Chicken slippers? He wears them every day

✨Daisy also buys Shane silly button up shirts and boxers with silly and goofy patterns on them

✨Lingerie is hot, but Shane would much rather see Daisy in his favorite gridball jersey

✨The first thing Daisy grows in her greenhouse is like five different types of hot peppers for Shane

✨Shane isn’t a PDA guy, but at home? He HAS to be touching her (or at least near her) at all times.

✨When Daisy is pissed off, she SLAMS things. Doors. Cabinets. Glasses on tables. Shane always mumbled under his breath “here we go again” while rolling his eyes.

✨Before he gave Daisy a bouquet, Shane asked Jas for permission. Same goes for when he proposed/when they move onto the farm

✨Jas moves onto the farm. She 100% starts calling them mom and dad

✨When they get married, Sam is Shane’s best man. Ethan walks Daisy down the aisle.

✨Daisy and Shane have 5 kids (including Jas)

✨Daisy loves to use emojis (even when it’s not necessary. ESPECIALLY when it’s not necessary). Shane does not know what 💀 or 👀 means, but she won’t stop

✨Daisy writes poems and songs about Shane. He’s not musically gifted, so he makes her carefully curated playlists that she HAS to play in order

✨Shane doesn’t buy Daisy flowers, he hand picks them himself (usually from the one flower field in the secret woods that she’s obsessed with)

✨They love taking showers together. It’s not (usually) sexual. They wash each others hair and make jokes and talk about their days

✨Shane loves to brush and braid Daisy’s hair (he’s really good at it bc of Jas) but he always complains that she has “too much damn hair”

✨Shane never notices when Daisy gets her hair done, even though for a week before she complains constantly about how she looks like a brunette (she literally does not) - one time she put pink in her hair and he’s just like “…something looks different” but cannot figure out what

✨They watch reality TV together on Tuesday nights. They call it “Trashy TV Tuesdays”. Real Housewives of Zuzu City. The Bachelor: Ginger Island.

✨They both have beef with Lewis for different reasons, but both mutually agree they want to punch that guy in the face

✨Even though Daisy is the first to make a move, Shane is the one to say “I love you”. Love isn’t something he got as a child, but he knows he loves Daisy so much he might implode. She, on the other hand, believes she doesn’t deserve to be loved and it’s harder for her to say it and believe that he means it

✨He keeps a Polaroid Haley took of them at the Feast of the Winter Star in his wallet

✨She puts a picture of them on their wedding day in her moms locket that she wears

[mrspinkloveheart]

( @littlemoneytoes ) yes to both (ignore the fact that I didn't draw Kermit)

(incase it’s hard to read due to my poor handwriting: (first image) Freddy yapping. Goldie: “Yes” (Extra text says “A 23 y/o (first major role) actor” pointing at Freddy, “50 y/o experienced actor) pointing at Goldie) ((For second image) Goldie: “Yes. Back when I was younger.”)

[corvus-frugilegus]

🐭 bc you write very good meta but then you sometimes post something food/cooking/baking-related that I also enjoy and balances the intimidation factor of the first (I’m surrounded by chefs and bakers offline too so just imagine me nodding like kermit across the tumblr when you go off about bread or something lol)

I need you to know that at the time of recieving this I had:

Just finished mixing cinnamon bread dough and have two sourdough boules cold proofing

And also am finishing off the focaccia i made for a dinner party yesterday 😂

People in my life are often subjected to the chance encounter bread distribution system...Where I just give them bread without warning.

Quietly feeding people is how i show affection (did not stand a chance of feeling normal about Lucanis)

Thank you for saying my metas are good!!! Mostly I just have a lot of thoughts and need to YAP

[i-ate-your-dog-srry]

I made something in the corner of my drawing and wanted to share it!

The sillys in Kermit costumes! hehe :3

I feel like yellow guy would yap and yap and wally would just sit there and process it occasionally pitching in with a question or a "..oh my.." / "That's wonderful!.."

[just-unknown-works]

~Character Profiles 3 (TWST OCs ft. My RSA boys)~

Now presenting my RSA OCs because I can. Plus they are kind of important to some of my NRC OCs stories. I love my babies so much. Next up should be NBC OCs! I hope you enjoy these boys as it was pretty fun to design them and what they are like just based off their looks.

Again I’m putting them under a cut because I will yap about them while presenting them. As always sorry for spelling mistakes.

:)

Meet the boys:

Kitsu Todd-

Kitsu is Cyprus’ childhood friend but they have drifted apart over the years due to Cyprus becoming aggressive and hateful towards the world. Kitsu cares about Cyprus a lot and wishes they could go back to the way they used to be. He’s an excitable kid and is really active. Also he can jump super high even without his UM.

Koa Lani-

Koa is kinda like a stereotypical high school athlete except he isn’t a huge jerk for no reason. He’s a pretty smart kid so I wouldn’t call him a himbo but he kinda is like that just smart. He’s very much a surfer and boat boy. He loves the ocean and any sports he can do in the ocean. He and Akamai used to be best friends but he did something that hurt Akamai and he feels incredibly guilty over it. Akamai has come to hate him but he still cherishes Akamai despite everything. (He totally deserves Akamai’s hate though. Akamai is completely justified in his hatred.)

Rio Castiron-

I couldn’t decide on his top mesh lol. Anyways Rio is Calcifer’s younger brother. Rio loves his older brother and is kind of obsessed with him (not in a weird way though. It’s like a normal younger brother worshiping his older brother kind of thing). Rio absolutely loves physical contact and affection so anytime he sees his brother he will tackle him into a hug. Calcifer has gotten used to it. Rio is well versed in all types of combat styles from martial arts to weaponized combat he knows it all. He is really good at both as well. He has a very unassuming look about him but can absolutely beat someone like Jack in a fight. He’s very much like both Tsubaki from Windbreaker (I haven’t watched windbreaker but saw videos of Tsubaki and went “yeah that’s Rio.”) and Rapunzel from Tangled.

Kerm Croaker-

Haha…I just wanted a Kermit the frog inspired OC. He’s a teacher of animal linguistics and performing arts at RSA. He and Neige are close as they are both in the industry. He’s a very talented and famous person in the world of Twisted Wonderland so a lot of people want to go to RSA to meet him. He’s a pretty chill guy for the most part but is easy to rile up. He’s also fairly close with Vil as he mentored him and Neige at some point in their careers. He and Eric also get along well. His ex is basically Miss Piggy. They have a very on again off again relationship. He’s a fun silly little guy who just loves being able to teach a new generation and bring happiness to the world.