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hi mister jimmy pop why you look so old age is just a number guurl so how bout a 69
#i hate it when my artstyle resembles anime especially when im drawing jimmy pop🤦🤦#moefication beam go#kill this thing with hammers#jimmy pop#bloodhound gang#jesscribbles
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i think perhaps the most annoying/exhausting phenomenon in existence is when something kind of genuinely sucks but it has, like, a female lead or whatever so half the people that are saying it sucks are nightmare people that unironically call things "woke garbage" and the other half are people that just like. have a basic sense of story structure and knowledge of character arcs as a concept that quite reasonable think this thing sucks. BUT it gets assumed that 100% of people who think it sucks are in that first half and then there's a backlash TO the backlash and all along it's still not a good fucking story. I call this "The twilight phenomena" because it got a lot of hate because of a mockery of teenage girls when it had well deserved hate for the like racism and misogyny and the throwaway detail that a grown ass man is somehow romantic soulmates with a quite literal baby.
#tldr hey. sometimes things are bad.#things i think this also happened with: the last jedi and [REDACTED BECAUSE I'LL BE KILLED WITH KNIVES AND HAMMERS]
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i miss you nailgun
#my awareness that the nailgun was gonna be a scout-only weapon is through the roof... fyi...#i think itd be funny if engie and scout went through his old things and just Found the nailgun#quite yummers!#also peep funny s-s-s-sex joke in the big 2025. disgraceful.. i know#sigh time for normal tumblr tags.. smh#engiespy#or could be considered platonic. I guess. i always joke like this with my friends... its normal.#napoleon complex#art#digital art#my art#engineer tf2#engie tf2#spy tf2#tf2#team fortress 2#practical espionage#i still dont know if theres a difference between practical espionage and napoleon complex.#i think if there is it will one day bite me in the ass#thats okay though#we'll live#spy x engineer#wwyd if your girl shipped engiespy#kill her with hammers or kill her with nails#the big question of 2025#remember when i said this was now just the normal tag section?#yeah me neither#tf2 fanart
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my bsf prompted me to draw tired baby king candy
kid pix is back gang

+ extra mspaint version
#i know i havent been posting in a while#I drew the mspaint because the uhhh kidpix proportion was Too Normal.#some of these tags are not related to the drawing#whatever#:)#love these stupid baby drawings whatever they are#wheres that thing where u upload an image and u can like. hammer it a bunch of times Does that exist somewhere#im constantly unserious#king candy#wreck it ralph#wir#the turble#stupid#kill him#um#:3
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new year new calne u know how it is!!!!
#calne ca#hatsune miku#VOCALOID#cw: body horror#<- Heed That Shit I Am Not Fucking With You Lot#cw: nudity#kinda idk its probably humanoid enough to be recognized#and this time I keep most of her skin colored too. which is an executive decision I stick by no matter what anybody will say to me#I wanted her to feel like a bug covered in human skin. which is one step away from calne's whole deal. but also kind of still is?#this one feels a lot further from calne than any calne redesigns Ive done so far... but she is in there I believe it#and also this body plan is good enough that I'd have done it no matter how far from calne I thought it to be lol#the little bit of fabric I could work in here was my effort to pull this back to the source visually lol. had a Lot of troubles clothing he#mostly with the skirt bc well. look at her. where would u begin to put that on#uestion of the day is she insectoid or arachnid or a beautiful special secret third thing? fight and kill in the comments about it below#(dont actually do that. Ive got a normal ball peen hammer and I will be using it)
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There's some point to be made about SJM type books being like "you can be strong AND feminine" as though there was ever an overwhelming amount of strong masculine female characters and the slow rise of tradwives and girl math and the feminine divine and pink jobs. And I won't say that SJM and booktok are to blame for what is clearly a result of rising fascism and myriad other factors, but I also won't say it has helped it any.
Like it's really funny to look back on all the "um yeah Throne of Glass is soooo revolutionary because Sardines is both strong AND feminine" defenses now in the TikTok tradwife era where it's SO empowering to quit your job and go home and stay there and cook and clean and get fucked and get pregnant :) THAT is the true sign of FEMININE STRENGTH. Like wow how convenient! That doing the thing the patriarchal regime wants you to do is the revolutionary option. How interesting!! How fortunate!!! Quick, all women, CHOOSE this option please!! The option that benefits the powers that be!! It's totally soooo empowering!
It's really kinda sad. Men are being brainwashed by Tates and women are being brainwashed by faes and alphas parroting back the same ideologies but coming from a female mouth and coated with "empowering" language, so it skates by much easier. Like a violent rapist/sex offender saying women need to suck dick and stay at home is misogynist. But your Empowered Divine Feminine protagonists "choosing" to suck dick and have babies while her man rules the country? That's just her choice. It's super empowering and radical actually. And while those two sources would say they're in opposition, fundamentally they advocate for the same things. It's kinda wild. But of course if you point this out it's "um it's just a book sweaty!! nobody actually believes these things or adjusts their behavior according to fiction!! haha grow up we're all adults here!!"
#choice feminism i am killing you with hammers#and also with my own female characters who are neither feminine nor masculine because those are dumbfuck constructs anyway#anti sjm#anti tog#anti acotar#anti booktok#like i'm not saying booktok is to blame for all the other shit obviously!! i'm not fucking stupid!!#but i am asking why nobody's like. pointing out that the most popular booktok books are generally. like that...#'omg let women enjoy things!' sure but why is it that they're almost exclusively enjoying/expected to enjoy things that are. like that ...#ya know? like sure enjoy it but can we talk about it maybe??
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alright im giving yall some crumbs of something i started today, heres to hoping i can get the whole thing done or at least make this part look good !!!
#tadc#abstragedy#the amazing digital circus#osng is we intertwined by the hush sound btw!!!#immediately got beamed by abstragedy yearning and also my gf agreed heavily so i really had no choice#pov you dream of going stargazing with your crush and she hodldg your hand.............#and then you wake up bc that stupid fucking rabbit cant mind his damn business#surprised zooble hasnt been given a hammer arm yet#goose. please. zooble hammer arm or golf club arm. beatin da shit outta jax. its funny. please#or a machine gun arm now THAT would be funny.#gangle is the side-body strap thing that holds extra ammo clips thanks#'helpin the gf kill that damn rabbit uwu
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The closing line of Monster Hunter World (basegame) is the Handler (♀️) saying "I'd better pack on some weight, this is gonna be hard work". this is because it's a good video game.
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The concept of people being transphobic to Wanderer Genshin Impact is really funny to me because I think he generally considers himself a man but if ppl are being weird and prying about his gender he just says he’s a puppet and this always pisses them off bc they’re like “what the hell does that mean you’re either a man or a woman and that’s that” So then Wanderer without a word casually grabs his head and abruptly twists it 180 degrees with a very deliberately uncomfortable inhuman metallic cracking noise that prompts everyone to start screaming at the top of their lungs
#this is specifically a wanderer thing#scaramouche on the other hand backhands u across the face then starts killing u with hammers#scaramouche#wanderer#Genshin#fern.txt#genshin tangents#trans scaramouche#gender impact#<— this is going to be my tag for my lgbt genshin hc tangents#I have multiverses of them
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was in a bad mood earlier so I drew Sigma punching Fyodor to feel better
#I hope she beats him up it's the one thing that could save bsd it's my only wish#bsd#bsd sigma#bsd fyodor#sighhhh#fyosig#ig.#hmmm I should be killed with hammers 🤔
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“what did sam say. he want a divorce?” dean. dean that’s your brother. girl please
#s10 ep3#girl….. the brotherfucker allegations…..#its so funny when the writers put the samwife agenda into deans mouth#like alright then. we’re supposed to be okay with that#demon dean arc is doing the craziest things for the wincest agenda#“it would take a lot more than trying to kill him with a hammer to make sam walk away” okay cas.#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#wincest#sam winchester#sam yaps about spn
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what if there's NOT a body in the server what if it was destroyed with a hammer but it started bleeding as if it were a person
like that trope of a robot full of human insides and organs and colin released something from the literal flesh of the server
probably not canon and i don't actually know what a server rack looks like but it's a fun mental image at least
#i'm just picturing colin finally taking a hammer to the source of the damn thing#and being met with human flesh#as if he was killing a human being#because there's nothing actually telling us it was a corpse#alice's reaction actually leads me to believe it isn't#but that's me#the magnus protocol#tmagp#magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#colin becher#alice dyer#gwen bouchard#tmagp epilogue#tmagp s1 epilogue#tmagp epilogue spoilers
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if i could make any one change to arcane s2 it would be this scene

not because it's a horrible scene, i'm a big fan of the whole jayce murdering children thing, but because i think it should've been jinx!
hear me out. jayce just got out of the anomaly and is absolutely reeling, barely able to walk and glitching out of reality so bad he has no clue what's real and what isn't. then, he sees jinx, who he's been having stress nightmares about since she kidnapped cait in season 1 and who is responsible for basically half of the tragedies in his life
so logically, when he sees jinx, he loads the hammer for a sec before thinking "wait. why tf would she be here? i'm prolly hallucinating."
so he walks away to go shoot his ex boyfriend or whatever. and jinx, who just got her life spared by a guy who should have every reason imaginable to kill her, takes this whole encounter like an epiphany and realizes that even if the guy she's so very thoroughly traumatized can forgive her, then maybe she really does deserve to try and live despite her mistakes. then she doesn't kill herself in the end
meanwhile jayce 100% would've shot her if he knew she was real
#i don't necessarily think jayce would kill jinx as a regular thing but when he's like. straight out of the cave? yea she dead#the lack of jayce and jinx interactions is the real biggest problem in arcane#jayce and his stupid goddamn hammer#jayce talis#jayce arcane#arcane jayce#jayce and jinx#jinx and jayce#jinx arcane#arcane jinx#viktor's commune#viktor's cult#seriously why did jinx kill herself in the end. what was that for.#like there was NO REASON!!! you're just shooting jinx's entire narrative in the foot for no cause whatsoever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#generally its weird how arcane season 2 had like. 5 characters kill themselves and only some had a reason#arcane criticism#arcane critical
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I'm very much an "actions speak louder than words" kind of person, so when you say shit and then act completely differently, words cannot describe how desperately I wish to tie you up and watch you burn on a stake.
#theres only one thing worse than two faced bitches like that.#and that one thing is me.#im not the shaprest tool in the shed but a hammer will still kill you like a saw will#im okay now but if i have to have her stand in front of me again and say she cares im gonna bare my teeth istg#and its so much worse when its family too omgggg
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Boops you so hard your head caves in
ouch youch ouch ow ow ouch ough jeepers ouch ouch eep ouch ouch ouch ouch owie ow ouch ouch youch ouch ough good golly ow ow owie ouch ouch youch ouch. my god ! i have been boope ! how will i recover
#[pointing at my sona] is anyone gonna kill that thing with hammers or what#fun fact my friends once went through a “booping” phase and once i punched one of them when they tried to boop my nose#but in my defense. it was quite dark and i couldn't tell who it was#my art#man idk#sona art#ask response
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I know at the end of vol 4 they go away but I love the idea of Jack having a little angel and devil on his shoulders, but it's Spencer and Sabine
#he's put in a situation#like jerry bedazzles his leg#and Spencers like “kill him! slit his throat! hit him in the head with a hammer”#and Sabine is like “no down bad#That was a very caring thing he did#hes just showing his love“#and jacks like hmmmmmmm#idk#just kidding#i feel like jack would ignore Spencer all the time#hes just like a metaphor for violent thoughts#anyway#sorry for yapping#tales from the gas station#tftgs#jack townsend#tftgs jack#tftgs sabine#tftgs spencer#lowkey his 2 pookies looking out for him#mb guys ill shut up
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