#kill this thing with hammers
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wurtz-okurok · 2 months ago
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hi mister jimmy pop why you look so old age is just a number guurl so how bout a 69
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nat-20s · 1 year ago
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i think perhaps the most annoying/exhausting phenomenon in existence is when something kind of genuinely sucks but it has, like, a female lead or whatever so half the people that are saying it sucks are nightmare people that unironically call things "woke garbage" and the other half are people that just like. have a basic sense of story structure and knowledge of character arcs as a concept that quite reasonable think this thing sucks. BUT it gets assumed that 100% of people who think it sucks are in that first half and then there's a backlash TO the backlash and all along it's still not a good fucking story. I call this "The twilight phenomena" because it got a lot of hate because of a mockery of teenage girls when it had well deserved hate for the like racism and misogyny and the throwaway detail that a grown ass man is somehow romantic soulmates with a quite literal baby.
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wilsonmybeloved · 4 months ago
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i miss you nailgun
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sweet-treat · 3 months ago
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my bsf prompted me to draw tired baby king candy
kid pix is back gang
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+ extra mspaint version
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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months ago
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new year new calne u know how it is!!!!
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time-to-write-and-suffer · 1 month ago
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There's some point to be made about SJM type books being like "you can be strong AND feminine" as though there was ever an overwhelming amount of strong masculine female characters and the slow rise of tradwives and girl math and the feminine divine and pink jobs. And I won't say that SJM and booktok are to blame for what is clearly a result of rising fascism and myriad other factors, but I also won't say it has helped it any.
Like it's really funny to look back on all the "um yeah Throne of Glass is soooo revolutionary because Sardines is both strong AND feminine" defenses now in the TikTok tradwife era where it's SO empowering to quit your job and go home and stay there and cook and clean and get fucked and get pregnant :) THAT is the true sign of FEMININE STRENGTH. Like wow how convenient! That doing the thing the patriarchal regime wants you to do is the revolutionary option. How interesting!! How fortunate!!! Quick, all women, CHOOSE this option please!! The option that benefits the powers that be!! It's totally soooo empowering!
It's really kinda sad. Men are being brainwashed by Tates and women are being brainwashed by faes and alphas parroting back the same ideologies but coming from a female mouth and coated with "empowering" language, so it skates by much easier. Like a violent rapist/sex offender saying women need to suck dick and stay at home is misogynist. But your Empowered Divine Feminine protagonists "choosing" to suck dick and have babies while her man rules the country? That's just her choice. It's super empowering and radical actually. And while those two sources would say they're in opposition, fundamentally they advocate for the same things. It's kinda wild. But of course if you point this out it's "um it's just a book sweaty!! nobody actually believes these things or adjusts their behavior according to fiction!! haha grow up we're all adults here!!"
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acevity · 6 months ago
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alright im giving yall some crumbs of something i started today, heres to hoping i can get the whole thing done or at least make this part look good !!!
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soup-mother · 1 month ago
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The closing line of Monster Hunter World (basegame) is the Handler (♀️) saying "I'd better pack on some weight, this is gonna be hard work". this is because it's a good video game.
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stardustdiiving · 2 years ago
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The concept of people being transphobic to Wanderer Genshin Impact is really funny to me because I think he generally considers himself a man but if ppl are being weird and prying about his gender he just says he’s a puppet and this always pisses them off bc they’re like “what the hell does that mean you’re either a man or a woman and that’s that” So then Wanderer without a word casually grabs his head and abruptly twists it 180 degrees with a very deliberately uncomfortable inhuman metallic cracking noise that prompts everyone to start screaming at the top of their lungs
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duckietine · 11 months ago
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was in a bad mood earlier so I drew Sigma punching Fyodor to feel better
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luxurystark-jackson · 6 months ago
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“what did sam say. he want a divorce?” dean. dean that’s your brother. girl please
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witchinatree · 9 months ago
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what if there's NOT a body in the server what if it was destroyed with a hammer but it started bleeding as if it were a person
like that trope of a robot full of human insides and organs and colin released something from the literal flesh of the server
probably not canon and i don't actually know what a server rack looks like but it's a fun mental image at least
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cupidsncheerios · 4 months ago
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if i could make any one change to arcane s2 it would be this scene
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not because it's a horrible scene, i'm a big fan of the whole jayce murdering children thing, but because i think it should've been jinx!
hear me out. jayce just got out of the anomaly and is absolutely reeling, barely able to walk and glitching out of reality so bad he has no clue what's real and what isn't. then, he sees jinx, who he's been having stress nightmares about since she kidnapped cait in season 1 and who is responsible for basically half of the tragedies in his life
so logically, when he sees jinx, he loads the hammer for a sec before thinking "wait. why tf would she be here? i'm prolly hallucinating."
so he walks away to go shoot his ex boyfriend or whatever. and jinx, who just got her life spared by a guy who should have every reason imaginable to kill her, takes this whole encounter like an epiphany and realizes that even if the guy she's so very thoroughly traumatized can forgive her, then maybe she really does deserve to try and live despite her mistakes. then she doesn't kill herself in the end
meanwhile jayce 100% would've shot her if he knew she was real
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bluebellhairpin · 5 months ago
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I'm very much an "actions speak louder than words" kind of person, so when you say shit and then act completely differently, words cannot describe how desperately I wish to tie you up and watch you burn on a stake.
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attleboy · 1 year ago
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Boops you so hard your head caves in
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ouch youch ouch ow ow ouch ough jeepers ouch ouch eep ouch ouch ouch ouch owie ow ouch ouch youch ouch ough good golly ow ow owie ouch ouch youch ouch. my god ! i have been boope ! how will i recover
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frogf4g · 27 days ago
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I know at the end of vol 4 they go away but I love the idea of Jack having a little angel and devil on his shoulders, but it's Spencer and Sabine
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