#like man. commitment to the bit is hard
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*gasp* :D mai naybor uzed ta livv dare!!!
:3 i fink it wuzza nayborhood neaw an airbase, cuzzhe drew a biiiiiiig airplane on da adress.
X3 no doksing doe, cuzzi wont say wut color da flowerz were.


#XD god that was probably the most insane set of words i've written#like man. commitment to the bit is hard#had to throw in as much obsurdity as i could with just...#consistently terrible spelling#yet perfectly coherent sentences#pulling from my legit childhood where i did live near an air base#and then the absolute cherry on top of the address bein secure because you dont know the flower color#XD i hope you're happy#that was YEARS of writing experience focuessed into one joke#somebody please show these tags in the reblog i want my work shown!#anyway this bit was brought to you by the diaperfur community#diaperfurs: the only ones brave enough to have a power fantasy about flunking from growing up#lets be real. we ALL hate growing up. but at least us diaperfurs embrace that fantasy as aspirational#potty training is like gender#we didnt choose to learn either really#so we should just reject both#did i make ya laugh? i hope i did. that's all i really want#have a great day everyone#signed in crayon. Luna Stardust
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listen. sarcastic rook and solas have insane chemistry. im about to be blogging things that sol*vellan stans are gonna crucify me for
#I really hate this man but it’s okay because my rook hates him MORE#rook makes a cheeky comment about solas being kind of unfunny for a trickster god and solas gets so hard he gets nauseous#also don’t hate me but i lowkey like the idea of solas being a bit of a playboy#fits the image more imo#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#solas x sarcastic grey warden rook are so superior i will not only die on this hill I will commit atrocities on this hill#solrook
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Still thinking about that little angel I dreamt about a bit ago so I’ve been binging other angel stuff and felt inspired to try to draw him as @hoaxghost ‘s style of angel.
#weirdly the halo was the hardest part to figure out because he very explicitly doesn’t usually have one. but man I’m charmed by it now#I was worried about balancing what’s damage he received VS slight cracks that ended from that damage making him a bit too human in nature#but it turned out pretty nicely even if it was hard to keep them simple and contained#still very proud of the stylization on his eyes making it look like the bottom one is a teardrop#nope he’s a freak#also yeah committing to he/himing the angel#less in a Boy Way and more in a like… gendering a hen male because you need to refer to that specific hen instead of the group#the boy vs the girls#idk if that makes any sense but that’s my own grammar and how it affects the little grub#my art#my ocs
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one of my favorite things about florelia pre-relationship is how helia is So committed to just paying attention to flora it's so funny to me aljhdg like don't get me wrong, he's nice to everyone and he talks to them if they talk to him, but he's also SO clearly paying extra attention to flora, talking to her first, directing all moral support to her specifically. it's so funny to me alhgd
#and then she proceeds to think he's not into her like girl.#lahdglhdagl#yknow that one scene of nabu jumping over tecna to save aisha? same vibes aljhg#he's so committed to the bit#god that one scene where riven is trying to joke around with him and helia just blank stares at him no response like dude :')#rivens trying so hard man dont do him like that :')#helia: how do i make this about flora#me too buddy me too
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“I girlmode for this” is so funny like. I’m only cis for sex purposes. #felt
*shaking your hand* though tbh on my end I wouldn’t even go that far cuz calling myself cis makes my skin crawl LMAO But I will let people believe I’m a she / they femme bisexual if it gets results 😌
#asks#OH FTR you didn’t offend me I just wanted to clarify I don’t use the term ‘cis’ in reference to myself!#For the most part I only flirt around in spaces where being queer is normal so people don’t bat an eye at me being non-binary#I just know I will NOT be pulling any bitches if I don’t present myself as femme w/ 4 inch heels and a full face of makeup#like I can’t rock up in my usual attire of oversized sweatshirt joggers and sneakers or else people will think I’m 15#and there is like no reality I’d be able to pass as an adult man by society’s standards LMAO so I have committed to the girlmoder life#like even with years on T—I’d look even younger and be further away from appealing to my target audience#of masochistic guys who look like they walked out of a doujinshi and dommy mommies at least 10 years my senior#for some reason though IRL people often assume that if I’m trans I must be transfem specifically AUHSD?! like they just fully accept it#which I take as a compliment but I’m always like brother I am SHORT you’d be hard pressed to find a dmab person my height#I do need to take estrogen for my mental / physical health so I do be wondering if I’m intersex from time to time#when I was a teen I did pass as a cis guy for a bit and had a lil moustache and everything so I’m like ???#but I’ve got too many other things on my plate to look into that ahaha#SPEAKING OF WHICH MY DOCTOR STOPPED AUTO REFILLING MY RX AND IT’S GOING BAD BUT THEIR OFFICE IS CLOSED 4 DAYS A WEEK!!#SO I’M LIKE. LET ME INNN. I NEED MY FEMBOY PILLS OR I CRASH OUT
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I've been a good artist and actually been doing random pages of art studies like style stuff and poses/anatomy of some sorts and right when I was about to start looking for references I remembered I have free will so I chose the iconic sonic pose ehehe ft. my main oc since I've also been wanting to draw her more in general 👉👉✨🩵 same for this pose tbh I've seen peoples art of their ocs/personas doing it for months and I wanted innnn
#One of these days my ocs will have their set look and story :')#it's kinda tough when you mostly just have jumbled up bits and pieces of them from over the years#It's so hard to commit and change things when it's been so long lmao#idek if I should keep her name??? that's like the first step#she's always been Ayeshee because that was the name I had online at the time and she was sorta my oc/persona back then#Ayeshee came from a friend who gave me that name cuz I used to go by ''AC''#basically turning the nickname into a name name#which was a nickname I gave MYSELF from my old old username lmaoo#yes myself because I wanted it to be my nickname and I was afraid noone would give it to me I was such a loser HAHA#but idk is it too weird of a name?? typically it's ayesha isn't it#I have great difficulty drawing the line between ''different but cool name!'' and ''tf kinda name is that'' IDK#I already renamed the other chunk of my ocs maybe it's her turn soon BUT I DON'T WANNA YET#being a mum of 4(? is it now??) is hard man#I also realise ''anatomy of some sorts'' sounds like I'm drawing THAT stuff lmaoo#I promise I don't need to revoke my repulsed ace card today lmfao I just mean because I'm just copying poses to get them in my brain ahaha#artists on tumblr#art#cute art#digital art#teacolouredart#procreate#sonic pose#sonic the hedgehog#oc art#oc artwork#ocs#my ocs#digital doodle#doodle
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Catching up to CSM is terrible because all it does is make me wish JJK was more like it
#Like. Obv they're different. But CSM is willing to really fucking Commit To The Bit of social commentary and horror and stuff#JJK has the bones of great world building but that's all they are. Bones. There's no MEAT#CSM has meat- sometimes its maybe rotten and festering but it's MEAT#Anyway. My real gripe w Gege isn't that they mishandle things as much as they seem like they aren't handling things well#(treatment of the girls & women in the story / lackluster criticism of power structures / weird random ableism / UI Ui / etc)#But they don't fuckin commit to the bit. Fujimoto uhhhhh. Well. He fucking writes. Good or bad you have to acknowledge he's saying SOMETHIN#Like I think that's what genuinely gets me. If fujimoto does weird shit you can See It because he makes it obvious.#When Gege does weird shit it's hard to notice bc it's just kinda brushed over in favor of other shit so it ends up feeling#Almost insidious. It's probably not intentional but it's still like ''hm I think people are internalizing aspects of this without#Realizing that it is in fact influencing the way they think''.#Vs with chainsaw man you can say ''what the fuck does this mean???'' and have actual discussion about the themes messages and implications#Of the shit being written. JJK is evil not just because it's kinda mediocre and disappointing but also because it genuinely makes me think#''i should reread fire punch'' which. Pros: I'm older and smarter and can maybe actually analyze the thematic elements logically#Also I get to see togata again. Cons: it's fucking fire punch
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cory in the DR tonight saying “idk i just think it’ll be funny…” really sums his whole game up cuz like—
this kid came in thinking “i’m gonna play up the little brother thing and get everyone to think i’m just a sweet innocent boy so i seem non-threatening!” — and, sure! that’s a solid plan!
…and then he proceeded to have a one-sided beef with hisam from day 1, joke-flirted his way into legitimately falling for america, was on slop for like half the season which has seemingly shrunk him by half, and decided he needed to go up against a reality TV legend in cirie. on top of ALL THAT he has now played a major role in saving felicia TWICE, it almost cost him his game prejury BOTH times, and she is more than likely STILL GOING AFTER HIM. (this is comedy.)
and now, as a result of all of this, he has been at the center of three (3) out of only like 4 big fight/blowout moments so far this season. two of which directly involved… FUCKING BOWIE JANE 💀💀💀
…ah yes sir, very lowkey, very under the radar, good work 🫡
anyway if that child can do anything it is commit to the bit.
#bb25#bb25 cory#i like this kid but i do feel even from a neutral perspective bud journey has been very silly#which is part of why i like him to be fair#i respect a man who commits too hard to the bit#because i am a woman who commits too hard to the bit
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king lear is a fucking wild play it doesnt tell you where any of the scenes take place and theres very little stage directions so i didnt realize until i read a footnote that one of the characters PLUCKED OUT A MAN'S EYE AND THEN STOMPED ON IT
#i love king lear. theres so much fucking going on#right after that regan fucking KILLS SOMEONE and then cornwall PLUCKS OUT GLOUCESTER'S OTHER FUCKING EYE !!!#not to mention both edgar and kent being in disguise and edmund's entire plot#and lear going fucking mad and edgar committing to the bit of madman WAYYYY TOO HARD#like so hard that the fool character fucking disappears from the last two acts because edgar functionally replaces him#edgar i know ur like in disguise because ur on the run because u were framed for attempted murder by ur half brother#but jesus man !! dont u think ur putting it on a lil thick !!#anyways. absolutely ridiculous play im having fun so far#jc.txt
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got a whopping 3.5 hours of sleep after dealing with last night's bullshit but i am determined to go to work and have a good day‼️❤️🌈🧚♂️🐞😀
#gu6chan's musings#i dunno if ill get too far into it or so but to sum things up the person who made the translation just flat out lied to the site owner#about it not being AI. like after we last spoke and they promised to take it down and blocked me right after apparently they used that as#means to straight up just post it again but this time claim the work as theirs. man i hate it here LMAO but it's fine!!! the best i can do#is try not to lose my mind over it and proceed as normal :))) it's like you try rlly hard to remember why you like things but sometimes#people make it so HARD smh#but yeah all that aside; got things settled with the site owner. im more pissed they just straight up lied to them; honestly but#for now ive given a couple screenshots and they messaged them about it; basically my works were taken off the site but#if they have their final judgment that it is machine translated (All but refuted; the proof is right there so we're just waiting on a#response from them) they can go back up but otherwise they're staying down#got a BIT salty about it and bitched to Twitter possibly the first time in ages; not really expecting or aiming for anything to come out of#it tbh but it was good just to be an emo and get it off my chest lmao#but yeah that's the situation so far 👍 there's talk of doing a real translation of it some time but honestly idk how well I'd be able to#commit as much as I'd like to :/ just what a shame man
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Finishing the Dark Knight and cannot stop laughing: Nolan's ability to finish a movie is like Sting's ability to finish a song.
#it just goes on and on and on with a slow gradual fadeout#it was the same issue in dunkirk#i get it finishing beloved things is so very hard you're like what last bit of preach can i squeeze in here? was it sufficiently hammered i#i have moments of *total* absorption and breathlessness then slammed in the face with this weird stiff dialogue; nolan does *so well* -#-in those mad sequences with next to no dialogue#kidlet has committed to watching the nolan back catalogue with me so expect random nolan commentary for a bit while we mother-son bond#even kid was going 'why are they still talking??? didn't this movie finishhhhh? i wanna watch tmnt'#i am attempting to build myself up to nolan's cm vehicle because it ain't my usual taste#you could parody a nolan film in a skit of a triumphal ending that just doesn't end. i feel like i've seen this before#load blown man you can't stay in there forever#makes movies instead of sex#such a sexless movie the dark knight. like the most physical chemistry was between joker and dent#even batman's weird idolisation of dent was so marble-statue pure of course the man could only live up to it while safely dead#the second-most physical chemistry was between fox and alfred and they don't even share a scene together#'not my diagnosis' what did nolan offer to get cm out of bed for that one
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the amount of time my supervisor and i spend in one-on-ones just straight up laughing together needs to be studied i think
#we were talking about the topic of mentors today in context of this phd guide we’re reading together#and the authors recommend formally asking potential mentors to be. mentors#which we both thought was kind of funny#and of course mentors are my Favorite Topic Ever apparently so i was discussing how lucky i am that i have several mentors#and i joked ‘if i may be so presumptuous as to count you among them’ and she was like ‘uh uh you have to ask me formally first’ and laughed#and i was like ‘shall i send you a letter’ and she came back with ‘yes you need to write me a letter and i’ll let you know of my decision’#we COMMITTED to that bit 😭#also i kind of talked about how ate dean and tita conductor are mentors from undergrad and even now and my supervisor was super positive#like in terms of research fit her group is like. maybe an 8.0/10. but personality wise? fuckin 11/10 man#i can make up the rest if i just work hard#iskul bukol book 2
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I won't elaborate but
garroth... I like u in a losergirl way
#undercover mumbles#like I've been writing an au and been thinking a lot about him#and he's certainly a Man but honestly white boy wednesdaying hard today!#i dont think hes dumb. i do think he can be malicious. but he commits to the bit of being worst love interest for aph late s1 to s2.
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So, one miserable crusty asshole (Jo) gets over throwned by another miserable crusty asshole (Adachi) to be your favorite character?
Theres a lot of funny implications going on here and i dont really know where to start
#snap chats#if we’re talking about P4 adachi then he’s been a favorite chara since high school#if we’re talking bout rgg adachi that man ain miserable hes nothin but whimsy KSJSJJSD#jo is miserable tho but i havwnt mentioned him in. A Day since thar vampire post PANDSKSK#but i guess in terms of My Favorite Old Miserable Jackass sawashiro is my fave in that category#tohru adachi isnt old he’s 28 so he’s like. Favorite Not-Even-30 Crusty Jackass#koichi adachi’s my favorite whimsical middle aged man who commits too hard for the bit to impress girls#icon really how can you not love him
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i'm trying so hard not to be consumed by lovey dovey thoughts uvu
#trying so hard to write instead but this headache is kicking my butt a lil bit#but man just!! cyrillo probably gets gossiped about in (mortal) high society bc he hasn't had?? a lover he's committed to in a long time#no spouse or person he's courted#dude is living the life of a bachelor with some fwb to keep himself satisfied and people like to say he must not be the type for marriage#but that's not the case! he's just terribly busy and relationships take time and he doesn't feel comfortable asking someone#to be patient with him#cyrillo is actually very loving and loyal and romantic but :' ) it's hard to date or marry when he feels that he leads a lifestyle that#gets in the way#get ready to ramble | ooc
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today on where i am in the oneshot draft: bellum learns about consent
#salty talks#bellum x linebeck oneshot#its kinda hard to actually hash this out and the intent is for it to kinda take up a bit of time but like#the major hurdle is 1) linebeck committing to demanding consent from bellum and 2) bellum being willing to actually listen about it#theres some bribery and whatever but like. that's the first hurdle. it's getting there#i think rn its a little messy? but i've been on this for way too long rn and i need to stop soon so my perception is not to be trusted#point is: bellum is learning about and respecting consent by the end of this one way or another so long as im the one writing this#i think rn bellum agrees to it too fast but a) god this fic is already to long and b) idk man he likes linebeck he’s inclined to listen#having major misgiving with the fic now which mayyyy be due to the. fucking hour. but guhhhhhh
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