#mail time with angel 💕

[ricky-olson]

I saw you tag something that you have gifsets of Taliesin Jaffe, and purely for scientific reasons..... please?

very scientific reasons. only for science would i have a set ready of him during that vampire masquerade campaign and he says ‘hey babydoll’. absolutely no other reason than science 👀

[vidavalor]

crowley could have just gotten a box at the post office for that mail?

Hi there 💕 Yes, he could have, but that wouldn't have helped him achieve his goal. I think that Crowley wanted his mail still going to the old flat as a way of helping to convince Shax that he was living in his car.

A magical being like Crowley could have easily miracled himself up a new opportunity for a flat or taken over a swanky hotel suite to use as a base of operations. The problem with doing that for Crowley was that, well... then he'd have to actually live there. Hell's spies would need to see evidence of Crowley living at the new place most nights in order to buy it and Crowley didn't really want to have to do all of that. He already had a home, if not a place he could officially declare his address.

For Crowley, getting a new flat would have meant nights away from his angel and their home in the bookshop. He already long since had a routine of spending the night with Aziraphale and slipping out just before dawn to his car a few streets over. [The Romeo & Juliet of it all...] Crowley was in the car in the early mornings hours already a lot anyway, so he had Shax meet him there a few times, making it seem like he had been there all night, when he had really only been there for a little while since after sun up.

Aziraphale didn't realize that Crowley was no longer living in Mayfair because the only time he's not consistently around Crowley is between dawn and around noon most days, when Crowley stays away from the bookshop in an effort to keep Heaven and Hell's spies from thinking that he spent the night there.

You can hear the church bells in the background of the first St. James' Park scene in 1.01 signaling noon. Even after Armageddon starting, they waited until nearly noon the next day to meet, to avoid being seen together in the mornings. The car is parked on a side street a short drive away after business hours so no one knows he is there at night. That's how he was a few streets over from the bookshop in 2.01 and where the car was in 1.01 after The Ritz, when they were planning for Crowley to stay into the night.

This is also how Mrs. Sandwich knew Crowley in S2, but Nina didn't. Mrs. Sandwich works at night diagonally across from the side door to the bookshop, but Nina works across the street, beginning just after daylight. She only met Crowley in 2.01 for the first time, whereas Crowley and Mrs. Sandwich are friends.

Crowley didn't tell Aziraphale that Shax had taken over his job or flat because he didn't want to pressure him into formalizing the fact that they were basically living together-- especially when Aziraphale was struggling to deal with the chickens of Heaven's abuse of him coming home to roost.

Aziraphale didn't just initially figure it out, though, because, aside from Crowley's curious new habit of driving around with baby plants in his backseat lol, nothing much had actually changed. He assumed that Crowley was going to his flat sometimes in the mornings the way that Crowley had been doing for decades. Crowley didn't even really have to move anything into the bookshop in order to more effectively be living there. As we saw in S2, he had clothes and books there already.

Aziraphale learned that Crowley didn't have the flat anymore when Shax got into The Bentley. He presumably put it together with the plants living in the car and assumed correctly that Crowley had told the Satan-aligned Shax that he was living in his car to keep her from figuring out that he was living in the bookshop. Aziraphale then immediately insisted that Crowley didn't have Gabriel because "where would he put him?"-- backing up Crowley's lie that he was living in his car to deflect from the truth of them living together.

Later, Crowley asking Shax for his flat back is laughable because there is no way on Earth that Crowley would ever willingly live in that prison cell again. The place that isn't actually his but owned by Hell? The one where he was very much unsafe and had been canonically attacked in before? Yeah, Crowley loathed that place. This was all show:

He didn't show so to Shax when she showed up to take it, but he was so happy to be free of it. Still, Crowley didn't want Hell to know that, though. He saw the top demons left about to go back to Hell and report to Satan on what just went down in the bookshop so he quickly jumped in to ask Shax to give him his flat back, reiterating one more time the idea that he had been living in his car.

So, yes, he could have gotten a P.O. Box and/or a new flat, but that would have meant he had to spend time away from Aziraphale convincing Hell that he had a different residence. It was more effective to just let what of his mail he ever had delivered to the Mayfair flat to keep going to Shax as proof that he didn't have another residence. Anything to keep her and Satan from having proof that Crowley's address is A.Z. Fell & Co., 104 Whickber Street, London.

[littlespoonevan]

Would love to hear more about the Miss Congeniality Au!

ahhh miss congeniality au, my beloved!!!! 💖💗💞💕🩷❤️ truly, truly, truly i feel like this au could be so much FUN if i could find the discipline and motivation to just sit down and write it lmao. but i will say i v much enjoyed fitting all the pieces together for this snippet so here's hoping it awakens something in me askdjhf

i hope you like it 🥰

~

Eddie never imagined becoming a special agent. Then again, he never imagined becoming a single dad either.

But FBI work actually keeps him chained to a desk a hell of a lot more than regular police work used to and the pay’s better.

He’s regretting that decision right about now.

“Eddie, it has to be you.”

He pinches the bridge of his nose, quickening his step even as Chimney continues to keep pace with him.

“It absolutely doesn’t, Chim.”

“The whole office agrees-“

Eddie stops short, whirling around. “Just because the little simulation version of me you drew up on the computer had an eight-pack-“

“My computer does not lie, Diaz-“

“I don’t have time,” Eddie cuts in. “I can’t be away from Chris that long.”

“It’s one week. Less, if you do your job right.”

Eddie makes a face.

It’s the stupidest thing he’s ever heard. A charity firefighter competition that he really thinks sounds a hell of a lot like a beauty pageant. Sure, there’s obstacle courses and stuff to complete but he’s not sure what a speedo competition has to do with being a competent firefighter. The cause is noble, he guesses, but there has to be a better way to raise money than deciding who’s the most specialist firefighter in all of Los Angeles.

Especially when the host – Captain Bobby Nash – is the target of a bomb threat.

It wouldn’t even have landed on their desk if not for the fact that three people with ties to Bobby Nash and the LAFD had received bombs in the mail over the last two weeks.

Athena thinks their best chance to take down the mail bomber is to have someone on the inside, to infiltrate the competition and investigate the contestants while also being the FBI’s eyes and ears throughout the week.

Hen and Chim, of course, volunteered Eddie for the job.

“I don’t like undercover work.” It’s an oversimplified version of the truth – that Eddie hates having to perform for an extended period of time and that this competition sounds like his own personal version of hell. Also, as much as he knows he’s in good shape, he doesn’t actually want people ogling his body for a week straight.

Chim gives him an incredibly unsympathetic clap on the shoulder. “Just use those big, brown eyes of yours and wow the judges with your salsa skills and no one will be any the wiser.”

Eddie opens his mouth to argue back when another voice cuts through their conversation.

“She said yes!”

He and Chimney both look up to find Hen running towards them, a beaming grin on her face. “Athena said yes! Better start practicing your poses, Firefighter Diaz.”

Well, shit.

-

Captain Bobby Nash has got a made-for-TV smile that has Eddie understanding why he got the hosting gig over every other fire captain in LA.

“Special Agent Grant,” he says, shaking Athena’s hand with a warmth to his expression that Eddie doesn’t expect.

Athena clearly doesn’t expect it either because she clears her throat as she pulls her hand back. “Captain Nash. This is Agent Diaz.”

Nash redirects his attention to Eddie, extending his hand once again. “Great to meet you. And please, call me Bobby.”

“You too,” Eddie says, flashing a polite smile and following Athena’s lead to take a seat in front of Bobby’s desk.

“So I take it there’s been some progress in the case?” Bobby asks, settling into his chair.

Athena purses her lips, exchanging a look with Eddie. “Not as much as we’d like. Given that we still don’t have a trace on the letter the bomber sent and the LAFD’s reluctance to cancel the competition, we’ve decided to send one of our agents in undercover.”

Bobby’s eyes immediately flick to Eddie and Eddie feels the ridiculous urge to straighten his posture. “I’m guessing that’s where you come in, Agent Diaz?”

“Not that we want to undermine the integrity of the competition but it will be imperative that Eddie makes it to the final,” Athena says. “It’s the best chance we have of catching the bomber if we can’t determine a suspect before then.”

Bobby leans back in his chair, regarding them both with an unreadable expression. Finally, he cracks a smile. “Well, he certainly looks the part.”

“He gets that a lot,” Athena snorts and Eddie ducks his head to hide the heat in his cheeks. It’s bad enough when it’s Hen and Chim ribbing him; he didn’t actually think Athena ever overheard them.

“Which firehouse is he representing though?” Bobby asks. “All of the contestants have already been chosen.”

Without missing a beat, Athena hands over a file that Eddie knows contains the fake details of his new identity. “Apparently the 133’s entry came down with an awful bout of food poisoning.”

Bobby accepts the manila folder with a faint smirk. “Well, that’s a shame.”

-

“Diaz. Diaz, do you read me? Over.”

Eddie rolls his eyes as he steps onto the bus ready to ship the contestants to the opening luncheon. “Yes, Chim,” he mutters under his breath. “I can hear you; stop yelling.”

“Remember to smile, Eddie.” That’s Hen.

How Athena thought they were the two best suited to oversee this, he’ll never understand.

He scans the length of the bus, looking for an empty seat. The whole place is overrun with burly men in too tight t-shirts talking animatedly to each other. It takes him a second to realise one of the men in question is waving at him.

He’s got curly hair and a golden retriever-esque eagerness to his smile. “Edmundo?” he asks. “From the 133, right?”

Eddie clears his throat and rearranges his face into a smile as he makes his way to the empty seat. Though calling it an empty seat feels generous when the firefighter all but shoves himself against the window to make room.

“How’d you know who I was?” he asks, genuinely curious. They only finalised the details of Eddie’s position in the competition yesterday and they made sure to leave any of his information off the official competition website.

“Oh I did a little deep dive on the other contestants but you were the only one who didn’t have a picture so I figured it had to be you.” He shrugs with an affable charm before offering Eddie a hand. “I’m Evan Buckley, with the 118. Everyone calls me Buck though.”

“He’s cute,” Hen says in his ear.

“Like a puppy,” Chim adds.

Eddie ignores them and shakes his hand. “Uh, you can call me Eddie,” he greets. Changing his last name was necessary; he refuses to go by Edmundo for the next week. It’s only then that he clocks the station number Buck said. “You’re part of Nash’s team.”

“Yeah,” Buck says, beaming with pride. “Bobby’s the best captain ever. You know some of these guys have it out for me because they think he’s gonna play favourites even though he’s not a judge. He’s just the host. But whatever, it’s not a big deal.”

The dejected look that creeps onto Buck’s face suggests it very much is a big deal even if he won’t admit it. Eddie feels a pang of sympathy. The guy seems harmless, even with all the rippling muscles. Then again, he’s not surprised a competition this testosterone-fuelled has people acting territorial.

“They just want an excuse for when you beat them in the first round,” Eddie says, mostly to fill the silence but also to get this Buck guy to stop looking so downtrodden.

He definitely doesn’t expect the way Buck’s whole face lights up in awe.

“You think I’ve got a shot at making it to the finals?”

The earnest hopefulness in Buck’s voice catches Eddie off guard and Hen and Chimney in his ear don’t help.

“Aww Eddie’s making friends!”

“Forget friends! Eddie, he’s cute; keep flirting with him.”

Eddie bites down on the urge to tell them to fuck off and makes himself smile at Buck instead. “’Course you do. Some of these guys are lucky they even made it this far.”

Truthfully, Eddie hasn’t even taken the time to look at anyone else on the bus all that much yet but the words tumble out of his mouth without permission. And in the face of Buck’s delighted grin, he can’t find it in himself to take them back.

“Thanks, man,” Buck says bashfully. “Hey, you have anyone to share a room with at the hotel yet?”

“Please tell me there’s only gonna be one bed,” Hen squawks gleefully in his ear.

“Uh I don’t know. Are they assigned or-?”

“They figured since most of us know each other we could pair up however we want but- um…” Buck trails off, making it clear no one has offered to share with him and well, it seems like he knows a lot about the other contestants. That could be good for Eddie. To get information and close the case. Obviously.

“Yeah, man. We can share.”

“Awesome!” Buck declares, slumping more comfortably in his seat and bumping his shoulder –probably accidentally – against Eddie’s. The bus gets moving then and Eddie takes the opportunity to scope out some of the other contestants.

It’s unlikely their suspect is another firefighter but not impossible.

“So how come I’ve never seen you at a scene before?”

Eddie blinks, redirecting his attention to Buck who’s looking at him curiously.

“Oh uh, I just transferred in the last couple of months.”

“From where?” Buck’s expression doesn’t look suspicious and Eddie has to remind himself not every conversation with a stranger needs to be an interrogation.

“Um, El Paso,” he says, immediately cringing on the inside. This man does not need to know any of his real life personal details.

But Buck only smiles again. “Cool. I’ll have to look out for you on calls from now on.”

And it’s not said flirtatiously or anything like that but Buck looks bashful again and Chimney is cackling his ear about how, “Eddie’s got a fan,” and Eddie’s stomach does a strange, traitorous flip.

But this is fine.

Everything is fine.

It’s just-

It’s going to be a long week.

-

[imagineredwood]

WE NEED MORE SLIGHTLY CREEPY STALKERISH NEIGHBOR ANGEL WHO'S OBSESSED WITH US

Boy do I have some to share 🤭

***As you can tell by the ask, this is another dark/yandere HC so feel free to skip if that's not your thing💕***

Yandere Angel who watched you watering the lawn after you moved in across the street from his house, hidden by the curtains so you couldn't see him

Yandere Angel who felt the need right then to have you but doesn't want to bring you into the mess of his life yet so he keeps an eye from afar in the beginning

Yandere Angel who slowly needs to be closer to you so he waits until you go out to get your mail to get his so he can say hi to you and talk

Yandere Angel who found your 'hidden' extra key super easy and had a copy made

Yandere Angel who installs hidden cameras around the outside of your home for security so he can make sure you're safe

Yandere Angel who sits in his room and watches the screen with all the camera footage when he can't sleep to make sure you're ok

Yandere Angel who sneaks a business card for Felipe's carniceria in your mailbox with the rest of your mail so that you can go there for meat instead and he can see you more

Yandere Angel who gets his dad to give you the absolute best cuts of meat every time

Yandere Angel who will deliver your order straight to your house so he has an excuse to spend time with you and be in your house for a bit

Yandere Angel who puts a tracking device under your car so he can be there to help you if you're ever in trouble

Yandere Angel who scares off any potential partners of yours when they come over to pick you up for a date or something

Yandere Angel who sneaks into your house when you're gone so he can look around and learn more about you like your favorite foods, favorite shows you've recorded, favorite books you're reading, favorite scents you like to wear

Yandere Angel who buys your exact signature perfume that you always wear and sprays his pillow with it every night before bed

General taglist

@piccasoe @ateliefloresdaprimavera @gemini0410 @woahitslucyylu @my-rosegold-soul @that-chick212 @everyhowlmarksthedead @glimmerglittergirl  @fanaticfangurl21 @encounterthepast  @svintsandghosts @starrynite7114   @destynelseclipsa  @queenbeered @iamthegraham @emoengelfurleben  @otomefromtheheart @rosieposie0624 @papa-geralt-of-cirilla @beeroses @weirdosandhopelessromantics @kola95 @black-repunzel99 @xonickibaby @cruzwalters @myakai13 @mrsstevenbuchananstark @lyly00 @kaystacks17 @cole-winchester  @alexxavicry  @savagemickey03  @fanfic-n-tabulous   @choochoo284 @xbloodyxangelx @carma-fanficaddict @gillysoldlady

Mayans MC taglist

@dazzledamazon​  @abunnykisses​ @briana-mishell24​  @wrcn9fvlcver​  @thesandbeneathmytoes​ @krysiewithak​  @appropriate-writers-name​  @blessedboo​  @megapeacelovemusic-blog​ @emoengelfurleben​ @blowmymbackout​ @abby-splace​ @kola95​ @black-repunzel99​ @redpoodlern​  @myakai13​

@cruzwalters​  @danimals1096 @po3ticb3auty​ @lyly00​ @im-just-a-mississippi-girl​  @angel-121​ @fanfic-n-tabulous​ @90sisthenew80s​ @lovelytricia @librarian1002

Angel taglist

@maciiiofficial @abby-splace @redpoodlern @justazzie @xonickibaby @myakai13 @fanfictiontrash9 @kaykaysuh @ohmydeputywalsh @lovelytricia

[sugarcoated-lame]

tag game

rules: pick a song for every letter of your url and tag that many people.

thank you so much for the tag my lovely angel @sebsxphia 🥰💗🧡💗💕

s: summer’s here - sun room

u: under control - the strokes

g: georgia - phoebe bridgers

a: audrey (spending all my time with you) - the shacks

r: racetrack - beach bunny

c: crimewave - crystal castles

o: oh! - the linda lindas

a: adam - adult mom

t: time (cool version) - the vernes

e: edge of town - middle kids

d: date night - father john misty

l: let’s find an out - snail mail

a: apple cider, i don’t mind - modern baseball

m: mission to mars - rainbow kitten surprise

e: everybody’s gonna love somebody - alfie templeton

no pressure tags: @hangmanssunnies @joelsgreys @emeraldmoth @undrthelights @roosterbruiser @mothdruid @fairyheart @floydsglasses @floydsmuse @joelshoney @joelsgreenflannel @vee-bees-blog @bobfloydssunnies @alwaysmicado @rhettabbotts @catb-fics @attaboylew @freelancearsonist @just-in-case-iloveyou @darkblue-tennesseee @midnightraain @swiftispunk @pascalpvnk @teacupsandtopgun @gracieheartspedro @joels-shitty-puns @silk-spun @ryebecca and leaving the tags open for anyone else who wants to participate 🥰🧡

[mother-athena]

HII MAMA! I've missed you! I have so much to tell you, I bought three THREE new pacis. One is a little bunny, there a rainbow one with a cat in it and j forgot the last one but in not going to look before it comes in the mail ill wait so I can be a surpise. I am very proud of you for taking time for urself, mama has to stay healthy too!!! Have a great day <3

(also, can I have this emoji? 👾)

Hi baby! Oh, I missed you so much too! You can definitely have the 👾 for your icon, I'll mark it down for you.

And three pacis!? Wow, that's so cool! I bet they look so cute, especially your bunny paci. (bunnies are one of my favorite animals)

Thank you for being so patient with me though, angel. I am feeling much better now and I'm so excited to get back into posting and talking with all my kiddos! 💕

[herald-of-the-heavens]

Hcs of gabe:

🍼 he is the youngest of the family, the baby, he is so young he was a baby when the others were like kids or pre teens

😇 as the youngest of the family he was babied the most

🧸he would often teleport away from the caretakers, scaring them, he wanted to be with his brothers

🐣 he followed them around like a duckling

👶Lucifer when he was young used to carry baby Gabe like a doll and dress him up and carry him around, even put him in a stroller and in doll outfits lol luci actually was convinced he was a doll, when he got older he realize it's not true LOL

💛Gabe enjoyed being babied tho

💕He was spoiled by god for being the youngest

😊This being babied and spoiled shaped him into what he is now, he thinks he's better than some people

✨️As the angel of purity he can sense impurity and senses it from certain people , including adam and Wynd

📜He can teleport , to earth, heaven, hell, purgatory, at any point to deliver messages

✉️He has a post office and keeps messengers doves to help him

🕊Doves are his favorite animals

🤍He can purify things and beings as a angel of purity

📯He can play French horn, plays it to announce things sometimes

📭He been to earth the most to send messages, more than mikey even, he often is sent on missions to earth

💌He is naive and pure to some things, he stays away from that stuff anyway, and god wants to keep it that way, he's way younger than the others anyway, the baby

🪽He can fly very fast to deliver mail, his wings are specially lightweight to make him faster

🥽He wears goggles when zooming very fast

🏃‍♂️He sometimes has the zoomies like cats , he is created with a lot more energy than the others to be able to deliver messages so fast, mikey is 2nd place w most energy

🌟He can blind people with a blinding light he can produce, as a defense

💙He believes in purity and hates impurities

😔He's more sensative to evil and impurities, it makes him sick even if it's bad enough

🍶He can easily get manipulated as a pure and neive angel

🐦His wings are pure white like a doves

🙏He has dove like mannerisms, all angelic beings do have bird mannerisms

🍇He likes grapes the most

😭He's shortest actually, as the youngest of the family, it helps him fly fast too

👑He acts childish and full of energy, and positivity , most of the time, he had another side of him he shows when he senses impurities

🌺he loves lillies

🌿He can't really drink much, it messes w his body, he gets drunk and sick easily cuz hes supposed to be pure

🎶He can sing very well as archangels can

[angeliclittlethoughts]

♡ ⊹ INTRODUCTION

Hello, all! Welcome to our new blog! We saw others doing this, and figured it would be fun — as well as a way to journal things that happen with us. Ah, but enough of that; it’s time to introduce us!

hi~ i’m amor! i’m 20 y/o, use he/him pronouns, and absolutely love all thinks pastel (primarily pink) and fashion! my beauties are:

LOLA -> slither wing ✨

FUFU -> seviper ✨

SKIP -> pawmot ✨

GLAM -> florges ✨

BABI -> eiscue ✨

VERA -> baxcalibur ✨

Hello, my name is Angel. I am 22 years old, use he/they pronouns, and am head-deep in work with The Cipherian Egregore. My team are as follows:

NORA -> appletun

OBTICEŌ -> h. typhlosion

VALOR -> swampert ✨

MAKANI -> shiinotic

AUREOLUS -> scizor ✨

HELLION -> dragalge ✨

ANTEROS -> coalossal

ARDOR -> audino ✨

We hope you enjoy learning about us and our travels! Adieu for now~

OOC //

hihi, it’s domino! likes and follows will be from @w0nderl-ust, but the hub is @w0nders-of-pokemon!

TRIGGER WARNING:-

this blog is a very dark topic heavy blog. all triggers will be tagged, so please abide by them for your safety. topics include:

- religion (massive references to evangelism and the evangelical egregore)

- death

- murder

- drugs

- sexuality (16+, not straight up NSFW/18+)

- intense threats

- violence

- mind control

PELIPPER:-

mail — on

unmail — off

malice — on

MUSHARNA:-

mail — off

malice — off

MISC.:-

magic anons — off

mystery gift — off

union circle — off

GUIDELINES:-

- everyone involved is adults, but nothing suggestive of nsfw

- not everything is going to be 100% canon

- in-character banter & hate is fine and even heavily encouraged! be annoying!!

- happy to interact with any type of blog

- i hold the right to block someone or delete an ask for any reason (don’t be creepy/icky and you’ll be fine)

- triggers will be tagged as “tw [trigger]”!!

TAG SYSTEM:-

#📓 angel posts -> posts made ic

#📓 angel shares -> reblogs made ic

#📓 angel answers -> ic ask responses

#📓 team member [name] -> posts including specific team members

#💕 amor uploads!~ -> posts made ic

#💕 amor shares!~ -> reblogs made ic

#💕 amor fan mail!~ -> ic ask responses

#💕 team member [name]!~ -> posts including specific team members

#🗝️ ooc dump -> posts that are ooc

#🗝️ ooc rb -> reblogs that are ooc

#🗝️ ooc response -> ooc ask responses

#🗝️ lore drop 📓 -> :]]]

#🗝️ lore drop 💕 -> :]]]

PAST ARC(s):-

none

CURRENT ARC(s):-

SUBJECT 1019 -> #ARC: subject 1019

The Overlords are thriving, continuing to be the biggest hidden syndicate in the world. However, they have found a target; a means of expansion. It’s time to convince him to join them.

refs <3

team refs pending!

[ruewrites]

🪐 <3

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

God I needed this one (and my therapist will be so pleased with me for taking the time to seriously think about it💕💕💕) Thank you friend 💕💕💕

So we gonna do more than 3 good things!

1. I had a lab expwriment work, so that was good!

2. @get-shiggy-with-it has been spitting halarity since yesterday like constantly and making me cackle

3. I got a care package in the mail

4. I was called an angel and that made me feel good

[jonathan-byers-remade]

i know i just rb'd this post from you but your tags took me OUT i had to stop scrolling and take a second JHBSDKJFL

DEADASS I saw that loki post and went ‘hmmmm how can i make this a funny tag for Kai’ and BOOM!! I feel honored knowing my dumb humor made you take a breather KSJDJ

[ricky-olson]

the death of peace of mind for the album asks??

the death of peace of mind

artificial suicide

bad decisions

nowhere to go

like a villain

just pretend

the grey

concrete jungle

take me first

what do you want from me?

idwt$

who are you?

somebody else

miracle

what it cost

this was actually soooo hard because this is an album of all for me. thank u acey! <3

send me an album and ill list the tracks from my fav to least <3

[sassymajesty]

Nina are you (and I mean to say this in the most respectful, worried, loving way) alive!?

I’m alive!!!!

I’ve had a hard couple months, regarding school (I’ve lost count of how many times I said I was gonna quit), my mental health (hello depression my old friend) and my physical health (it turns out that writing for 8h a day doesn’t work for someone who has chronic wrist pain), but I’m alive and living life to the fullest out of pure spite at this point

[mafaldaknows]

But here’s THE GOOD STUFF:

Archie Hammer has finally been reunited with his loved ones!

✨💕☺️🐾☺️💕✨

(And Liz)🫡😬🤭

And while we’re here, just a reminder that that timeshare salesman rumor has been debunked by The LA Times. I guess The Daily Mail doesn’t bother to check their facts before plastering it in a headline.

[intuitive-bbloom]

Helloo!! Thank you so much for selecting me in the future spouse game. I'm overwhelmed.😄

My initials are S.H.

My favourite emoji💋

Take Care💕

Hello there angel! Congrats on winning!! 💕💕💕 sorry for this coming so late!! 😭😭😭

Let’s channel what your fsp has to say!

Body talk by Imagination

Passion and pain tastes the same when I’m weak by Tove Lo

Doctor by Jack Stauber

Come thru by Summer Walker and Usher

Valentine by Snail Mail

Whoaoaoao your fsp is coming in with very heavy sensual energies! Something tells me they have s*x a LOT. Sorry if you’re uncomfortable by this but that really came through with all these songs lmao.

My love, you know what we have is really deep, undeniable, magnetic, when we touch its fire, we create passion and sparks fly, I’m searching for love in you, we do it every single time, in the morning, afternoon, night, whenever. What we have is going to last a lifetime, we’re going to persevere through everything, you’re my flame, my little match stick, my fire cracker, you’re my fantasy, a dream come true, how did I get someone as wonderful as you. I’ve been through a lot of chaotic relationships, I’ve seen it all, I’m trying to get over it and be a better person. Been in one to many toxic relationships with people who did nothing but hurt me emotionally and physically, blurred the lines between love and hate but with you it’s different, you’re clarity, a breath of fresh air to my weary lungs, lungs that are so accustomed to pollution. You’re my doctor, you patch me back up and hand me love that I’m not used to, you kiss all my wounds and make me happy, you make me better, been so used to heartbreak and disappointment but you love me so good, you heal me and damn I’m so lucky to have you, I’m blessed to be with you. I love you so much. You don’t disappoint me, you’re there when I need you, you keep all your promises and we love each other that everyone is jealous, they can’t keep their eyes off of us. You’re my ecstasy, you’re the only person I want to make love to, I drop everything and run to you if you need me. Whatever you want it’s yours, you’re my valentine, we don’t always get it right but we make the most of it and pull through. I want a family with you, I want the best for you. We might not be in a talking period now and I’m sorry for that, I want to make it up to you, I’ve been so used to all that toxic shit that I couldn’t fully trust you, that I hurt you. You know where to find me when you change your mind, I’ll always be here waiting for you, you’re my number 1.

Hmmmm, well this is it! Lemme add some cards from my goodie bag to compensate for the long wait.

Gladiolus

Everything will be alright

Asian

Dog

You deserve nice things

Introspection

You’re not ready

Let your walls down

Moon

Whew! Hope you liked your reading love! 💕💕💕☺️☺️☺️☺️

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I love Ur dad!Tom concepts sooooo much!!, could u do one where they film like little clips each day of their first pregnancy from when they found out about the pregnancy to the day the baby is born... A bit like the 'for stormie' video Kylie Jenner made and they put it on YouTube after the birth

okay here we go *phewwwww*

I think given how private they are, they might not put it up on youtube for the whole world to see

but I would say such video would probably exist in like the family cloud or smth ❤️

so it all started with you recording his reaction to the big news

tom had received a "package from Marvel" in the mail which says Congratulations on the Newest Addition to Your Spider-Verse! and a box containing a pregnancy test pack, a pacifier, and a pair of baby socks

he couldn’t even speak at first, he just looks at the box and at you back and forth for a really long time, and then he would just start crying, which made you cry

the raw footage is really just 10 minutes of you guys hugging and kissing and crying and murmuring “i love you” to each other

and then tom takes it upon himself to document the whole journey, and it looks like that opening video of Spider-Man: Homecoming lmao

recording his family’s reactions and yours under the guise of a Brothers’ Trust video

“okay, say ‘Hello from The Brothers’ Trust aaaaaand Y/N’s pregnant’” and everyone just losing their shit skskksjdhfksjh

asking harrison to be the godfather, and he very tearfully said yes :’)

fun late-night tesco trips and postmates deliveries to satisfy your cravings

your first ultrasound scan!!! and crying over the little blob on the screen

FINDING OUT THAT IT’S A GIRL AND HEARING HER HEARTBEAT FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! and cue more crying (tom is a really emotional guy and it’s rubbing off on you, okay??)

he records you getting ready for a red carpet event, your barely there bump hidden strategically, and he strokes it and calls it “our little secret”

a timelapse of your growing belly

tom also making a timelapse of his “growing belly” using sweaters and throw pillows stuffed under his shirt and then going “SIKE!” revealing his eight-pack abs 🙄 lmao (he did gain some sympathy weight, but he’s very swole still)

just a bunch of videos of you and your belly bc he thinks you’re absolutely beautiful like this

him narrating you around the house, david attenborough-style (”the mama bear goes on the prowl, for some hot cheetos--” “fuck off tom” “got it. sorry!”)

him recording the baby’s moving and kicking around going “woah, look at that! that’s insane. she’s just busting her moves in there!”

the baby loves to hear you sing and you bet there are clips of you rubbing your baby bump and singing Part of Your World as a lullaby

tom would just talk to your belly all day about the random shit and it’s hilarious

he would basically follow you around with his camera, and you tease him about being a paparazzi

that is until your water broke and you get into labor-- everything goes out the window and he just focuses on getting you to the hospital safely

so there’s no footage of him or you meeting your baby girl for the first time

but that’s okay bc harry managed to record it when he holds little Ivy again after she’s all bathed and bundled up

and you best believe he cried about as much as when you told him you were pregnant

it’s a long and winding journey, but it also leads you to the happiest moment of your life and you didn’t think it’s possible to love someone so much, and yet here you are ❤❤❤

honestly idk how i feel about this but do let me know what you think? hit me up on my ask and get it on my taglist if you like what I wrote 💕

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Hiya! Can I request a Soft Yandere!BTS Hyung Line headcannon where their gf is very shy (but really affectionate) & naive, and obeys all that they say 💜

Yandere!Hyung line: Having a Shy,Obedient S/O

Warnings: Obsessive Themes, Posessive Behaviours, cocky behaviour. A little bit of sexism.

A/N: hello guys. I’m sick. My whole body is aching.. I’m really sorry if this not upto your expectations.. this has been a really hard day for me. I hope you guys like it! REQUESTS ARE OPEN MY FRIENDS! And thank you so much for 800+ followers! Ily guys!💕🥺🤧

TW: VERY LONG, this is very shitty, rough writing. ***a disappointment***🤠

Masterlist

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Jin:

It took you a lot of time huh?

But good for you.

Finally you understood your place.

SeokJin would be very pleased.

Wouldn’t really show it though.

Because he doesn’t want you to get flattered.

He’s your king.

And you’re his servant.

Just stay like this and you’ll be the most grateful person.

He’d shower you in luxuries!

Do everything he wants you to.

Honestly, you are so lucky, SeokJin is blessing you.

You have to earn it.

He wouldn’t really believe you at first.

But after sometime he’ll start to get used to it.

But just be obedient to him only.

Okay?

Because you wouldn’t want your family to suffer.

Right?

Yoongi:

WHAT?

You can’t be serious right?

Y-You’re finally accepting Yoongi.

He’d be so happy that he could die!

His Y/N is obedient and affectionate!

Yoongi will obviously get addicted.

His obsession will would raise up 3x.

His protectiveness will be suffocating.

As if it wasn’t only.

But how can he not??

You’re so precious!

Yoongi will get scared that someone will steal his Angel away from him.

He wouldn’t be able to survive without your warmth.

Expect ALOT of gifts.

Everything you say will be yours!

Just say it.

But,

Don’t leave him.

Just don’t.

Hoseok:

Wait what?

Haha you must be trying to be sleek.

How could you go from ‘a stubborn bitch’ to a ‘precious Angel?’

He would be REALLY confused.

How the fuck did this even happen!

He’s a really dominant person.

Your submission will really and I mean really please him.

You must please him.

Otherwise, get ready for hell baby.

Hoseok is kinda insane.

I’m not kidding.

He’ll test your affections.

After all, you love him.

So prove it!

In all honesty, he’ll get needy for your kisses.

You better stay like this.

Forever!

Namjoon:

Is he in heaven?

He couldn’t even imagine in his sweetest fantasies that he’d get to wake up by your kisses!

His precious smile will never leave his face!

He’s the most tolerable one out all of them.

Almost normal.

He’ll blush continuously!

Imagine you two blushing together!

Aww.

His giggles would be really loud!

Your kisses are so sweet!

How did he get so blessed?

You are everything to him!

He’ll eventually get even more lovesick!

He loves you shyness!

He adores it!

He’ll continuously make you blush furiously!

Even black mail you ;)