#mod: that's right bitches - I'm back!

[lifeline-but-to-the-left]

Adams: I feel a lot when people buy me things, mainly immense guilt but also happiness.

[ofstarsandvibranium]

Thanks for the Raid!

Fandom: Stranger Things (Gamer/Streamer/Modern AU)

Pairing: Eddie Munson x F!Reader

Summary: Your collab stream with Eddie was a success! You thought afterwards, communication between you two would dwindle, but it didn't. You kept inviting each other to play games on stream, you two were constantly messaging each other off screen. You two became great friends so quickly. But both of your communities definitely think you two should be more than just friends. Based off my imagine here.

A/N: Eddie calls reader Cat because her username is CyberCat

Pog Champ

Eddie Munson Masterlist

"'Sup, losers!" Eddie exclaims when he Starting Soon screen transitions to his camera.

He's wearing his old high school club shirt, his hair is slightly damp from the shower he just took.

"Ready for some Fortnite?" he asks chat.

PreciousBlorboBoy: who’re you playing games with today?

Eddie perks up and smiles, “Cat invited me to a Fortnite lobby so I’m playing with whoever she invited.”

TearStainedGuitar: the way your eyes sparkled when you said Y/N’s name….

“MY EYES DON'T SPARKLE!”

Chat floods with "Yes they do" and "Lying is bad!"

He frowns, "All right you fuckers, listen here-"

He pauses when he sees your username in the chat,

CyberCat: JOIN THE DISCORD CALL YOU LOSER. WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU.

"Okay, okay! Sorry! Yeesh, Nagging Nancy over here."

CyberCat: I won't res you when you die.

"When? Psh. Honey, I'm not gonna be res-ing you when you die 'cause I'm gonna live the most!"

Eddie joins the Discord call, "Sorry, I'm late!"

"Finally!" you cry out.

Eddie playfully rolls his eyes, "Impatient much, Cat?"

"Yes, but I wasn't the only one!"

"Anywaaaay," another voice cuts in, "Hi, I'm Bella!"

"I'm Jorge."

"They're my normie friends," you say.

Eddie feigns surprise, "You actually have friends?"

Bella and Jorge chuckle while you sneer out, "Fuck you, Munson."

"Just say when, baby, and I'll meet you halfway!"

Shocked, Bella just says, "Wow."

Jorge cackles, "Y/N, where did you find this guy?"

"In the depths of the internet and now he won't leave me alone."

"You invited me!" Eddie exclaims.

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EchoKnight: You invited Eddie to your lobby?

You nod, “I did!" you straighten up, your voice goes up an octave, "Eddie said he doesn’t really like the game a lot but he said he’s down to try it out again!”

PuckYouLol: probably bc he just wants to hang with you more

You shake your head with a chuckle, “I mean Eddie and I are friends. He’s…cool.”

PuckYouLol: just cool! 😏mmmmhhhmmmmm

You snort, “Stop it! You guys know we’re just friends! Anyway, this loser is late! Is he streaming already?"

You open twitch on another tab and pull up his profile. He just started streaming and he's talking to his chat.

You smirk and type into his chat:

CyberCat: JOIN THE DISCORD CALL YOU LOSER. WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU.

Eddie reads your message aloud and then holds his hands up, "Okay, okay! Sorry! Yeesh, Nagging Nancy over here."

You narrow your eyes at your screen and type in chat again:

CyberCat: I won't res you when you die.

You watch as Eddie smirks, "When? Psh. Honey, I'm not gonna be res-ing you when you die 'cause I'm gonna live the most!"

You then hear the familiar ding when Eddie joins the Discord call, "Sorry, I'm late!"

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ZeniPenny: mom and dad are fightiiiiing!

EchoKnight: i'd choose dad's side in the divorce

You mute yourself while Bella and Jorge get to know Eddie a little more.

"We're not your parents! Also, Echo, you fucking traitor! I was going to ask you to be a mod!"

EchoKnight: i'm sorry! i take it back!

"Nope. Too late. Perish, bitch!"

You unmute and settle in, "Alright, guys. Are we all ready?"

"Wait! I'm buying this skin!" Eddie cries out.

"The Metallica skins?"

"Yes! Why didn't you tell me there's Metallica skins?!"

"I didn't know!"

ZeniPenny: the banter has been bantering a lot lately. i love this for them.

PuckYouLol: honestly, i think they'd make a great couple

ZeniPenny: please don't make it weird for them. they're just friends!

PuckYouLol: you literally called them mom and dad...

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"Thanks for the games!" Bella exclaims.

"Yeah, thanks for playing with us, Eddie."

"No problem, man! It was nice meeting you guys! Hopefully, we can play again soon!"

"For sure!"

"That'd be nice!"

"Bye!"

"Bye!"

Bella and Jorge left the Discord call, leaving you and Eddie.

He clears his throat, "So what are your plans now?"

"Hmmmm. I think I'll play Animal Crossing to bring the energy to more chill since we started off with high energy. What about you?"

"Think I'll end stream and work on some music."

You raise your brows, "How's that going? You said you were having a writer's block."

"I'm slowly coming out of it. My current song is halfway finished now."

"Will you let me listen to it some time?"

"Maybe...I'm not sure you'll like it. Metal Rock isn't really your thing."

You shrug even though he can't see you, "I still want to listen to it, Eddie."

"Oh. Well, we'll see. It depends how I feel about the finished product."

"I'll hold you to it." A silence falls upon you two as you switch games. Suddenly, you get the notification that EddieTheBanished raided with 1,732 viewers.

"Oh! Thanks for the raid, Eddie! Hi, raiders! For those who don't know me, I'm CyberCat. You can call me Cat or Y/N. I'm a variety streamer. Uuuhh, just finished playing Fornite with Eddie and my normie friends. Now I'm gonna play some Animal Crossing and chill for the rest of the night. So feel free to get cozy, get some snacks, and hang with me!"

You look at Eddie and see he's still in the call with you, "Eddie, are you just gonna hang out here?"

"Um, yeah? Unless you want me to leave?"

"No no! It's fine! Just wanted to make sure. I'll make sure to talk to you and stuff."

He chuckles, "You don't have to, Cat. I'll just be here. Don't mind me."

"Okaaaay."

Eddie mutes himself and you start playing your game.

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Eddie kept your stream up while he worked on his music. Occasionally he'd pause and watch as your Animal Crossing character ran around the island trying to catch a bug or go fishing. He didn't want to admit it but he definitely had a crush on you. There was just something about you that made him feel all fuzzy inside. You were beautiful, funny, sweet, and your banter with him made him feel alive. But you wouldn't feel the same. You couldn't. Sure, you two would talk every day, play games together and whatnot, but you've never met in person. He couldn't-shouldn't have these feelings for you.

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CyberCat: tickets for Twitch Con went on sale! you going?

EddieTheBanished: plan to! you?

CyberCat: yes! I'm having a table there for meet and greet! so we're definitely going to meet in person riiiight?

EddieTheBanished: wooow. miss big shot over here! and if you wanna meet my ugly mug, then sure.

CyberCat: shut up! don't talk about yourself like that!

CyberCat: and honestly, my team set it all up for me. I'm just scared no one will show up.

EddieTheBanished: People will definitely show up, Cat. And if anything, I'll be there to take up your time if no one shows up...but people will definitely want to meet you.

CyberCat: like you right?

EddieTheBanished: yeah like me.

You giggle at your phone, staring at the message Eddie sent. He wants to meet you. You get to meet Eddie. Oh boy, can Twitch Con come any sooner?!

[pyro-les]

Agatha Harkness X Reader

1.2K words - warnings: none

Based of an anon request

Taglist: @thesharkwhalewhoohooooo @thecavalrywife @hannah-0730 @believe-in-magic13 @jenniferjareauwife

"And then Dottie had the nerves to say I was the one who messed up when she clearly put the wrong date on the poster!" Wanda exclaimed, for someone just trying to drop off her kids to Agatha for babysitting she sure did spend a long time talking to Y/N about Dottie's meetings.

Y/N still leaning against the doorway as she had been for the last 10 minutes talking to Wanda gasped "Really?" A bit over the top if Agatha was honest but it's not like she had been settle in her role of Agnes either.

Wanda just nodded at Y/N's exaggerated reply. "Well I knew she was a bit of a bitch but that's ridiculous! How can she blame you for bringing the cakes on the wrong day if she advertised the bake sell as being on Saturday?"

"See you get it!" Wanda happily exclaims putting her hand on Y/N's arm. Right that was enough of that, it was time to intervene.

Getting off the sofa from where she had been watching the two witches interactions she turned her head to the twins playing in the living room "you two are alright here for a minute aren't you?" They both turn to her giving her a smile and excited mod before quickly turning back to their game too caught up in it to really care what else was happening.

Making her way towards the door Agatha pretends she hadn't heard the rest of the conversation "Wanda! How are you? It's been awhile since I saw you."

Chuckling Wanda replies "You only saw me 15 minutes ago when I dropped the boys off."

Settling in besides Y/N at the door Agatha puts her hand on her back as she continues to talk to Wanda trying to persuade her to leave "Exactly! A quarter of an hour. How much you could do in such time, and what exactly have you been doing for so long?" Her friendly demeanor may have fooled Wanda but it certainly wasn't fooling Y/N, she knew her partner too well to not realise what she was doing. That being said she wasn't going to do anything to stop Agatha's attempt to make Wanda leave. She may have been a nice woman but there was only so much one could hear about Dottie's comitee meetings before getting bored, besides it was kinda hot when Agatha got all protective over her.

"Why I was just talking to the lovely Y/N here all about the bake sell!" Wanda replies cheerfully clearly not catching Agatha's hints for her to leave.

Pulling Y/N closer to her by her waist Agatha smiled at Wanda again "Oh how fun. Speaking of the bake sell, shouldn't you be heading off to the committee meeting now? I'm sure you said it was supposed to start at 12." Really if Wanda didn't get the message by now she might not at all.

Laughing Wanda replied "of course! But I'm sure a little more time chatting couldn't do any harm could it Y/N?" Wow she really was oblivious, how could she not get the message.

"It is 5 to twelve now Wanda and I'm sure you said earlier the only way to appease Dottie was to always be early and go along with whatever she says." Y/N replied leaning into Agatha more. She was really getting quite tired of this conversation and she would much rather be sitting on the sofa with Agatha watching the twins play then listen to Wanda any longer. Really how much could someone complain about something she's controlling?

"What a wonderful point darling." Agatha replied. "Once I was 2 minutes late all because Señor Scratchy got out of the house and she banned me from attending the meetings all together."

"So that's why you don't go to them huh?" Wanda asked, simply receiving a humm in response from Agatha. "What about you Y/N? I've not seen you in any meeting at all."

Still trying to talk to Y/N, would the woman ever stop? "I got banned for defending Aggie for being late. I don't mind, it was pretty boring there anyway." Y/N replied with a chuckle.

"Not a chance of you coming along with me then, that's a shame. It would have been lovely spending more time with you." Wanda said dejected.

Agatha had zero sympathy for her, Y/N was hers and no one else's. If there was one thing about Agatha it was that she did not like to share and there was nothing she was more protective over than her Y/N.

"Yes what a shame indeed." Agatha spoke with mock pity.

"Well, it's been great seeing you, have a nice time at the comitee" Y/N said as Agatha started to close the door.

"Oh, um-" Wanda started to say before Agatha cut her off.

"We'll look after the twins no need to worry for them. We'll see you later." She said as she finally closed the door.

Y/N put her head back against the door sighing "Why was she here so long?"

Agatha stepped closer to her, Agathas hands going straight to her hips "I don't like her." She practically growled.

Letting out a small laugh Y/N looked up to her "Hmm I wonder why you don't like her. Definitely not got anything to do with how long she was talking to me has it?"

"And what if that is the reason?"

"Then I'd say your jealous" Y/N starts as Agatha playfully glares at her before she continues "but you have no need to be, I'm all yours."

Agatha smirks at her before before leaning down to kiss Y/N. It was short but sweet, Y/N only pulling away as she heard the laughter of the twins who had just walked into the hallway.

Y/N laughed again as she saw the expression on Agatha's face at being interrupted. "What do you need boys?" Y/N asked with a sweet smile on her face, giving them her full attention despite the way Agathas hands held even tighter onto her hips, gods this woman really was possessive.

"You said we could watch a movie!" Tommy spoke excitedly, a bit too much considering they had only been playing monopoly 5 minutes ago, how had they grown bored of it already? "Yeah! And we want popcorn." Billy added on.

"Okay, okay. You two go pick out a dvd and we'll go get popcorn, right hun?" Y/N spoke, Agatha humming in response as she reluctantly head towards the kitchen as the boys head off back to the living room excitedly.

Y/N made her way over to help Agatha with the popcorn. Well she said she was coming to help yet all she did was watch Agatha make it and steal a peice the second it was finished cooking before promptly complaining it was too hot much to Agathas amusement.

Making their way back towards the living room Y/N leaned over to Agatha whispering in her ear " You know, it's pretty hot when you get all possessive like that."

Agatha just smirked in response as they settled close together on the sofa to watch whatever ridiculous superhero movie the twins had chosen this time. Even with Wanda's attentions often being directed at Y/N it was actually quite nice in the hex, Agatha could get used to this.

[bookie-bookdust]

Helpful (but Aggressive) Guide to the new Hogwarts Legacy PC Mod Update✨

I have been seeing NOTHING BUT COMPLAINING about this damn update and no one actually trying to help each other. So I'm going to do my damn best here to give you a little intro into this new update. Because instead of leaning into the standard toxic consumerism bullshit of fandom, why don't we actually try to be nice to each other?? And the fucking modders who put all this time and effort into making this for us?!?!!?!?!? Special thanks to @anomalyaly because we were up last night trying to figure this out LOL. These screenshots are hers and mine!

PART ONE: Why is my game crashing?

You need to delete your old Nexus ~mod folder from the game files. Throw it in the trash, cut and past it somewhere in your documents, idc. Just get it out of there. The pathway to find it is:

2. Steam senses your bad attitude and don't like it idk. I'm not IT. Turn it off and back on again.

NOTE: Once you start up the game and get it working, you can bring back compatible mods from Nexus. You just need to create a new folder to put them in. It can't be the original one. If your game crashes after that, then you have an incompatible mod in there. You'll have to go down the list until you narrow down which one it is - typically will be a face mod, hair mod, jewelry, or a mod that already exists in the new mod store thing. Yeet it.

PART TWO: I'm not going to teach you how to add the new in-game mods and start the game. I'm not your mom. It's pretty intuitive honestly.

PART THREE: Where the fuck are the clothing mods I just added????

An excellent question, my new charge. You need to go to GladRags to get them. You're going to have to long rest at least three days for them to show up in his store. For me, it took five times lol. This is kind of annoying, but it needs to be immersive to the game I guess so oh well. I don't think we'll die from it.

See all those red exclamation points? That was my fault. I loaded a wizard clothing mod into a witch save. So if you see that, you loaded something you shouldn't have.

PART FOUR: HOW DO I CHANGE MY UGLY ASS HAIR?

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. You're going to go to that hairstyle lady in Hogsmeade I'm too lazy to look up the name of. That bitch charges you for the new hairstyles but you can download unlimited money cheats so whatever.

Don't mind my face lol. I was having a BP makeup glitch LOL

PART THIRTY-SEVEN: How do I change my makeup?

This part sucks. RIGHT NOW as of 1/31/2025, you have to be in the main character design screen at the beginning of the damn game. BUT BUT BUT - if you mod back in the BP character editor, you can do it anywhere. My hope is a new mod will replace this so the game works more smoothly.

Those white spaces? They're the new in-game mods for hair and makeup. Well, most of them. I think some are just random blank spaces lol.

Part Six: Where are my unlocked spells and unlimited plants and shit?

Two reasons they're not showing up:

If you just added this mod and you load your game in the middle of the mission, you need to finish the mission first.

You probably have something incompatible (a nexus mod) that isn't playing nice. Yeet it.

After getting everything squared away, I look fucking great. You are not doomed to a potato face🥔. I FUCKING PROMISE YOU ON SOLOMON'S LIFE.

Truly guys, once you work out the kinks in this update, it's really. fucking. nice.

Before I reinstalled the nexus mods, the game was running so smoothly and the graphics were beautiful. I loaded in 20 mods all at once, and the game handled them just fine. After reloading the nexus mods it was a bit clunky, but of course it would be.

I know change is scary. Also for those who spent time creating/commissioning mods that are no longer compatible, they have the biggest right to be freaking out. BUT BUT BUT we all fucking know the old mods AND SO MANY MORE will be back soon. People are working their asses off in the background converting things right now.

I want to put some things into perspective for you:

We have not had a real update in two years (no, photo mode doesn't count). This is literally the best kind of update we could ever ask for. We are not dependent on the devs for updates with this. In the launch event they were speaking as if you can create your own quests; there are audio mods....think about it guys. Endless protentional. (The only things that aren't going to make it are if you have weird ass like engorgio penis mods because there's no way they're approving those for public use hahahaha)

The devs reached out to people in the community to ask for feedback and to collaborate. THEY CARE ABOUT THE FANDOM. Consider what that may mean for the sequel??? We might not be forced to stomach Hogwarts Legacy 2: Dumbledore's Jorts. They're listening (but they're not going to listen if you're fucking rude and stupid).

You guys shitting on this update very vocally here, on twitter, and on tiktok are forgetting that people in your community helped create it and can SEE YOU. STOP IT. Whine in private!!!!!! Also because I knowww I have to specify because someone is going to take everything personally, I don't mean posts making funny jokes about the updates and just being like ahhhh wtf is going on I'm so lost and whatnot. Like please guys, read the room. I'm referring to nasty comments.

So yes, I'm here with a positive review of the update, and an insanely aggressive reminder to calm the fuck down and go touch some grass. The old mods will be back soon. This update makes using them so much easier. Also, THE POOR CONSOLE PLAYERS DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING YET SOOOOOOOO

I WILL NOT BE TAKING ANY QUESTIONS OR CRITICISM SO STFU. THANKS FOR READING THIS LONG ASS POST IF YOU'RE STILL HERE. OKAAAY BYEEeeEE.

[crowandmousewritingco]

Give Me a Shot to Remember Pt1

Pairing: Joel Miller x gn!reader

Words: 2.9k

Rating: M (18 + very smutty)

Warnings: hate sex (sorta noncon but evolves to concentual [this one on the darker side folks]), misunderstandings, QZ Joel, drinking, swearing, choking, fingering (reader receiving), degradation, face slapping, face fucking, gagging, riding, unprotected sex (wrap it up guys!), fucking your emotions out, creampie, and cock warming,

Summary: You hated Joel Miller, and you never wanted to see him again. But it seemed like fate had other ideas.

Author: Mod Mouse

Notes: This is my entry for @sp00kymulderr's MCR challenge, and got the song The Sharpest Lives. I'm honestly excited for this one! It went in directions I wasn't expecting. That being said, this is a darker 18+ fic so MDNI. If you click the "Keep Reading," You know what you're getting yourself into. Also this is my first time writing for Joel so I hope I did him justice.

You hated Joel Miller. That fucker had messed up your life in unforeseen ways. So when you saw him in the bar in the QZ that night after years of loathing and silence sent you in a spiral. So ya you went on a bender. Anything that had alcohol and was in your vicinity went down your throat with the familiar sting of forgetfulness. That was until the bartender cut you off and you threatened his mother and his entire line. Luckily you were good friends with him and only sent you away with a slap on the wrist telling you to try again tomorrow. 

So you stumbled down the road back to your shitty apartment in this shitty town. To add even more insult to injury the heavens decided to dump the entirety of its rain contents right on you. “Son of a bitch!” you yelled up at the clouds, but of course they didn’t care. No one gave any shits about you. You were sopping wet by the time you threw open the door of the complex. 

You groaned and stumbled up the stairs, your shoes squishing with every step. Ugh and you just got these too. Another week of rations down the drain. All you wanted now was a bath and a good night's sleep. The reward of cleanliness was the pull you needed to make it up the stairs. The hallway felt way longer than what it actually was as you trudged across the worn wood. Finally you reached your door though it took a couple of tries to actually open the damn thing and you slipped inside giving no mind that it was weird your door was unlocked. You religiously checked it every time you left your apartment. 

To your alcohol ridden mind it didn’t matter. What mattered was dry clothes and sleep. You stumbled into the space and kicked your shoes off with a thud and shed what close you could before you fell face first into the couch. It didn’t take you long before you were passed out unaware of what the world would throw at you next. 

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Joel Miller had witnessed a plethora of events in his life. Some good, but most of them left some sort of imprint in his aged mind. After burning bodies all day, he just wanted to rot on his couch with a beer in his hand. With some extra ration cards he got from his trading, he got himself a six pack which he carried back up to his apartment. 

What he wasn’t expecting was his apartment door to be half open. Quietly he set the pack of beer on the ground and pulled the gun from the back of his pants. Carefully he held it in front of him as he pushed the door fully open with a creak. It was soon apparent that nothing was messed up so nothing was stolen. 

After another quick glance around the room his eyes landed on your half naked body and he swiveled his gun to aim it at your sleeping form. Tiptoeing closer to the couch not letting his gun move away from you. When he was close enough he nudged you with the barrel of his gun though all it did was make your arm fall. 

He tried again adding a bit more force behind the shove and that caused a snort to escape from you. Joel scooted back as you waved your hand besides you mumbling what he could only assume was a swear word at his expense. Again he shoved you with the barrel not caring about the amount of force he was using against you. Finally that seemed to get the stranger awake. 

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You weren’t very happy at the sudden interruption of your peaceful sleep. “Hey get up,” You heard the stranger bark at you and you sat up quickly though wincing as everything was way too bright and way too loud. 

“Jesus fuck man chill out. I was sleeping.” It took you a moment to realize the situation. “Wait what the fuck are you doing in my apartment,” You grumpled as you grabbed you head. 

“Your apartment? Try again.” The voice repeated with an edge of annoyance. 

This made you look up and through your blurry vision you took in the man before you. It took you a minute through your hungover idled brain to realize who you were looking at. But when it hit you, growled and quickly stood up despite all the warnings from your body. 

“What the fuck are you doing here, Joel?” You practically yelled and pulled out the pocket knife from your pocket. 

“Like I said yer in my apartment.” He replied, setting the gun on the coffee table. 

“I’m not–” You paused and turned to take in your surroundings. Most of the QZ apartments looked identical, but the burns on the carpet and this sofa were not yours. It was missing everything that made your space what it was. The objects that reminded you of your best friends were missing from the shelves replaced with an old radio. When you realized that you were in the wrong apartment you cursed yourself and rubbed your eyes. 

“Fucking hell,” You growled. You did not want to have this conversation right now. “I’ll leave.” You tried to plow through Joel, but the man stood his ground not letting you move an inch. 

“Get. Out. Of. My. Way,” You punctuated through clenched teeth. 

“I think we need to have a talk,” The older man added. 

You scoffed and ran your tongue over your teeth in annoyance. “Oh we have to have a conversation now. Well you weren’t feeling chatty when you decided to leave me some blonde bimbo bitch.” You panted as your anger surged through your veins. “Four years Joel we dated. Four!” 

Joel scowled as he stared at you baring down at you with war worn eyes, but he didn’t say a word. You clenched your jaw so hard you thought your teeth might chip. 

“So you really won’t say anything after all this time? Then let me through but for fuck sake explain yourself.” 

“The fuck do you mean? You knew I had to.” He growled through his clenched teeth. 

You scoffed. “Had to? The fuck does that mean? You didn’t have to cheat on me.” 

“Cheat? Where did you hear that?” Joel scoffed. 

You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms. “Oh you know everyone who saw you making out with Chelssey underneath the bleachers. Jesus, I'm just back in highschool.” 

“Chelssey fucking hell I never did that.” He threw up his hands in annoyance. 

“Oh good we’re lying now. I don’t have time for this.” You try again to push your way past him, but once again he was as stubborn as an ox and you push past him again, sending you back to your corner.  

“Joel now fucking what? Do you have pictures of her sucking you off? Fuck do you want with me?” 

“I want to explain what happened.” 

You crossed your arms in front of your chest. “I don’t see you talking.” 

Joel was quiet for a long time and you weren’t sure you would get answers again, but finally after a deep breath he explained. “She was pregnant.” 

“Okay,” You said with no emotions. “Forget the condom during a risky quicky in the locker room?” 

“Jesus just listen. No it wasn’t me.” He sighed again. “It was my brother.” 

You quirked your eyebrow. “Tommy? The fuck happened?” 

“He was the captain of the football team and she was the head cheerleader. What do you think happened?” He rubbed his eyes. He looked older than he ever had been at that moment.

“Okay so what, you decided to leave us behind to help her?” You rolled your eyes. 

“I didn’t leave us behind. You weren’t waiting at that bus stop.” Joel was silent for a long moment. “I thought you gave up on us.” 

You rubbed your eyes, this stressful reunion making your hangover ten times worse. You would give anything to be anywhere but this room. “How could I not? Everyone was telling me you were cheating. I didn’t think you cared anymore. Ugh fucking hell I can’t with you.” Your temples started to throb in time with your heartbeat. 

“What do ya want me to do then? Since it’s clear you ain’t believing me,” Joel growled. 

You scoffed. “Why don’t you blow me then huh? Put that lying mouth to use then.” 

  With a low growl Joel stroad forward covering the small apartment in only a step. His well worn hand grasped your neck and squeezed. The sudden movement scared you, but also was a rush you hadn’t felt in a long time. 

“So that’s what ya want? Even after all the time and hate you still want me to fill that hole with my cock.” Joel crooned as he squeezed tighter. Stars danced in your eyes and the lack of blood flow sent a sense of euphoria over your body. 

“Fuck…You” You punctuated but you felt yourself growing more and more needy by the second. 

Taking his hand off of your throat and slid down your body gripping your bare waist. The rush of blood back to your head was sudden but enjoyable nonetheless. Joel deftly shoved his hand down your underwear running his finger up and down your slit. “Yer body is telling me other things, baby.” With those words his thick fingers found your dripping hole and without warning, shoved two inside of you. 

The moan that escaped your throat was unholy and loud enough for the whole QZ to hear your pleasure. Joel couldn’t help but smile as he finger fucked you with reckless abandon. “Just like that you slut. Despite everything you still missed how I made you feel.” 

“Fuck!” You moaned as he punished the spots you loved the best as if he never forgot what made you scream the most. It wasn’t long before an orgasm ripped through you causing your legs to lose their steadiness. Joel’s grip on your waist was the only thing keeping you upright. Though Joel didn’t stop there. He kept his punishing pace as soft pleads of stop escaped your blubbering lips. 

“You used to love when I did this shit to you. I can see nothin’s changed.” Joel chuckled darkly. Finally he pulled his fingers out of you and gave your hole a quick slap causing you to jump. You pout looking up at him. 

Joel lightly slapped your cheeks a few times. “Don’t give me that shit.” Swiftly he undid his belt and pulled his underwear down just enough for his cock to pop out. Your attention quickly snapped to the dick that you had spent nights riding and sucking. Joel gave his cock a few strokes with his large hand. 

“Even after all this time you still miss my cock there darlin’?” Joel teased and you quickly snapped your gaze away. “Even after you accused me of cheatin’?” 

“Absolutely not!” You argued. 

Joel stared at you as he stroked his cock. He lumbered forward slowly, a dichotomy from his aggressive behavior earlier. The stomping of boots made you turn your attention back to him. Joel didn’t stop marching forward and you had to back up to keep him from running into you. Quickly your knees hit the mattress causing you to fall back against the bed. 

That still didn’t stop Joel. Just as slow as his movements he climbed on the bed making sure he was straddling your shoulders. With one of his big hands he grabbed the back of your head, knotting his fingers in your locks before guiding his cock to your lips. Precum smeared on your lips and the salty taste hit your tongue with past familiarity. 

“Maybe this will get you to shut yer mouth,” He growled and pushed his cock into your mouth. The stretch burned your jaw as Joel slid further into your mouth hitting the back of your throat. Tears burned your eyes as you tried to keep yourself from gagging. Joel moaned as he took in your tear stained cheeks. Without a second chance for you to recover he thrusted into your mouth using you like his own personal toy. 

The slap of skin and the grunts emanating from Joel filled the apartment. Your senses were full of Joel. His musk, his touch, his sounds. Everything was Joel and you couldn’t escape it. And you found yourself not wanting anything else. Something shook loose in your brain as you watched the man above you take what he wanted. Your anger still seethed inside of your soul. 

All of the years spent hating this man all for it to sizzle when you thought about it harder. Rumors had a tendency to run rampant across a high school. Maybe there was a modicum of truth in his statement. But if he was telling you the truth then what? Would you pick up where you left off and live happily in this fucked up world. Or would this finally be the end, a catharsis of sorts. 

Your mind still reeled as you felt Joel pull out of your mouth leaving a trail of drool connecting you to his cock. He scooted back on the bed giving you a chance to breathe. “You know I wanna cum in that pretty hole of yours.” 

“Then do it but first.” You sat up and kneeled on the mattress so you could look him in the eyes. Joel stayed quiet as he took your form in. He gave a small nod. 

“Kiss me and I’ll surrender,” You whispered, not taking your gaze off of his world damaged eyes. Your resolution was broken by the man you loved and hated for a decade. The memory of your anger shadowed by the care that still lingered in your soul. 

Joel searched your look for meaning, breaking down any movement trying to understand you. You were so angry not long ago, but he saw the change of attitude in your eyes and understood the look of peace. With no words exchanged he kissed you letting the both of you let go of what anger and frustration led you to this moment. 

You wrapped your arms around his neck burying your fingers in these salt and pepper curls, and pressed your heated body into his flannel. The familiar nights spent with tv shows abandoned and heated kisses exchanged on the couch late at night came rushing back to your memory spurring on your need. 

“Please Joel,” You whimpered into the kiss. 

Joel moaned and rolled over to sit down on the mattress. He slid out of his jeans and boxers putting his muscular thighs on display. You licked your lips at the scene and carefully maneuvered yourself onto his lap. Bracing your arms on his broad shoulders you let yourself rock your hips against his cock, moaning with each shock of pleasure as his length hit all the sensitive bits. 

Using his large hands Joel grabbed your ass and lifted you enough for you to pull your underwear aside. With your other hand you guided his large cock against your hole and slid down with a loud moan. Your body remembering what it felt like to be filled by him, to not know anything besides the cock that made you tremble. 

“Fuck,” You threw back your head as you started to ride him slowly, using your legs to bounce you up and down on his cock. You kept your pace steady as you enjoyed every moment Joel was inside of you. He hit your spots like he never forgot what made you sing. Every thrust sent jolts of pleasure throughout your body, and you could keep going like this for as long as the world would allow you.  

But the pace wasn’t enough for Joel. He grasped your hips and started to bounce you faster. He pressed his mouth to your ear and growled. “I’ve waited way too long to have you again. Yer gonna come on my cock like a good whore.” 

His words made you shiver as you let him pound your hole like a hungry beast. You gripped onto him and let him take you. But this time it was different. The love you shared with him once bubbled back to the surface versus the anger filled lust that started this whole affair. You pressed your face into his shoulder as you felt the building fire in your stomach. 

“Fuck I’m gonna~” You moaned as he cock pounded into that spot you could never reach. All you needed was an affirmative moan from Joel to send you over the edge. You moaned loudly as you shook from your high. Legs shaking you felt Joel twitch inside of you and with a grunt you felt his seed fill you up. Spurt after spurt coated your walls and you felt a steady trail drip down the inside of your thigh. 

Both of you stayed connected for a long, breaths syncing up with each second you stayed together. Joel gently laid the two of you down in his bed, bringing the comforter over you heated bodies. Neither of you said a word. You didn’t have to. You knew what the other was thinking and you let yourself stay in the comfortable silence. Sleep soon found you as you fell asleep with Joel still inside of you.

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@lady-bess

@pedrostories

[solaarbeeam]

IT AIN'T MY FAULT

streamer! inumaki toge au. fluff and crack, gn! reader

a/n :: mostly to get me back into the swing of things with writing, i HAVE been thinking abt this for a while now tho so i hope you enjoy !! i hope it's not too horrible.

It was one of the few times Toge had let you on stream, mostly because you chose not to get into the public eye when it came to things like that. However, Toge had been nothing but respectful about it, and as such, his fans only caught glimpses of you on Instagram posts or him texting you during streams.

However, this time, you had to break your own rule. Why, you may as yourself? Because Toge has been talking shit and you can't let that slide.

"You know what? fine. If you wanna keep talking all that shit, then let me get on stream and beat you in a game your chat chooses."

Now, Toge is aware that you don't really play games as religiously as he does, and you being on stream physically is something that never happens. You prefer to be out of eye shot, and he can respect that.

But he cannot, in good faith, let you talk shit like that and NOT fry you in a game. As such, he agreed to let you on stream.

Then, the chat went wild.

mc1303xx : WAIT THAT'S HIS PARTNER????

rumiwuimilumi : I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER THAN HIM PLEASEEE

Of course, they got jokingly muted by his twitch mods, in true Inumaki Toge fashion. You simply laughed and sat down on his bed.

"Alright chat, so basically, my partner over here has throwing shade in my face for the entire week, and threatened to beat me in a game of chat's choosing. So, mods will set up the poll, and then we can get started."

"You yap too much. I'm gonna beat your ass."

"Shut the fuck up."

"No, you."

"Talk to the hand."

"You are so fucking sassy."

"You love me."

"I do, but you're a little bitch."

His chat ended up choosing Mario Kart from the choices on the poll. He gets out his Nintendo, passes you the controller, and turns it on. His chat's going wild, probably the most active and loud his chat has been.

"YOU DID NOT JUST THROW A BANANA AT ME-"

"OH YES THE HELL I DID, NOW EAT MY DUST."

Gifts and Subscriptions are through the roof, stress levels are high and Inumaki is about five seconds away from throwing his switch controller out of the window as you hit him with a green shell for the fifth time.

Eventually, he did get past you, which led to demonic screeching on both ends. After all, you did proclaim that you were gonna beat him. Got to back up all of the smack talk, right?

A green shell.

An accidental derailment off the race track.

A banana.

It was a constant back and forth in what felt like one of the longest games Toge has ever played, which says a lot. In the end though, it came down to a well placed green shell that wasn't even aimed at him.

"WAIT WAIT WAIT NO!!"

"YES! SEE I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WOULD WIN!"

Just like that, his chat goes wild the minute you cross the finish-line. Toge gets up, jaws dropped and eyebrows raised in shock. You jump up, and proceed to start talking smack in his face again.

Deep down, he's really glad that you had fun. However, he has a reputation, and if you're going to keep talking smack, he's just going to have to talk smack back.

Regardless, he loves you, and as long as you had fun trashing him in Mario Kart, he's happy as well.

@kissagii

© solaarbeeam 2024

[space-blue]

Me doing crimes against my companions

They truly cattered to every freak possible.

Look at these nerds! Reading together! Shared central piece with carpet for easy access to each other's tent... I have to freqently remind Gale we're a thing, because the bloodweave is borderline canon!! And we can't be a trouple because some people don't like sharing, right, Gale??

I learned the instrument feat just to make my little guys dance and they're HARDCORE IGNORING ME!!!

Clown power posing face off.

Also I love that Astarion approves if you force anyone else on stage, but will disapprove TWICE if made to go up

In fucking stitches over the Gortash portraits. You know the mods that turn everyone into a Kpop beauty boy? Gortash would approve of them for himself, 100%

I'm making a Tav comic about seeing Rolan like this. It's coming. It'll be the same energy as the Zevlor one, yes. More murdering though.

Astarion talking back to a Djinni and being transformed into a wheel of cheese for the meagre cost of 500 gold! Best use of my fictional money.

I still question why Gale has abs, but I don't question the fact this outfit has the ring RIGHT OVER THE ORB, I'm sorry babygirl you're keeping the bondage undies...

ALSO if you put him in the celestial whatever, basically the princess Leia outfit Figaro sells you, he shows cheek, and truly, truly Larian catters to the freaks and it's incredible...

Like what is this bit of booty and how come I'm getting it for free aaaah!!!!

Man doesn't have the strength to open a jar of pickles, but he still religiously visits the bench press to have the perfect abs for his Tav. Gods bless.

Also the back of this undie has basically a bitch strap. You can have a bitch strap on Astarion, and then give him an open back shirt and grab him any time you need to yank him out of situations.

Also love how the design is altered to give garters to fem bodies but also make sense for someone with a tail. I bet it'll look hot as all shit on dargonborn Durge.

The face he was making while I was asked this question...

Durgeposting... based on this Hannibal meme

[toxicundernet]

“don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio+ backup ratio + yb better + you take fucking redpills and say that its and to "socialize" + you have no social credit + BING CHILLING + super idol 105 C is the best musical performance in the whole history of mankind + Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] (About this soundlisten); 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party,[a] becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934.[b] During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + repeat + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + not okay + glhf + problematic + GOOF the famous rapper has gone diamond on his album "ON DA SKATEBOARD" + can i get a Chick-fil-a Chicken Sandwich and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich + FAMOUS RAPPER GOOF JUST GROOMED A CHILD IN REAL LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ZAMN GUY ALL ALONG + black person + white person + mexican person + squid game person + left wing + right wing + chicken wing+ you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nutz” -Menace

Tox: ...

[pinkyjulien]

━ I've heard stories 'bout the boy I used to be ━━ But I don't remember me before You

Valentin Da Silva | 178/??

Wish I had the words to describe how emotional it made me to see these two sets next to one another holyshit

Left one is from September 2021 It was a shitty time IRL and an hard time fandom-wise too, the escapism that was the community was slowly fading and becoming an hell on its own. Made a lot of mistakes cause I didn't know any better back then, dramas were escalating and I believe end of 2021 - early 2022 is when the fandom shattered in multiple pieces

Tho I was still motivated and modding, was really happy with his custom appearance, baby wearing his iconic Bitch crop top and his customized racing bolero

Right is from February this year (2024) and woah, he looks... more mature? Older somehow, considering I never made drastic change to his character- Definitely at peace

Both sets were outfit showcases, and despite both being shot in the badlands, during the golden hours, they have suuuch different moods overall

Friendo described it perfectly; Younger Val looks pensive, nervous about the night to come, staring at the setting sun in anticipation. While older Val looks at peace, calmly welcoming the dark that slowly crawl in between the desert's cracks

And we had a talk about how much of a mirror an OC can be? Reflecting our own thoughts, our own mood, without even realizing it until years later in moment like this, when comparing pictures

These past years has been rough, mentally and physically (talking about IRL here) and looking back, it definitely shows through Valentin

And looking at him now, even if I have some bad days here and there, even if I'm still in a transitional time, everything changing around me, I know that It's ok, that I'll be fine- That we will be fine

Alright I'm done hHHGHFH

[twosides--samecoin]

wip tagz hi hi hi thank u 4 tags @notanandalitebandit @gardening--tools even if I don't see em right away I will get back to them eventually! thank u for including me! let's tag @bokatan @shinox and uhh fuckin uhhhhh @secondhand-lions what are we workin' on, people!?

I have been Quite Offline recently! I joined two mod teams and have lined up two voice acting roles: I'm playing Janet Rockwell in an upcoming episode of CHAD: A Fallout 76 Story and Fuzzy Brenda in its sister series, Appalachia: A Fallout 76 Story. If you're in Phoenix, AZ for GameOn Expo April 4-6: Though I won't be there, I will have a short video segment featuring my writing & modding work as part of a Women of Bethesda Modding panel, hosted by ZealotLee and featuring Elianora, Alundra, Veta Phoenix and Sweet6Shooter. Super honoured to bring the shitposter zillennial gay married wine aunt rep and Be Visible with other queers on this bitch of an earth!

I love exploring narratives about people for whom their ego, superego and id are fundamentally at odds, as well as tightly-wound characters with a loose thread - if you tug on it, the character unravels in fascinating ways. For Janet, my inspiration was Kate Winslet's work in Revolutionary Road. She required me to really fucking pop off and go for the jugular; the casting director seemed happy. My take on Fuzzy Brenda went over so well that the writers now want to do more with the character than the single episode appearance that was planned. I'm normally a writer; the last time I acted in anything was middle school drama club, but I am having fun!

Going to have to learn project management for my hobbies so I can enjoy all my hobbies :''''') Though I enjoy modding and voice acting, I really desperately want to go spend time with RJ, Jack and Olivia in the fic, and right now I will have to make time. I miss them. Sometimes when life becomes too much, I imagine they grab me by the wrists and pull me back into their world. They aren't done with me; I'm not done with them. Maybe we'll never be done; I think I'm quite fearful of the notion.

The above is NPC dialogue and voice actor direction that I wrote today for Concord Stories. Hopefully this feels like a Bethesda NPC mixed with some of my sense of humour. I write the dialogue trees in a spreadsheet draft (this is a tiny screenshot of a WAY bigger document) and then I implement them in Creation Kit and send files back to the project lead. Long Time Running readers might recognize this dish from Chapter 16 :)

[phightingaus]

I have no creative intros for this ramble! I'm talking about gear swap Subspace!

More specifically the possibility truce mod Cap talked about them possibly having in a previous ramble.

And oh the silly interactions that would come from it!!!

To start I had to think of why Coil and the rest of his gang would willingly team up with Subspace since they hate him for a variety of reasons:

- The experimentation on unwilling inphernals

- The multiple murder attempts

- Also multiple kidnapping attempts

- Generally being infuriating to be around

So how would Sub-fart convince them to team up? Still juggling that idea but rn he'd probably offer to help switch their og gears back. This wouldn't be enough to convince them imo so maybe he could also offer to assist with Coil's rot problem as well.

As for the interactions I thought the best way to explain them is just write them like actual dialogue:

Coil: You sure that hunk of junk isn't gonna try to kill us?

Subspace: All Biografts obey me, I created them after all!

Hook: Ahem...

Subspace: ...Most Biografts, but my point still stands!

.

Rainbow: Bleh, no amount of floral scent is gonna cover up you're smell.

Subspace: I'm not even rotting anymore! Coil's the one with that issue! Go to him with your grievances.

Rainbow: Ya stopped rotting but you still smell like a corpse (and ya look like one too)

.

Subspace: Can you do anything right??

Hook: Not when you're the one bossing me around.

.

Skateboard: I know we're on the "same side" now or whatever, but if ya slip up once you're dead.

Subspace: Hah! Like you could do anything to me!

Skateboard: Look at the rocket launcher and then say that again

.

Subspace: Hah! Y'know with your horns being pink, like mine were, you almost look like-

Coil: I'm gonna need you to stop right there.

Subspace: What? Did I say something wrong?

(he knew damn well what he was saying he just wanted to get on Coil's nerves)

Also Subspace would definitely 100% betray the group at some point, I personally don't think that man is redeemable.

all great ideas however:

sub's truce with coil and the bunch at first is TRUE but once they attempt to beg darkheart to swap everything back he says "LOL NO" and like spreads them out over all of the regions

so then they get back together and figure out that darkheart is in BLACKROCK so they go there but sword and rocket have also found that out

and once sword gets to darkheart to beg for him to switch it back he hands his blade over to sword to do the honors himself

but hook snatchs the blade out from under thier noses

so once they say they are working for subspace A PHIGHT BREWS

ROCKET IS SO PISSED THAT HIS LIMBS OVERCOOL SO CAUSE OF THAT HE IS MAKING THE TUNDRA OF BLACKROCK EVEN W O R S E

AND SWORD IS...... of course more worried but he looks like a mad god in the now raging tundra

and when coil and co. get the blade to sub he absorbs the power of it gains it as his gear

then for some shits and giggles he copies and pastes his old gear from coil then DOUBLES HIS ROT , then he runs like a bitch cause: "you rats have amused me thus far however the next time we meet it will be a bloodier confrontation"

this was just a cool idea though it might feel like au squared so fuck around with it or just dismiss it entirely

[ghostwiththeemost]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ FROM THE CRADLE TO CREMATION . . . DEATH JUST NEEDS A LITTLE CONVERSATION ~ !࿐ྂ

Hey babes~ seems ya found my blog! Welcome to my humble abode. You may be asking “who is this SEXY SEXY man?” Well I’ll tell ya! I’m Behjdbbdnf… Beejkbngd… Bug wine. 🪲🧃. Use the emojis babe. I can’t type my own fucking name apparently. How fucked up is THAT?! Ugh, anyway… Let’s get onto the real shit. I’m the boss bitch here, you should hire me to get some shitty humans out of your beloved home. Or, call me up to fuck. Either works.

Alright, alright. People put their info and shit so I’ll do just that. I’m 🪲🧃, but ya can call me “sexy” or “handsome” or “sweets” or “pretty boy” or anything ;)~ Kay, moving on! I’m the ghost with the most, the biggest dick in town babe. He/him, but I can also be your/yours~ ;) I don’t care for labels, I’m a sexual beast. You wanna talk? Talk. You wanna flirt? Flirt. Send nudes? Eeeehhhh… Probably not, sorry sweetheart. I’d totally say yes, but that’d get me banned.

Anything else? Yeah, a lot actually. Ask me about shit. I’m over 600 years old, I’ve seen a lot, done a lot, witnessed a lot, I’m the fuckin best. I mean look at me, I’m the coolest ghost in town! ;)~ Also the best dick. DEFINITELY the best dick.

Well well well! Quite Fancy seeing you back here! Yet ANOTHER wonderful roleplay blog, and even a BETTER character?!?!??!?!1 WOAHHHHH! Wowie!

Hi! I'm the wonderful mod behind this obnoxious green ghoul of a man, and I hope you can stay a bit, have a seat, chat a bit! Learn a bit, see some tags behind this wonderful super duper cool page, yakknow how it is!

The name's Dew! Dewey if you wanna be fancy, but nah, I'm just a guy on the internet here to write for his funny bug man. No formalities needed. The pronouns are HE/SHE! I'm Genderfluid and Gay!

Kay, mini bits of info here... I'm an adult! So that being said I'm going to keep a boundary on certain aspects such as some forms of nsfw and SOME ships. Mostly I don't care? I'd just prefer if you were to tell me or have your age in bio before deciding to imply nsfw ROLEPLAYS. Flirting or nsfw anons I don't really care about, it's bound to happen, but you get it. also beetlebabes dni you all SUUUUUCKKKK.

Let's see... I have some other accounts. @candycoffinss , @photographerstanheight , @screamingqueenxoxo ... Other stuff, we'll see what I reveal.

Right, right... Tags and extra info... |🪲| ~ 𝑴𝑶𝑫 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲𝑺! - This is me talking!! >:] |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑨𝑵𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑺! - Replies to asks, you know how it is. |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑱’𝑺 𝑽𝑰𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑺! - call for interacts maybe?? |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑺! - Random yapping he does, reblogs... etc. |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑺 𝑯𝑨𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺! - Interactions Yeaaaaa

|🪲🔞| ~ 𝑺𝑼𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬! - yea some things will be suggestive labeled just in case pleeease be cautious tyyy beetlejuice can be a menace.

ALRIGHT! FINAL BIT OF INFO!!!!! This writing of beetlejuice is a mix of everything, but I'm mainly leaning toward Justin Collette's version of Beetlejuice. He's still Beetlejuice of course, but keep in mind he won't be much like Alex Brightman if you're looking for an adaptation of him! (...There will be crumbs tho. Pathetic meow meow...) ANYWAY! Yeah, Just wanted to throw that out there, I didn't know if people would want my head for it LMAOOOO but YEAH!!! I'm free w any interactions btw. other fandoms, other blogs, movie characters, musical characters, do it !! >:] ok I think that's it... until I decide to go bonkers again. thanks for reading if you got this far! smooches ur forehead /p

[magixfairyix]

Your favorite nosy witch is back at it again:

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

8, 10, 21, 22, 23, 26, 51, 63, 69 (nice).

FUCK YES WE LOVE THE NOSINESS.

Also, have fun with my long-ass answers. >:)

8. Played Any Sports?

I played soccer when I was a small child (elementary school) and I liked it, but I sucked. I was the goalie most of the time, and one time, I 'booted' (kicked the ball out), and it arched behind me into our own net. It counted as a goal for the opposing team. Also got a ball kicked into my windpipe once (did not damage but it hurt like a bitch).

I also did ballet and karate at the same time before I ended up doing soccer. I am NOT flexible whatsoever, so anything except the actual recitals was hell for me. But I did like karate even though I remember crying once because I couldn't get the kick right, and the person teaching telling me how to do it was stressing me out.

But now, FUCK NO. I would die from stress in a team sport if I messed up. I joined the wrestling team in high school, but after the first practice, I realized how much I didn't want to be there, and I dipped.

10. When was your last physical fight?

I have no idea. Probably when my sister and I were children.

21. What are your plans for this weekend?

Study for one of my finals, but other than that it is a VERY free weekend school-wise. Sunday I have off. So I'm probably going to work more on the Iarcy toxic yuri stuff, my fanart, and my Darcy funko pop. This week compared to the rest of March is a fucking blessing.

22. Do you want to have kids? How many?

HA. HA. I do not trust myself to craft the mental wellbeing of a child. Not that I'd be BAD at it (I think I'd very much be decent at it) but I'm still psycho-analyzing MYSELF out of a crisis every three months. Also my gf and I are very much cat mom people. So probably not as of now.

23. Do you have piercings? How many?

I literally just have my earlobes pierced with one piercing each. I feel like I'm more of a tattoo person than a piercing person ngl (despite not having any yet) and I feel like I'm more likley to got body mods rather than piercings (vampire teeth/split tongue or smth) if I had to chose. But yeah more so tattoos, then body mods, then piercings.

26. What are you craving right now?

Biltong. Please. I don't care if eating an entire stick of it would kick my stomach in the ass, I just need some biltong.

51. Favorite food?

My favorite food in general is mango, because I will consume that shit like its cocoaine. I also really like frozen yogurt, but in the way where I scoop some vanilla yogurt into a bowl and it gets flaky and crunchy. I also really love milkshakes. Several times I have drank milkshakes too quickly and got an upset stomach, but did I care? No. I also like any type of seafood. Especially shellfish.

63. Would you change your name?

I mean, the name I went by for a long time is shorter than my actual name. Zia (using online name as a reference because YES, but neither of these names is my irl one) is just shortened of Ziaimeris, but I didn't know how to spell Ziaimeris as a child and so I just shortend it because it annoyed the shit out of me. I went by Zia unti university, so now I introduce myself as Ziaimeris, but most people who know me (even my family) just call me Zia since I've gone by that since I was like, 6. I have more attatchment to Zia though since I've gone by that for a long time.

69. Do you believe in soulmates?

To some extent yes. Especially because there are so many coencidences between me and my gf that make it kind of scary. I belive it in the way "omg we're soulmates, I'm so glad we found eachother, meant to be" and not "we're soulmates, we are bound forever by the universe forever and ever and we need to STAY together despite ISSUES overwise we DIE."

[lightningzbolt]

Bring Me The Horizon Tees

See I like more than just two bands. I made a lot of swatches of these, like a looooooooot. 171 to be exact.

As you can see here, if I did that much more it would take over the screen. So I can't show them all off but I took a bunch more CAS screenshots to show some more off.

Some have back designs too. Which ones? Well you're gonna have to find out. :^) Since these are just recolors there's nothing special about them or anything extra needed. Some I made over five years ago as some of the first Sims 4 CC I ever made, and in Fact my Sim of Oliver, along with his brother and Kellin, were the first Sims I made in this game when I first started playing it on the last day of 2018. I started making CC less than a day in.

SimFileShare

Below the cut is my journey with updating and fixing my game for Life & Death in case you're interested as I have to tell someone.

So when it came to the Life & Death patches and pack, I was hyped, the pack looked amazing and exactly for me. And well, it is, but also, my game was in a bad state, immense lag when clicking on Sims ingame, and, okay, I was playing as Awsten last when he was my testing Sim, was was Jawn as I had him over at the time, so let me just tell you it took 27 seconds after clicking on Jawn to make the pie menu show up. 27 seconds! It was 17 earlier this year, which is also insane, but I grew used to it. It was not much better clicking on Awsten himself. Pets wasn't so bad, and younger Sims as they got younger were less bad. But. It was bad. So. I tested like every mod combination I could think of. logging down exact number of seconds the delay was every load in, every test. Without mods there was minimal delay, and WITH mods in a fresh save there was even less delay. But I could not seem to figure it out for my longstanding save. So. I did what I hate doing, asking other people. Those helper servers. Mainly as I'm paranoid of having mods they deem as evil and terrible and mad or whatever. But I'm good, I followed the rules of one to make sure any mods I had on the list were not in my game, only a couple. That's fine right? I can show them logs of my game without issue? WRONG! I had something 'bad' in there! That I did not know ahead of time! So fine, that's gone now, can you guys look? Nope, another bad. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME AHEAD OF TIM- okay, it's gone. Now what? 'Oh those bad mods may cause residual damage to your save file so that may be an issue. Also start a new save." Bitch, what? That makes no sense and is unhelpful. So. I spend the next 7 hours just deleting every townie in my save. All of them, minus pets, and minus a few I spared prior for funny names or some other status, Any premades or Sims I made or got from the gallery were skipped, I only deleted randomized townies. Guess what? This helped, a lot. Residual damage from mods my ass. I brought the delay down by over half just by deleting townies. Got it down even more by deleting more mods. Now it's at the best it's been in awhile, 8-12 seconds, which isn't nothing, yes, but it is playable. And now I have a folder in my Mods folder that's called Forbidden Mods. :) And guess what those mods are fine. They don't cause issues. You know what did give me issue before? When I was recommended a mod to try from one of thee helper servers, THAT broke my game. Fucking ass. So lesson learned, rely on nobody, do everything myself, I can fix my game and saves better than anyone else can, and people policing what others can do in their own single player offline games experience is very very stupid. Why is baby grilling funny and okay to have as a mod in Sims 2 but not in Sims 4? Why is it bad in 4? It's all fiction in the end! Baby grilling in Sims 2 is seen as a funny memory of what modding used to be and no one gets offended by it. But I can't do the same in 4 unless I wanna get on a watchlist. Among other things, but damn, it's pixels, it's someone else's game. You can't abuse and hurt pixels, and Sims is a game series where everyone has played it like a monster before. That's part of the fun. But, anyway. Now Jawn is my designated testing Sim, I'm sure he's honored. And I've been in 'testing mode' for the past couple weeks since I got my game back up to snuff. He lives in Copperdale and that world is a lot of nothing so it's not laggy at least. It's a fine place to test. Honestly by testing I am trying to now prevent my game from making townies as much as possible, and it's not really working the way I want, so I'm also just deleting them from my households as I get to it so it won't take 7 hours again to delete 2 thousand again, as spoilers that was how many townies I had deleted. That was HALF the Sims in my save file. TWO THOUSAND TOWNIES.

[haunteddollbaby]

vamp ?

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au:: kinda like monster high,, all the characters are different kinds of monsters. you and baji happen to be vampires. there's still gangs,, and baji sells weed and has a gun cs that's hot. dont ask questions js go w it.

note::

sorry for the sudden post ,, i thot i quit . it's just nobody has written a vampire baji fic,, and it's pmo . this is porn w a kinda plot & lowk a slow burn,, myf ! oh & not proofread... at all .

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(xxx)xxx-xxxx

yk where i'm at sweets🖤.

read 2:22am

you roll your eyes. you've told shion to shut the fuck up with the nicknames,, but of course,, he doesnt listen. you have no choice but to deal with it though,, seeing as you don't know any other vamp dealers or even someone willing to deliver so late .

with a sigh,, you leave your room,, walk down the steps and slip on your yeezy slides. you stick your head out your door to look for shion's car where he always parks,, and it's there,, as expected.

what you didnt expect is to see shion's face being pressed against his own passenger window with his hands behind his back,, restrained by an officer .

'fucking idiot' you internally face palm .

there's two squad cars,, two officers searching shion's backseat,, and two pounds of weed in said officers' hands .

'yeah ,, he's not getting out for a while.' you shut your door,, slipping your slides right back off and proceeding right back to your room with a heart full of disappointment .

you figured he'd be caught soon,, shion was conspicuous as fuck. his hellcat had every illegal ass mod you could think of,, along with his flashing led lights,, too tinted windows,, and deafening music.

now that you think about it, it really was just a matter of time. but why'd it have to be down your block ?

'whatever i'll just smoke my last seventh.'

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it's the next day,, and you're at school. what're you doing? you're talking to your best friend,, senju akashi,, of course .

"oh my fuckkk,, juju did i tell you what happened last night?" you were so geeked you forgot to tell your favorite poltergeist about your previous plugs incarceration !

"nawl,, what happened noww? you always got sum bullshit going on." senju laughed,, half at you,, half with you .

"bro why shion gon go ahead and get his stupid ass taken in. in front of his fave customer's house too. the bitch had me ready to shoot myself,, he know damn well i depended on him for my gas and he gon up and get arrested." you ranted,, "now where am i gon get my precious plant???"

"we been knew the bitch was stupid,, i mean if he was smart he would've never got that ugly ass head tat." senju laughed a little more before offering you some good ass info, "butttt i may be able to help you get a new dealer!"

"juju i love you sooo much,, you know that right???" senju really is your savior because you didn't know what you were about to do w/o your fix .

"you say that alllll the timeeee!! but i could definitely ask haru,, you know how connected he is. there's gotta be a vamp dealer in his gang. ill text him right noww !"

"okokk,, tell chiyo i said hii. and let me know what goes on,, i gotta get to bio. bye bye bookiee !" you blow senju a kiss along with your goodbye .

she returns the gesture, "you already know we got you,, see you later pooks !"

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who figured that biology should be 2 hours long?? because they were wrong. as fuck.

biology is the most tedious subject you've ever been subjected to. and it didn't help that the teacher was a perv,, glancing down everytime a female walked by in an attempt to catch a glimpse up a skirt .

to add salt to your very open biology wound,, the teacher's assigning new seats today. you await your assignment with bated breath,, and lady luck is on your side !

you're seated in the last row's right corner,, next to the window .

'yesss!! this is the best possible outcome,, but... who the fuck sits next to me?'

your seatmate was assigned last,, which was anxiety inducing as hell may you mention,, but lady luck looked out again .

your seatmate is a fellow vampire,, his name unknown to you . that part didn't matter to you that much though,, you're more focused on how he looks like a God .

'oh my fuck this can't be realllll ,, my seat mate is fine as fuck and i got the window???? eeeeekkkk !!'

you must've been showing your happiness a little too much though because your new seatmate commented,,

"you look as happy about our seats as me pretty,, i bet i can keep you smiling like that all semester ♡." he shamelessly flirted,, all with a fanged smile that only made him look finer.

your thoughts drifted to what his fangs would feel like on- no n/n,, focus !! you need to respond fuck face,, "you're real confident,, let's see if you can pretty boy. you can start by telling me your name."

"i know i can,, pretty." he grins at the redness growing in your cheeks, "and you can call me kei,, aren't you y/n?"

"keiiii,," you drawl,, smiling to where your fangs can show too,, "that's cute,, rolls right off my tongue."

nonchalantly,, he responds,, "say my name like that one more time and sum might happen."

your eyes widen,, the scarlett in your cheeks growing,, but you continue as if you didn't hear him,, "but yes that's me,, you can call me n/n though. since i can tell we're gonna talk alot ."

"okay n/n,, since we're gonna talk alot,, can i have your number?" he asks,, still quietly laughing at your facial reaction,,

"hmmm,, give me your phone."

with that,, you two exchange numbers. you're conversation doesn't end there though. you talk and talk and get to know each other the rest of the 2 hour period. you can tell biology isn't gonna be as shitty as usual anymore .

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it's lunch,, and you and senju just reunited under the tree where you always eat together.

"okay i just asked haruchiyo last period,, and he gave me this boys number. he said he's apart of his gang,, a vamp dealer and he delivers all night." senju gives you the good news along with the dealer's number .

you smile at the discovery of your new source of pretty green plant,, "tell him i said thank youu!"

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it's 2:37am and you're getting ready to text your new plug .

you

hey ,, you around xxxx ? i got your number off sanzu .

read 2:22am

(xxx)xxx-xxxx

yea,, what you need ?

read 2:27am

you

2 zips,, flavors don't matter js make one sativa n one indica .

read 2:33am

(xxx)xxx-xxxx

igu,, send the addy

read 2:36am

you

777 xxxxx street

read 2:37am

(xxx)xxx-xxxx

rd,, ill be there in 10 .

read 2:39am

you loved a message .

(xxx)xxx-xxxx

im parked on the corner,, come out .

read 2:48am

you

i'm coming .

read 2:49am

(xxx)xxx-xxxx loved a message .

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you walk out your door and see a scat pack hellcat .

'ohh shittyyy!! this the first time i'm seeing a scat pack,, this plug gotta be the real deal cs ts expensive as fuck. shion bitch ass only had the normal jawn ."

when you walk up to the driver's window,, it's already rolled down,, as expected. what you didn't expect is to see kei .

"oh hey kei,, you just keep getting more interesting." you say,, holding out his money to him.

"oh ian know you smoke,, pretty. that's cute,," he doesn't take the money,, but he hands you your fix,, "it's on me,, pretty girls like you shouldn't have to pay for anything."

"aw you're so sweet,, keiii." you say drawling his name mindlessly.

his eyes darken,, unbeknownst to you,, luckily for him you can't see enough into the car to see his lap .

"are you done for the night? because you can come in and smoke with me,, maybe stay a little... or longer?" you smile,, reaching through his window and twirling his hair around your pretty,, manicured finger .

see if anyone else tried this shit with him,, he would've lit them up,, but you? he'd love to take you up on your offer,, even though he isn't done for his night. his customers will be fine,, he figures.

"yeah,, ill come in."

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"pretty room for a pretty girl." he says,, walking in and making himself comfortable in your bay window.

"thank youuu,, here pick a show and the color of the lights." you say handing him the tv remote as well as the one for your led lights.

you settle across from him,, rolling tray in lap,, accompanied by your ganja accessories and your newly bought zips. you take 2 big nugs from each bag and grind them up.

"sooo who rolling ?"

"you know how to roll ?"

"duh i deal."

"okay smart ass,, let's both roll. whoever's L is pearliest gets to make the loser do whatever they want."

"you ready to gimme a kiss mama ?"

"you're cocky for somebody who hasn't even opened up the wraps."

keisuke takes initiative and pulls a pack of sweetwood flat leaves out his pocket,, strawberry cream. he fishes a leaf from the packaging and proceeds to lick around the rough rectangle,, perfecting its shaping with his fangs .

'fuck he's hot .'

"y/n,, you're drooling."

you're awakened from your trance; baji's words act as the snap of a hypnotist,, and you happen to be the hypnotized .

"oh fuck up and focus your pretty face on licking the wrap."

you empty the grinder of its contents,, vibrant green petals littered with purple speckles and white powdery coating,, beautiful if you do say so yourself.

baji scoops the gas into the wrap and starts packing the wood,, he definitely rolls like a boy. the wood comes out smokable though,, luckily.

yours is perfectly tucked,, not too tight yet not loose. neither of you needed any papers,, so both your blunts were atleast decent.

baji puts his blunt to your lips n lights it there, and you puff it. you debate on what trick to do but ultimately choose a simple ghost. you pass him his L back and light your own,, blowing the smoke in his face,, eliciting a grimace from the vampire boy.

"i think mine is better,," baji smirked,, moving closer to you,, "so about my kiss. now or later ?"

"ha. that's cute,, delusional,, but cute. my shit looks like a pre roll. i definitely won"

"so we both get something from the other,, yeah?"

the last word makes you blush. you can't tell if the cause is his tone,, the word itself or whatever. either way,, your thighs clench the slightest bit as you feel warmth pool in your panties.

"i guess so,, but i get mines first since my L is prettier." you let out a little giggle that makes baji's dick strain against his gray tech sweats,, but he covers it with a gengar plushy you had laying around,, "may i,, pretty boy?"

"you can have whatever you want,, beautiful. js keep looking at me like that."

you grab his wrist,, and bring his blunt to your lips,, taking a long,, steady drag,, all while maintaining eye contact. you gently trace his jaw line with your free hand before guiding his face to your own,, letting the smoke escape your mouth. keisuke understands your intentions immediately,, as he instantly inhales it. he gently grabs your neck before locking his lips onto yours,, the remaining smoke returning to you,, before he pulls away.

"you're sexy as fuck,, you know that?"

"i've been told,, now hit your L before it goes out." you smile,, as you follow your own advice.

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"i wanna be like you when i grow up,, y/n !!" senju whisper shrieks.

she's walking floating you to bio as you confide in her about your last week's escapades with your new vamp dealer. she's used to you letting shit marinate before letting her know,, so no hard feelings.

"i should've went furtherrrr,, i wanted a taste of his blood,, but i pussied out. bro,, he's sexy asf & respectful. kiab,, i'd let him fuck." you grin idiotically just thinking about him.

"shit,, i can't even blame you. boys with manners do it da besttt. wait,," senju stops abruptly before you walk into biology,, "don't you have this class with him?????"

"yea,, we've been getting to know each other better & shit." your smile only widens & your cheeks redden,, "i actually know a decent amount about his personal life now. our views are similar & i lowk feel like we have a genuine connection."

"girl if youn get your man!" she pushes you into the classroom,, and you make your way to sit beside an awaiting keisuke.

"who got you smiling & blushing,, n/n?" he scoffs,, "i thought we agreed i was onnat?"

"does it matter who? it's not like you gon do sum are you?" you tease,, unknowing of the consequences.

"gimme your hand."

you raise an eyebrow,, but comply,, placing your hand in his. he brings yours down to his waistband,, placing your hand on something... hard?

"fuck the thought of me with somebody else got you hard? cuck ass-"

he lifts his shirt with a shit-eating,, pointy-toothed grin,, exposing the sleek handle of his glock17.

"play with me like dat again & ill shoot dat lil bitch ass boy then fuck you with my gun. you're my girl,, you feel me?"

"i definitely wanna feel you in me."

kei's expression remained the same,, aside from the newfound redness in his cheeks to match yours.

"that can be arranged,, mama. you have my number,, and you know i'd drop everything for you. matter fact,, ill be over tonight,, leave your window open."

"it's never closed,, come by whenever." you gave him a sly wink,, "oh & could you bring me two more zips please? i got the money to pay for the last two & two more-"

"what i say last time? you're too pretty to be paying for shit. i ain't broke,, baby. keep your money & buy some nice to wear for me tonight. one indica & one sativa,, yeah?"

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you excitedly look at the beautiful lavender lace lingerie laid out on your bed,, tags still on,, fresh from your emergency afterschool shopping trip with your favorite poltergeist. you quickly scoop it up & make your way to the bathroom connected to your room,, not bothering to shut the door. kei won't be here until later,, it's only 1:37am,, you figure.

you were wrong,, wrong as fuck. it's 2:22am & you're almost done with your shower when baji sneaks in through your window. he hears the shower and decides not to potentially overstep any boundaries of yours. instead he simply places your zips on your nightstand and opts to lay on your bed,, introduce himself to your plushies as your boyfriend & spark up.

3 minutes later you walk back into you room,, smelling like flowers,, clad in only your lavender lingerie. you're pleasantly surprised to see baji laid up in your bed. he immediately sits up upon seeing you.

"hey gorgeous,, you look ethereal. good girl,, listening to me when i told you to get sum fa me. i was only playing,, you know?" he pulls a wad of hundreds out his pocket,, spreading em out,, "come sit,, baby."

when a man this sexy talks,, you listen. you oblige and take a seat in his lap,, more so straddling him than sitting on him. he passes you the blunt to occupy you while he takes his money and spreads it along your tits. you feel something harden beneath you as he does.

"fuck you look so good,, mama." he splits the cash in half,, folds it up,, places one half in his pocket,, and the other in between your boobs,, "keep that,, your new outfit is on me. and get sum more too. i wanna see you in blood red."

"then you'll have to come back tomorrow,, pretty boy." you smile sweetly,, subtly taking of his jacket,, before fiddling with his belt buckle,, "i missed you this wholeee week. why didn't you come by? you know i love surprises." you take a drag and do a clean french inhale.

his hands rest on your waist,, thumbs rubbing slow circles into your sides. "i missed you more,, mama,, but business is business. i can only come around so often." this elicits a pout from you that makes baji's dick jerk,, "fuck don't make that face or sum might happen."

"make sum happen then,, or are you pussy? hm keiiii?" you tease,, hoping to get shut up,, and your wish is his command.

suddenly the grip on your waist tightens,, and your flipped onto your own bed,, blunt discarded. baji,, now above you,, kisses you,, biting into your lip to gain access to your mouth. your tongues swirl around each other before you pull away to trail kisses down his jawline,, inching lower and lower until your lips are to his neck. you kiss it before giving it a tender bite,, sucking the blood from the wound you created,, drawing a deep,, gruff moan from keisuke.

you don't have enough time to bask in his beautiful sounds before his fingers are circling your clit,, his other hand fingering your sopping hole. you unwillingly let out a squeal,, rolling your hips into his hands. keisuke's so good you swear you can cum on his fingers within in a minute... and he notices.

"what a slut,, already tightening around my fingers and it hasn't even been 30 seconds. you needed me real bad,, huh mama? use your words." baji teased,, with that familiar fanged grin that somehow made him look sexier.

"yesss,, kei !! needed you soso--fuckkk !-- bad! please don't stop,, i think im gonna-"

"no,, not yet,, mama." he laughed,, pulling his hands away entirely,, before taking your panties off completely.

you whine loudly,, annoyed by the sudden lack of stimulation. your hands fly back to his belt buckle,, loosening his belt and pulling his pants and underwear to his knees in a swift motion. keisuke was hung. at least 9 inches with a prominent vein on the top and your hand could barely fit around it. you spit on your hand and stroked him off,, your free hand fiddling with his balls. baffled by the sudden loss of control,, keisuke allows himself to succumb to the pleasure of your ministrations,, bucking his hips to your hands.

as you continue,, kei rids himself of his wifebeater,, his chest on full display. you slow down,, distracted by his greek god-like figure,, allowing him to position you as he pleases. next thing you know,, your ankles are being held above your head,, your tits spilling out of your bra,, and baji is thrusting into you at a steady pace. he angles up,, intentionally hitting your spot just right. you can't help the screams that come out your mouth,, and baji wouldn't want you to anyway. you claw at his back,, drawing blood in some places,, only causing baji to moan and speed up.

when baji feels you getting close,, he switches positions. he flips you on your stomach abruptly,, and you arch your back instinctively.

"awww you're such a whore for me,, pretty baby." he unclasps your bra effortlessly before grabbing your neck from the back and continuing to ruthlessly batter your cervix

you felt him so deep in you,, you thought you were about to burst. the coil in your stomach only tightened,,and the euphoria that enveloped your body only grew as he continued. you knew he felt the same.

"keiiiii,, please cum with me baby! please,, please-"

"mhm,, come on,, pretty."

you both finished,, but keisuke didnt bother to pull out,, opting to bask in the warmth of your cunt instead. it was quiet for a while before he whispered to you,,

"be my girlfriend,, yeah n/n?"

[wellthatwasaletdown]

//Look can we get real? Louis took the piss out of Harry too often. He ragged on that kid in interviews - rolled his eyes, made sarcastic comments. Why would Harry say a word to support him?//

Harries trying to defend that mf ?! OH I WAS SUMMONED. Mod already said that Louis bantered with every. single. one . of. them (hell he did the most joking with Liam and that man was worshipping the ground Louis walked just like Z and Niall even your precious harry was fascinated. That banter made the band fun to watch mind you lol) and it was never malicious but your precious fave is above any type of joking. we know him and his fandom are allergic to anything that isn't blind worship. BUT Louis was one of the first and probably the most vocal when it came to protecting harry, praising or encouraging him. He really took fetus harry under his wing and clearly was showing different attitude, softer gentler I don't care to speculate why I'm not a larrie and will never be. Just facts are there for everyone to see that Louis had a soft spot for fetus harry actually all the way through one direction which is why it's so sad to see how hs treated his bandmates and especially Louis who he called a best friend asp.

Back to my point there is a reason larries are able to make hour long videos about supportive Louis and are unable to do the same with supportive harry lol bc he couldn't care less to reciprocate Louis wasn't powerful enough to give him leg up in the future. All the comments about being whoever he wants to be, defending hs's dumb answers in interviews, defending him when they were discussing why his hair is always the same. Literally all LT did was defending and standing up for him and encouraging a kid who seemed unsure of himself at first and then you have dumb harries who dare to come here and make it look like LT is a bully for being a teenage boy in a boyband and having a sense of humor and good relationship with bandmates.

It gives me great pleasure that harries will never be right about Louis and your precious angel will always be a traitor and loser for answering that type of support with whatever he did since 2014. Like anon said there is a reason Louis vocally supports every single one of them but that sly bitch. Having LT as a friend might not give HS another aoty but it was a genuine respect love and friendship that he lost and watching Zayn gain it back lol something truly restored in the world that day!

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