#mpreg shitpost

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

How it feels when you encounter anti-propaganda

[the-brainrot-central]

WARNING MPREG

*slaps Yoshikage Kira’s belly* this bad boy can fit so many fucking kids in it

[brownsplodge]

Marriage

(They’re both cis men btw)

[anxx-arrt]

stupid peaches

[deuxide]

Reference

[fruitcakebro]

If Danny married into the Wayne family he would take every possible opertunity to fuck with the press.

Reporter: Is it true that you're expecting?

Danny(Very pregnant): I'm expecting many things in life. Like for example, I expect that I'll have to unclog the sink again at some point.

Reporter: Okay, but what is it? *pointing at his belly*

Danny: Unless I've spontainiously turned into Mary Toft, we're assuming it's a baby.

Reporter: No, I mean is it a boy or a girl?

Danny: Statistically speaking probably one of those, yeah.

Jason: *trying very hard not to laugh*

Bruce: *sighing deeply*

[biggielean]

little follow up to my late birthday post

[EDIT: there was a miscalculation on my end n my dumbass thought ford won overall MB YALL]

[lifiusiw]

yeah idk I was bored

[asparklethatisblue]

Somewhere beyond the Arcane’s embrace, in a new world. Jayce is too happy to have a brain to mouth filter anymore, Viktor can deal with many things but not that.

(You know 🏳️‍⚧️)

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

Hey. Also. why isn't Frodo here

Yknow what's tougher than carrying the One Ring? Carrying the One Ring And A Baby At The Same Time.

[the-brainrot-central]

Updated anatomy of a Yoshikage, because I’m an annoying perfectionist and I always fucking change shit

Sorry for the mpreg, it will happen again 😈

[vivaiavidapasta]

I have no excuses

[cry-ptidd]

Dumb & dumber I love them (original)

[morisbasement]

in honor of pride month, if this gets 500 notes by the 20th i'll show the perry the playtpus x dr heinz doofenshmirtz mpreg comic I drew in 50 seconds for all this hellsite to see.

10 reblogs per person max, other than that go ham.

[meltedmush]

hello mushy I don't know how you feel about mpreg so feel free to ignore this ask if it's yuck for you but if you're willing can you help us get binghe pregnant? there's a poll for it and he's losing against metatron 😔 if he wins he'll face sqq in the next round !!!!

https://www.tumblr.com/need-him-pregnant-poll/783944029091004416/need-that-man-pregnant-round-4-poll-3

Did you even need to ask? You know UNDOUBTABLY BINGHE WOULD BE PREGNANT 😭😭

He BETTER WIN

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

read my bad sex ed crackfic