#my children…

[zones-spinterest-corner]

IDIOT FUCKING CHILDREN TIME

God I love my kids guys

Alsooooooo

Icons? For what?

Heehoo :3

Idk if I should link my artfight here just yet since it is still April lmao

I didn’t participate last year (I have done in prior years) but I’m gonna try this year!!!

People are making preparations around now so. Yeagh

[drinkabletoxicdishsoap]

drew this in ur strawpage but it doesnt Seem to be sending... putting it here in case i lose it otherwise 😭😭

WHAT ⁉️⁉️ THIS IS AMAZING ⁉️⁉️‼️ SOBS 😭😭😭😭😞😞😞☹️☹️☹️☹️😨😨😭😭😞😞 THEYRE SO CUTE LOOKK AT THEM 🫵🫵🫵🫵 LOOOK AT THEM🫵🫵🫵🫵‼️‼️‼️

Thank you for taking the time to draw this and checking out my strawpage 🫶🫶 ITS SO GOOD WHAT AHHHHHHHH 🤯🤯🤯

[rainyraisin]

Get them out of my head

Without text :)

This piece was in rendering and ugly stage HELL but I’m pretty happy with how it turned out in the end!!!!!

Expect more TMNTCO art because I can’t escape them

@olibensstuff how did you implant them into my brain how did you do it

[sniffanimal]

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

this post got too much attention so I sniffered it

[letoscrawls]

comments under any httyd movie content be like "HEY disney take notes, this is how you do a live action!!!" how about no one does any live action ever again

[inbabylontheywept]

my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.

i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.

point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.

i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.

i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.

i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.

(i think i was...six?)

anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.

(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)

so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?

so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.

the compost pile was full of worms.

she then told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and go to heaven, and be able to talk to the worms face to face. that i'd be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident, driven only by excessive Love, and that she was positive they would forgive me because worms have six hearts and no malice.

at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.

and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.

but because she loved me.

[prxnce07]

Eyeliner ♦️

[podcastwizard]

if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[hansoeii]

they seem to be very good friends!

[community-gardenss]

did I not love them best? I who birthed, who nursed, who killed them?

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

"Robin brings light to the darkness" or something

[demaparbat-hp]

I mean—it's them, right?

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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