#nine years...

[omnificent-orion]

Any progress not saved will be lost.

[saa-na]

haven't seen my boyfriend in a few weeks now and i'll be walking around or sitting at work and i'll get a vision of us making out and it always feels like a jolt of electricity

[crystal-mouse]

happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday

todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol

[night-dark-woods]

ID. gifs from the music video of two girls doing each others nails, swimming in a pool together, exchanging nervous gay looks, and kissing. text on the gifs says, "girls like girls." End ID.

Girls Like Girls (June 24, 2015) dir. Hayley Kiyoko & Austin S. Winchell

Happy one year anniversary!

[uselessalexis165]

“If my sibling couldn’t be here with me, then neither should Sonic’s!” /j

[the-prince-of-the-ravens]

writing star trek fanfiction is one of the most noble and honorable hobbies a person can have

[notruevampire]

Deep Space Nine was not afraid to say it.

[morally-earl-gray]

shoutout to nine-year-old me who was very much aroace but didnt know the difference between hyperfixating on a character and having a crush on them so for the next few years i told everyone that the only crush i ever had was on lord voldemort

[amevdw]

[corpuscryptid]

Something something Dr. Malpractice

[moonlightcycle571]

The JL fight a magic user who casts a spell on everyone where their biggest weakness will be displayed above their heads. If Batman takes notes later, then that’s not on him.

There’s the predictable ones like Hal where it says ‘Yellow’, Clark says ‘Kryptonite’, and Martian Manhunter ‘Fire’.

But then there’s the one where you need to interpret like Flash halving ‘Bound’, the Hawks having ‘Clipped’ which pertains to their wings or even the ‘Pride’ on Doctor Fate.

What’s weird is that Batman and Captain Marvel of all people have the same word:

‘Adoption’

Little does everyone know that it’s for two entirely different reasons. Batman can’t help but adopt. Batson doesn’t want to be adopted.

No one knows Captain Marvel is secretly a kid, so everyone thinks he’s like Batman, but just doesn’t adopt (or thinks Freddy & Mary or the Vasquez kids are actually his if they are in AU). But for the sake of comedy, let’s not have them.

Batman thinks there is some kind of kinship, and asks how he battles the urge to adopt? Captain Marvel is trying really hard to not run away (he doesn’t want to get adopted, especially not by Batman, the puns enough are going to be atrocious).

It would look something like this:

Bruce: and that’s how I got all my kids. Or at least most of them. I’m not sure if technically family friends count, but they still got their parents, you know?

Billy, does not in fact know: yeah… darn those parents ammi right

Ollie, wondering if they should put Cap in the JL parent group: oh, do you have any kids?

Billy: oh no, I can’t (Cue misunderstandings)

Bruce: I understand the urge to adopt is real, good on you for not giving in. We live a dangerous life style

Billy: We’ll we can’t help the fae brain

Bruce: the what?

Billy, he just heard the term before and thought it was the common word: you know, when you just want to keep and raise a kid for yourself

Bruce, thinking of the numerous tales of witches and fae using first born children as payment only to realise it’s their way of adoption: … huh

Billy, just wants to escape and hug his tiger: oh it’s really fine. Anyways I need to bounce, but we’ll see each other on Mondays meeting

Proceeds to ruffle everyone’s hair (he can’t help it, he’s taller than anyone and enjoys the feeling of ruffling hair instead of having his hair ruffled)

Batman: oh OH

Cue most misunderstanding where they think Marvel mentally adopted them. They all have daddy issues anyways, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise when they try to be the fae brain favourite.

HAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERENT GETTING DAD MARVEL, BUT JUMPED ON THAT BANDWAGON THE SECOND IT CAME OUT

[reineydraws]

tfw ur papa died on ur sword and the prophetic dragon that is technially still your vice principal is terrorizing the continent but he's stopped in time and it's prom and you can't sleep 😔

(this is a scene from the first chap of my slow dance thistlecaster fic!)

[albino-wildebeest]

Me and my sibling were talking about if Yi could parry a car, and now we’re here

[springbon-t-art]

"…Yes! You see? What a thrill! What a rush!

That was YOU!

The button described you!..."

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PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

[lakemojave]

PRESENTING THE FIRST EVER THE PEOPLE'S THE GAME AWARDS!!!

Live on December 31st at 4pm Pacific!

Did your favorite game get snubbed at the game awards this year? Do you wish you had the power to speak up and change this? Do you wanna see even more bitches talk in a room about video games you didn't play? Well you're in luck! @dorothylarouge and @brucebocchi and I have got a whole awards ceremony lined up for THE PEOPLE'S the game awards! Voted by you--yes, YOU! Tune in for a retrospective on this year's best games, lots of goofy segments in between awards, and a proper send off to 2024!

Voting is closed! Our first award will go to best user interface, see y'all then!

[factoryfollies]

june 19th just dropped