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"wow i didn't read this novel bc the cover/title made me think it was just smut"
me who read it bc I thought it was gonna be unhinged tentacle transmigration smut:
#came for the tentacles stayed for my tragic hot badass mutant wife#pls be a major character pls be a major character#oop text
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i'm not exaggerating when i say he's on my mind 24/7
#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#gravity falls fanart#fanart#disney#oops i started writing the tags for this post and then left tabs to text someone and completely forgot about it#anyway take some more mental illness#stanford pine 🤤🤤🤤#mods art#mods draws#my art
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𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ⋆˙⟡



𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩: joel wants to work on his latest wooden craft; but sitting across from him for so long…you want something else.
𝐟𝐭. (old man)jackson!joel x fem!reader
𝐰𝐜: 2k(ish)
𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬: 18+, mdni, straight smut, established relationship, undisclosed age gap (joel is 55-60 yrs old), oral (m receiving), deep-throat, f!reader touching themselves, joel’s a lil mean/bratty, joel’s BIG too, coming inside reader’s mouth, dirty talk, mention of the lil blue pill at the end.
𝐚/𝐧: yeah…this was supposed to be a hehe haha lil one paragraph thought and umm…yeah. joel is infectious…enjoy! :3
“darlin’” joel drawls softly; warm and gentle like an afternoon sun in the summer. it was nothin’ but a sweet, southern warning as the weight of your foot presses into his thigh.
he had been working on some wood carving for what felt like hours, with no end in sight. he said it was important and that he wanted to finish it tonight…but you had other plans. sitting across from him at his kitchen table, flipping through some book that you dragged out of his shelves. boredom has your eyelids feeling like they weight a hundred pounds and you’re pretty sure you’ve read the same page more than four times.
which is where you get the wonderful idea to have a little fun of your own.
you scoot down a little in your chair— just enough to not be suspicious right off the bat— until you lift your foot to press gently into his knees. nothing unusual, something relatively normal to be honest. as any other day, joel would gently grab hold of your calf and stroke along your skin. you wait a heartbeat, flipping through the book as if you’re still reading it, before your foot advances.
the first warning.
you bite down on your bottom lip at his southern drawl but he doesn’t look at you— just continues to work on his little carving tangled up in his fingers. you watch for a moment as his knife smoothes over an edge, the wood that curls up underneath the blade and falls onto the table. you wait for the fourth or maybe fifth skim of his knife and the fall of discarded shavings before you begin to move again.
no longer as teasing as you probably should be; you shift your foot right in between his thighs. pressing just enough weight onto his softness to liven him up a little and not to hurt him.
joel grunts under his breath and he slightly jerks as you press your foot into his jeans and his cock beneath— a good start.
with that you finally draw his eyes away from his carving. his glasses settle onto the edge of his nose and he glances at you from over the rim; the second warning. but all it does is make your heart flutter. you smile all innocent like, shrugging your shoulders under his heavy gaze before his attention returns to the wood carving in his hands.
clearly, just teasing him would not be enough to get him to put away what he was working on and instead ‘work’ on you; so you’d just have to push your luck a little more.
you place the book faced down before slowly slipping out of your chair; sinking right down onto your knees and under the kitchen table. you replace your previous advances with your hands now, skimming the palms of your hands along his inner thighs as you move between his parted legs. your fingers are just grasping around the metal of his belt buckle when he’s noticed exactly what you’re up to.
you hear him halt in his work by the tap of his knife being set down on the table, and then he’s scooting back in his chair a little. where he can look down at you and your position from beneath the table, his gaze a warm summer’s heat that lights your whole body on fire. joel sighs an old man sigh, a lifted eyebrow pointed down in your direction as the only words he says.
you shrug once more, dawning a not-so-innocent smile as your fingers continue to work at his belt. “m’not doin’ nothin’” you coo up at him, putting on your best southern accent to mirror his own. a little tilt to your lips as you stare up at him from your little sweet spot between his thighs. “you can still work, right?” you hum ever so sweetly, slipping the leather end of his belt out of the buckle. and just because he’s watching; you put on a good little show for him. you lean forward, pressing a kiss into the waistband of his jeans, before your lips wrap around the button of his jeans. you unbutton the front of his pants before taking his zipper in between your teeth and slowly pulling it down as well.
the twitch in the corner of his eye lets you know exactly how well your little show is working on him. along with the twitch beneath his boxers. but he restrains himself nonetheless and lets you play out your little plan.
once the fly of his pants is positioned opened wide, you hover over the half-stiffness inside his boxers. letting out a hot breath right along the growing tent inside his underwear. you chuckle at the twitch your breath gains you before you occupy your mouth with something else entirely. your lips press into the curve of his half hard cock before your entire mouth is warming across his boxers. you leave open mouth kisses along every inch of his shaft, fingers working circles into his jean clothed thighs.
you can hear him choke back a deep groan that buzzes inside his chest. makes your head fuzzy hearing him try his best not to enjoy what he’s seeing and feeling. makes you want to ruin him just a little bit more.
“go on old man,” you mumble teasingly against his shaft, your fingers working upwards to hook around his boxers waistband and giving them a tug; just enough that one of your hands can fish him out from beneath the fabric of his underwear. now he’s entirely hard, standing at the ready and drooling at the tip like a young man would. you press a kiss into the leaking slit of his tip as a smile forms on your lips once more. “finish your carving…”
you barely glimpse his lips curl as he tries to respond to your little teasing but you don’t let him. your mouth surges forward, fully wrapping around the head of his stiff cock— effortlessly cutting him off from speaking. another deep groan from within his chest has your toes curling.
you’re slow in your movement to take more of him into your mouth. keeping a steady hand on his base as you slowly sink onto him, teasing him just a little more. he was used to the fast paced, ‘need to hurry before patrol’ bj’s you usually gave him in the early hours of morning. but on the other hand…you’re a little surprised as the more you swallow him, the more his hands stay above the table. normally, those calloused, strong hands of his would be tangled up into your hair; pulling your locks as filthy praise tumbled from his tongue— but not this time. no, this time, joel was going to let you work all on your own. it was punishment. since he knew how much you liked to hear him tell you how fucking pretty you looked sucking him off.
whatever. if the older man wanted to be just a little meaner this time…fine by you, you’ll just have to work a little harder than usual.
at that thought, you suck around him a little harsher. using your own free hand to tuck strands of fallen hair behind your ears to keep them out of the way. sliding further and further down until you can’t take anymore of his shaft; swallowing him completely to the hilt. he sits so comfortably inside your mouth and throat, as if you were made to hold him there, but neither of you get to enjoy the satisfaction for too long as you slowly slip him back out of your mouth with a wet pop.
you smirk up at him and his heavy gaze. dark eyes, pupils blown wide from the lust seeping through his rough exterior. watching as his breath quickens inside his lungs to make his chest rise and fall in rapid succession.
oh hook, line, and sinker. he was all yours now— carving be damned.
you press another kiss into the slit of his leaking head, giggling at the way his eyelashes flutter, before slowly shifting your hand up to meet your lips. you stroke him entirely. from base to the tip, dribbling his precum onto the plump of your bottom lip. any other night and joel would’ve called you every pet name under the sun, with almost every ounce of praise he could fling at ya. but tonight he just bites the inside of his cheek, demanding you to continue with just that dangerous glint to his eyes. as if he’s waitin’ for the right time to strike and turn you into a babbling mess.
that would come sooner or later though— you still had some teasin’ to do.
you slide your hand faster over his shaft. jerking him with a steady pace until your mouth yearned to return to him. so with a little help of some of your spit slicked onto your hand and thus onto his shaft; your lips return to wrapping around his tip. thanks to the added little bit of slick and his smeared precum, you’re able to move faster across his large cock. bobbing your head faster and faster with only a soft gag here and there from the thick of his head damn near hitting the back of your throat.
if you hadn’t done this before, you’re sure you’d be choking and gagging way more than you were now…like the very first time the two of you slept together. definitely was a little bit of a shock at how massive he was.
“you fuckin’ dazin’ off?” joel’s gruff voice coos from above.. embarrassment flushes your cheeks a royal red as his words sink in; realizing you might have accidentally let your mind wander away from the task at hand. “y’started this…gotta finish it now, darlin’” joel hums, the pet name rolling off his tongue oh-so-sweetly, as he finally, finally, sinks a few of his fingers into the top of your hair. but he grips harsher than usual, sending a little shiver of pain down your spine. but it’s a more than welcoming little sensation; causes your eyes to flutter and hearts dance across your gaze as you look up at him.
but it’s him yanking on your hair, forcing you to take all of his aching cock into the entirety of your mouth that sends an electric shock straight to your womb. your pussy throbs, slick flooding from between your slit and throughly soaking the panties you wear. you moan, light and whiney, around his base; your nose is pressed into his tan lower abdomen. and he holds you there, with just one big hand of his, forcing your lungs to go into overtime to keep you breathing.
immediately your hand shoots down between your thighs, where you press fingers into your drenched panties, slipping the pads of your fingertips right along the entire curve of your cunt. you whimper at the first touch of your fingers, forcing your gaze up to his as you rub against your clit with a shudder.
joel chuckles, deep and low, and directly at you as he watches you touch yourself. “that fuckin’ needy sweetheart?” joel hums in response to your pathetic moan; sending shivers up his entire body as well. he doesn’t let you answer though as his fingers untangle from your hair, returning to their original position above the table. a nod of his head is the only other thing he ‘says’, instructing you to continue your work.
and you do as your told. drawing your mouth back to his tip, catching your breath, before swallowing him whole once again. the deep burning need inside your tummy turns you messy. spit dribbles down your chin with each bob of your head. and with each press of your fingers against your core, you flood into your ruined panties.
and while joel doesn’t touch you, his mouth sure does run. your name sinks off his tongue every time you edge closer to his tip; every curse known to man taking over when you sink down onto the base of his cock. and you know he’s getting closer and closer to the burning of his own orgasm when he starts to string just a little bit of praise together.
“fuck,” he huffs, watching his thighs clench hard at either side of your head. “couldn’t wait, huh? only got one thing on that pretty lil mind of yours, yeah? fuck.” he groans deeply, fingers gripping the edge of the table to keep himself from giving you the satisfaction of, well, him losing his internal battle. “yer’mouths so hot, so warm. you were made to take me, ya know.”
his words make you weep around him but his twitching cock forces you to swallow a pathetic whimper. his dirty talk spurs you on, faster and faster, until he can’t take anymore. the primal groans and grunts that leaves his lips and the way he swells inside your mouth gives you all the clues you need. you hum around him once, twice, drawing out a few more of his deep breathy moans, timing it just perfectly before you sink him into the back of your throat.
his hips jerks erratically as he cums deep into the warmth of your mouth. you hum satisfactorily at the broken syllables of your name as you rides his orgasm out. when he finally finishes, you slowly pop off his softening, spent cock, getting a good look at your man; his pupils blown wide, chest heaving with every breath he tries to catch, sweat beading his forehead, and those sexy ass reading glasses of his are disheveled and lopsided. god it makes you want him so badly…more so than before.
“you better take one of your pills, old man,” you tease with a dripping lustful tongue, climbing up from beneath the table and into his lap, straddling his hips. “i’m not done with you yet.” you muse, taking up one of his large hands and pressing the tips of his calloused fingers into your drenched panties.
joel doesn’t have to say anything— the dark twinkle to his eyes says enough. you were in for a wonderfully long night.
#zevrra zevrra!#spicy zev!!#joel miller#joel x female reader#joel miller smut#joel miller x reader#joel miller tlou#tlou joel#jackson joel#joel tlou#old man joel#tlou smut#tlou x reader#tlou hbo#tlou part 2#tlou#tlou2#pedro pascal#pedro x reader#joel the last of us#pedro x fem!reader#small text#x reader#I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS TO PRETTY. BUT GOD#this was supposed to be shorter oops#no proofreading we die like men#if i missed any tags im sorry im rushing to post skshsj
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#:( oops sorry#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha text posts#nicholas scratch#kathryn hahn#marvel#marvel mcu#mcu#marvel edit#marvel entertainment#mcu edit#marvel memes#mcu memes#disney+#text post meme
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silly little fake newspaper article for the season 4 announcement.
#ada.txt#yellowjackets#yj s3#yj s4#kinda can't believe it's real was fully convinced it would get cancelled#jackie taylor#shauna shipman#natalie scatorccio#lottie matthews#misty quigley#travis martinez#melissa hat#yellowjackets s3#yes i wrote the body text. oops my bad.#silly silly silly#yellowjackets edit#yj edit#lottienat#jackieshauna#travnat#yeah um#this is dumb i fear but whatever
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wanna go on a pumpkin patch date and get finger fucked in the corn maze 🎃
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me, after seeing emo vi in her s2 teaser
#IM NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII POOR BABY#FIC AUTHORS I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DOOOOOOOO#arcane#ao3#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#caitvi#piltover's finest#type: meme#also i couldve done better editing CJ esp the text but i forgor oops lol
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i’ve decided that annabeth loosing luke through kronos possession and later death is the symbolic personification of loosing an older sibling to drug abuse
where she’s just begging him to come home and to just be family again and he’s willing to do anything to get what he needs even if it means hurting her or their family
watching that sibling turn into something or someone else entirely while all you can do is watch bc they simply won’t listen bc their so far gone
all the way up until it’s too late
#also i was listening to chihiro by billie when i thought of this#so do what u will w that info#annabeth chase#pjo annabeth#luke castellan#annabeth and luke#pjo#hoo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#heros of olympus#hoo fandom#pjo fandom#hoo text post#pjo text post#hoo/pjo#angst oops
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pt.15!!: a saga starring margarita jeremy
<pt.14 pt.16>
tag gang @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @strangeoffputtingrat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 <333
#had to deploy a no questions asked friend for this#because i couldn’t find a bitten hand pic and my own hands are way too scarred to fit as laila’s#so i texted a friend and went can u please bite your hand send me a photo and don’t ever ask me why#that’s a real friend though i will say#thanks naz love u#keys in the pitcher based off something i apparently did to my friend’s boyfriend when i was 17 and he tried to remove us from the bar oops#aftg socmed au#tsc#aftg#jeremy knox#laila dermott#cat alvarez#jean moreau#cody winter#patrick toppings#nabil mahmoud#aftg tsc#aftg social media au#nicky hemmick
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finding out that ppl do not like hinayukki as much as I do is devastating
#/lh#oop text#I see some vocaloid polls here and there and whenever she pops up her songs never win smh#and the one time it did it was against an angl song which I didn't want bc angl is an icon#And equally my beloved skksdkf#speaking of angl hinayukki posted a vy1 song a few weeks ago#Ofc it's a banger and every should listen to it#vocaloid
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Tell me what to do. I will do everything. No. Tell me.
#requested#polinsated#mygifs*#bridgerton spoilers#polin spoilers#bridgerton 3x05#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin x penelope#polin#polin mirror scene#polinedit#bridgertonedit#userjamiec#......#oops i used the wrong text colour for pen 🙄#anyways anon this part is long as hell so if you want the first part.. lmk#hope you love#..#they are too much!!#his smiles in this scene... i swoon
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every day is put-charles-in-pretty-outfits day if you believe hard enough (colour ver)
special thanks to @carebeardean, from whom i stole most of the refs, and @dearheartdont, who suggested charles with LOVE tattooed on both knuckles <3
#dbda#dead boy detectives#tltl art#charles rowland#dead boy detective agency#dbdshow#my art#art#dbda art#dbda fanart#image id in alt text#renew dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#lemme know if you want to see the refs i have them saved#please also imagine charles in bright red lipstick for most of these#also the formal charles in the bottom left is indeed wearing edwin's coat#so i guess#payneland#...........this whole thing is just an excuse to put charles in fishnets i see. oops#i might colour this. one day. when my neck has healed from this torment
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I realized my first upload of this was missing a panel, oops.
#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#wendy corduroy#gravity falls teenagers#gf#myart#gravity falls tambry#gravity falls nate#gravity falls thompson#gravity falls lee#i just realized i forgot to add alt text oops fixed
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#and i oop#black butler#kuroshitsuji#text post meme#a meme a day keeps the pain away#ciel phantomhive#prince soma
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aggie doodling again (based on this song)
#my art#isat#in stars and time#i cant draw on anything but aggie rn oops lol#sry if the japanese text is inaccurate; i wrote it based on the original video but i don’t speak japanese so i might’ve made errors nods
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