#pancake's yap

[pancake-umbreon]

so i’m in the middle of watching transformers prime. i’ve managed to watch over 40 episodes in one week because i am insane but that’s beside the point. naturally, at some point, i’d have a dream about tfp. it happened with zelda, happened with mdzs, and so on.

since i had last watched the episode where arcee was talking about cliff to miko and where shockwave debuted, the whole "distracting the villain to turn off big device" trope was fresh in my mind. i go to sleep. in my dream i'm attempting to mess around with the control panel by the space bridge and also distract starscream at the same time. so it was kind of like i was fulfilling arcee and cliff's roles at the same time because no one else but me and screamer were there.

and THEN. i try to sweet-talk starscream to distract him, and i bring up that people have written stories about him and the decepticons. you gotta know where this is going. I SOMEHOW PULL UP AO3 ON THE CONTROL PANEL AND SHOW STARSCREAM MEGATRON'S CHARACTER TAG.

i was also trying to search up something like a "villains win" tag idk because the dream ended before i could figure out what to search up. but i feel like it would be shockingly in character for screamer to be on ao3 because there are no less than 14,000 fics of him-

[coryneedsanap]

“I miss my dr s/o” “I miss my dr friends” I MISS MY DR DAD BRO

[kokii-omii]

random lore drop but 1st year Pan was depressed as HELLLL

he was the complete opposite of how he is rn, the lad was still mopping about not being accepted to RSA,

he was miserable but its okay because cay-cay decided to bother him one day and they became friends because he was the only ignihyde student that actually kept up the conversation

[scliffe]

Taking the time to fondly caress your (future) breakfast while being attacked by a panzer

[starscelly]

we are such a deeply unserious hockey team dfsjfjsk game 4 tonight we're down 2-1 and what is the first question we ask star winger jrob21? "why do we eat dessert for breakfast... aren't donuts dessert" and he's responding thoughtfully. man . he'd be getting shot dead if this was canada like

[blueberrymoon41]

PANCAKE GERARD!!!!

[meowrimo]

woke up feeling so full of love, my beautiful friendz !! i hope you all have the bestest day and weekend 🤍

[qolazz]

Man why are ppl so interested in my post of when byler stole my pancakes 😭💀

[afuzzykitten]

I FINALLY STARTED PLAYING ROYAL ‼️‼️

"what's the purpose of playing it yourself if you already watched a whole playthrough" i want to have my own experience playing it 🙏🙏

here i come third semester...

[ggutpunch]

Learning how to make chocolate chip pancakes so when I marry Sevika I’ll be able to make her pancakes for a lazy morning or after a rough day :3

Notice how I didn’t mention Ambessa? Yeah, her standards are too high. She’d either be pleased or hit me with a pathetic “I’ve eaten worse on the battlefield” with a shrug and I’d never know if she actually disliked them or if she was messing with me😪

[pancake-umbreon]

[lwj voice] pissing me off is only sexy when wei ying does it

[pancake-furby]

just saw an ebay listing that called a furblet “ai” girl those things have a couple buttons and some recorded sounds/phrases that shit is not ai 😭

[artem1sc0re]

I’ve been reading Stars and Stripes since I got the novel and I’ve done nothing but giggle at the banter that goes down between Aiden and Jordi thank you tumblr for making me aware of this novel’s existence

I also doodled this one scene because I giggled at it and if I giggled at it I feel prompted to show it do you

The ‘scene’ in question:

‘When the waitress came back with fluffy pancakes stacked three deep, each as big as his plate, Aiden’s stomach growled.

Aiden stared at them with abiding love before pouring maple syrup all over until they turned from a light brown to a dark sodden colour.

“You are disgusting,” said Jordi who’d watched him drown in his breakfast with a horrified expression.

[hiraethwrote]

adulthood ain’t that bad when i get to do things i like 🥰

[telugxrl13]

now i can't stop thinking of the dregs as breakfast foods.

[bitch-potatoes]

Lemon and sugar pancake how I love you

Pancake day how I love you