#peachy asks🍑

[trashytracktales]

I need to eat Landos ass, like look at that, he's so shaped

Yeah, I think it is time we discuss this, because every time I see it, I just wanna

Respectfully, I don’t know how the mcl suspension survives that dump truck. Give the engineers a raise immediately 🙏🏻

[softcarebears]

ohhhhhh i see

SO GAY, JORDAN AND GARRETT WERE TRYING TO JUMP...I THINK...? IN ALL SPECULATION...? IN ALLEGATION?...

IN A MATTER OF SPEEDWALKING TO CONCLUSIONS-

JOE JONAS FROM WISH AKA BEE BEE ESS EFF🤯

AT HOMECOMING???? gurl...it ain't called homecoming ain't nobody coming home safe and sound...this foul and shockingly flabbergasting phenomenon should be NAMED "JUMPINCOMING"🔥🧨

DAMN this tea is stirring at a pipingly blazing heat of 180 degrees similar to those mcdonalds coffees in the 90s that can give a very anxiety inducing trauma of a third degree burn to anyone🍵🥵

ok bye...finish yo ask pls pls pls DON'T PROVE I'M RIGHTTTTT🎤

(SABRINA CARPENTER REFERENCE)

i need the rest of the telenovela please...because

A WEEK TO WRITE AN ASK?!?💀

i be acfing like i don me too i mean me too actually lmfao 😭thats why im always tardy with replying asks🎀 i be writing asks like i'm writing essays😓

also my doggysicle do you like my new theme im purple now?? ૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝> . <⸝⸝꒱ྀིა i'm in my shapeshifter era...lol...my exams start next tuesday i am so effing doomed queen... haha 😔

also i made an upload sideblog lol @bloomingheartache but idk when i will start posting on it

softie's little life update :

1.i made an upload sideblog called @bloomingheartache.pls follow me hehe🌸...i haven't posted yet though because exams are near and i need to draft some posts and idk how im supposed to start help

2.i scored 78 on my delf exam...im happy i passed it but i lowkey wish i got in the 80 marks 😔

3.i signed for a school placement programme...basically an internship programme and its supposed to take place mid november...i hope i'm able to get it (but the thing is that the programme is choosing grade 12 students to participate but from all the secondary schools of the country so it might be difficult and i'm sure choices will be hard)and gain work experience plus this will look very sexy on my resumé🎀

but i also hope i get a good place to work at because employment in my country lowkey sucks ass apparently we will work in private firms or commissions idk either we did not get much info about it for now...but they do look at the subjects you take

4.my ex-crush aka wagyu and my bestie are now on good terms and have reconciled after 7 months of not talking

5.also my moot made a community called 'purple perspectives' and i'm the moderator of it so pls come join...(BUT RN ITS EMPTY LMFAO)

pookie it’s been over a month and i’m still not done w/ the ask 😓

the wagyu beef is deeeepppp (that’s not a pun, u just named him wagyu)

i’ll glady join u

and as a treat here’s a little promo for ur next kota life update cuz i live in a tv show apparently </3

u get to guess who it’s to and what it’s abt 🤭

[softcarebears]

here’s bunny’s acc

she deserves it dw

@lilah-maylee

MY POOKIE MY MOULINEX MY KOTAH MY DOGGYSICKLE MY POOKIEMUNCH MY IDK IS BACK HELLLOOOO

First ask of 2025!let's go!

I hope you had a great end of 2024 pooks and that you slay in 2025🥺🩷

SHE ON TUMBLR?????!WHATTTTT💀GIRL AINT SHE GONNA FIND YOUR ACCOUNT 💀HELLO WDYM BY DESERVE HELLO ELABORATE WHAT DOES SHE DESERVE SHE DESERVE NOTHING.

I ain't gonna follow her nuhuh

Update:my dumbass thought she said pinkie

[grazcebalina]

Re blog and Dm if you wanna feel my cage in your hands, and watch me play with my cum🍆🍆

[softcarebears]

HOCO WEEK 9/21-9/28

monday 

41. ga tells me that he has a crush on this girl bow that i used to be bsfs w/ before she moved to the other side of cali

42. me and bbsf become close w/ bow 

43. ga tells ginger and bbsf that he likes bow

tuesday  (nothing happened)

wednesday 

44. me and pinkie go get our tickets for hoco 

45. pinkie gets bullied bc she’s (not to be rude to furries cuz idrc abt that do what u want, the context in which she does it makes it weird) wearing a hot pink hoodie w/ cat paws, giant REAL fox tail hanging from her belt and has a cat headband on and also wants to be called a japaneses name (she’s 100% white)

46. i find out that the only real reason i haven’t been over to pinkie’s house is bc she has a wall of real animal bones that she doesn’t properly clean that have bugs in them 

47. i leave pinkie to go w/ a and turtle bc they’re like my bsfs 

48. pinkie gets pissy and skips fourth block

thursday 

49. tutorial time, me and bbsf share my water, bbsf mentions that i’ve done his makeup before. i wouldn’t normally bring that up cuz it’s very common for us but this leads to turtle further trying to get us together 

friday 

50. hoco rally, i sit w/ cowgirl, pinkie, pinkie’s friend tootsie and my friend from dance and drama, ruby 

51. turtle and a sit behind us and i mainly talk to them and ruby the entire rally, pinkie is oddly nice abt it

52. i walk up to bbsf, bear and bow after 4th block ends and apparently pushed bbsf into to bushes and cut him the fuck up 

53. hoco game, band/colorguard get new uniforms (aka bbsf, five, berry, zim and no name)

54. me, pinkie, cowgirl and tootsie sit by band section to hangout w/ them

55. 8pm i have a breakdown bc that officially marks 2 years of my dad being dead

56. obvi all of my friends try to comfort me 

57. pinkie tries to make it about her for some reason

58. one of my friends wins hoco queen

saturday

59. me and pinkie go to a boba shop to take pics before hoco 

60. we run into bbsf who was across the street

61. we get to the school and i go get my friend diamond 

62. bbsf finally arrives

63. bbsf pulls me into a hug (and rejects pinkie’s hug after) 

64. me, diamond and our other friend fuego (can u tell i’ve run out of names) r all dancing when ga, ginger and a guy who i think i mentioned once like a year ago all come up to me and ask if i’ve seen bbsf 

65. like an hour goes bye and i find out the trio is planning on jumping bbsf

66. i send that voice message to bbsf 

67. i find bbsf and we have, the best way to describe it, a moment…

68. bbsf leaves early

69. bbsf’s older sister finds out abt the almost jumping and chews the trio out

70. a bunch of other shit happened bc i was bouncing around like 4 groups but this is called the bbsf saga so everything else will have to wait until the other sagas

HEY POOKIESTAR! sorry for letting that ask marinate...i was very busy (i was lazy bababooing BUT IM HEREE!!😔)

also miss gworl i'm in the middle of a cyclone class 3 rn hehe..but cyclone is not really cycloning...ITS MORE CYCLOWNING🤡

ohhh so ga basically was threatening to jump BBSF because he bbsf grew close to manic pixie dream bow girl BECAUSE HE GA HAD A CRUSH ON HER OHHH

so bow came back from other side of cali very demure...

PINKIE IS A FURRY WTF...she wears a tail and wants to be called a japanese name ITS GIVING ASIANFISHING

..um..chile anyways...hell naw...does make sense though she acts like a feral child...🥱#imapinkiehater100percent

"me and bbsf share my water"FIRST THE SLUSHIE NOW THIS?? JUST SAY YOU WANNA KISS HIM AND SHARE SALIVA U STOOPID biatch U ARE DOWN BAD IN SUPERLATIVE FORM SO THAT MEANS YOU ARE "DOWN WORST"

"bbsf mentions that i’ve done his makeup before." i have a theory about this particular part...ill say in the end but im hella delulu yknow so don't listen to my words 100 percent lmfao (you should actually listen to me)

everyone else's names:🎀🌈✨💎🌺🦌🧸

the others:

for number 55 oh noo pookie im sorry to hear that...fawk pinkie...CAN'T SHE JUST SHUT HER GOOFY FURRY ASS UP

HE REJECTED PINKIE'S HUG AND PULLED U IN A HUGGGGG BOMBOCLATTTTT HE A MAN OF CULTURE HE LIKES YOU GIRL JUST FUCKING DATE ALREADYYYYY HOW MANY SIGNS ARE U TRYNA LOOK FOR U BLIND ASS

Y'ALL HAD A MOMENT OH MAHHHH GAWDDDDDD and not u saving him...stawp!! its giving hero x damsel in distress trope; bbsf is the damsel in distress ofc🎀

haiya but why did he try to frolick in the meadow with bow though...tskk i feel like he is kinda a player my dakoko 🥥

anyways my theory about the makeup thing...because i am a whore in THEORY and not in practice (i am but secretly hehe at times dw...3-5 business days)

ok so when u do someone's makeup...YOUR FACE IS CLOSE TO THEIRS RIGHTTTTT....you get what i mean...there is so much proximity there is no distance at all...BABABOOI

similar to when you are about to kiss someone [coughs coughs]...so the fact that he "randomly" remembered AND SEEMINGLY POINTS THAT OUT OF THE BLUE shows that this particular and notably phenomenal romantic and very intimate moment that emerged from the planets and stars from the milky way galaxy aligning [pro poetic yapper] has marked him or left an impact on him yknow what i mean...LIKE HE MIGHT THINK OF THIS MOMENT EVERY NIGHT OR SO OFTEN THAT HIS TOES ARE TINGLING OR HE IS GIGGLING AND BLUSHING LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRL IN HIS ROOM...like y'all were close to kissing...he definitely was examining your face perhaps HIGH CHANCE of him staring at your lips [cutely sips her pomegranate tea under the covers with plenty of passion🍵🔥that shit bussing btw]

also him mentioning that shows his interest in you also in all delulu interpretation that this particular mention to you evokes a sense that he may have been secretly inquiring about whether you remember that very intimate moment of high chance of smoochy smooch camouflaged by you doing his makeup...to see if you have feelings for him or have a romantic interest in him...VOILA!!🎀

bai bai

[amberxaidenryder]

Hiii everyone, its Amber & Aiden, we’ll be back soon 😻☺️ we had a rough time in the last few months, but we miss so much creating content here, and talking with ya’ll, and cant wait to make new posts again.💋

See you soon 🍒

[softcarebears]

UPDATE TIME POOK

27. bbsf didn’t go w/ deja either. idk why he lied tho

28. i finally meet deja, she like instantly complements me

29. couple hours later bbsf ends up coming up to me and my friends and uh oh deja, despite having liked him for the past 2 weeks, no longer likes him

30. now me and bbsf r constantly hanging out w/ our other friends, zim, berry and five (who i probably should’ve mentioned earlier hated me bc she liked bbsf but she got over it pretty soon after realizing she was a lesbian)

31. seats r finally changed in avid, i sit in front of flor’s twin sister fawn, w/ flor sitting right be side her

32. i end up becoming friends w/ the twins and me, flor and bbsf all work together in a group project

33. we’re spilt into groups for smth called tutorial in avid, i’m w/ bbsf, fawn, turtle (aka a’s bf and the dude who’s been trying to get me and bbsf together for 2 years), drop and tee

34. turtle further tries to get us together 

35. bbsf gets strep and i end up giving him advice in the gc, cuz u know, little sis of a nurse

36. pinkie leaves the gc

37. smiley has a party at her house, inviting me, violet, june and new comers rose and star

38. violet and june tell me that pinkie hasn’t shut up abt me in months 

39. rose tells me that only the under class men who knew us were the only ones who didn’t think that me and bbsf were dating

40. start of hoco week

SHE'S BACK OMGGGG WE CHEEREDDD!!!!WOOHOOO👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

hmm...deja "compliments you when you meet her" for the first time plus THEN STOPS LIKING BBSF HMM...why can i sense a crush development....I CAN SMELL SOME HOT PIPING SAPPHIC TEA STIRRINGGG and im here for it!!

or maybe i just read too many books and fanfics i'm hella delulu chile lol

or maybe she realised you were the perfect match for bbsf or smth and that she does not stand a chance...or she got a crush on you...barbie said everything was possible so i don't know either fam

why everyone in this story either is in love with bbsf or you or is gay or turns out gay...???

TURTLE IS A MAN OF CULTURE🔥AND HE DESERVES THE BIGGEST SMOOCH OH THE LIPS !!😘

pinkie OUTTTTT!!! she does not deserve to debut with that fugly attitude of hers (lmfao kpop stan core🤗) + her talking about you for months its giving...envious....its giving..."wish i were heather" by conan gray...its giving she hates you but her pinterest board is filled with pics of you lol

what are you wearing for hoco queeen??! ALSO U NEVER SENT ME A PIC OF YOUR DAPHNE COSTUME💔

i'm writing this ask while im supposed to be revising lol i have my english lit paper two tomorrow wish me luck my queenussy...i finish exams next monday hoof i just want this shit to be OVER WITH OMG!...i miss the blue skies,the sounds of birds chirping and the grass😔

also i'm currently in an online SITUATIONSHIP WITH A MOOT i did here on tumblr 3 yrs ago okay BYEEE HAHA HAHA LMFAO😭

me core...

he did not text me at all today...🙁

do i give af?

no

(i absolutely do....)

[littlepeachypup]

Hypnosis UwU

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Usually not my thing but my dearest Rose has got me hooked on hypnotizing her 🥰🤭

[softcarebears]

here’s some hoco pictures ft my nephew and pinkie

i see no nephew but

LOOK AT THIS SEXY MAMAAAA ARF ARF GABBA GABBA WOOFLE WOOF WOOF MIAO MIAO don't ask me the colour of anything😏🐶📣

YOU LOOK SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUSLY GORGEOUS WAHH OUTFIT ATE AND DEVOURED😋...waist is snatched hololo i love the rose background🌹

was the theme blue why u and pinkie both wearing blue lol?

[sunniewr]

Susu, você poderia fazer um mood do jungkook?

Susu, você poderia fazer um mood do jungkook?

oi anon ! eu fiz e espero que goste. 💞