#peak gremlin...

[timey-fandom-stuff]

It's Siffrin time!

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[justwantswafflefries]

THE O B E L I S K

Pomni: "Ragatha, What did you do???" Ragatha: "Don't worry about it" 😏

from the tadc fundraising stream @justtheclippy @vixenvtuber

[blueboybot]

Look At This Cute Cat- SIKE BITCH, IT'S A RACCOON!

Cat Danny this, fish Danny that. Give me my fucked up little trash panda thank you very much.

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It was just there, lying on the floor, staring at him.

Damian's newest pet installment came in the form of a raccoon, except the damn thing was unlike any raccoon Jason has ever seen. It was mostly white with the most expressive eyes no raccoon should have.

Jason didn't like it. The little fuck always looked like it was judging him whenever he came by the manor and he could've swore that it gave him the middle finger at one point. If it didn't count as animal cruelty he would've chucked the thing out the nearest window right now and relish in its surprised scream. He wouldn't really do that of course but the thought was tempting.

"Todd stop pestering him," Damian walked in, picking up the lazy ringed bastard from off the floor as if that thing wasn't heavy from all the food it was eating.

"I didn't even do nothing."

As Damian turned his back and began walking away with the raccoon it looked him straight in the eyes and gave him two of its best middle fingers.

Yup! Jason hated that thing.

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Shang Qinghua is kidnapped and Mobei-Jun must rescue him. But first, he must survive the gaggle of An Ding peak disciples that insist on coming with him.

[gothamite-rambler]

The Titans remained hidden from a distance, watching the Justice League engage in a fierce battle. But as the fight raged on, it became clear that some of them were struggling. Dick Grayson, only 16 years old, felt the mental restraints he'd placed on himself weakening under the pressure of his anger.

Beast Boy: Remember what I told you dude, be a rock. Be a rock, we don't go out there yet. Breathe-

In that moment, they all witnessed Batman get electroshocked, collapsing to the ground. Robin's eyes widened, his breathing quickened, and his fists tightened in response. Raven, sensing the surge of emotion radiating from him, slid away, not having the energy to restrain her friend.

Beast Boy (gripping his friends arm): Be a rock—

Robin!Dick: FUCK THE ROCK!

Without a second thought, Robin charged from their hiding spot, tackling one of the monstrous foes. He unleashed a flurry of punches, shouting and cursing furiously.

Robin!Dick: You motherfucking asshole! You do not hit him! You do not electroshock him! I’ll fuck you up! I will skin you alive and wear you like a pelt!

Wonder Woman: Wow... I called him a little warrior, but was unaware of the rage he buried.

Hawkgirl: He's raised by Batman.

Wonder Woman (shrugging): Oh yeah, forgot about that for a second.

The creature went from snarling to whimpering with each fist and scratch he received. Most of the heroes exchanged concerned glances, contemplating whether to pull Robin back for the monster's sake. However, they held off, waiting to see how Batman would handle the situation.

Batman, groggy but regaining his senses, managed to stand. His eyes widened when he saw his son wailing on the monster. The villain, sensing the shift in momentum, tried to sneak away, but Superman and Martian Manhunter went after him. Batman quickly moved toward Robin.

Batman (pulling his son away): Let's just—

Robin!Dick (twisting to break free): Let me at him!

Batman (carrying his son away, stoic): I’m just going to take you back to the hiding spot you were supposed to be at.

Meanwhile, Superman was already subduing the main villain with ease.

Superman: I got this guy! I've never heard someone use the f-word that many times. He definitely needs a hug.

As Superman delivered another punch, sending the villain moaning in pain, Batman placed a steaming, furious Robin back into their designated hiding spot.

[goryhorroor]

favorite horror movies (31-60)

[sunderwight]

Thinking about this post about "preschool mode" and just imagining a version of a Shen Yuan who had been a preschool teacher before he transmigrated, and keeps habitually approaching all of his disciples and some of his fellow peak lords like that.

[maximura]

[artist-issues]

It sounds like Stitch but it just doesn’t have the Stitchiness of Stitch. His mouth is too small. His nose is too small and too low down.

His ears are too furry. There’s too much teddy-bear-bunny, not enough insect-shark.

His ears should look almost-translucent, with fine fuzz, like bat ears! His nose should look stamped onto his face with gigantic nostrils, like a bulldog’s. His eyes should look bigger and blanker.

His mouth should make you think shark, like his whole head is resting on the hinge of his jaw. And the fur around his eyes should be much thinner and more peach fuzz like so that you can see the wrinkles in his flesh when he squints or makes snarly faces.

Why

Why is that so hard

he’s not cutesy and only-pretending-to-be-fierce. he’s not a kitten. He’s not made to appeal to the Minions and Toothless-but-only-Toothless-in-HTTYD-3 crowd.

There are NO BLACK LIPS. He’s not a dog. There are NO CAT-MUZZLE-UPPER-LIP-MUSCLES. He’s not a kitty. OR a bunny. Why are those two-front-teeth so so much smaller than the rest of his teeth? Why are all of the teeth so small??

Don’t you guys understand why he’s supposed to look more than just cute-but-acting-naughty?

He has to be able to look convincingly disgusting, and genuinely fearsome.

Look how whip-thin his eyes and eyebrows are. Look at how, like a snake mid-eat, you can see some of Pleakley’s head swelling Stitch’s throat. It is important that he look like a monster when he needs to because he is a monster.

If Stitch doesn’t look like the kind of small monster that can take big disgusting bites out of you, with jerky, spider-like movements and tiger-scrunched eyes then the whole emotional weight of the movie looks flimsy. We’ll forgive a cat for scratching us and giving us cat-scratch fever because it’s cute. If Stitch looks too cute, then the human brain goes, yeah, he pushed that little girl down and laughed at her pain, but look at his wittle face, he’s a babydoll, who could stay mad at him

We can easily see why Lilo puts up with him.

When the point is, we shouldn’t be able to see why Lilo puts up with him—not in and of himself. Stitch does nothing to deserve Lilo’s love, including being cute— actually, he’s gross and unsettling. He’s not even cute enough to want around as a snuggle-buddy. He’s certainly not cute enough to look unthreatening. Nobody in the movie runs up and asks to pet him. Nobody even looks like they want to. He’s not appealing in that way. The dogcatcher screams at him on sight. The tourists just stare when he walks up dressed as Elvis. Her friends immediately think he’s the ugliest thing in the world and don’t want him anywhere near them. David is sure it’s not a dog. Even the aliens in an intergalactic council find him not-appealing, on sight. They take him, as a threat, seriously, even before Jumba lists his powers.

All of that is not because Stitch really looks outrageously ugly.

⬆️ THAT is ugly. Can we all agree? That’s ugly. Whereas this:

Less ugly. Obviously I know that. But there are a couple things about Stitch that are not traditionally appealing, when the filmmakers could have made him traditionally appealing. If they wanted his nose to look muzzle-y, they could’ve. If they wanted his spine to bend at the hips like a human toddler’s they could’ve. If they wanted his mouth smaller and more cartoon-y, with kitty-cat lips, they could have done that. They chose to do the slightly more ugly thing instead. He’s still appealing. But he can look and be convincingly threatening, unattractive, and disgusting when he needs to be for the story.

The cuteness was a by-product. It was an artfully-done side. It was not the main course of what he’s supposed to look like. Again I say to you—he is not your Minions-loving Facebook Mom’s bumper sticker. He is supposed to walk the line between most-disgusting-pet-you-could-have and Gremlin-meets-E.T.

These teasers are totally catering to the people who like Stitch T-Shirts from WalMart but probably couldn’t explain the first thing about him as a character. And whatever, that’s fine. But the design affects the story, and the original story was so good.

This does not bode well.

[fceriegifs]

Diego Luna & Muhannad Bhaier as Cassian Andor & Wilmon Paak

Andor (2022-2025)

[tiredgremlintime]

WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK YOU GUYS

[beigetiger]

Hiiiii! I was wondering, what’s your Take on Mud reacting to Ken even having Mel in the first place? I mean, there’s no way he didn’t question that he just HAD a kid, and not like Breadhead, who’s a golem(?)

OH, I HAVE THOUGHTS ON THIS

I imagine that adoption is pretty common in the gaslight district, since people can't have bio kids anymore and sometimes you just really want someone to be your family member and/or need a next of kin in case something happens to you. So Ken coming home one day with a daughter? Probably not too weird to Mud. His reaction was probably more on par to "another one? Really?".

Genuinely no idea how Ken would have gotten around Mel growing older though, maybe he literally kept her in a closet or something for a while until she was physically mature enough to get to interact with her brother and uncle. In that case, Mud probably would have taken a liking to her for her personality pretty quickly. She's exactly the kind of kid he'd find fun to interact with, even if he doesn't like kids.

And side headcanon: I really don't think Mud wanted to be an uncle in the first place. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would want children anywhere in his vicinity. But then Ken ended up with two kids and he kinda went fuck it and helped co-raise the kids anyway. Mel's his favourite because she's reckless and consistently breaks her dad's rules, and he finds that fun.

[pastelshroomsbasement]

more doodles in coming 🫣🫣🫣🤩🤩🤩

[gothamite-rambler]

Talia: Bruce, give up your code—

Robin!Dick (9 at the time): No!

Talia: Bruce, it is in your best interest to ki—

Robin!Dick (answering again for Batman): No!

Talia (annoyed): I simply think you could benefit from using more lethal—

Robin!Dick (jumping in front of Bruce): Nooooo!

Talia (glaring at the child): Do you mind?!

Batman: He's giving you my usual answer. Thank you, Robin.

Robin smiled with a nod.

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Talia: My father is the greatest, bravest, and most intelligent man, and you will not insult him!

Robin!Dick (13 at the time): The man has the unbridled charisma of a Taco Bell buffet!

Talia: You wanna go, kid? I will hit a teenager; I don't give a fuck!

Batman: Touch him, and I'll beat the shit out of your father.

Talia (pointing at the teenager): He started it!

Robin!Dick: I'm just an innocent kid speaking my truth.

Batman: He hasn't said anything wrong. Leave now.

Talia growled and stormed off.

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Before Bruce discovered he had a son.

Dick (looking at Damian): What a cute kid. Where’s his mom?

Jason chuckled, pointing at Talia.

Dick: She’s his… adopted mother?

Damian: Am I?

Talia: He’s mine! I pushed him out of my vagina! So there! And guess who is the father!

Dick looked closely at Damian, and it clicked instantly.

Dick: No.

Talia: He is!

Dick: He can’t be!

Talia: But he is! How does it feel? You were wrong! I told you I’d bear him a child, and there he is! I win, you lose!

Ra’s: You having his seed doesn’t mean you won against this strange rivalry with his eldest Robin!

Ra’s sighed, shaking his head while Dick blinked for a few seconds before walking off.

Dick: Oh God! Why did an innocent child have to be born from a crazy woman?!

Jason (who knew about Damian's existence): If it helps, I’m guessing it was a booty call!

Jason laughed as Talia glared at him, then her father when he started laughing too.

[pininiu]

I’m back to procreate

here’s one of my children in arknights

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Rangi just doesn't....have any rights in this house. u_u