#poseidon hcs

[married-to-google-translater]

HIHI!!!! Your writing is so goated🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Teehee can I request Poseidon with a reader who's more "divine" than him (like they're a primordial god/concept) but still worships him🌹

Tysmmm have a nice day

Poseidon

Well, there had to be something special about you to get Poseidon's attention.

He was surprised that you were just a human.

At first, Poseidon thought you were at least a demigod.

You carried yourself with great confidence and your smile was like the sun.

However, this hadn't gone to your head and you seemed kind and respectful.

In other words, perfect partner material.

This man's list of demands would be really high.

You can feel lucky that Poseidon likes you.

He never actually says it to you, but he makes it clear in other ways.

You also never officially start a relationship.

One day you're not dating and the next day you are.

Poseidon wouldn't ask you and you're not stupid enough to object.

There would be little competition.

Even if you were impressive, no one would dare approach you anymore.

Those who tried ran away when they saw Poseidon.

They really should avoid the water after this.

This man gives the best no-stare death stares

[messymoonmad]

Big three and their wives horny levels

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Today is ma birthday! I requested this before but can you Poseidon girldad headcanons? Just love characters like him being soft and loving to their daughters, Actually love to see him with twin girls if that’s cool too, thank u!

A/n: Happy Birthday.

Immediately Wrapped Around Their Fingers

The moment he holds them for the first time—two squirmy, crying little mortals wrapped in seafoam-colored blankets—he melts. God of storms? No. God of soft coos and holding both girls against his chest while whispering how perfect they are.

No One Touches His Daughters

If any creature—mortal, monster, or god—so much as breathes wrong near his girls? The ocean churns. Earthquakes rumble. One time a dolphin accidentally bumped into one of them while swimming and Poseidon banished it from the reef.

Hair Time = Chaos

He tries to help braid their hair like he’s seen you do, but it always ends in seaweed somehow being involved (“It’s natural conditioner!”). The girls giggle like sea nymphs and let him keep trying because he gets so proud of his crooked little braids.

“Daddy’s Girls” Through and Through

They ride on his shoulders across beaches, wave-travel on his magic, and refer to him as “King Dada of the Ocean.” He pretends to protest when they decorate his trident with flower crowns and pearls, but he keeps it like that for days.

Lessons with Love

He teaches them how to command the sea—but only after they promise never to use it for revenge unless someone really deserves it (like a sea monster who doesn’t say “please”).

Fierce Protector, Gentle Heart

He can cause hurricanes, but his voice softens to a tidepool lullaby when he sings them to sleep. They fall asleep curled on his chest, his voice rumbling like distant thunder, singing ancient sea shanties in languages only the ocean remembers.

Bows to No One (Except You and the Twins)

He could be arguing with Zeus or reprimanding Triton, but the moment his daughters tug on his hand and whisper “come play,” he drops everything. Once canceled a godly meeting to attend a seashell tea party hosted in their mermaid fort.

The Family Beach

He creates a private island just for the four of you. It has glowing tide pools, warm sun, and a sky that always listens. It’s a place no one else can find unless invited. It’s where he teaches them how to shape waves into dolphins.

Twin Personalities, Same Love

One daughter is bold and adventurous, the other shy and sweet—he treasures them equally. He calls them his “tempest” and his “moon tide.” You’re the only one who could calm both when their powers begin to show.

Overprotective Dad Mode = Activated

The first time a boy tries to impress them (even if they’re like, six), Poseidon stares the child down until they start crying and swim away. You gently remind him to be “less intimidating.” He only slightly listens.

Worships You Even More

Watching you with the girls—calming them, guiding them—makes him fall in love with you all over again. He sometimes just stares in awe, calling you his queen, his calm in the storm. He tells the twins, “Your mother is the strongest force in this world.”

The Daughters’ Favorite Phrase?

“Daddy can do anything.”

And truth be told?

He’d shatter mountains to make that true.

“A god, a queen, and two tiny hurricanes.”

Teamwork Parenting (with Divine Flair)

You and Poseidon are the ultimate power couple when it comes to parenting. You’re the calm to his tempest, the one who gives the look when he’s about to overreact about a stubbed toe like it’s a war wound.

“She’s fine, sea king. Let me handle it.”

“She bled.”

“It was a papercut.”

“A sacred injury.”

Twin Birth = Poseidon Losing His Mind

He was absolutely feral during labor. The waves crashed for hours. At one point, he threatened to flood Mount Olympus because the healer made you wince. But when he held both girls and saw you cradling them, hair messy, skin glowing with sweat and divine power—he swore he’d never loved anything more.

“I may command the oceans, but you—you command me.”

When the Girls Cry = Two Reactions

You: “Okay, sweethearts, let’s breathe through it.”

Poseidon: Already has three plush sea creatures, a golden harp playing lullabies, and a mini tidal pool with fishies dancing.

“They’re children, not royalty.”

“They’re my children. Same thing.”

When You’re Alone

The twins asleep in their coral-shell cribs, and Poseidon wraps himself around you in bed, voice husky and reverent:

“I see the sea differently now. It’s not power. It’s not wrath. It’s you. It’s them. It’s all the things I never knew I wanted.”

Your Girls Are Just Like You

One of the twins has your eyes, and Poseidon stares into them like he’s seeing you again for the first time. The other has your wit, and he cannot win an argument with her. You’re smug about it. He secretly loves it.

“She’s so you.”

“I know. You’re doomed.”

Pet Names for the Four of You

You: “My heart.” “Stormbringer.”

The girls: “My stars.” “My coral crowns.”

Himself? “Your sea idiot,” he says fondly when you scold him for teaching the twins how to summon dolphins in the bathtub.

Family Outings = A Whole Production

He clears the seas so the weather’s perfect. You pack snacks, sunblock, and divine diapers. The twins ride seahorses and throw seashells at Hermes when he dares interrupt your beach day with “Olympus business.”

When You’re Tired

He scoops you up—no arguments—and lets the sea rock you while he handles bedtime. You fall asleep to his deep lullaby echoing through the waves as he holds the twins against his bare chest.

“She gave me everything. I can handle this.”

When the Girls Have Nightmares

You’re up in seconds. But Poseidon’s already there, summoning a starlit sea inside the nursery, letting them float gently above the waves.

He doesn’t tell you, but he checks on you both too, brushing your hair back, whispering thanks to the tide that brought you into his life.

You Make the Rules

He may be a god, but when you raise a brow—he listens.

“No sugar before bed, no summoning krakens in the tub, and no calling Athena ‘Aunt Chicken.’”

Poseidon, grinning with his trident behind his back: “Yes, my queen.”

Family Sleep Pile

After long days, it always ends the same: you, Poseidon, and the twins curled up on a tide-hewn bed beneath swaying seaweed lights. His arms around all three of you, whispering stories from before time began, softened by your laughter.

What the World Sees vs. What You See

The world sees Poseidon as the god of storms and seaquakes.

You see the man who holds your daughters like they’re made of foam and light.

Who kisses your stretch marks and says, “This is where the sea carved its treasure.”

Who cries when your girls call him “Dada” for the first time.

Who would drown Olympus itself to keep your family safe

[faytears]

no one asked but I recently saw a headcanon that percy's hair is so black that it sometimes looks blue in certain lighting and I can't stop thinking about it because that exact trait has basis in myth, it's attributed to poseidon himself via the epithet Kyanochaites, which references his hair being so dark that it looks to be blue, like the sea

[likethexan]

Utterly devastated nobody told me there was a vase painting of Poseidon rushing toward Medusa's decapitated body while one of her sisters looks like she's trying to stop him from seeing the bloody scene... implying he either visits her regularly or she called for him before she died :(

[piedpercy]

I need more fics with Percy using his powers to play with young campers Jack Frost style guys come on lock in

[justaz]

My personal hc? Zeus has demigods frequently and Hera is enraged (rightfully so as goddess of marriage), Hades has demigods on occasion and Persephone is understanding since Hades only takes lovers during spring/summer when she’s away so she forgives him, and Poseidon (canonical whore of the three brothers - worse than Zeus) has demigods on the regular but the agreement between him and Amphitrite is that she is made aware as soon as the baby is born and she has all rights to go out and have a demigod of her own to even the playing field.

[bugwolfsstuff]

The line

'the hands that cradled your face and tilted it upwards to kiss your forehead are soaked in unfathomable quantities of blood'

'but they still cradled me yes?'

Could work for any demigod that has a good relationship with their godly parent or Luke and Annabeth but nah we aint gonna talk about that

[thewritetofreespeech]

Hey! Happy to see requests again!

Could I request headcanons of Thor, Poseidon, and Hades getting a lap pillow from their beloved wife?

RoR men + using their wife's lap as a pillow

Says he doesn’t like it, but actually he does

Being able to set the hammer down, and lay in his wife’s lap, looking up at the endless sky of Asgard is comforting.

It’s the only way he can truly relax anymore.

Able to fall asleep as his wife combs her fingers through his hair.

He hates it.

It’s undignified, childish, and a waste of time. But, his wife likes it when he does it so he plays along.

Humoring her only on occasion, it is one of the few times he openly talkative as Poseidon would rather fill the space with something that just lay there.

He suspects that’s why she asks to do it.

Initiator for this event, to the point that he’ll even go find his wife and make her sit down to do it.

Hades’s loves it.

Being pampered and caressed by his wife. Looking up at her (and her bosom) while they ‘sit’ together is a wonderful thing.

Preferred spot to do it is the gardens, although he will settle for really any flat surface area.

[splosh-crime]

Demigod Kids Always Win

Some demigods have godlike power or mastery over the mind, but others have more subtle abilities. These understated skills are among the first to present among demigod children.

And what do these divine young ones do with these blessings?

Win.

Whether it’s competitions, bets, or just a game, very few demigods lack a competitive spirit.

⚡️Zeus: best jump-roper, longest breath-holder, highest jumper

🌊Poseidon: best sandcastle builder, best paper boat-maker, fastest swimmer, deepest diver, best fisherman

🌾Demeter: most berries picked, prettiest flower crown-maker, coolest stick-finder

💀Hades: coolest rock-finder, deepest digger, scariest storyteller, hide n seek champion, mafia winner

☀️Apollo: Angry Birds winner, Quack/Clap Dilly Oso champion, loudest voice, longest sun-stare, best singer

🍇Dionysus: funniest Mad Lib, staring contest champion (credit: @king-zacharyy ), fastest tree-climber, best storyteller, best party-thrower, star actor

🕊️Aphrodite: best braid/hairstyle, prettiest nail polish, best makeup

📦Hermes: Mario Kart winner, Duck Duck Goose champion (credit: @king-zacharyy ), fastest runner, best pickpocket, best prankster

🧠Athena: prettiest friendship bracelet, rock paper scissors & Evolution game champion, chess champion, ninja game champion

🧨Ares: thumb war champion, arm-wrestling champion

🔥Hephaestus: best Minecraft builder, best Lego builder, Jenga champion, most jalapeños eaten

[helicopter-stan]

favorite child syndrome

close ups!

[messymoonmad]

Do you think Poseidon knows how to surf? Or do you think he would be secretly bad at it and just lie to everyone?

He is an excellent surfer and he would challenge anyone to beat him

it's his favorite sport after horse riding

[beans-core]

Random thought:

I think Tyson would make gifts for Percy that are usually armor and weapons or other life-saving things because he knows that Percy lives a dangerous life, more than most demigods. Tyson wants to make something that helps Percy stay safe and alive, and Tyson knows that Percy wants to survive— not just to keep living, but also to keep loving and protecting his loved ones. So it’s swords and shields and daggers. They’re good gifts for a demigod anyway— they always end up being useful— but Tyson makes sure to add just that extra bit more intricacy and passion in Percy’s compared to the basic weapon templates he makes in the forges, added designs, symbols of protection, personalized momentos. One day, Percy explains the notion of a gag gift, and Tyson loves it. From that day forward, his gifts from Tyson now have a 50% chance of being gag gifts. And of course, since all of Tyson’s gifts are breathtaking, the joke is never about shoddy handiwork.

Percy’s personal favorite is a small handheld water gun that’s a perfect rendition of poseidons trident but itty bitty, and it shoots water out of all three prongs. Percy treasures it, and nicknames it Fork. When Estelle is old enough to appreciate it rather than just chew on it, he passes Fork down to her with Tyson’s blessing.

Tyson doesn’t make gifts for people outside his family as often, but it definitely happens. It’s always based on something he knows they like, and it needs to be useful above all else. Gifts are harder to be upset about when they are tailored specifically to your interests and needs. Even if there’s something you don’t like about the design, but you needed it anyway and it was given to you for free as a gift, there’s a very small chance you’ll turn it down. It’s the best path to gift-giving success, and Tyson wants nothing but to make them happy.

When Tyson is hired to work as one of Poseidon's blacksmiths, he grows closer to his dad and makes gifts for him too. Statues and crowns and the like, because Poseidon doesn’t really need help to be stronger or more effective in battle, not that Tyson’s current skill level would be able to make a functional weapon for a god anyway (one day, maybe). Not only that, but because Poseidon is a deity, gifts don’t have to necessarily be useful. There’s more freedom to play around with the art of it considering it’s basically an offering. Even with his loved ones, he still gets that niggling voice that tells him it needs to be better, more useful. Offerings to gods are expected to be perfected and glorious, but in actuality, most gods accept offerings either way as long as it’s made with genuine effort and care, and his works are never lacking in that.

Gifts for Sally Jackson are things like art and jewelry, because she’s a mixture of both. he knows that she’s divine too in her own unique mortal way, but sometimes she doubts that she deserves to be decorated. Which is something he just can’t imagine, Sally Jackson being anything less than amazing? Not possible. Though he doesn’t completely understand her Desiree to not flaunt her beauty and importance, that’s where the art comes in. If she feels like she doesn’t want to decorate herself, then she can always decorate her living space. He also knows that she doesn’t need to fight to be safe, because Percy would never leaver her to fight on her own, but defensive items aren’t a bad idea at all. (Her favorite gift from Tyson is a beautiful locket that she has her family’s pictures in.)

When Percy goes missing soon after the war with Kronos is over, he realizes that even though Percy wouldn’t willingly abandon his family, sometimes it’s not his choice. It’s the first time he gifts Sally something for offense rather than defense. It’s also when he decides that he needs to do some protecting of everyone else too, especially if Percy isn’t around to do it: he makes Estelle an armored crib when she’s born (which is promptly baby-proofed by her parents but still effectively protects her). He makes Paul a pocketknife that works in both humans and monsters, so if he’s being attacked he can fight back first and wonder if the assailant was a monster or human later. Sally’s protective item is an improved version of Percy’s watch-to-shield thing but with an added detachable dagger that is, once again, effective for both humans and monsters. He equips the Jackson-Blofis household with a few small boxes: these open up with a code word and contain an automatic water mister, a handful of drachma, a few extra travel-ready weapons, and a collapsible shield. The box can also only be picked up/moved if code is given.

For his lovely harpy girlfriend, he’ll make her anything and everything he can. She likes to hoard more than just words in her head once she has a permanent, structured living place. Not to mention tyson would build her the world if she wanted, so trinkets are fun and no trouble at all. Ella also likes to give him little gifts in the form of scavenged findings— pretty flowers, quirky metal parts, shiny rocks— so he’ll find a way to incorporate them into his crafts. A nice shell might become a pendant for necklace, a scrap of wood with a nice design might be shaped into a small sculpture, a uniquely shaped peice of metal could be put in the hilt of a sword. Ella doesn’t mind if these little bits she collected become gifts for her, but being a part of the process of someone else’s gift and knowing a part of her plus a part of Tyson made something special for their friends makes her want to burst with joy. (Ella will sometimes recites love poems/stories/etc as gift for him. Rarely, she will go out of her comfort zone and purposefully mix up the words of stuff she remembers to make personalized romantic writings for him. It’s a high honor and Tyson absolutely melts every time she does it.)

[sarnai4]

At the Amusement Park

This is actually the headcanon topic I wanted to make a while ago and just never did. So, here goes nothing.

Athena: She's torn. On one hand, it's completely illogical to spend a day on machinery which might break or cause someone to barf on you AFTER standing in line for an unreasonable amount of time. On the other hand...that one coaster looks cool and she's confident that she can compete with Ares on who gets to the best rides the fastest. (You don't want to see them on any rollercoaster that races the other. Can they control who wins? No. Will the loser make everyone suffer? Yes.)

Ares: He's excited about this. He already scoped out the biggest ones, homing in on the sounds of screams like it was a battlefield. His focus right now is unmatched. As soon as the timer starts, he's darting for the biggest ride he sees. He wants it all, the height, the loops, the sharp turns. Forget avoiding messes. If no one almost dies on this thing, he's going to be disappointed. (And yes, he was the one who kept jabbing Athena in the side until she gave in. He's going to probably break the rules of seating arrangements and see if Dite can sit on his lap too.)

Demeter: She's enjoying the rides with her war niece and nephew. Admittedly, she's doing it with less zeal, but it's still fun. She'll probably get on the Ferris wheel and take a bunch of pictures for Persephone from up there. She's also enjoying the snacks in between rides. This is good because when the war sibling competition inevitably gets out of hand, she'll break it up by bopping them with some cotton candy. That'll teach them.

Aphrodite: She's hoping there's a kissing booth. If there isn't because this is an amusement park and not a carnival or fair, she's going to make one. You can either find her there, upon Ares's lap on a ride, or fussing at a poor employee who told her that it's not safe to sit like that. She is immortal after all. What's she going to do? Die???

Hades: He's going to check out the little horror rides where they try to freak you out. He's remarkably unfazed. In fact, his suggestions about improvements are enough to give the people working in this part nightmares. Mostly, he's just trying to avoid the crowds, though.

Artemis: Forget the rides. She's focused on the games. She's trying all the shooting games, hogging them from anyone else (besides Apollo) who might want to play. If she does get on a ride, she screams from genuine fear but will never admit it.

Apollo: He's trying to start one of those guessing games. Since he's got foresight, instead of guessing weights, he can guess what people are going to do. (He's not allowed to start his own stands and after this gets shut down, he returns to shooting targets with Artemis. She gets him a stuffed animal prize as a consolation.)

Zeus: He is trying to make his way to the kissing booth in various disguises. It doesn't work. He gets on one coaster and causes the whole thing to have an electrical malfunction. It was toootally an accident. He didn't freak out at all when he got to the top. He's a lightning god! The sky is his element! Albeit a lightning god who's not used to being trapped inside a little box as it prepares to launch him to the ground.

Hera: She's standing guard by the kissing booth. If anyone Zeusy appears, she yanks him away by the ear. She ends up getting on two rides. One with the war siblings, which is fun, and the other with Zeus, which ends abruptly as you saw. She will not ride with him again.

Hermes: He wants to live dangerously. He's gorging himself on park fries and nachos, then getting on the biggest rides he can find. He's just daring his stomach to not do flips like a gymnast...it doesn't appreciate being dared. He gets sick as Cerberus and Zeus "stays behind to help" after the whole coaster fiasco.

Poseidon: He wanted to go to a water park. He's not even sure if he can get on these rides without there being some issue with water getting everywhere and causing him to get electrocuted. When he's finally convinced that he'll probably be fine, Zeus secretly zaps him. He spends the rest of the day, pouting and flirting with people.

Hephaestus: He wonders why his family even wanted to go to this place. If they wanted rides, he could build them. He's already planning out new designs. He just needs someone to test them out on...hopefully, there'll be a volunteer.

Hestia: She's been on snack duty the whole time. She doesn't really want to get on the big rides. She likes the smaller ones that kids could also go on. Those are pretty fun and whenever someone needs a lemonade to cool down, she has it covered. She also inexplicably has fresh fries at the ready at all times. It's a little scary.

Dionysus: He found where the REAL drinks were. Unlike Hermes, he doesn't feel like throwing up all over the place, so he gets on one impressive coaster, then does the smaller ones with Hestia. Being drunk makes the little turns and bumps seem much more exciting. The people don't know if he's okay and he might not be.

[aristia-pjoheadcanons]

Percy has different types of angry faces.

->more headcanons

Nr1 is the standard irritated/angry face he makes, when he lowers his chin and just looks at the person through a nice standard glare. Its a classic.

Nr2 is my favourite. It's when the anger runs deep, but not boiling. The anger has sit in his chest for a couple of minutes now and seems to be really hitting and affecting him deeply, he just wont admit it if he's asked. Also, if you did ask if he was angry or not, he wouldnt even bother to give you an answer. You can see his body language is more firm, feet planted firmly to the ground and his arms are slightly hovering like he's almost "bracing" himself - like he's about to use his powers. Or maybe he can feel his hot blood rushing or maybe his opponents blood running through their veins. He has an interesting look too. You can see his teeth, but its subtle. He's biting down and Percy is showing a thin line of his own front teeth. But not in an awkward, cliche, gross way. I mean, he's just hyper focused now. Now that he's angry, he's gonna have to control it.

Nr3 is the "im displeased". It's not a pout. It's when he moved his button lip upwards a tiny bit, not a complete jut because that's just not him. He's frowning too. He does this when he hears something that he didn't like, but it's not enough to get angry over. This is the easiest to move away from. Life goes on.

I also like to headcanon that Poseidon has the exact same facial expressions when he's angry.

->more headcanons

[malk-me]

HC The Olympians listening Epic: The Musical

Say, Apollo arrives on Olympus and, together with Hermes, presents this musical in progress. It's been two years, and no one can stand hearing about Ulysses and all the drama that came after one more time.

Imagine the reaction of each Olympian and how Athena feels the need to explain everything that was or wasn't true. However, when the last album came out, she didn't say anything about the Poseidon and Odysseus confrontation. Hey, she liked Six Hundred Strike. She could finally understand the poetic liberty that Apollo had tried to convince her of when they discussed "Ulysses vs. Odysseus."

And Poseidon? Well, storms and high tides have been common since October 31st.

The gods don't talk about the big elephant in the room, but Athena's smug smile and the scowl on Poseidon's face have been routine during any discussion.