#pretty... pretty fucking dumb

[supernovaniamh]

Wasn't going to post this one cuz I dont rly like it but whatever

[mela-g]

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Doodle dump because I have too many thoughts about them </3

Stupid shenanigans during their college era referencing this. Harold used to have a stupid moustache and goatee in that “I just started growing facial hair and idk what to do with it” kind of style.

Giving Melvin friends but also making him the shortest and the angriest out of the gang. He is friends with George and Harold and he hates it so much, he is entrenched in denial about it. His only two besties are each fathers of two and very much married, OF COURSE he's going to be mom/dad-friended to death.

They are judging you.

[pinyatapix]

how i imagine Minecraft Alex's personality to be like vs how i imagine Minecraft Steve's personality. duality of minecraft

[comradesummers]

i will never understand why there is a genre of buck stans who feel the need to express their love for him by completely mischaracterizing him as a vindictive thin-skinned asshole. like they're out here writing fics and metas about what if instead of supporting his sister when she was on the run from her abusive husband, buck refused to help her because he holds the years she was isolated from him by her abuser against her? or what if he refused to admit he had done anything wrong or hurt anyone during the lawsuit arc and instead he left the fire station completely and stopped talking to any of his friends until they begged and groveled for his forgiveness? or what if he had chimney arrested after the punch? or what if he starts treating baby bobby han worse than he treats jee because of his name?

not only would buck buckley never do these things, as someone who likes and enjoys his character, i genuinely cannot wrap my head around why anyone, especially people who claim to be his biggest fans and defenders, would want him to act so abhorrently.

[urbabygirl-elle]

Who’s gonna rip these off of me hehe 😋😋😈

[cedric-k-rossignol]

Black Butler + la lanterne cinématique

[adela-dog-sexxtoy]

Home Alone 😔

Would You Cumm Inside...???

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

OMFG ARGUS BRO UGHHHH RHEHDHEHFUDXJJXJDJDJETHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH WOWWWW SISSOR ME TIMBERS FISNFJSKFNEJ I NEED A FIC WITH HER IN IT NOW

P.s Lati istg when u see her u finna have a bi/gay panic fhzjdjuxiecjdj

hehe as soon as i saw argus, i just wanted her to put me in a chokehold, i love a woman who could just straight up kill me ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ her design is just so yummy i love it so much jsakchshjvb,,

and omg argus scissoring you?? it's more likely than you think (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝) in spite of her gruff demeanor, there's just something so clumsily intimate in the way that she griiinds herself against your slick pussy, her calloused hands finding purchase on your trembling body. >w< unnfhhhhh just the way argus watches you so intently as you desperately push yourself back into her already-rough ministrations, memorizing every lil' cute expression and reaction you give.

and who knows, maybe next time, she'll finally get her hands on one of those toys you always keep bringin' up <33

[im-goodpup]

If I kept you tied up, all your holes fucked by machines, vibrator on your clit, blank mind audio hypnosis file on loop and a flashy spiral taking up your whole field of vision, how many consecutive hours do you think it would take before your mind was permanently fucked and empty? Do you think it would take several days, or is puppy already so dumb and melty and blank that it wouldn’t take very long at all? Doesn’t that sound so nice? To be forever emptied of every need and want and thought, other than your desire to be used however I want?

This just made me soooo wet (asks like this one always do >///<), puppy is so dumb it probably wouldn't take very long, and to be honest it's already very much empty and needy.

[oddfamiliar]

I know vampires needing to be invited in is a very old trope… but every time they tried getting in, I couldn’t stop thinking of the cats that kept trying to get into that art museum in Japan

Pic itself is based on the official tote bag they sell there

[robingivesmemagic]

i think for my au most of the batman stories and gadgets that are a little too stupid and goofy arent exactly canon but they still exist because dick just makes them up when telling stories to fuck with people but theres still a chance he is actually telling the truth and some of them DID happen it can be a fun guessing game

idk i just keep thinking about him telling some crazy ass story and then at the end he just drops some dumb shit with a straight face like "so obviously he took out the shark repellent," <- the plot twist is shark repellent WAS a true story(/j(maybe))

[eff-exor]

hey girl, i noticed you from across the room and i was wondering.. well, [rests elbow on bar and it slips from underneath me but i catch myself in time so i look extremely cool and prepared for anything] can i eat your ass from the back

[ca1derus]

she’s insane for this

[yashley]

laura & ashley & imogen & fearne in c3e80 or:

[pewpop]

is this ooc? idk and I don't care