#q!technoblade

[nuclear-bastard]

Technoblade qsmp hc

• Technoblade hyperbullies the eggs about being orphans (he isnt allowed to do it to their faces tho because he joked about it to tallulah and she actually imploded)

• he lives super far away and has all types of player detection and security on his home because of how much spying goes on from the federation and cucurucho he does have direct access to philza's base and vice versa, they both have ender pearls at the others house so techno can warp phil and phil can warp techno

• likes to subtly break federation rules out of spite

• wouldve nuked everyone at the debate

• teamed up with etoiles for some blood god sacrifices (fighting the codes)

• babysits for phil and teaches chay and tallulah to disrespect authority and be anarchists

• takes them to go be devious but also tells them cool bedtime stories

•teaches chayanne to fight better, spars with him and gets him goated loot so hes not too squishy

• pretends not to get attatched but brings vengeance on anyone who harms them

• hunts forever as soon as he starts taking the federation pills

• helps the order to capture and interrogate forever

(the forever interrogation is as far as ive gotten so far so thats all i got)

[qsmp-where-they-shouldnt-be]

chayanne deserves to cause chaos with technoblade’s cubito (o7 king)

thank you anon for the request! :]

[skellyfrogs]

Merry Christmas! <3

[gracefireheart]

Been watching some of Techno's videos again, so I wanted to draw him w/ a lil' Chayanne cameo :')

[chiisaikobito]

sit with uncle techno, he will keep you safe

[x-crowmancer-x]

Enderpookie seems a bit different >:/??

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Laughs] No fcking shot. No fcking shot! Oh my god, right–

Phil: So, this is a candle– Right, this is a candle that usually has Jesus on it, and like, I'm pretty certain it like– you put it in a house and they have put Techno on it, they have put fcking Alex on it. [Laughs] With photoshop. They've photoshopped fcking Alex onto this thing. Oh my god dude. It's a fully functioning candle, that is just–

Phil: Only reason I know where this is from is because we went into like, a Mexican store, and they had a section that was just candles of Jesus. Like this. [Laughs]

[bleue-flora]

While on the topic of Quackity’s visits, something interesting I noticed this week was that Dream actually punches Quackity. In the first visit, he punches Quackity 2 times. In the second (67th) visit where he’s forced to write the note, he punches Quackity 1 time while trying to steal the weapon on the wall at the beginning. In the (83rd) visit with Techno, Dream punches Quackity 7 times throughout it, and oddly throws a potato at him in the beginning which I’m kinda confused about…

Meaning out of the 3 visit scenes we get to see, Dream punches Quackity a total of 10 times which is especially interesting when compared to the 1 “sir” we get... obviously circumstances are different within each one but not even Techno punches Quackity besides the 2 at the start trying to push him off the ledge… just something to think about…

[scheepstep]

Something about ae/cPhil being the more violent one between him and ae/cTechno, where Phil is always down for destruction while Techno has to sometimes pull him back

Something about Phil 'retiring' after Techno leaves for his Eternal God Hunting Mission, where the urge and need to be destructive just... fades away with the mortal body that was his best friend

Something about qEtoiles and Phil meeting for the first time, sparking that feeling in Phil's chest again, but not quite setting the flame fully

Something about Etoiles being someone that Phil was destined to meet. Destined to befriend. As if...

He were sent by Someone to make sure Phil is okay

[rainystressed247]

Hello! This is about your the villain needs therapy au:

Ok soooo Wilbur. Alone,. With Dream . Oh boy

I have so many questions, how did he got in? Does sam know about this ? And omg the first Wilbur does is choke Dream like..does Dream think he is his new "sir" ??cuz if he does then I guess rip Wilbur 🙏 and when was Wilbur revived, was it before or after the "incident " this is just sooo interesting !!😆😆😆😆

I'm so in love with this au🥲 honestly been brainrotting so hard

Anyway I love your au and your art! is just *mou7* chef's kiss ❤❤

Casualties +1

Note: them looking alike is a reference to Wil and techno being ‘twins’. Sam is running on no sleep for a week, you can see how he gets them confused.

This occurs after the ‘incident’ as Dream is in a straight jacket. He was only put into the straight jacket after the ‘incident’ so this will ease you guys in identifying the timeline!

His memory is sporadic and depending on who is in front of him, he will have different response! And while he doesn’t see Wil as ‘sir’, it doesn’t mean he can’t return what is done to him.

[anarchy-and-piglins]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm forever living in the universe where c!Techno and c!Quackity ended up having an "enemies to reluctant allies to frenemy besties" arc

[eugecreator]

Hello hello everyone! :D

So, today I'm back with sharing stuff I posted in other socials as well! So, let me drop you Week 3 of the #philzapromthmonth! ^^

[crowfatherd]

sillies

[originaldouble]

Thank you for visiting

[chiisaikobito]

Bunnyblade meets Tallulah and Chayanne :)

[limeartichoke]

emerald duo + qphils enderking lore.... starts screaming

(excuse the poor editing my usual editing program would not stop crashing so i had to make do w something else)