#rule of dumb

[spongebobsoundtrack]

Johnny Pearson - Graveyard

Plays in:

SpongeBob SquarePants

46b. "One Krabs Trash"

50a. "Wet Painters" 

63. "Have You Seen This Snail?"

77b. "Rule of Dumb" 

82b. "Night Light"

83c. "Fungus Among Us"

133b. "Squidward in Clarinetland"

182b. "Bumper to Bumper"

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

10b. "Gimme a News Break"

13. "Are You Afraid of the Dork?"

The Patrick Star Show

20b. "The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show"

29b. "Family Plotz"

31a. "Movie Stars"

52. "Squidina's Holidaze Special"

[tokopng]

my ptcgic2024 entries :] i didn't place in the top 300 but i always enjoy doing art for it

[tangledinink]

cringe ass gamers in love.

[reignissleeping]

Thoughts and suggestions 🤨

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Feng Xin and Mu Qing have a fighting schedule. It has rules and a schedule and penalties for missing fights and petty retaliation schedules for when they miss a penalty match and even color-coded charts they both keep in their offices to organize the events.

They have never discussed any of this out loud. It was built entirely through trial and error over centuries of being bitchy when the other would miss a match. In fact, the color-coded charts were born because Feng Xin thought Mu Qing surely had one already and he wrote one up to make sure he could try to keep up with the other man's convoluted harem brain, and Mu Qing realized Feng Xin had one while snooping through Feng Xin's office one day, so he had to make one too, because that's the obvious solution, obviously.

From the outside looking in, it just looks like the two are fighting randomly every few days, but actually it's an elaborate courting ritual neither man will ever admit to. And if they did admit to it, well, the bystander would be honestly baffled at how these two are somehow functional adults at all, let alone martial gods.

[kaiserouo]

weird i think my circuit board craves for blood

[captain-clandestiny]

grisped. grabbed. snatched. both a symbolic illustration the hold life has had on me lately and a canon event from the Blusleeves storyline

[sirsdungeon]

Oh my sweet puppy, look at you. Crawling for daddy, humping on her leg like the cum slut you are. You want to cum you cum on my boots like a good girl. Thats it my good little whore grind that pretty puppy pussy on daddy's boot. Look at you so pathetic for me. My shoe is enough for you is it?

Imagine how good you'll be when I finally fill your tight little hole with my cock? Oh look at you cumiming for me. Good girl.

Thats my good puppy.

Clean it up. And daddy will clean you up.

[arsonisticartichokes]

Professor Midoriya and his silly pro hero husbands :>

[opiopal]

there should be an OM anime that has an actual human mc, however every episode is a different Mc, because it’s just people’s mc’s from the fandom. They all take turns watching the brothers and the brothers just don’t ever notice that the human they made plans with yesterday is not the same human they’re going to a café with today. Or they do notice and just assume mc is REALLY good at changing aesthetic everyday. Luci is the only one who has truly noticed however he’s just waiting until one of his brothers notice, he wants them to realize on their own however he’s cracking day by day. This is the main plot of the entire anime. the anime ends either when Luci has enough and finally shouts it out, or until every single person who has ever made an MC for obey me has been used.

bonus points if the brothers don’t question it even when mc goes by a different name every single day

“hey Martha”

“Daniel”

“sorry, hey Daniel,”

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 18

Danny raced through the ghost zone in a panic, how had he missed this? Appearently vlad had released Pariah Dark from his coffin again and got smeared into a paste. The mad king had then went into another dimension, hoping to conquer it and gain more power and skeleton soldiers only to be met in battle by a group of powerful warriors calling themselves the Justice League. Vlad had somehow survived the initial butt kicking and tried to use ghost tech to finally take the king down.

Unfortunately for him, pariah saw him coming in the reflection of a lady warriors blade and killed him.

Somehow the fight dragged on halfway across the US until they got to New Jersey where some billionaire guy was hosting one of his kids 18th birthday bash at his mansion. Pariah appearently crashed threw the roof, a hero dropped the weapon they had taken from Vlad and, in an effort to save his family, Brucie Wayne took the weapon and warned Pariah not to come any closer to his kids.

Pariah mocked him and raised his weapon to a young man with a white streak in his hair they was spayed across the floor in a daze.

Next thing anyone knew the King was dead.

Bruce Wayne had killed the previous king in single combat.

Bruce Wayne was the new Ghost King

Bruce Wayne was sitting on the throne in Pariahs keep looking very unsettled.

Crud. Danny needs to keep this guy and his kids safe doesn't he?

[moonshynecybin]

[ojamayellow]

Transformers Funnies [TFA Style]

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / ?

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

Another jegulus incorrect quote

Euphemia Potter: Regulus kissed you?

James: *staring woefully out of his window*

Effie: and you said thank you…?

James: yeah...

Effie: well that was very polite of you

meanwhile

Regulus: thank you?!?! WHO SAID THANK YOU IN THIS SITUATION, WHAT DID HE MEAN

Fleamont : I'm sorry reg, my son is stupid, but you already knew this.

[transexual-deviant]

i need to greedily hump her leg while shes still wearing her baggy jeans. i need to bury my face in her chest and hold her so tightly we can feel each others heartbeats. i need her to run her soft hands through my curly hair and tell me what a pretty girl i am. i need to stim while we infodump about our favorite bands. i need her to pet me and give me ear scritches since im such a good kitty for her. i need to sit in her lap while we listen to slam metal. i need to make sweet love to her so bad she writes a song about me. i need to be her muse. i need her.

[cheeseproducts]

Tabuko celebrates her short-lived victory against pants