#sassy post

[paperlit]

We as a fandom moved way too fast past this:

And this:

[zhelin-thames]

Danny meets JL members #1

Danny phases into the Kent living room.

Clark Kent: Who are you, and why are you glowing green?

Danny: Uh… ghost stuff. Who are you, and why do you look like Superman?

Clark: …Long story.

Jon walks into the living room.

Jon: Dad, who's the glowing kid?

Danny: Who's the Superboy wannabe?

Jon: EXCUSE ME?

Clark sighs: Both of you, sit down before you accidentally destroy Kansas.

Danny & Jon (in unison): No promises.

[siggiedraws]

there's a bunch of clips I've recorded of Sonic and Caliburn's in-game banter so here's some of my favourites!

[strawlessandbraless]

Sassy Cas my beloved

[thonkphonk]

Starbee is the cutest portmanteau ship name. It's giving sticker sheets and pastels and sparkly gel pens. It's a plush bee with star-topped antennas and a smiley face. It's too cute to name your cat.

It's Starscream × Bumblebee.

[starry-kittens]

Wolf Rodger….My beloved.

I can’t stop thinking about how SILLY WereRodger would be. He would be so so silly pleaseeeeee🙏🙏😭😭😭

(More under the cut)

And when I say WereRodger I don’t mean the cliches I mean this guy has to beat the silly urges off with a stick because. He’s hungry?? Bro is diving in the nearest thing that smells like food and rummage. A stick?? He’s gotta go get that thing, he has to get it NOW ITS ESCAPING.

The funniest part about it is that Rodger is usually so calm and composed that if anyone sees him doing shit like that it’s absolutely MIND BOGGLING to them.

-What do you MEAN Rodger was howling at the moon? Don’t say jokes like that, he would never do that.

-You saw Rodger running off on all fours?? Yeah, Right. Sure pal 🙄🙄

Only a few people know he’s like this, including Toodles who just thinks it’s so cool having a wolf dad (especially with how easy she can win arguments with the wag of a stick lmao) She’s used it him acting wacky sometimes dad just likes to howl at the moon and dig holes in our backyard that’s cool.

I’m considering making a fic about it since I do have a little bit of an idea on a potential story for it. More comic’s about it too probably lmao because I just love Werewolf Rodger and the potential about him.

Bonus funny:

[bumpscosity]

Davey Wreden and William Pugh: The Stanley Parable (2013)

Mark Rothko: Untitled (1949), as presented in "Mark Rothko, 1903-1970 : A Retrospective" from the Gurrenheim Museum (1978)

[sysmedsaresexist]

Reblog to share a hug 🫂

A long, long time ago, I made a post about how just one hug could make ALL the difference for a child at risk of traumatization, be it a supportive teacher, friend, or family member.

Everyone is so angry lately, and I think we all need a hug.

Regardless of who you are or what you believe, in a show of kindness, reblog to share a hug.

Remember, even if you disagree (yes, even on those topics), we're all just people trying to figure it out. This isn't about whether we're right or wrong, it's about recognizing that we're all just human.

And that we probably needed that extra hug as a kid.

[mintytrifecta]

Someone get this man a sketchpad and some art classes STAT

[groovy-rat-man]

Okay so i've played the Date Everything demo like.. a lot, and I wanted to share my thoughts on the characters ive met so far! Fair warning this is gonna be a long LONG post so be warned.

Also im including pictures of the characters (courtesy of the fandom wiki) and the images are fucking huge.

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Skylar Specs

She works well as a helper and tutorial guide. I really wanna know more about her because she is the personification of the MAIN MECHANIC IN THE GAME so I feel like theres gotta be something deeper, especially with the throwaway "I'm sad inside!" line that I dont think a lot of people have talked about. Also I love all the hearts in her design and how much she loves love <33

Dorian

Aro🤝Ace Solidarity, hell yeah!! But in all seriousness he's one of if not my favorite character I think. I can't wait until I can play the full game so we can be besties <3. Also I like how all the doors have slightly different Dorians. Like the front door has a more serious looking Front Dorian and the tiny door in the kitchen has a Small Dorian standing on a stool and Back Dorian is facing away from you and sounds muffled and if you talk to him during the tutorial he actually mentions that. It's all just really cool!

Phoenicia

She's really fun and I like her personality! I'm not sure if I have much more to say about her tho. Also I didn't know you weren't supposed to leave your phone plugged in over night, I've been doing that for like years. Sorry Phoenicia...

Maggie

Oh hey, that's my aunt's name. I like her whole detective shtick and how she calls you gumshoe I think it's cute.

Betty

I love her. She's big and cozy and sensual and amazing, BUT she looks SO MUCH LIKE ME. I asked my own god damn mother if we looked similar (without telling her the context of the game) and she said yes. I physically cannot look at her without thinking "this is just me if I tried to be sexy." It also makes it weird seeing people thirst for her lol.

Amir

Ohhhh Amir... My darling Amir..... God I love him, I need him, I need him so bad for reals. He makes me so giddy any time he's talking..... (Or maybe I'm just susceptible to pretty men with pretty hair complimenting me.)

Freddy Yeti

I will NOT make a Freddy Fivebears reference, I will NOT! But seriously, I love him too. I don't think it's in a romantic way yet, I'm just a sucker for a big, kind, fun person who loves keeping me fed. I think we could be buddies! (perhaps more, we'll see)

Arma

She's the first character I met that had Skylar's content warning. Let me tell you, as fellow hottie with trauma around fire she is just... relatable. I totally get it, Arma, but at least let me get you some new batteries. Please?

Wilhelmina Work

Willi I am going to be 100% honest with you, you are stressing me the hell out. I do hope she gets back on her feet tho.

THE HANKS!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking love these guys! I love their energy!! I love their designs!!! I love how each of their little icons in the user interface is a different hanger!!!! I love how they all shit on Hank #3 that one time!!!!! They are my all-time favorite five-man himbo hivemind!!!!!!

Penelope

I really don't have much to say about her other than I like the googily eyes on her skirt and I really wanna know what went on when she went off with that viking treadmil guy.

Ben-Hwa

They're cool i just.. it's just... Like holy shit, right? I do love having a very sex-positive character like this, it's just wild that we were fucking on Betty at 9 in the god damn morning.

Rebel

I'm gonna be real, it took me way to long to get the "rebel ducky" pun. I really do not know how I feel about this design. I love it, I just kinda wish it was more ducky ya know? I also love how much they hate my ducking guts it's really funny. (I also like to imagine me and Amir doting on eachother in the bathroom mirror and they're just sitting on the edge of the tub yelling at us to shut the duck up, I need to draw that...)

Diana

I saw her when skimming the wiki before playing the game and I really liked her Mad Hatter sorta look (also this is probably a coincidence but Dinah was also the name of Alice's cat). I was NOT prepared for when I first talked to her like holy shit. It makes you wonder what's going on with the player character, she is YOUR diary after all.

Duncan "Dunk" Shuttlecock

I like his silly intro and his fun, cocky, sweet attitude. I also like how he's so dedicated to sports being fun for everybody and not pushing yourself. Can't get over that fuckass outfit tho.

Teddy

God I love him. Not like romantically but I love him so so much. He makes me feel safe. That story he told literally make me cry. I was all snuggled up under my weighted blanket with my laptop and earbuds crying like a bitch. It was like 1-2am when I was playing too, so it really was a bedtime story for me! And speaking of bedtime, of COURSE i moved him to the bed. I hope him and Betty get along. I like to think that they're old friends, I bet he's the little spoon.

Captain Jacques Pierrot

I know I've been saying this a lot but I love this guy. He's tiny and angy and talks funny and has pretty hair. Idk how big he's supposed to be but I've been imagining him being about the size of a medium rat. Also I didn't realize that his name was a play on Jack Sparrow until he said it out loud and it pissed me off when I realized lol. I wanna hold him in the palm of my hand and kiss his little face over and over again while he's all grumpy~~ (should I be saying that on the main blog?)

Dishy

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The Sassy Chap

Holy shit you can fuck the credits. But seriously, I loved the quiz thingy with all the developers even tho it took me like an hour. Sassy loved it too so that was fun!

Dasha

Hhhhholy shit,, big strong kind lady with pretty Slavic accent lift me up high and teach me how flirt...... w o a g..

Daisuke Dishware

I'm gonna be real, it was late at night (both irl and in game) and I thought "screw it, I'm fucking the knives" and I fully expected to get a Big Scary Knifeplay Guy but what I got instead.... He's wonderful. Serious, dedicated, mysterious? so so so beautiful, catches me when I fall. God I adore him, I need more. Daisuke, I am SO SORRY I chipped you on accident even though I'm not entirely sure what that means. Ough,, I also love his hair, it's gorgeous I swear the two most attractive features a man can have is pretty eyes and long beautiful hair.... Also I'm only learning this now but apparently his voice actor is also named Daisuke which is really funny.

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okay that's it you can go now, luv u

[bunnymadeofstardust]

I don't see enough of them.

[wizmer]

Oh yeah? Did Finn participate in this lovely activity too? 👀

[soahbee]

[sayangrafayel]

*Sylus and MC are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

MC: oh my, Sylus, backwards!

Sylus: Really, Sweetie? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!

[perfect-angelic-love]

Season 8 Castiel is everything! The healthy amount of sass. || S08E21 The Great Escapist

[angelsaxis]

its funny seeing people still insist that kamala had it in the bag when anyone with a brain is aware that she and the democrats ran a dogshit campaign. like utter shit. embarassingly bad.