#schlatt thoughts

[rosiebarksstuff]

I love Schlatt's mutton chops so much like what. I need to feel them against my thighs while he eats me out so bad.

"That's it, toots. C'mon, give me a few more."

Like, YES?? I may expand on this but rn I'm too delirious.

[pandawasbored]

Not arguing with a guy that has big beautiful brown eyes. Whatever you say, gorgeous

[attaboy-lew]

[hitracks]

maybe we were better for eachother in another universe

[yourleastfavoritesimp]

sometimes I just remember how bad schlatt seems to be with scary stuff. Like he's not the worst ever but mann (・ε・｀ ) you would be the one holding him tight with a scary movie. You would be kissing him and rolling your eyes as he is freaked out. I mean yeah he's a big man he can deal with it but...it's not bad to have someone to comfort him ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[stoneybun]

Just some thoughts I've had lately - Schlatt comfort HC's??? Is that what you'd call this? Schlatt x gn but afab reader, mostly just things that apply to me lol this is a form of coping

MDNI as always >> After getting home from another long day at work/school, Schlatt already has things all cozy. He knows your schedule like the back of his hand, just like he knows you. He'll have candles/incense lit, maybe a drink (or joint if ur like me lol) on standby to get you to unwind. He'll join you on that, of course. >> Upon you getting home, he'll greet you at the door with that sweet grin he has, his eyes full of warmth and admiration upon seeing your face riddled with exhaustion. The way he looks at you takes a decent chunk of weight off your shoulders. Even just pulling into the driveway made you feel somewhat at ease, knowing your lovely man and two cats were inside. >> Will pull you into his lap if you even think about sitting anywhere else. His strong arms around your waist, holding you close against himself, letting you melt into him and how soft he felt and the way you were tucked so perfectly against him, breathing in his scent while your head was under his chin. He wouldn't even have anything in the background for a while, content to sit with you in silence while you decompressed, his hands gently kneading your hips, rubbing your back, playing with your hair, anything he knows will make you melt even more. >> As I said in a previous post, bro will just sit and kiss you for hours. The feeling of his mustache against you while your lips move, soft whines coming from you which make his heart swell and get butterflies in his tummy like he's falling for you all over again. Really he is, but when is he not? Every day he somehow found something either new to love about you, or something he appreciates more than he did before. >> He'll give you so much praise. Like, about anything. "Always doin' so good, angel, y'know that?" "My lil' sweetheart workin' so hard." Says anything to make you weak in the knees. I will always say Schlatt is smooth as hell, catering exactly to you. Sorry this is probably a mess lol

[pumpkinsandco]

Each frame gets shittier and shittier

[420technoblazeit]

does anyone remember that theory someone made that the book c!dream made a deal with schlatt for was the script for the lore. and that's why he became so obsessed with narratives and main characters or whatever, he knew that he wasnt the main character of the story and that tommy was

[rosiebarksstuff]

running your hands through Schlatt's chops while you guys makeout and hes just groaning and his eyes are rolled back into his damn skull <\3

YES OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO SMART FUCK.

"mph- Do that again-"

"Yeah? You like that?"

"fucking do it again before I-"

"is that how you ask?"

"...please do it again-"

"good boy."

God I love him. Sorry if this is nonsensical I'm like hyper right now.

[locusfandomtime]

is anyone talking about jschlatt wanting to kick welsknight off hermitcraft so he can join or has that knowledge not breached tumblr yet

[attaboy-lew]

thoughts are being had

[thujaa]

[gremthebean]

Late Night Thoughts :D

Was looking through some stuff and realized...

Captain John Price, Task Force 141, Call of Duty

JSchlatt, Streamer, ex-Manburg President from DreamSMP

...they look so similar gosh darn it.

AM I CRAZY???

[tgirlschlatt]

also like. i do wonder if schlatt's caustic attitude to everyone around him is part of what made fundy fold into liking him so much. like ppl throw such vitriol at the guy he's such a walking target for Everybody on that damn server that like. scratches my head. maybe it's nice to feel like the jabs to you arent particularly special LOL? like maybe it takes the sting out of it when schlatts like youre a fucking idiot and youre gay and then turns around and says the exact same thing to tubbo. this is an unexplored fount of expense at others for fundy he's gotta take advantage of it

[dwtdog]

https://www.instagram.com/stories/ashhlara/3462470740107318524?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Jumpscare look who’s seating at the same table

wait this is so fucking funny like actually 😭

[pumpkinsandco]

Schlatt&Co (+Tubbo) Mandatory company picnic doodle

+ bonus I thought it was funny

Connors never babysitting again everrr