#scp posting

[oqmemphis]

"You have a secret cave with magic minerals in the walls, and you're using that as a shipping warehouse?"

Sometimes, the Foundation's plans are derailed by grand schemes and conspiracies orchestrated by major Groups of Interest. Sometimes, it's one guy with the moral fibre and consequence-evading ability of L. Ron Hubbard.

[henriettahenriettahereagain]

SCP-7027 u will always be famous 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[baba-is-blog]

BABA IS NOT CONTAINED?

BABA IS SCP

CLASSIFICATION IS EUCLID

MOBILE TASK FORCE IS DISPATCHED

YOU IS NOT SAFE

BABA IS FREE

BABA IS APOLLYON

[bookwormsbutterfly]

Site 666 director Randall House died and went to hell where he was tortured and repeatedly asked the true meaning of Christmas. Satan agreed to let him free and alive in exchange for the true meaning of Christmas, which is gross.

Randall House claims he grew up Muslim. I don't know why he knows the true meaning of Christmas but nobody else does.

[food-cake]

[speci-society]

Renting out a storage space, they didnt even clean it.. smells like shit smh

[seafoamandtragedy]

Why does posting for a new fandom feel like walking into a bar and having everyone just stare at you. Like I'm sorry I'm new here pls don't hurt me

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

OH YEAH if i made you laugh or just inserted regrettable thoughts into your head against your will this year, now's a real nice time to drop a coin or two! (bc devastatingly i am also trapped in this mundane capitalist hellscape w/ the rest of u suckers)

[rottingraisins]

whatever man just take them

[oqmemphis]

I think about half of my followers got here from SCP/Metafoundation stuff, and the other half got here via jan Misali, so: if you like absurd degrees of bit commitment, big dumb classification lookup tables, and/or conlangs, I strongly recommend this recent article by Djoric:

which includes, among other things, this excerpt:

[colbullet]

In honor of my first post on here being about these two

[strongintherealgay]

Even if you aren't into SCP, pleeeeeeease listen to the podcast Find Us Alive. It's based on SCP-6320, in which Foundation Site-107 enters a pocket dimension and cannot get out. There are lesbians. The dudes are very likely also gay but god are they so bad at it. Weird sci-fi shit keeps happening. Cute potato monster. I have listened to the first 35 episodes within the past 28 hours.

[szkieletor]

anyone else remember binge watching scp videos and suddenly learning that the mask thing and the plague doctor had some yaoi going on. was this real. did i dream that up

[brainrotisseriechicken]

kondraki baseball doodles since ive been really getting into baseball again (go m's!!) (queued)

[gladosluver]

they should set their differences aside and work together. imagine the horrors they could create