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kward-the-local-cryptid · 1 year ago
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There is magic in the world
But it is not a peaceful or wanted thing.
It is thing of raw energy, of gnashing teeth and blood. It is the final scream as it is ripped from the throats of the dying.
It is power and blood and rage and whispers of the lives you stole the magic from.
Magic is not a natural thing.
It is a stolen covetous thing.
There is magic stagnate with rot in the air.
Will you take it?
Will you rip it with your teeth? Split it open under your fingernails? Let you blood drip through that dying thing that rots the air you breathe as the magic seeps into your veins?
There is magic in the world.
And now it festers so near, you can taste it.
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eggsistential-breakdown · 7 months ago
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Curly should've killed J*mmy this, Swansea should have killed J*mmy that,
Anya should have gotten to Brokenstar his ass
Bonuses:
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Jackshit mouthwashing first human in the dark forest (warrior cat hell)
Edit: part 2 jotulism gets mauled by wcwiwc (warrior cat women in war crimes) in warrior cat hell
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nonbinoclard · 8 months ago
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plus some extras, playing around with gradient maps and amusing myself
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ohposhers · 1 year ago
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Viva finding those stupid finger puppets in the golf course's prize display case and wreaking utter havoc on Clay's daily life
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undead-cypress · 2 months ago
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Clingiest henchmen in the world
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thefirstisopod · 2 months ago
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r-aindr0p · 2 months ago
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Came to mind as I was drawing the turtle and the hare yesterday evening Story might be a bit wonky because I translated it from a lil french sing song that I used to sing as a kid (no idea for how long it has existed though)
Bonus pic under the cut, I put them in a 2D box so I can shake them around vigorously hhhdfgf
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moongothic · 7 months ago
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cultivateme · 10 months ago
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susivoi · 11 months ago
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Don't you love it when Pebbles just-
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Mmm comms
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hana-bobo-finch · 5 months ago
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this is what happened after the golden festival. probably.
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mothiva mothiva come quick your malewife has a tummy ache
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alannah-corvaine · 11 months ago
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no one asked for this
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johannesviii · 10 days ago
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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago
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anyways
original poster from camw1n on deviantart
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wilting-fl0wer · 6 months ago
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candycatstuffs · 11 months ago
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screencap redraw + color palette fuckery bc the hyperfixation is reaching critical levels in my neural pathways
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