#sirius and andromeda

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

'nobody's son, nobody's daughter' but it's sirius and andromeda black

[hxuse-xf-black]

Andy, if I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Reg.

Sirius Black, probably

[izzy-prizzy]

can reg and cissa get the andy and sirius treatment PLEASE

[the0d00r]

the most bonding me and my cousin are capable of is him calling me emo, me proving him wrong by listing my music tastes, then him calling me depressed instead and the conversation ending with him telling me to join a club at school.

that conversation spanned three days 💀

but it boosted my ego a lil bc it reminded me of sirius and andromeda <33

[brokebaby]

it was soo hard guys... my back hurts *cries*

but well, i did want to draw the cuosins together so..

pls look at reg and ev, lmaoo they didnt want to be there, andromeda looves lil dora, narcissa being the perfect miss, meanwhile bella and sirius won't stop moving

it was alphard's idea, he and ophelia wanted a picture of all the kids together<3

[starrysillhoutte]

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

[deswhomst]

breakfast with the blacks

Narcissa: Good morning.

Andromeda: Good morning.

Regulus: Good morning.

Bellatrix: You all sound like robots! Good morning, good morning. Come on. Spice it up a bit, will you?

Sirius: *walks in* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[liv45no]

Ted: dating a Black is great.

James: so great!

Remus: the best!

Ted: but they tend to be a tad judgmental.

James: almost punitive.

Remus: they are monsters.

Ted: that’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes :)

[planetqueenxoxo]

Regulus would constantly be terrified that James would leave him because he was used to people leaving him for better people. The only cousin he liked left him for her boyfriend, his own brother left him for a new family, so what was stopping the love of his life from leaving him?

James, upon discovering this, decided the only way to convince him otherwise was to spend every hour of every day glued to his side to show him he wasn't going anywhere.

The skittles were not pleased.

[ccccatttta]

"the black family madness" the books call it. "the consequences of inbreeding" is what it actually is

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

every eldest sibling needs an elder sibling and andromeda was sirius'

[moon-meteor-star-sun]

If you are a marauders fan/ you support or are in the queer community then do Not watch the upcoming Harry Potter show! Do not support it! Do not interact with posts in support of it! We do not need anymore content from jkr! Buy the books second hand! Don’t buy official merch! Stop giving your money to her! Stop being transphobic!

Edit: I have a reply in the reblogs to those mentioning to pirate the show

[the-wxter-is-fine]

Alice: Dating a Black cousin is great and all but...

James: But they can be a little mean.

Remus: And dramatic.

Alice: Vain too.

Ted: Oh, and irresponsible.

Rita: Downright cruel sometimes.

All five of them: But that's FINE...

[not-rab]

regulus who dyed his hair from blonde to black to look more like sirius

narcissa who dyed her hair from black to blonde to look less like andromeda

[moonyswarmsweaters]

waiter: Kids under 5 and cops eat for free

Sirius: *nudging a 6 years old Nymphadora*

Her: I’m police

[deswhomst]

Sirius: Could you guys back up a little? You’re making me claustrophobic

Regulus: What’s that?

Narcissa: He’s scared of Santa Claus

Andromeda: That’s not—

Bellatrix: HO HO HO

Regulus: Stop it BELLA YOU’RE SCARING HIM