#six of crows incorrect quote

[5sospenguinqueen]

Y/N: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Kaz: Since when do you ask for permission?

[military-newsboys]

Bobby: it was a calculated risk!! Buck: it was a cross-your-fingers- and-hope-for-the-best risk. believe me, i know the difference.

[padfoot-lupin77]

(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

[swiftievolturra]

Leigh Bardugo could write 13 books with the Crows as the main characters doing absolutely NOTHING with no real plot other than them hanging out and bickering with each other–and i would buy and rate 5 stars every single one of them.

[drieddpetals]

i think when wylan and jesper attend merchant council meetings, they act like those two friends who CANNOT make eye contact with each other in a serious situation because if they do then they'll bust out laughing. like imagine.

some merchant: *going on and on about the increasing dangers that kaz brekker is presenting to the economy*

jesper: *side eyes wylan*

wylan: *already making a face at jesper*

both of them: *now fighting for their lives to hold in their laughter*

[shimmerytimbers]

Kaz: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Matthias: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: Idgaf if my father is disappointed in me I'm not exactly impressed with him either

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

[justszanna112]

Everyone keeps talking abt Kaz being so romantic with the 'I would come for you' or the 'I want you' lines, while he was lowkey a funny bitch towards inej. Like she said 'saints are always with us, Kaz.' and he replied with: 'WELL, NOT WHEN YOU GOT KIDNAPPED' I was laughing my ass off. This man thinks in fuckin poetry, but when he opens his mouth, he says the meanest, most heartbreaking shit ever.

[5sospenguinqueen]

Y/N: I get this weird feeling in my chest when I see you.

Kaz:

Y/N:

Kaz: Is it heartburn? I could ask Nina to try and help?

[military-newsboys]

Rooster: it was a calculated risk!! Mav: it was a cross-your-fingers- and-hope-for-the-best risk. believe me, I know the difference.

[mynxk]

Wylan: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique fleeting creations.

Jesper, smashing together 20000 of them to throw at Nina: That's beautiful.

[poorlythoughtoutdescisions]

here me out: six of crows as a dnd campaign.

DM: Jes, roll for insight please

Jesper: Nat 1

DM: Yup that's definitely Wylan

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Nina: NAT 20

DM: HOW??? THATS THREE IN A ROW

Nina: FUCK YEAH I MIND CONTROL THEM ALL

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Kaz: can i kiss her? on the neck?

DM: sure, constitution saving throw.

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Matthias: I hate her

Nina: I ROLL TO BEGUILE HIM WITH MY GRISHA CHARMS

Matthias: what modifiers do you have to get THIRTY???

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[thesuntomyshadows]

Y/N: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Y/N, mimicking Kaz: Y/N, what are you doing?

Kaz: *Walking up behind Y/N* Y/N, what are you doing?

Y/N: I conjured him.