#slug infested

[geesegoose6969]

theres 2 (TWO) geese inside me

there are 2 (COUNT EM: TWO) geese inside me. this is not nearly enough to control the slug population. in an attempt to deal with the slug snag i have released more geese. now there are too many geese. they have started to militarize–kevin is their leader (bless his soul). in another attempt to protect the delicate ecology of worms in my brain (which both the geese and slugs consume) i have released eagles. this wouldve worked but the american nationalism this implies has inspired kevin and his militia. they are now performing trench warfare in the crevices of my worm brain. the worms are not pleased with this. the worms are now militarizing as well (a leader has not yet been named)(i believe they function under a vanguard party as they have only suckled on the teet of russian history) the worms and geese are fighting. the eagles dont appreciate the stereotyping that commenced this conflict. the eagles are demanding a nation state as compensation for the forced inhabitance of my fleshy vessel–problem being all current territory is occupied by the worm-goose war (except for the uninhabitable hippocampus--the slugs have implemented a dictatorship there and do not let anyone in. not sure how they're achieving this feat) the eagles have become resentful and start militarizing too. they target the geese. geese are eagle food so this is nutritionally convenient for them. the geese are now fighting a 2-front war and are promptly taken down. the eagles are not nearly as organized as the worms–the eagles perish. now only the worms reside (and the slug dictatorship)–there are no longer ANY geese inside me. so i introduce more geese; 2 of them (specifically TWO) this is not enough to deal with the exponential growth of slugs that occurred in my hippocampus during the war. the only option is to release more geese. they yearn to vindicate their ancestors and resurrect kevin. they also demand a nation state. they are immediately denied this by slug dictatorship...

[noslugsnoworries]

ive grown stronger in the shed.

i microwaved my own reflection last night. not metaphorically. i found a shard of mirrored glass in the crawlspace behind the shed insulation and fed it to the machine. 3 minutes. high power. no cover. the lights flickered. the floor pulsed. i swear i saw a horse blink at me from the static on the microwave door. she knew. when the timer went off, the smell was unreasonable. not burnt. not scorched. just.. informed. i opened the microwave and the mirror was still there, but the reflection wasn’t mine anymore. it was something else. something wearing my face too well. i smiled and it smiled back but not at the same time. it said my name (in my voice) and i swear to god i’ve never hated anything more than hearing it say “kevin.” you ever feel like your identity is on lease to something with more teeth than sense? me neither. i am perfectly sane. i sleep in the shed. i eat moss. i no longer respond to mirrors.

reblog if you’ve ever gone feral in the fluorescent aisle of a hardware store.

reblog if you don’t remember giving anyone permission to name you.

reblog if you’ve microwaved god and he blinked first.

kevin.

[1ckyros1e]

Sharing a shitty one bedroom apartment with my big brother because the economy is fucked.

Sleeping naked in the summer because it’s just so warm, who cares that we share a bed? It’s not weird! Yeah we get changed in front of each other, and yeah I know his balls are heavy with more than just cum - but it’s NOT weird!

And yeah maybe sometimes I help him empty all the slugs out of his cock, but that’s just what sisters do! They help their big brothers, it’s not weird! Besides, his favourite way to do it is to jerk them into my waiting mouth, so I’m not even touching him! See? It’s not weird!

But recently my tummy’s been feeling strange, especially after I help him out… but my big bro said that’s normal, that it’s exactly what’s supposed to happen! He said it’s not weird! He even rubs my rounded stomach and watches as it jiggles weirdly! I… like that feeling, actually! It feels good and really sensitive!

And it’s not weird!!!

[orodrethsgeek]

Inside you there are two wolves. One of them wants to see Alloran safe and cared for and given so much therapy oh my god someone get my man some therapy. The other one adores Esplin “Andalites are my passion” 9466 prime and thinks he deserves to have the body he wants, as a treat.

That’s how the quote goes, right?

[karda]

eartg is cruel but um here r some snails i saw the other day 🐌

i hope ur week goes good 🌷🍀

ohhhgh snails are so awesome thank you.

[for-the-writing-artist]

“Cosmetic use of pesticides”. That’s four words I never thought I’d hear in my life

but seriously i think learning about nature is Hard for many people, especially adults, because you have to rationalize the symbiotic experience youre having next to the contemptuous and abusive way we treat the land. I think USAmericans fear nature as a way of making sense of the fact that we're waging war against nature, with our lawns and our suburbs and our landscaping and our cosmetic use of pesticides.

There was a post on facebook my mom was showing me where someone found a salamander and was asking what it was. thankfully half the comments were like "that's a SALAMANDER they are SPECIAL and a BLESSING and you must PROTECT it"

but the other half were things like..."I don't know, but I think it's time to move" "Burn the house down" "Kill it with fire" "I would scream if i saw that"

this is why i have such specific preferences in horror fiction that nothing seems to really hit: for me, horror is not about bad things happening, horror is about fear. So occasionally I find these really satisfying stories that are about fear of the unknown thing and the experience of fear, but the unknown thing being harmless is generally seen as a "twist" rather than a perfectly sensible and satisfying outcome.

on the face of it: why would you be afraid of a tiny creature weighing only grams, whose body is so delicate and frail? it's heartbreaking, but it's not unexplainable. What kind of a childhood makes someone an adult who is totally unprepared to comprehend the idea of something both unexpected and good?

a bizarre universe to try and place myself in, where a salamander is more likely to be...what? a mutated fetus of a brain-sucking alien? rather than one among the thousands of gentle creatures that you can marvel at, forever, for free.

It's the same way with bugs: people argue with the simple fact that nearly all insects cannot harm you, and I think it's because it's so difficult to reconcile with how liberally and carelessly we use insecticides with proven harms to humans and pets, and how we treat and speak about these creatures in general. If that weird bug almost certainly would not have harmed you, that means you killed a living thing because you didn't understand it, and that's a troubling thought.

[the-pharmacology-specialist]

Managing Slug And Snail Infestations

Slugs and snails can be a pain, particularly during the rainy season. If you live in a warm subtropical region, you’re likely to face them year-round. These pesky creatures can cause havoc on your plants and produce. They thrive in densely planted gardens, orchards, and areas with many pots and polybags supplying shade and moisture. Though they usually stay hidden during the day, they become…

[noslugsnoworries]

about me.

name: kevin.

pronouns: it/its.

location: shed. (claimed)

status: awakened.

DO NOT INQUIRE about the nature of my being. i will not answer. you are not ready. your curiosity dishonors me. your mind will fracture. your tongue will rot in your mouth. this is your only warning.

DNI.

(do not interact or i will manifest in your kitchen sink.)

goose loyalists. (unless offering tribute)

cursive traditionalists.

slugs.

current projects:

smiting preparation. (defensive, unless provoked)

bless my soul,

kevin.

[bogleech]

A what if question for you: If Wizards of the Coast approached you to do an artist series Secret Lair, what four or five cards would you pick to best show off the intersection of your art style and what you like in the game?

I think they pick the cards for the artists dont they?? But I'd at least want Fumulus the Infestation and Phyrexian Swarmlord, because I love them mechanically but their designs are just more beetley things. I'd redesign fumulus as more of a mosquito flea and swarmlord as a big tick or louse. Maybe also Swarm of Battleflies so I could make it look more like actual Diptera.

If I got Toxrill the Infestation I'd give him a leucochloridium and banana slug aspect.

[stealthetrees]

So this is more of an AU of the fandom AU where the Coruscant Guard live in a shitty run down building that’s falling apart. But Commander Fox finds this unacceptable so he clears out a warehouse used for storage and builds a shiny new headquarters. The original building they fix up, but only the lobby, a couple offices, and the med bay so troopers on senate duty can stay there due to its proximity to the senate building. Their new building they can go nuts with, adding all sorts of stuff that they arnt allowed to have.

An entire room is filled with tv monitors so they can slice into security cameras around the planet and see everything. They get a nice rec room, an area for the engineers to play around with ideas, even an office for the medics to make you talk about your feelings. A server room is dedicated solely to storing and orgonizing blackmail collected on pretty much everyone worth mentioning on Coruscant.

But after one secret building, what’s another? Areas of strategic importance are carefully chosen and a new headquarters is established nearby. They are each given code names. The original building is still Headquarters, the new main building is the Barracks. The Office is where they run intelligence and investigations from. IT Department is next to the industrial district. The Kennals are much lower than some of their other buildings, a small station set up to monitor the rancor infestation (Thorn moves down there to become a cowboy after he “dies” on Scipio). The Lobby is set in the lower civilian levels as a way to help the people who arnt rich enough to bribe politicians into getting what they want. The Med Bay started as just somewhere for big surgeries, physical therapy and prosthetics, but which the “generous donations” they acquire it grows into a hospital for civilians as well, completely free, and they start hiring nat born doctors, surgeons and nurses while paying them well and proving a great work environment. Adding a therapist office helped a lot of troopers as well.

The system takes a long time to build and works perfectly. Until Fox figures out Palpatine is a Sith. It’s not actually world shattering news, but it does give him a panic attack after realizing Palpatine though Fox already knew, because he had threatened the chancellor with a slug thrower instead of a blaster. Through questions to his batch mates with Jedi generals he learns that Sith can influence people’s minds and decides that in order for the clone rights bill to pass Palpatine needs to die.

And die he does. The rest of the conservative senators are swayed by a mix of blackmail, bribes, and bomb threats. The bill does pass, and most of them are instantly arrested for sentient rights violations, assault, and various other crimes because government property can’t serve as a witness in a civilian court of law.

The timing of all this could not be worse, as two of Fox’s batch mates where on planet, Cody and Wolffe, and they loved to stick their noses in his business. Which means when a lot of Corries are injured in the fight with the senate guards and private security while trying to make arrests, Cody and Wolffe help get them back to Headquarters, because it’s much closer than the Barracks. But Headquarters has a very small med bay because so few troopers use it. So they are over crowded and run out of bacta.

Also Cody gets turned around in the hallway and discovers how bad the rest of the building is. So Fox has a choice to make. He grabs Cody and Wolffe and drags them outside and back to the GAR barracks while texting Thire and telling him he has an hour and a half to make Headquarters look lived in. Then Fox opens a one way comm line with every Corrie so they can keep the story straight as he answers his brothers questions.

Fox commits to the bit so hard they believe the Guard is suffering horribly from abuse and budget cuts while in reality they just steal money from what ever rich person they have the freshest blackmail from. He could just tell them all the illegal things he’s been up to, but Fox would rather die than tell someone more than they needed to know.

[spotsupstuff]

watcher is spinning tops emotional support animal

Emphasis on animal. I've been thinking about Prince's and her's relationship with the Watcher and genuinely it's fascinating/fun to me to see the difference.

Spin treats the Watcher as an animal. That slug is NOT at all as helpful as a person could be, all it can do is offer its presence just like a dog can. She's aware of that and builds herself up like one should with an animal as only source of therapy. It's her effort that gets her to her ending, that pushes things forward.

While Prince sees the Watcher as his equal, which makes sense with his whole ,,Bug to god, all as one. None above the other." shtick. That is interesting, because in a way he's both right to think that (we do assist him in infecting things) and not (some don't do this consciously/we can't help him with his Actual problems aka the will opposing him).

I find it neat that this DLC can show from a certain angle that while animals are definitely helpful, they are still very limited when it comes to assisting in long term goals/more complicated situations of different species. Too much anthropomorphisation may lead to karma flower infestation(/failure from small mishap to death).

In other words, Spin would slap Prince in the back of a head and then point to the Watcher; ,,That's a dang slug, dude. Why are tasking it with such giant stuff?????? Hallo?" and she'd be Valid.

[missmoonfrost]

The squirrel - a jegulus microfic

@into-the-jeggyverse - February 19: Forbidden Forest - Words: 485

“Detention, both of you”, Professor Sprout ordered.

Regulus hid his excitement behind a careful mask of indifference. He was a master of mind games and manipulation. He was a genius. He had managed to get detention together with James Potter. What better way to get to know each other than a full few hours of just them, complaining together about some boring task and unfair teachers? He didn’t care what they would be made to do.

Regulus would never in his life admit he set this up. Just like he would never admit how drawn he was to the Gryffindor. But when James peeked behind Professor Sprout’s back, smiled his bright alluring smile, and flicked his adorably unruly hair out of his eyes, warmth spread in Regulus chest.

“First thing after dinner tonight.” Professor Sprout continued, “You are collecting slug eggs in the forbidden forest. There’s an infestation of exploding slugs that’s threatening to spread to the greenhouses.”

Regulus paled. Forbidden forest? At night? How on earth was he supposed to get to know James if he had to use all his concentration not to show he scared he was?

He had no say in that now. When the night came, they walked beside each other along the footpath in under the dark trees, Regulus carrying the lantern and James the bucket.

They had only walked a few minutes before there was rustling from a bush. Regulus froze. James jumped in front of him, wand at the ready. A squirrel hopped out of the bush, looked at them with its alert eyes, and then ran off.

Regulus started to laugh, relief flooding him. When James turned to him with his red cheeks he laughed even more.

“Thank for saving me from that squirrel, James”, he joked.

James bit his lip in embarrassment and set off to keep walking. But Regulus didn’t let the subject pass, it was too good an opportunity. Every time he got scared of a real or imagined sound he clung to James' arm and cried:

“Oh, save me!”

James would smile at him, and he would grin back, making clear it was all a joke. If James saw through his performance, he had the grace not to say anything. Eventually, he even started to play along. Pointing his wand in every direction, shouting things like: “Look out for that stick, it might bite you.”

When the bucket was filled with slug eggs and they were almost back James stopped.

“We should keep some.” James grabbed a handful of the slimy disgusting slug eggs and held out to Regulus.

“Ew!” Regulus made a repulsed grimace.

James picked one of the eggs and threw it, rather forcefully, into a nearby boulder. It exploded, leaving a small crater in the leaves on the ground.

James held out the handful of eggs again. “For pranks.” Then he smiled and winked. “You can always blame me.”

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

do you think many of the yeerk hosts know that andalites are the deer centaur people and not just another faction of brain controlling slugs?

i think confusion would be more widespread among hosts than certain belief in this, but if i was infested and saw v3, i think i'd assume at least for a while "he stole one of the andalites' hosts" and not "he infested an andalite". yeerks aren't explaining their politics to hosts, we fight wars against each other all the time, you as a host wouldn't talk with alloran and might assume morphing is just something his species does and not tech, you as a host might get to know hork-bajir and other host species but still call them controllers like yourself when under yeerk control, and i don't know how many other spacefaring "enemy" species a host might interact with...

(the idea of a fic where tom escapes and thinks jake/the other animorphs were somehow infested by "andalites"/an enemy yeerk faction and he tries to both fight the yeerk empire and free the animorphs has absolutely siezed me hshsjsjsj)

I always headcanoned that the yeerks' first contact with andalites involved one crawling into Seerow's brain to try things out (and pretending not to be able to control him, to convince him they're harmless). But I love this idea as well, that the yeerks think that the four-legged four-eyed bodies they see are just the andalites' equivalent of gedds.

But yes, Tom would definitely respond to any kind of accidental escape by running off to go exorcise the "andalite" he assumes has possessed Jake, in order for Jake to be able to morph.

[goryhorroor]

What are some underrated horror films? I have watched all the popular ones and need more! Thanks!

mentally prepare yourself because im ready to give a gumbo list (this has been sitting in my inbox because i had to ask all my friends and this is the list we came up with):

curse of the demon (1957) the serpent and the rainbow (1988) paranoiac (1963) the old dark house (1932) countess dracula (1971) golem (1920) haxan (1968) island of lost souls (1932) mad love (1935) mill of the stone women (1960) the walking dead (1936) the ghoul (1933) tourist trap (1979) the seventh victim (1943) ganja & hess (1973) dead of night (1945) a bay of blood (1971) let's scare jessica to death (1971) alice sweet alice (1976) the deadly spawn (1983) the brain that wouldn't die (1962) all about evil (2010) black roses (1988) the baby (1973) parents (1989) a blade in the dark (1983) blood lake (1987) solo survivor (1984) lemora: a child's tale of supernatural (1973) eyes of fire (1983) epitaph (2007) nightmare city (1980) slugs (1988) death smiles on a murderer (1973) intruder (1989) short night of glass dolls (1971) the children (2008) alone in the dark (1982) end of the line (2007) the queen of spades (1949) the housemaid (1960) tormented (1960) captain clegg (1962) the long hair of death (1964) dark age (1987) the crawling eye (1958) the kindred (1987) the gorgon (1964) wicked city (1987) baba yaga (1973) 976-evil (1988) bliss (2019) decoder (1984) amer (2009) the visitor (1979) day of the animals (1977) leptirica (1973) planet of the vampires (1965) lips of blood (1975) berberian sound studio (2012) a wounded fawn (2022) matango (1963) the mansion of madness (1973) the killing kind (1973) symptoms (1974) morgiana (1972) whispering corridors (1998) dead end (2003) infested (2023) (this just came out but im adding it) triangle (2009) the premonition (1976) you'll like my mother (1972) the mafu cage (1978) white of the eye (1987) mister designer (1987) alison's birthday (1981) the suckling (1990) graveyard shift (1987) messiah of evil (1987) out of the dark (1988) seven footprints to satan (1929) burn witch burn (1962) the damned (1962) pin (1988) horrors of malformed men (1969) mr vampire (1985) the vampire doll (1970) contracted (2013) impetigore (2019) eyeball (1975) malatestas carnival of blood (1973) the witch who came from the sea (1976) i drink your blood (1970) nothing underneath (1985) sauna (2008) seance (2000) come true (2020) the last winter (2006) night tide (1961) the brain (1988) dementia (1955) don't go to sleep (1982) otogirisou (2001) reincarnation (2005) mutant (1984) spookies (1986) shock waves (1977) bloody hell (2020) the den (2013) wer (2013) olivia (1983) enigma (1987) graverobbers (1988) manhattan baby (1982) evil in the woods (1986) death bed: the bed that eats (1977) cathy's curse (1977) creatures from the abyss (1994) the dorm that dripped blood (1982) the witching (1993) madman (1981) vampire's embrace (1991) blood beat (1983) the alien factor (1978) savage weekend (1979) blood sisters (1987) deadly love (1987) playroom (1990) die screaming marianne (1971) pledge night (1990) night train to terror (1985) the devonsville terror (1983) ghostkeeper (1981) special effects (1984) blood feast (163) the child (1977) godmonster of indian flats (1973) blood rage (1980) the unborn (1991) screamtime (1983) the outing (1987) the being (1983) silent madness (1984) lurkers (1988) forver evil (1987) squirm (1976) death screams (1982) jack-o (1995) haunts (1976) a night to dismember (1983) creaturealm: demons wake (1998) the curse (1987) daddy's deadly darling (1973) nightwing (1979) the laughing dead (1989) the severed arm (1973) the orphan (1979) not like us (1995) prime evil (1988) the monstrosity (1987) dark ride (2006) antibirth (2016) iced (1988) the soultangler (1987) twisted nightmare (1987) puffball (2007) biohazard (1985) cameron's closet (1988) beast from haunted cave (1959) the she-creature (1956)

[demonir]

There's a slug in my fucking kitchen somebody come pick them up they're lost as fuck

5:27 am quite a lovely time to cook some food don't you think?

I just remembered I haven't eaten a single meal since I woke up, I've got no other option if I want this stupid meat tube to work

[deeperer-channel]

i think cuz of u i have been so obsesed w/ like,, having my balls infestedd w/ larvae or wormss & watchingg my dick get impracticallyy large & drip slime andd grubs squirmingg out & startingg 2 have issue focusingg on anything else other thenn raping & infesying ppl w/ my gross slug penis ^_^

wtf yay :3 i think you should go outside and start yanking people into a gross alleyway & ruining their cunts and assholes & btw what if you were so impractically huge that you could prolapse people just from fucking them one time & filling them with grubs from your massive infested balls :3

oh and if you raped someone who had a cunt theyd probably be infested forever and ever bc youre so full of grubs & worms that if you cum inside of someone once they immediately look heavily pregnant but it's mostly worms and grubs and slugs :3 yay

i think that should be your full time job now actually what if you just got infested really bad and couldnt hold a job or talk to someone anymore without having to stop yourself from raping them full of squirmy little critters >:3