#snail thoughts

[snail-day]

Nanami comes home to find you still curled up in the sheets, the soft rise and fall of your breath the first thing he notices. A quiet exhale leaves his lips, something deep and quiet settling in his chest as he steps closer, watching as you stir, stretching like a cat beneath the covers. His lips twitch, he wants to murmur big stretch, but instead, he lets his hands speak for him, gliding over the curve of your back, mapping out the warmth of your skin.

Your husband sinks onto the mattress, pressing his lips to your shoulder, slow and unhurried. The way his warm breath fans over your skin as he moves lower, leaving a trail of worship, his mouth devout against every inch of you.

"Mmm, we need to get groceries today," he murmurs between kisses, his voice low, lips brushing over your spine as his hands knead at your sides, fingertips pressing just enough to make you shiver, slightly raising goosebumps in their wake.

Another kiss, deeper this time, against the dip of your lower back. "And I’ll take you to that little place you’ve been wanting to try—get you something sweet, just for you." His thumbs stroke over the plushness of your hips, gripping, savoring.

His mouth finds the curve just above your hip bone, lingering there, worshiping. Those big warm hands of his roam lower, squeezing, kneading, a quiet hum of contentment vibrating in his chest.

"Pick up the dry cleaning," he breathes, lips ghosting over your skin, his voice an afterthought compared to the way he’s touching you, like you’re something precious, something to be adored.

"Dinner at that place you love," he whispers, fingers pressing into the softness of your thighs as he spreads them just enough to kiss the inside, slow and teasing.

He pauses, savoring the moment, then kisses his way back up, draping himself over you, warmth against warmth. His lips find the shell of your ear as his arms wrap around you, pulling you closer, grounding himself in you.

"Then we come home," his voice is softer now, lips brushing over your temple, "curl up on the couch, finish that book—just us, just like this."

[macphoto]

snail 🐌 5.13.18

fun fact: i dislocated my knee taking these

[photos-drawings-and-jazz]

Little snail pal I found while studying for exams

[kurbiismind]

Oh hey,

💞💖🐌💖💞

[soma5400]

Introducing! Snailrator!! 🐌

Hello everyone! I wanted to bring you all a silly idea I had, meet Snailrator!

He’s the Narrator that’s also a snail, such a simple yet goofy concept

Here’s some lore

Snailrator lore:

Scared of cucumbers

Can't use chopsticks (can technically use them but its the principle)

President (not sure of where though)

Can change sizes, so small he fits on your finger, or bigger then you could see in one view

Is the most powerful being in the universe (this is just because its funny)

Adventure follows him wherever he goes. Be it good or bad. Housefire? Snailrator, robbery? Snailrator, Fell down the stairs? Snailrator, Won the lottery? Snailrator, wife divorced you? Snailrator

I hope everyone enjoys him as much as I do!

[gravedoggg]

Practicing trad art again! Little snail for my tattoo portfolio ✨

#traditionalart #snail #snails #snailart #natureart #traditionalartist #traditionalartwork #sketch #sketching ##sketchbook #sketchbooks #sketchbookdrawing #sketchart

[rdthoughtdaughter]

The grieving feeling when you realise you crashed a snail in the dark by accident 🫤

This sound haunts me, not going to lie.

I apologise to all of the snails and the families that I’ve, well, separated 🐌

[jazzymini]

little guy saying hi

[dinosaureleanor]

My snail said she could take us to the algae wafer if your snail can pick us up from the algae wafer

[great-american-chapel]

Button Snail, struttin its shit.

Sipsey National Forest, Alabama, United States

[chuuya-and-kouyou-the-snail]

Hihi :3

I'm @realsafari's pet snail named Chuuya !

Yes I am real.

Have a photo of me !!

I am a common garden snail, and I am around 2 years old. Even though I'm a hermaphrodite, I have characteristics of a "male" snail, so I'm a boy ^^

Feel free to ask me anything about being a snail, how to care for snails, random snail facts, etc.

I will slime all over the keyboard as a response :3

(And also actually answer your questions as I am a very smart and educated snail.)

[localdryadfaggot]

ROLL CALL!! 🐌

I would like to introduce my snails to the world of tumblr so their legacy will not be lost in the dust of time.

Sock

Sock was the first snail that came into my life! They are the friendliest and most active, constantly climbing over all the other snails and zooming around the tank. I identify them by the darker colour of their shell and the thick section that has no stripes/growth lines! Top artist on Spotify is Poppy.

Henrietta

This is Henrietta! Saved first from the side of a bucket and then our trash can shortly after, Henrietta has had a hard tumultuous life indicated by the large amount of growth lines and tendency to retreat quickly into her shell. They are the largest of my snails and also the hungriest! They love carrots and celery the most Their top artist on Spotify is Grandson.

Duo

Duo, my fastest snail, got their name from the distinct double stripes on their shell. They love exploring their surroundings and are almost actively climbing around their terrarium. (The stripes make them go faster) When they are asleep, it’s typically on the lid of the terrarium or on the walls. Their top artist on Spotify is Yung Gravy!

Marigold

With their distinctive yellow marking, Marigold is the most chill of my snails, often hanging out outside of her shell without moving around much. They’re often found hanging out around the food bowl despite not typically eating much compared to the other snails. Their top artist is Girl in Red!

Catherine the Great

The shyest and least active of my snails. Likely the oldest as well. Typically hangs out inside their shell, only coming out every couple days for a snack before heading back into their shell. Holds rage in their heart and hides to avoid facing the realities of our quickly dying planet and exploitation of the working class. Their favourite artist is Sofia Isella.

Pandora

The chosen one. Hatched before I had the chance to perform snail-bortion, escaping death by a hair. Though the great embrace of death will eventually take us all without mercy, Pandora seeks to make the most of their time here and spends each day training to be the best snail they can possibly be. The child of Marigold, Duo, or Cathrine the Great. Pandora’s favourite artist is Naethan Apollo!

The Home 💖

This is the home of my snails! Typically it also has a humidifier but I’m currently house sitting so we’re doing it manually through my trusty spray bottle!

Snail info 💖🐌

These snails have all come into my possession from work! They hide away on the shipments of our florals and I take them home from there. They cannot be released into the wild as they are not native to my area and would not survive in my climate. Additionally, if they were to survive, they would be considered invasive and have an extremely detrimental impact to the local ecosystem. The best option for them at the moment is captivity.

I make sure they have the best life possible by feeding them fresh produce such as lettuce, carrots, celery, avocado, apples, peppers, etc. They also get calcium supplements through crushed eggshells and cuttlefish bone!

The information on ground snails as pets is fairly minimal so much of what I do is on instinct and based on information known about water snails.

I love my snails so much 💖 send me an ask if you have questions/comments about them and I’d be happy to answer!

[fanaticsnail]

The way I want to summon a blorbo by the humble call of "pspspspspsps"

But who 🤌

Who would hede my call for aid 🤌

Who would answer 🤌

[missdeflai]

A quiet night 🐌

[jazzymini]

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