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Joel Dealing with Preggo Wife: And Then There Were Four...
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notes: I had a request a long time ago asking about the fam going to a water park. This took me so long because Its actually quite a big chapter! strong recommend reading! This takes place when Sarah is around 4 but Ellie is not quite born yet. Some Tommy and Maria development here as well!
Warnings: pregnancy announcement, some post pregnant body insecurity, unprotected sex, silght breeding kink, pool sex, mentions of unplanned pregnancies, not proofread
18+ ONLY
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There’s never been such a hot, sunny, cloudless, beautiful summer day. 
At least, according to Sarah. Who conveniently saw a TV commercial about the local water park, SplashTown, and now is raving about when you’ll be taking her. Calling up the weather forecast each day like the local advertisement “the PERFECT day for a water park!” She exclaims like a salesperson.
Honestly? It was a good call by your almost 4-year-old. It’s been a long time since your family took a day trip to do something fun. She’s starting to get the age that she’s going to remember these things, so making family fun is now a top priority for you. 
Joel agreed, though he wasn’t all that excited about spending an entire day with sun burn and bleached chorine and back bruises on those hot ass plastic slides.
So here you are, all piled in the truck with Joel at the helm, and you in the passenger seat rubbing his thigh; your giddy little girl in the back pointing towards the approaching parking lot signs. and—
“Wow I haven't been to a water park in decades!” Tommy shouts from the other back seat. “Joel, remember we used to go by ourselves when I was like 14?”
Joel just sighs loudly, ignoring his jumpy overgrown brother reverting to his child like stasis.
"Remind me again why we had to bring Tommy?” He asks you grumpily.
"The tickets were cheaper if we bought it as a set of 4 rather than 3 individual.”
Your husband shakes his head with tight lips. “Yet another reason 4 is the perfect number for a family,” he says, recalling that day on the beach where he revealed his not so subtle opinion on just how many children the two of you would ideally have. 
You raise your brows amused.
Tommy shouts from the back, “What are doin’ for dinner, by the way?”
Joel rolls his eyes. He’s focused on the road head while wiggling four of his chunky fingers in your face, mouthing ‘F-O-U-R’ in an I-told-you-so kind of way. You ruffle his soft curls affectionately.  
Your stomach churned uneasily since you woke up at 8 this morning. It’s been a minute since you were out and about in public wearing nothing but a bathing suit. Going to the beach with a 8 month pregnant body is one thing. Going to a water park with a post pregnancy one is another. One you were never really worried about until this very day.
You take a deep breath. 
You know that, no matter where you are or what shape you take, Joel’s always gonna look at you like Mr Owl with the tootsie pop — and you’re the tootsie pop— so the worry on that note settles a bit inside.
There’s other things, very recent things, to be anxious about for sure.
Once parked, walked (and skipped) towards the front entrance, tickets scanned at the gate, the four of you make your way to the cabana’s to get situated.
“Show me your backs, people,” you announce to your little huddle. Sarah, all decked out in her brand new pink and sparkle bathing suit complete with mesh tutu skirt, shuffles over first as you squirt a generous slob of sunscreen onto your palm and begin slathering it all over her body. Rubbing a little too aggressively, she squints and scrunches her face, but she doesn’t protest. You cake her face until her skin is a shade lighter than before.
“You’re gonna give her reverse cancer with all that,” Joel chuckles. You brush him off and smudge the excess on her little cheeks, squishing her cheeks as takes the abuse.
Now she’s whiter than cocaine on Christmas morning. 
You smile.
“You next, big boy.” 
Joel grumbles but sits between your legs and you begin rubbing it all over his face. 
While you don’t notice, he can’t help but grin at how you tilt your head and stick your tongue out like an artist working to preserve her masterpiece—protecting her family from the wretched sun.
“Back please!”
Joel yanks his top one handedly over his head, revealing his pasty skin. 
You hum and bite your lip. Yeah, Joel’s let  the role of ‘Dad’ take over his every demeanor. Body included. and FUck, if that soft tummy and broad shouldered man isn’t a sight for sore eyes…
It gets enough middle aged woman’s heads turning, so you quickly frown, slap his skin up and then usher his shirt back on. That sexy ass shit is for your eyes only.
“Thomas!” You scream, making Joel and Sarah curl inward.
The younger brother holds his hands up and back away. “I’m workin’ on my tan so uh—no I’m good.”
“You’re white as f—heck,” you correct yourself while sideways glancing at Sarah. “You’re gonna burn.”
“He’s too cool to be fearful of sunburn, babe,” Joel says, hoping you’ll forfeit the losing battle.
You all find a nice empty area with a few lawn chairs to set up base outside the tidal pool.
And of course, the child who only passed her toddler swimming lessons a few months ago is dying to get in the giant tub of crashing waves and cascading people.
“Please!pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease,” she whines, swinging on your arm and shouting it into the air.
You grumble. While you would much prefer she be in a body of water that is no deeper than a foot and is the width of a bathtub, you lessen your worry as seeing the waves aren’t on and there aren’t many people in there. “Can you at least wear your floaties?” You suggest, wagging the two arm holding balloons suggestively.
“Nah, we don’t need those, right bubba?” Joel rubs her hair. “I got her, babe. I’ll carry her the whole time.”
“Nooo!” Sarah protests, but Joel’s already kissing your forehead reassuringly (winning some Daddy points along the way) and scooping her into his arms.
“Stay in the shallow!”
Joel waves you off dismissively as they skip into the chlorine filled open sea.
Once gone, you notice Tommy checking his phone anxiously every few seconds but closing it disappointingly. A few women along the way eye him excitedly, but he just keeps to his phone the entire time.
“You doing okay?”
He shakes his head out of his trance. “Yeah. Just … haven’t heard from Maria today.”
Oh—shit. 
The last you heard, the two of them had a pretty nasty fight and Tommy had been crashing at your place for the last couple weeks. He had supposedly gone back to have a talk with her yesterday. He didn’t come back till morning, and didn’t really update you nor Joel on the situation. If anything, he looked perplexed, pale, and shaken. You feared maybe that was the final straw in their on and off relationship. Unfortunately, you are completely left in the dark as to what really happened.
You rub his shoulder calmly. “It’s going to be okay.”
Tommy takes a deep breath, channeling as much zen into his chest as possible before exhaling and nodding. “Yeah. Yeah. It’s… its actually—“
Squishing steps in her pool sandals while holding Daddy’s hand with a death grip, a completely drenched and shocked Sarah is walks back towards you. Her expression is just blank, dripping with water like she was baptized 12 times in a row and forgot whether she breathed air or water for a living.
“Sarah? Sarah honey are you okay?” You get to your knees and try to comfort her with warm hands along her arms. She just nods quickly, feinting something of a half smile, half frown all at once. She looks more confused than anything else.
Joel, who’s suspiciously quiet and equally drenched, is shaking. Though not from cold, but from sheer effort of trying to hide his laughs. “She got damn near waterboarded.” His face is so red, wheezing in a high pitched, barely audible tone while recalling the image.
He had taken her way deeper than “shallow”, and made Sarah promise not to tell mommy. The two snickered, and Joel hoisted her on his shoulders and waded into the deeper end, where the water came up to his mid section. The waves came on, and Joel was honestly expecting to be able to jump with him and give her a little ride. She was super excited, smiling giddily while Joel held both her hands in his next to his ears. The first wave came up to Joel’s cheek, and he quickly squirted it out with a smile. She laughed with excitement, ready for the second one—
Instead, the second wave completely kicked his ass and knocked both them off his feet, falling backwards before regaining ground. All he saw were a pair of flimsy pink sandals attached to a little pair of feet wipe past his vision before being dunked underwater. He stood quickly, shook off the water from his head and eyes. Only to realize he was a whole 3-year-old lighter.
 “Oh shit, oh fuck, oh fuck,” he frantically looks around, already imagining the horror you’re going to have at the fact he just drowned his babygirl before—
He catches a glimpse of her tutu flailing under water with a foot within grasp as she waved her arms to get back up to the surface on her own. He snatched that ankle, yanks her in the air, and sets her upright. 
“Baby, are you okay?”
Sarah nods, blowing water out of nose. She seemed totally fine, really, just a little confused as to which way was up. Joel protectively wraps her body with his, blocks the next wave from knocking her out of his sight with his feet firmly planted and prepared this time.
“Shallow,” she says plainly, pointing back towards the shore, and Joel has nothing more to add but complete agreement. He grabs her arms securely and wades back, never once letting he go.
Now though, the thought of it is a lot funnier than when it was happening. 
“Almost lost her for a sec. Did you know those waves were like 10 feet high?"
"That's so not funny,” you scowl, although you could imagine you two little idiots getting wiped out by a controlled wave like a human sized super soaker, before retiring in defeat.
“Sarah, how about we stick to the toddler pool, okay?”
She gives two enthusiastic thumbs up in extra agreement. 
“Hey wait, I ain’t a toddler. what about me?” Tommy interjects.
Joel tuts. “You’re actin’ like one.” 
“Slides? Anyone?” The younger brother points behind him towards the water slide heaven.
Or as you view it, the bloodied noses, brush burn, cold shock lagoon.
“Can we do floaty one? Please mommy pleasepleaseplease—“ Sarah tugs at your arm incessantly. 
You grumble, but even Tommy is doing his best puppy eyed beg at you.
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“Why are all these stairs—ugh—made of wood? Falling apart, termite ridden, not up to Miller Contracting Code—“
“They’re just fine, sweetie,” Joel reassures you. Although he too side eyes the state of the construction and wonders if this will be the first and last Miller family trip together.
The two of you finally catch up to the rest of the line, bending backwards to stretch your backs and sucking air.
You glance up at the perky fit ass that’s connected to Tommy above you, who’s just vibrating with excitement. He literally jogged up these stairs, two at a time, not even huffing, and he carried both sets of floats. This particular slide can do a two seater rider.
“I wanna slide with Mommy!” Sarah shouts. 
The four of you then look at the remaining buddies who need to reverse cowgirl floaty.
“I aint little spoonin’ you,” Joel says after they size each other up.
The worker who is helping you and Sarah get saddled up in the slide chimes in on Joel and Tommy conversation. “Smaller rider in the front.”
“That’s you,” they both say to each other in unison.
“I’m taller—“
“I’m older—“
“I’m not bottoming for you—“
“Why would you say it like that?”
“Get in the front, pops!”
“You first, kid, since ya got all that youthful energy—“
“JUST GET IN THE BOAT,” you shout over them, causing everyone to go quiet and look your way.
The light flashes green and you and Sarah are pushed off into the dark tunnel with an echoing “Wooooo!!!!” 
Tommy sticks his tongue out and gets in the front, Joel in the rear, the two of them fighting over foot placement and elbows squishing balls before the worker just kicks them down and hopes for the best.
You and Sarah gracefully emerge, skidding across the water gently before coming to a stop to disembark.
Your back is certainly killing you but you fake only smiles for your excited kid who thought that was a roller coaster.
A second later, Joel and Tommy’s floaty comes barreling down the slide next to yours—with no bodies in it—
OH sorry, one body, Tommy, coming down on his belly face first and—oh there’s Joel a moment later shooting out feet first and slamming into his brother as the two are catapulted way further into the pool than should be possible with the minimal flow of water coming.
Both disoriented Millers jump up from the water, shaking their heads vigorously. Tommy spits water from his mouth, just as Joel grasps his head and dunks him back under.
“I’m riding with your wife next time,” Tommy growls, rubbing his shoulder with a wince. 
Joel spits a stream of water on his face. “Over my dead body.”
“Your husband sucker kicked me in the back!”
“Oh yeah, not before he bit my damn ankles!”
“Maybe don’t shove your feet in my face?”
You sigh heavily. You’re kinda glad you didn’t have boys.
“Me n you next, right?” Tommy says your way, ignoring Joel’s death glare.
“No,” Joel interrupts once again to Tommy’s annoyance. “Because then Sarah would have to ride with me, and she doesn’t wanna, she wants to ride for her momma. Honestly babe, you’d be doin’ a dissatisfaction to your own daughter who’s only wish is to stick with her favorite person in the whole world,” he gleams as if he’d just presented the winning argument for a Nobel Peace award.
You shrug. “Okay, then you can ride with Tommy again.”
Joel’s eyes go wide. “Ya know sometimes kids need to learn hard lessons about not getting what they want and this is a perfect opportunity for Sarah. Sorry kid, you’re with uncle Tommy.”
After the second slide down, you and Joel’s backs are absolutely whipped.
The two of you don’t even need to communicate the envy you have of Tommy’s youthful body, springing back into action when he gestures towards another torture device:
“Let’s do the big one.”
“No. Hell no. I’m not a teen anymore. Body won’t survive it.”
“Yeah Tommy, you go ahead. That’s…Joel nor I would be able to get up from that.”
The younger Miller scoffs. “A slide? Seriously? You guys really are getting old.”
You and Joel look at one another. “Baby are we…getting old?” You ask incredulously.
Neither one of you are upset about it. Instead, you grin warmly at one another.
Getting old with the love of my life sounds like the best thing in the world. 
-
You make your way to the much safer, happier, safer, splashy, safer kiddie pool that is much safer for kids your daughter’s age.
As Sarah wades in the water up to her belly, Joel and Tommy huddle under the jellyfish water canopy of shade, sighing contently under the cool flow of water splashing their heads.
“I’m gonna go use the bathroom,” you announce, and Joel waves you off.
He never realized how fucking exhausting just walking and getting wet was. (He wonders if that’s what your life is like) 
“DADDY!” Sarah shouts, jumping in the water for the giant bucket overhead that she’s too short to reach.
Joel slaps his knees and gets to his feet, entertaining her as she gets absolutely pommeled by a few gallons of water.
They splash around together, him hoisting her in the air by her arms then dipping in again with smiles and laughter. It’s all fun, until he gets the odd itch there’s something off with you genuinely not being here.
 A seemingly single, girl dad all wet and shirtless, playing with his kid in the kiddie pool, the ONLY dad playing in the kiddie pool amongst all mothers… He looks up and sees every single woman in here eying him like a piece of meat, and he knows he's in deep shark territory.
Frantically looking around, he picks Sarah up like a football and waddles helplessly through the crowd of predators, desperately needing his wife back. 
As if sensing his trouble, he sighs relief when he sees you pumping your arms, steam billowing from your nose like a ranging bull and wading in like splitting the Red Sea, dead set on his rescue. His one and only great white shark here snap them all away with your snarls, growls, and hinged jaw. 
Joel immediately wraps his arm around you and never leaves your touch.
Eventually you all sit in the sand pit while Sarah sits between the three adults, making castles.
Joel clears his throat. “So how’s Maria doin’? Ain’t heard much lately.”
Your eyes go wide as you slap Joel’s shoulder.
“Ow—what!”
“They’re” you lower your voice, though sheepish Tommy can hear perfectly well. “They’re taking a break.”
“Oh—oh! Oh I’m—okay no that’s … good. Some times some space—“
“Actually,” Tommy says, but the way he brushes his elbow makes you snap back at Joel. 
“Stop it! You’re making this worse—“
“Nobody tells me anything!” Your husband whispers.
“Yeah and this is why!”
“Maria and me—“ Tommy starts again.
Joel winces when you bring your hand down on his bicep again. “Stop slapping me! You’re gonna give me slap AND sun burn!”
“Joel, seriously!”
“Woman, I swear!—“
“We’re pregnant.”
You both go silent, minus the clank of your sunglasses siding off and falling on poor Sarah’s noggin.
The younger Miller brother is radiating more anxiety than the sun UV rays right now. 
Joel quietly raises his hand up for a calm high five. You bare your teeth and quickly slap it down.
Tommy rubs his shoulder tensely. “I’m just…I don’t know. Nervous.” 
“Are you two…?”
“We’re …together. I think it was a cold shock but it—kinda put shit into perspective, ya know? I think even she admitted breaking things off was probably because of the pregnancy—before she even knew it. Was off hormonally but didn’t realize why until the test.”
“What did you two even fight about?”
“Tommy chuckles, suddenly realizing how stupid their argument was. “She got mad cause I left the toothpaste cap open on the sink.”
“Oh man, even I could have told you she was pregnant. Better get out now. They don’t get any better,” Joel teases sarcastically, bumping your shoulder in jest.
You smile warm bright and with an underlying venomous sting that even he can’t detect. “Hey Joel sweetie? Can I see your tongue?”
“Mmhm why?” He says, already sticking the whole thing out on display, wide and ready and trusting as always.
You toss a fistful of sand in his mouth. Joel doubles back and chokes, taking a moment to hack up the grains sticking to everything. As he coughs and spits and sputters, you rub Tommy’s shoulder.
“It’s gonna be okay. How are you feeling about it?”
He shrugs with a nervous laugh. “I don’t know what comes next. You guys did it after you were married. Feel like I’m all out of step now,” he laughs nervously. 
“Honey, it really doesn’t make a difference. Joel and I…we didn’t—“ you look down at Sarah who’s busy making bridges for her smudged up castle, before covering her ears with both palms slapped together like a head sandwich. “We didn’t plan her either. It just happened to be after we were married.”
Joel returns to the conversation with a hoarse choke. “Earned that one,” he croaks. After clearing his throat a bit, he finally slaps Tommy’s back. “Congrats, man. It’s really…it’s really the best thing…” he glances back over at you and Sarah, glowing in more ways than just the hot sun. He almost forgets time hasn’t stopped, that he’s not just oogling at his wife and baby like the greatest sight in the world (minus the fact he’s still got grains of sand under his tongue). He shakes his mind from your hypnotic glory before reassuring Tommy that everything is one day at a time.
Tommy agrees. “I just needed a minute to process it. I think—I’m actually—well… I’m excited…?”
You chuckle. “Is that a question?”
“I mean… I don’t know. I never gave it a thought. Never thought family life was for me. Maria is all for me, but I didn’t… I never really thought about having a family with her till …uh.”
“Till you saw how freaking awesome we are,” you boast proudly with your hands on your hips. Sarah has no idea what’s going on, but one look at you, your head held high with a dignified glint in your eye and sun radiating off you like the queen you are, and the little one mimics your posture to the tee like a mini me.
Tommy giggles and shakes his head. “Yeah. Something like that.”
You kiss Sarah’s head with a big smooch before she goes back to making holes in the sand. 
“So you’re happy.”
He smiles. It’s soft, sincere, and so easy to overlook unless you knew what a genuine human being Tommy Miller can be once you strip back the ego and playful charisma. “I’m happy. But still … anxious.”
You can’t contain your inner excitement, shaking and then launching into a Tommy with the biggest, tightest hug you can muster as you swing him side to side. “Listen its gonna be rough sometimes but its gonna be magical, and I know you two are going to do great. You’re gonna be such a great dad Tommy, I know it.”
He’s relieved to hear it from someone for the first line. As if it was the one thing he needed to know.
“I love you, and I say this respectfully, but you better get your ass back over to her as soon as we get home.” You put your hand on his shoulder. 
“Yeah yeah I know.”
Your smile wains for a moment, quiet yet almost threatening. He can feel the tightening of your finger tips digging into his muscles.
Tommy picks up on your thoughts real quick.
 “You can’t get all angry at Maria just cuz she didn’t tell you first.”
“I guess I’m just CHOPPED LIVER to her, her BEST FRIEND and she doesn’t even—!” you start stammering, getting louder and more agitated before Joel puts his hand on your head like an off button. “I need to calm down.” You pinch your fingers to your thumbs and take a deep breath, channeling inner zen. It suddenly dawns on you, the convenient timing of this all. “Oh my god, I can’t wait!”
“For what?” Joel asks curiously.
“Um—to be an aunty! Sarah with a cousin!” You quickly reply. “Uncle Joel!”
Shit. 
Joel gives you a confused look. It definitely wasn’t what you were gonna say. He knows that.
“Are you—?”
“Hot dogs!” Sarah shouts, pointing towards the cart that is sizzling up some fresh wieners and whose scent is wafting into your baby’s bloodhound-like nose. Thank goodness for it, as Joel and Tommy are seemingly distracted now with their equally hungry bellies.
Joel stands and dusts off his creaky knees from the sand. “You want one, babe?” He offers a hand out to help.
You rub your belly with a frown. “I’m good, I’m just gonna sit here for a bit. You go get her two.”
He winks at you before rushing off to Sarah, who’s already dragging Tommy to the cart about to con him in getting her some ice cream too.
-
By the End of day, everyone has warm skin, dried hair, droopy eyes. Sarah and Tommy and passed out on each other in the back. Tommy’s skin is tender to the touch, already starting to flake since he didn't want sun screen. 
Joel drives silently. He looks at you, who's slowly succumbing to sleep on the passenger as you stare out the window peacefully. 
At home, you rinse Sarah’s hair in bath and she's barely able to sit up. You pat her dry before she collapses in bed. 
Joel asks Tommy to watch after Sarah. The younger Miller nods, crashing on the couch with the fan on high.
“Psst!” Joel taps your shoulder. You were about to get undressed yourself when he nodded his head to follow. 
“What?” You ask curiously, closing the front door behind you as he sneaks you off to the community pool that’s closed after 6. Joel had maintenance keys to do any service stuff for the neighborhood, which included access 24 hours.
“Are you breaking into the pool?” You scoff.
“Me? No. I got clearance to work here. You? Yeah. Sneaky bad girl—“
The gate clicks open and Joel ropes you inside quickly.
You giggle as he latches the gate shut, his arm still around your waist. “What are we doing here, Miller?”
“What? It’s adult swim hour.” He draws you in close, his body pressed against yours. “Don’t ya wanna go skinny dipping’ with me?”
“I’m gonna keep my suit on this time.” You strip off your shirt and soaked shorts, and Joel does the same, making sure to watch you fully before he blinds himself with his own shirt.
You slip into the pool, sighing. It’s calm and quiet, cool to your sun-warmed skin. You were looking forward to just floating and unwinding until—
Joel rushes to you, wading in the water. You let out a shriek as he grabs your ass under water and wraps your legs around him. Cupping your face and kissing you, he backs you up against the wall. 
“I wanted to do this all day,” he rasps, sucking your neck with passionate kisses. “You look so fuckin’ amazing.”
Despite the arousal, the needy whimpers you let out as he ruts his hard on against the seam of your crotch, you gulp. Your mind had been distracted all day, but now seemed like a good a time as ever.
"I had that appointment,” you tell him softly.
He continues to pepper you with hot kisses, taking your bathing suit strap down your shoulders. Mmm? Which one?" He bites into your shoulder blade teasingly.
"Ya know. With Spoon being protective around me..."
"Yeah, she loves ya,” he hums. He pulls your body flush against his, feeling the hard and soft outline of his torso and chest. 
“…And… all the Pepsi, I’ve been drinking.”
He chuckles softly. "That ain't a medical emergency baby.” He continues to kiss down your neck. “Besides, ya only get like that when you're...." 
He stops kissing, pulling away with realization in his eyes. H parts his lips, as if he’s let out a breath but hasn’t sucked another in. Looking to you, really, genuinely, as if it’s the first time today he’s actually put all his attention to you. Consciously knowing he should have known the whole damn time.
And you confirm it all with casual smile:
“I’m pregnant.” 
There’s a frog that croaks from the grass next to you. The water filter plugging every so often in the distance.
"You’re....pregnant,” he repeats.
"Um yeah. What do you … think about that?”
He tries to find the correct words. Its like a bunch of lines of code are rambling through his brain, visibly on his face, but he can't help the first honest thought that tumbles out his mouth: “My dick is hard.”
You both combust into laughter.
He rubs his forehead on your collar embarrassingly. “I’m sorry shit that’s… that was my first thought. Oh my god, are you serious? Like really???"
You nod biting your lip.
"Holy shit, oh my god thats--! Wait are you… are you okay, are you excited? I mean, shit, I know we talked about it, kinda, but—but you don't have to be, we don’t have to--"
You can’t hide the gleeful smile bursting through your teeth. “I’m excited.”
He hugs and kisses you. “Me too!” He lets out a breath before gyrating his hips deeper against you, grinding the excitement directly against your cunt. “M’sorry, I cant help it. Fuck oh my god."
“Me too—Joel—please—I want to—“
He slips himself out of his trousers while rubbing your clit through your bottoms. "I knew you were glowing today. Thought it was just me. Fuck. Gonna make me a Daddy again. Wife's got such a fertile pussy. Shit. When do ya think it was?"
"That night--in the car. We went onna date"
"Shit really did breed ya on some back road. Fuck—“ he squeezes his eyes tight. “M’ not gonna last.”
“Should we be—doing this? In the pool? Thought no bodily fluids…”
“Its fine—I’ll clean it—“ he hastily rubs himself against your entrance
You chuckle. “The whole pool? That’s too much. We can get out and—“
“No—baby fuck I gotta have you now. Can’t wait another—“he slips his tip inside, and the two of you groan, frozen and clinging to one another. “ahhhhhh—second.”
You wrap your arms around his broach shoulders tightly, your noses rubbing against one another. You both huff, mouths gaping. You begin to ride him slowly. 
“That’s my girl—that’s my momma,” he groans. One meaty hand is planted firmly under your ass, assisting your bounces, the other flat against the pool edge, holding you up so you don’t bruise your back. His biceps flex deliciously in the water. 
You feel dizzy and alive all at once. Panting against one another, neither of you can contain your excited smirks. The thrill of your pregnancy, of doing it in a pool, of being sneaky and yet being the age you are now…it felt surreal. 
Or maybe that was just the pregnancy hormones all over again…
It’s as if he read your mind. “Holy fuck I can’t wait—I can’t wait—“ he mumbles again and again. He’s thinking about your body, your belly, breasts, milk, 2am cravings and baby shoes and a new crib he can make, strollers and car seats and you and his whole family in his arms—
“I love you so much,” you keen. He fills you just right. He always had. A damn professional at making you sing every time. 
“I love you.” He thrusts a little more incessantly, as best he can through the water. Your bodies ripple waves outwards from your motions, disturbing the pool’s serenity. 
“We’re gonna have a baby,” you jeer.
“F-fuck—say it again—“ he growls.
“Gonna—gonna be a mommy—make you a Daddy again—!“
“More—Fuck—gimme more—“
neither of you have more to give at the moment. Seizing up, fingers clawing into one another’s skin, you both gasp, stilling with his cock rammed deep into you until you could feel his balls twitch against your bottom. He lets out an animalistic grunt with the first squirt of his cream into you, and your walls soon follow with perfect flutters that has him stuttering.
“I’m —so in love—“ he gasps, teeth grinding as he ruts his seed deep into you. He can barely see straight. 
“Me—me too,” you moan. You feel like you’re on fire despite the cool water surrounding you. Everything hot and tense and heavenly as you ride out that high. 
It takes a moment for you two to relax, still wrapped in each other’s embrace. It feels like home.
As he’s huffing into your shoulder, he starts laughing. Big and hearty and full of love. “You know what this means?”
You shake your head.
“I can finally kick Tommy out of family gatherings!”
You roll your eyes, unable to hide your own smirk.
“FOUR!” He shouts. “I’M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BABY! That Makes FOUR OF US! Fantastic F—!”
You slap your palm over his lips. “Have you forgotten we’re not supposed to be here??”
He shrugs, kissing your hand instead.
You get yourselves as decent as possible before sneaking back out and over to your house. What was a very exhausting day just reinvigorated both your spirits for the rest of the night.
Tommy is still drooling into the couch when you tip toe back inside with shushed giggles.
“Oh my god—“ you gasp. Your earlier thought dawning on you.
Joel cups your belly, holding you close. “What is it?”
You smash his cheeks with both hands. “Maria and I are both going to have babies—together!”
Joel’s face frowns despite your obvious excitement. He glances at Tommy—the poor bastard having no idea what storm is about to hit.
You stomp your feet happily, smiling like a clown. But it quickly fades, and suddenly you’re breathing heavily, eyes shining with tears that begin to spill.
“What—what’s wrong baby?”
“I— I don’t—“ you hiccup and sniffle, unable to hide your emotional turmoil. “I want—I want—“
He’s desperately wiping your sudden tears with his thumbs, terrified of what’s going on right now.
“I WANT A MILKSHAAAAAKKKEEEE!” You bawl, finally tilting your head back and crying loudly into the air.
Tommy stirs awake, confused. “What’s wrong? What the hell did you do?”
Joel stares off at him. Jesus. it’s absolutely insane how quickly it all was happening again.
Sarah walks into the living room, awakened by your raucous crying. She rubs her eyeballs. “W-what’s wrong with—mommy?” She asks, concern dripping from her voice. 
“Nothing baby, mommy is just—“
But the sounds of your loud, child-like sobs triggers Sarah’s worry, making her eyes water and tears spilling too.
Now both of you were crying.
Tommy covers his ears, looking between the two of you. “What is happening!”
The older, very older, Miller just puts his hands on his hips. He’s certain by the end of this pregnancy, he’ll lose full hearing in his left ear.
“We’ve got a rough year ahead of us, brother.”
Tommy tilts his head. “We?”
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soupsail · 2 months ago
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mini series of posting older art here since my schewpid schewpid twitter acc is gone and my art isnt on there anymkre😭💔
ill probs be super duper annoying and post daily tee hee !!😋
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diathadevil · 2 years ago
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Do you ever think about how Fakir, after him and Ahiru finally broke everything that kept the town of Goldkröne in the ghostly hands of its writer, after they finally have some air of peace over the town finally being able to live in its intended early 2000s environment, that Fakir still feels at times like it's not real and that for a while he fears that if he closes his eyes it'll be back in Drosselmeyer's control. Like it just doesn't feel real to him during that first year of calm, until he feels the dull pain on his recovering hand injury and Ahiru who follows him without a pendant anywhere to be found.
He doesn't feel it's real, the calm finality of this town, but he makes sure to feel the scar on his hand. And he makes sure to hold the little duck and realize that she is who she has always been. Him and the town are finally living peacefully.
#dia talks#princess tutu#He probably starts planning on writing Ahiru into the world mayyybe like 3-4 months into his recovery#he doesn't know what a cell phone is yet but he sure as hell can look at a bookstore and ask for a notebook and pens#i bet that first year in Goldenkröne must be hell because trading deals bring all sorts of new things into the town#Just Fakir going “what the fuck is a scooter?? Wait what's a CAR---”#he ends up having to read a bunch of newspaper articles about “Goldenkröne booming in German tourism!”#Actually does he even know his country's name... Did they all even know they lived in Germany and not JUST a city????#Drosselmeyer would've really pulled one on them for only talking about the city and its outskirts and NOT the country it resided in#But let's assume they did know. Fakir would have to figure out so much has changed in 2002 Germany compared to whatever time they were in#My god just thinking about the thought of Fakir learning what a television is... or a radio for that matter has me howling internally#local amateur writer is put into a coma after hearing for the very first time german rapper Sido#alternatively: local amateur writer's brain explodes after hearing german Happycore artist Blümchen and dance pop group No Angels#ptutu spoiler#i know its a +20 old show but just in case people wanna watch it i love it enough to tag the post show headcanon#ptutu analysis#ptutu headcanon#ptutu post canon#Also sorry i keep jumbling between Goldkröne and Goldenkröne in the writing its 4 AM and the german part of my brain is a mess lmao#(its supposed to be Goldkröne but for some reason I keep making it into the attribute word Golden so dont mind the mistake)#(if you do i will sob please be gentle towards my polyglot self)
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cockworms · 5 months ago
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so I work two jobs, at an auto parts store and a cafe and I've noticed that people at the parts place think im a dude and the cafe customers assume im a girl its so interesting to see
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courfee · 6 months ago
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hey so. ritardando is now actually longer than operation wanker. which feels vaguely weird even though that was the plan all along. but now it is real and there are more words and the story is still very much not over and i gotta write more
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girlwiththegreenhat · 2 years ago
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i am never going to recover from the death shroud radio play actually
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fleshdyk3 · 10 months ago
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god i fucking hate my dad
#he came home today from a bike trip he went on and he's been arguing with me about honeybee the whole fucking day#he keeps saying just let her out let her run around! every time i put her in her pen to nap#and he refuses to stop her from biting him#and he got mad at her for playing with his socks when she'd just been playing with mine and he threw them on the floor of the living room#which first of all stop being such a fucking slob#and second of all what the fuck did you expect to happen? it's a soft new toy on the floor where she spends most of her time. where all her#toys are. very similar to the two soft items she's allowed to play with (my socks)#she's fucking 3 months old she doesn't understand the difference between my socks and his socks#and i keep telling him i know what im doing i was doing all the research while he went to buttfuck nowhere on his midlife crisis motorcycle#but he just wont fucking listen to me#and hes like oh youre at that age where you think youre right about everything and are so stubborn like fuck you actually#first of all im stubborn about this because its a living breathing puppy and his actions will affect her behaviour as an adult#and bc i know what im fucking doing. ive been an animal person my entire life. i did all the research. i did this exact same thing with#parrots for five years.#and hes like you cant just put her in her pen every time shes being a dog like no i fucking dont. i only put her in her pen when it's time#for a nap and she's getting overtired. you can't just let her run around until she collapses bc for one she never fucking will#second that's only going to make her energy threshold higher and then she'll be absolutely impossible to handle#and i told him that and that i read that on like every professional dog training source i read#and he said that might be true or might not be#like it fucking is bitch omfg#and then he tried to one up me like um i actually raised you guys for a long time i know what im doing#like a child is not a fucking dog. also my mom raised us lets be fucking serious. and look how well adjusted i turned out#and he told me to relax and calm down like i wasnt even arguing with him but i sure as hell will now#like dont tell me to fucking relax. when has telling anyone to relax ever made anything better. especially a teenager. especially a (for#simplicity's sake) woman.#and i told him dont tell me to relax and he got all pissy and stormed off#like literally fuck you#im my fathers daughter. im just as stubborn as he is.#rambles
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2-faded-memory-2 · 3 months ago
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i have 80s/90s nostalgia baits mostly because most that shit applies to me the 2000s baby i am. like. i know its a meme or at least was that people would be like 'only 90s kids remember breathing with their lungs and breathing in air LMAO'. but i keep seeing things thats like. those weird rubber bracelets that had a shape when youre not wearing them, or slap bracelts (lotta bracelets dont even ask) or like. tendencies teachers have?? or scholastic book fairs??? and most stuff that i dont have vivid memories of or even special '80s/90s' trinkets its like something that just needs to be translated a bit to adapt for the times. like people will be like omg remember high school when you werent cool unless you wore skinny jeans. girl just say wide leg and literally its the same. its almost like old habits, fashion trends, and human fucking nature die hard, along with successful marketing (if it sold in 80s and 90s itll sell in 2020s), the generational gap is just some bullshit line drawn up like has been done a billion different ways to a billion different people
#this is before you factor in the fact that like#if you were poor and couldnt afford to be buying trends as soon as they were coming out you were lagging behind by weeks or months or years#for stuff to go on sale or for prices to drop or to by it second hand#or if you grew up abroad distant from your home country and its niche trends#especially as a kid#liek you know when you dont really have social media to keep up with it and you go along with whatever your parents from 20 years back say#and you follow their nostalgia which brings you to the loop of 'its not exclusive to that decade'#legit even if it isnt the most broad things in human exsistance its like actual nostalgia bait#chances are the modern teen is gonna get it#we arent stupid we just got bigger screens and more data okay#not to mention for every kid like me whos kinda aware of the 80s and 90s and has a vague recollection of things in my childhood that#are direct parallels to what yall grew up with#theres a kid w old ass parents who was raised to bridge the generational gap between then and their parents#and theres kids who are obsessed with old tech or culture#point is were built around the 80s and 90s so your nostalgia bait isnt as exclusive as you think it is#teenagers always have similar trains of thoughts and experiences#its totally different when youre an adult because theres so many little paths you can go down#but all i can chose is my elective#and even then im being smothered by how many credits and shit i need#i can maybe decide what im wearing to school and get made fun of for it#im begging you to understand that teenagers now are the same as teenagers then and same goes for kids#life doesnt change that much only the media of which we see and inact it changes#my parents did so much drinking and drugs in their schools and so did their peers#and in my school if you go up to a kid 2/3 chance that theyre either recovering or carrying
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br1ghtestlight · 1 year ago
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this is so funny to me actually bcuz this is 100% how i talk abt my characters ages. i know what YEAR they were born and i know what rheir ages are supposed to be at the start of the story but i dont actually know when it takes place?? im really bad at math. There was a moment where rainbow was supposed to be 23 and i somehow accidentally made her 17 lmfao
#theoretically it would take place in 2021 bcuz thats when i created my object ocs but the more time passes#the weirder it feels to have it take place years in the past#i considered moving up their birthdays by a few years but like. idk i like their birthdays theyre cute :3#bubblegum is SUPPOSED TO BE 15 and she was born july 2007#watermelon is supposed to be 7 and he was born june 2014#etc etc#starr is 27 and she was born september uhhh 1995 or 1997 i actually dont remember. whichever one makes sense#also that would mean building block was born in 2020 and since she's always gonna be a baby the furhter away we get#it means that she wouldnt have even been born when the story is actually supposed to take place. Like#i know their birthdays and their ages and what year they were born everybody else has to do the math#to figure out wtf is going on because I DONT KNOW#also that means that building block would be a pandemic baby lmao 😭#what was rhe vibe in nigeria in august 2020 during the pandemic. well i say that like it even happened in their universe#which there really isnt any reason for that to be true#it isnt historically important to mention like..... world war two or slavery or whatever. fucking obviously. in the context of objects#it gets messy so its better to just Not#also the months the characters were born really fuck me up bcuz jayden was born in late december#so for most of the first year that they met he would be.... younger than he actually is being born in 2003#but since building's block birthday and exact age is the most important timeline-wise#and she was born august 14th 2020 and she's seven months old when they first meet#then it canonically would take place in march 2021 which was my original intention#bcuz that is the actual date that i first created my object ocs#ANYWAY. boring character age ramblings#but its hard to keep track of so i dont even blame the author!!!! birthdays are weird and hard to keep up w/#when you dont know exactly when your story is supposed to take place#assuming its in a normal-ish world im sure fantasy ocs dont have this problem#txt#object ocs
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nightmare8-420 · 7 months ago
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They’re all like that you know.
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Just checked the date and we've been up for a full week! Congradulations to me! Woo.
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twelverriver · 11 months ago
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listening to show yourself on repeat trying to tell myself that change is a good thing and i'm not doomed to fail whatever i touch and it's fine it's all fine... also i'm currently still (again) finding myself so that's also scary !! but i'm trying to see it as a good thing !! as a "i'm turning into someone i've been meant to my whole life" thing !!
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phagodyke · 1 year ago
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omg.... my new nearest audiology department actually has an EMAIL TO CONTACT!!!!!!! we're so fucking back baby
#looking to register bc i havent had a hearing checkup in like. 4-5 years lol#im supposed to have repeats every 2-3 years but my old audio dept is on the other side of the country....#and my hearing loss has been stable since i was 2 yrs old so its not super urgent to keep track of..#but ive had my current hearing aids for over 6 years now i think which is the average lifespan. and they still work fine#but i really should be taking them in to adjust every six months n get new moulds fitted regularly....... oops#i do replace the tubing but yeah im way behind on maintenance#and considering i wear them like 50 hours a week n im kinda dependent on them at work i need to keep on top of it more#ALSO what i reaaaaally want is ones that have bluetooth connectivity bc when i last got mine that tech wasnt widely available#but now i think theyre nhs standard. so fingers crossed i can upgrade plsss i wanna be able to use them for phone calls n music!!!#i can make a good case for it if needed cuz i need to use headphones at work sometimes#actually might be able to get an access to work grant for bonus hearing aid equipment..... i should look into that#i was skeptical for ages bc i had a VERY old roger mic as a kid which was effectively a box on a lanyard i had to give to ppl#it was clunky as shit and had awful sound quality i gave up using it after a year or two#but now they have very sleek n subtle ones n the tech has improved so much like it filters bg noise n can connect to tvs n shit#so would be really useful in meetings or when im like. at a restaurant or somewhere w a lot of bg noise....#ahhhh itll take time to get everything sorted tho. need to start w just getting this audiology referral in place#ill swing by the gp practice after work tmr and ask for an appointment for that#need to get dressed and leave the flat.... but i dont want to 😔#in a bit....#.diaries
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roseband · 2 years ago
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i mean this in all seriousness.....
every bonus and raise i get at work is cuz i taught myself adobe automation tools and javascript for adobe (even though i took cs in hs like, i could not find a class in what i wanted so i just had to self teach it)
but the only reason i self taught that was cuz i was overly obsessed with kpop
so as long as all my savings accounts are where they should be (percentage of income-wise)... so like 401k, emergency fund, down-payment fund.......(which.....are all invested and/or in high yield 4.5% monthly compounding interest accts and are making their own money)
i can just dump all my disposable income into kpop because if i wasn't unhinged about kpop, i would not have this much disposable income lol
i feel like this is 100% an original meaning of girlmath moment tbh
#personal#i mean i also.....budget like a crazy person and save like....20-25% of my yearly gross income lol#and was doing that when i was broke too......bc im nuts and also bc the same reason my mom was nuts abt saving#(my mom was afraid shed have another stroke so she saved sooo much for retirement...and then did have to#retire early....but not bc of stroke but bc she also had CANCER what the actual fuck#like shes never done drugs and barely drinks and was a professional dancer which is like...a literal athlete..#thats NOT FAIR)#soooo she taught me how to save and invest super early lol.....like she....had me put my#bday money in an investment account every year and i was only allowed to spend interest#(explaining interest on a CD to a 8 year old by saying its a free GBA game lmao)#that was literally how she explained the $30 of interest the cd made i was like...ooo free!! i like free free is good!!#i have like.....enough to cover 2 months of basic bills (not including paychecks coming in) in checking#and then everything else is invested or in high yield.....#im so mad rn bc my 401k isnt doing that great tho....like my high yeild and my brokerage accounts are doing better#like the 401k is pretaxed and i get a very generous employer match of 5% instead of 3% so its worth#putting the money there instead of having it in my paycheck and putting it with the broker#buuuuut its annoying me#like im definitely getting more overall out of putting in 401k....but i wish it was making the same interest as my brokerage is
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orcelito · 2 years ago
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yes im going to shameless self promo i have more followers here than i have kudos on ITNL and i think that's a damn shame
ITNL is much more put together than i ever am on here lmao
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faetealights · 2 months ago
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#everytime i thibk abt wbat i wanna do i get physically sick bc like .#i dont Know what the fuck it is i even wanna do or where to go and its fresking me out#bc . i dont wanma be doing This anymore !#wtv This is ! i need to get Out of Here NOW .#and o technically? could just dash it in a month to brisbane but fuck tbat fr#orr i could wait 3 and actually book it to adelaide/melb#all keen on adelaide until i rmb i dl infact wanna go back to uni ! and study ! ans do some good cor thiz world ! and#that requires a fuxking degree ! or some knowledge idk how else to access !#jad the genuine thought just thrn to capture my next ig posts w 'film tje world before it happrns'#just for 13yr old me i will tbh 🧚‍♀️#anyway. listening to pretty odd in its entierty to short circuit my brain on rhe fritz#i sont wanna soend money. i dont wanna Deal aith it properly (get into it and see ehy i still feel like this) so fuck it . pretty odd.#vut i am never not having a breakdown over Something lately when im not distracted w work or people#bc i . am at a FAWKING RURNING POINT. nad ik ik to gdt an answer go inwards hermit or wtv#i love early patd sorry this isnso good.#yea 14yr old me did HAVE taste i am getting her somstging to honor#her patd phase. i found the vox from fysxo the orher montg and i passed on it like csn you#be stulid. theres onlynlike 500 of thss vro.#anyway. that or isk tjeres viund to smth rhatll pop up ill yatcj for.#anyway. works fine i can work . by myself IF i have someone takinf orders consrantly.#like . i need to work on my speed BUT . i am still getting used to all of this . esp now witg my irl gone like its all#changed a little.#the . snide rearks (i think tbeyre snide? idk but tbeyre def#minor digs at my orl in his behaviour n it . does have me pausing n tilting my head.#everyone talksni alreasy know that. idc what they say abt me vc no one .#it doesnt matter im not stixking around long enoigh . ido my job. im good ar it. Fuck what theyre saying abt me#bc ik i talk ! but i srill am selective w what i say. vur i also do not xare abt any od these mfs#like first of all most of themnare Teenagers and . ill b real. do have the general vibe of . not a real knowledge#of ahit. theyre decent kids !!! vit tbey are Children.#and thw rwst are kirchen staff i do not ralk ro outside od hello n asking abt dishes.
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