#source: blark and son

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Incorrect Canon 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes

Casey: [looking anxiously at the crates, where a distinct snapping noise was heard] Did you just... kill him?

Leonardo: Of course not! That would be inhumane. [He stands proudly, gesturing to the unconscious goon behind the crates.] l popped his medulla oblongata, paralyzing him for life. He can still breathe and feel Purple Dragon sadness.

Casey: [scratches his head, looking confused] ...I don't see how that's any better.

Context: During season four of the 2003 iteration of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Leonardo drags a Purple Dragon goon behind some crates, where a distinct snapping noise is heard. This made a lot of fans theorize he actually snapped his neck, killing him. Video below:

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Papa Arc: *Breaks Door down* SON! I Found a treasure trove of family history! *Throw box at Jaune* Dig in!

Jaune: ... These are all picture of Faunus woman opening pickle jars with their feet.

Papa Arc: Oop! Wrong box!

Jaune: Look, all I need is one Ancestor that I'm proud of. Do we have any of those?

Papa Arc: our family has been knuckle deep in History's pie for years!

~Flashback~

Abraham Lincoln: Mary Todd, why don't we stay Here tonight?

Arc Ancestor 1: *Breaks door down* Hey Abe! I got Free tickets to the Theatre, And they're balcony seats!

~Flashback 2, on the Titanic~

Sailor: Ice berg, Dead Ahead! Let's Go around it!

Arc Ancestor 2: *Breaks door down* Around it? No! We're going through it!

~Flashback 2~

George Lucas: I don't want to be too hands on with these star wars prequels

Arc Ancestor 3: *Breaks door Down* George! You gotta Write and Direct these yourself! And make 'em all about Trade Disputes, Audiences eat that Stuff up!

[rosieshipper]

Wrecker: *going to answer the door* Someone’s at the door chiggy chum chiggy chum. Someone’s at the door chiggy chum chiggy wano *opens the door and sees Crosshair* Well I’ll be damned-

Crosshair: *kicks him in the crotch*

Wrecker: *falls to the ground* Oh! Right in the chiggy chum wanos!

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

Q-shorts: Saddle Up

Uzi, after V suggested they all go camping again while gaming: Last time we went "camping", you purposely left food out to attract "Sentinels"!

Serial designation V, while smug: How else am I supposed to break in my Sentinel saddle~?

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

(Source: Blark and Son)

[Philip chains Downbeat to a chair to stop him from ruining Bonnie's moment with Giles]

Downbeat: You better hurry, Philip. Once Giles gets here, I'll become unstoppable. Unmoored. Uncaged. Downright unreasonable.

Philip: True. But I've been in your head before. I know how you think. I'm the only man who can contain you.

Downbeat: Wanna know the only problem?

Philip: What's that, Downbeat?

Downbeat: I'm already gone.

[Philip looks down and sees that Downbeat has disappeared and replaced himself with a pumpkin on top of some pillows; a sinister laugh echoes around the room]

Philip: He's in the walls... [picks up an assault rifle] HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!

Canon

[incorrecthifirush]

Rekka: Rekka’s the only one who can contain you.

Peppermint: You wanna know the only problem?

Rekka: What’s that, punk?

Peppermint: I’m already gone.

Peppermint: *teleports*

[quotes-from-diamond-city]

Penny, reading out an email she typed: ...and I guess what I'm trying to say is, I like you Ashley. Like, like you like you.

Penny, out loud: Grandpa.

Dr. Crygor: What's wrong Penny? You miss the old block from which your father was chipped? Or was it your mother? I can never-

Penny: Shush! Could you go take a walk around the world? A friend is coming over soon and we need to talk regarding the way I feel about certain things.

Dr. Crygor: Like triple ply toilet paper?  That third ply man, really keeps your fingers from poking through when you're over the hole.

Penny: No, listen. It makes my chemicals boil having to spell it out to you like this. I invited Ashley over so I can tell her...I like her.

Dr. Crygor: The scarlet panda has awoken.

Mike: The scarlet panda has awoken? That's seven days, 14 hours and 93 minutes sooner than I thought it would.

Penny, sighing: This is my life. What the hell is going on?

Dr. Crygor: Granddaughter, there are moments in a person's life that are so important they should not be interrupted, even by fathers or father figures. Your first real scrap.

Mike: Blood in, blood out.

Dr. Crygor: Hitting a home run.

Mike: No pun intended.

Dr. Crygor: Hitting a home run.

Mike: Pun intended.

Dr. Crygor: Sacrificing your first born on a hilltop.

Mike: Ritual sacrifices are illogical.

Dr. Crygor: And when you tell a human being that you yearn for them in a primal, emotional, and yes, physical way.

Mike, suddenly black and white, in French: Love is sacred.

Dr. Crygor, also black and white: Baguette.

Penny: Wait, did I have an aunt or uncle?

Mike: Operation scarlet panda is a failsafe, Penny! This magnificent man-child who is your grandfather tasked me with the responsibility of devising a plan to keep him from ruining your most important pre-pubescent milestones. Until you complete your mission of emotional bravery, I promise you, your grandfather will be immobilized. I'll feed him, I'll bathe him, I'll monitor his every move.

Penny, absolutely done with this: Bathe him? Why don't you just take him to a movie?

Dr. Crygor and Mike: *laugh in unison at the suggestion*

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Garrick: Is there a such thing as a sadness circle?

Xan: Yeah, it’s called life and you’re already in it.

[worstdeathstudent]

Aika: Well it looks like we all lost something today Tasha. You lost another shot at Mellori, which I'm very sorry about. Calder lost a bit of my respect by trashing the living room, and I lost the bedroom to a territorial bird of storms. I'm guessing we have 10 to 15 seconds before she figures out how to use the doorkno- a bang is heard as the bedroom door opens Aika: Run. Storm Bird caws screams of fear and the cawing of a bird are heard as the camera zooms out from Aika and Calder's home

Source: Blark and Son, Fletch's Anger Management Lesson

What the hell happened here? /j

[smh0217]

*Jaune has Neo tied up*

Jaune: I know how you think… I’m the only one who can contain you!

Neo: Wanna know the problem with that?

Jaune: And what’s that?

*The head of the tied up Neo doll falls off*

Neo: I’m already gone…

*Jaune looks around the room as he can hear Neo cackling around him*

Jaune: She’s in the walls… SHE’S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Barry: (being chained up by Hal's constructs) It's no use, Hal. Once Carol gets here, all I'll want is to treat her like she's already my granddaughter-in-law. I'll become unstoppable. Unmoored. Uncaged. Downright unreasonable.

Hal: True. But I've been in your head before. I know how you think. I'm the only one who can contain you.

Barry: Wanna know the only problem?

Hal: What's that, Barry? (sees Barry has replaced himself with a pillow and a soccer ball with a wig) GASP!

Barry: (disembodied voice) I'm already gone. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! AH-HA-HA-HA-Ha-HA!

Hal: He's in the walls... (creates MK-47 assault rifle with his ring) HE'S IN THE GOD DAMNED WALLS!!!!

[lynpheasmagix]

Stella: Is there such a thing as a sadness circle?

Tecna: Yeah, it’s called life and you’re already in it

[incorrectpaladinscorquotes]

Lex: I know how you think. I'm the only man who can contain you.

Koga: Wanna know the only problem?

Lex: What's that Koga?

Koga: I'm already gone. Ha ha ha!

Lex: He's in the walls. He's in the GOD DAMNED WALLS!

[fandomtrxsh19]

Perfuma: Is there such a thing as a sadness circle?

Catra: Yeah, it’s called life and you’re already in it

[msdragon]

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

“Guilty people bleed more than innocent people.”

-Ajantis, wiping the blood off his sword after killing a bunch of bandits.