#source: the x-files

[incorrectlco]

Lockwood: Lucy, I've been thinking.

Lucy:

Lockwood: I know that's dangerous, but just bear with me.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: Imagine you could go back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?

Mary: I only get five?

[terrorquotestm]

Blanky: Imagine you could go back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?

Crozier: I only get five?

[your-incorrect-quotes]

A: You lied!

B: I would never lie.

B: I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: Ok, but imagine if it was true, Tina. Imagine if you can come back [from the dead] and take out five people, who caused you to sthuffer. Who whould they be?

Tina: I only get five?

Daffy: [looks up at her] I've remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Tina?

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Elrond as an insurance salesman

Elrond: So General Mutual has a very comprehensive two-hundred thousand dollar life policy at a net annual cost of twenty-four hundred dollars

Mr. Gordon: You see, the thing is... we were really hoping to buy a boat.

Elrond: Mr. Gordon, uh, as a young husband, I think you're going to find that your new responsibilities to your family take precedent over your recreational needs.

Mr. Gordon: But this is a really good boat.

Elrond: You don't get it, do you, kid? Two years from now, while driving down Route 91... coming home to your wife and baby daughter... you're going to be hit head-on by a drunk driver... driving a blue '87 mustang. You'll end up looking worse than sixty feet of bad road your body slides across... after flying out your front windshield.

Mr. Gordon Mister... you really need to work on your closing technique.

Galadriel: Elrond can't get drunk. We don't allow it.

Elrond: Yeah, I black out and started telling people how they're going to die.

Galadriel: After the first time he traumatized a room full of people he isn't allowed to drink in public.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: At least if we had a legitimate source...

Person B: This is the essence of science. You ask an impertinent question and you're on your way to a pertinent answer.

[jtt-033-1613]

‘fox trustno1 mulder’ my ass.. that man would believe every scam caller and spam email that hit him

[percabethconvos]

Grover: You get to take out five people who've pissed you off, who do you choose?

Percy and Annabeth, in unison: I only get five?

[incorrect-multiverse]

Mulder: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Scully: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Skinner.

Mulder, hanging it on the wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

[sentientsky]

poor mulder's not allowed SHIT in this household. hashtag justice for mulder hasthage trespassing isnt even a crime really if yuo think about it

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Imagine you could take out five people who annoyed you. Who would you choose?

Natasha: I only get five?

[gaycrouton]

This is what I imagine Scully had to deal with at 9:00am every morning when she walked into work and saw Mulder prepping his little slideshow for her

[terrorquotestm]

Jopson: Why is it so dark in here?

Crozier: The lights aren’t on.

[starlessmistake]

George and Bertha Russell moments that drive me insane - S1 edition

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Squid Game Incorrect Quotes 〇△□

Front Man (Hwang In-ho): [holding Gi-hun at gunpoint] You must be losing it, Player 456. I could beat you with one hand.

Seong Gi-hun: Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?

Front Man: …

Seong Gi-hun: …Okay, if those are my last words, I can definitely do better.