#source: torchwood

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: All right, usual formation.

Bob: What's the usual formation?

Walker: Varies.

Ava: ... How can the usual formation vary?

[lassieposting]

Astarion, loudly, traipsing along behind the party: I hate the countryside. It's dirty, it's unhygienic, and what is that smell?

Halsin, deadpan: That would be grass.

Astarion, scowling: It's disgusting.

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Hedin: Alright, usual formation! Bell: What's the usual formation? Heith: Varies. Bell: How can the usual formation vary?!

[emmikay]

Penelope: If it's someone we've pissed off, that narrows it down to four or five thousand.

Odysseus: And that's just the royals.

[incorrectrivals]

Maud: I hate the countryside. It's dirty, it's unhygienic. And what is that smell?

Lizzie: That would be grass.

Maud: It's disgusting.

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

John: It's all my fault.

Arthur: No, it's not.

John: Don't speak. Save your breath.

Arthur: I love you.

John: Don't. Arthur? Arthur. Arthur, stay with me. Arthur, stay with me, please. Stay with me. Stay with me, please.

Arthur: Hey. It was good, yeah?

John: Yeah.

Arthur: Don't forget me.

John: Never could.

Arthur: A thousand years' time... you won't remember me.

John: Yes, I will. I promise. I will. Arthur... Arthur? ...Don't go. Don't leave me, please. Please don't.

[terrorquotestm]

Young: Will it hurt?

Stanley: Yes.

Goodsir: Your bedside manners are rubbish.

Des Voux: You should see his manners in bed.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Plink: I hope this works...

Coral Siren: It will! Trust me, I'm an improvisor.

[ladymiraclewings]

Caine: *rattles off information* Pomni: How’d you know all that? Caine: I know everything. And it says so at the bottom of the screen.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Commander X2: This time tomorrow he'll be back in 1999.

Queen Tyr'ahnee: In his own time. [pause] Would you go back to yours, if you could?

X2: Why? Would you miss me?

Tyr'ahnee: Yes.

X2: ...I left home a long time ago. Don't know where I really belong...Maybe that doesn't matter any more.

Tyr'ahnee: [perches on the edge of X2's desk] I...know you get lonely.

X2: Going home wouldn't fix that. Being here, I've seen things I never dreamt I'd see...loved people I never would have known, if I'd just stayed where I was. [looks directly at Tyr'ahnee] And I wouldn't change that for the world.

[Tyr'ahnee stares at X2 for moment, then kisses him]

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

Gunther: You just have to follow the plan. Jane: You know what you are doing, right? Gunther: Come on, with a dashing hero like me, how can we fail? Jane:... Gunther:.. Jane: You are dashing, I'll give you that.

[incorrectmaeltopiaquotes]

Barron: No, they can’t just “hook something up.” The entire telephone network is down.

Veve: What about a mobile connection?

Barron: The. Entire. Telephone. Network. Is down!

Wicked: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, everything, absolutely everything: no phones, phones all broken.

(Raises hand to ear)

Wicked: Hello? Anyone there? No! Cause the phones aren’t working.

[blurglesmurfklaine]

Chim: hello, it is I, your favorite person

Buck: actually Eddie’s my favorite person

Chim: okay then hello, it is I, that bitch

[patroclusbro]

Rogue (Doctor Who, 2024) + Text Posts (1/?)

The Balcony Scene

Bonus:

[surelyimisheard]

everyone wants to fuck Jack Harkness

[golyadkin]

Would you believe me if I said I have more of these