#source: tumblr (reallyreallyreallytrying)

[incorrectzarimanquotes]

Hombask: Sure, blame thee girl who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

[whoseontop]

Spiders Georg and Shelob

Spiders Georg, of tumblr fame, is a man who lives in a cave and eats 10,000 spiders each day.

Source: @reallyreallyreallytrying

Shelob, of LotR fame, is a spider who lives in a cave and eats one man every 10,000 days.

Source: JRR Tolkien

So, if Spiders Georg and Shelob had gay sex,

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Craphole: Of course I know what the big white night sky circle is called. No way am I getting defensive. It starts with 'm' and I know what's called.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: dude stub out your fucking torch. I'm trying to be shrouded in darkness.

[incorrectseijouquotes]

Hanamaki: dead leafs? that's called yard salad now. and it's the new food trend

Iwaizumi: leaves*

Matsukawa: where are you going?

[incorrecteragonquotes]

i tell all my buddies who are sharpening a stick in order to stand in the shallows and spear fish the same thing: you gotta adjust your aim to compensate for light refraction

Murtagh, at some point, probably

[earthboundfacebook]

[incorrectzeldaquotes]

Yo, how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country?

Link, Wind Waker

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