#source: @reallyreallyreallytrying

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ARADIA: i served cunt at a funeral t0day 0u0

SOLLUX: ii dont really know why people tell me 2tuff liike thii2. iim happy for you, or condolence2. iit2 none of my bu2iine22

[incorrectzarimanquotes]

Hombask: Sure, blame thee girl who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

[whoseontop]

Spiders Georg and Shelob

Spiders Georg, of tumblr fame, is a man who lives in a cave and eats 10,000 spiders each day.

Source: @reallyreallyreallytrying

Shelob, of LotR fame, is a spider who lives in a cave and eats one man every 10,000 days.

Source: JRR Tolkien

So, if Spiders Georg and Shelob had gay sex,

[mr-blue-eye]

https://www.tumblr.com/reallyreallyreallytrying/777607522380136448/there-is-something-so-virtuous-and-cheerful-about?source=share

^^

that's true!!!!

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Craphole: Of course I know what the big white night sky circle is called. No way am I getting defensive. It starts with 'm' and I know what's called.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: dude stub out your fucking torch. I'm trying to be shrouded in darkness.

[cupcakes-are-ours]

merrick: life hack - you don't have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[strangely-incorrect]

frank: impossible to find a decent homemade man recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin' novel about the guy's early life in geneva... just gimme the ingredients and method

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Mr. Mistoffelees: Impossible to find a Frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin' novel about the guy's early life in Geneva... Just gimme the ingredients and method.

[incorrectseijouquotes]

Hanamaki: dead leafs? that's called yard salad now. and it's the new food trend

Iwaizumi: leaves*

Matsukawa: where are you going?

[irreversiblezookeeper]

I’m a miniature bad boy. I’m petite as hell and bad as hell. I couldn’t be more teeny weeny or more god damn rotten and bad.

ótr, probably

[incorrecteragonquotes]

i tell all my buddies who are sharpening a stick in order to stand in the shallows and spear fish the same thing: you gotta adjust your aim to compensate for light refraction

Murtagh, at some point, probably

[earthboundfacebook]

[incorrectzeldaquotes]

Yo, how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country?

Link, Wind Waker

[incorrecttintin]

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Grizabella: Life hack: You don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon.