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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: What’re you drinking, Y/N?

Y/N: Vodka.

Wanda: Straight?

Y/N: Not really.

Wanda:

Y/N:

Wanda:

Y/N: oH you meant the vodka?

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Mobius, softly: You and me.

Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...

[commandernachos]

Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes

Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.

Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.

-

Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.

Pomni: for safety.

Ragatha: yeah, sure.

-

Ragatha: how are you?

Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.

-

Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?

Ragatha: we're stuck here.

-

Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*

Ragatha: what are you doing?

Pomni: *muffled* having me time.

-

Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.

Ragatha: oh, no, not really.

Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.

-

Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!

Ragatha: nice weather today!

Pomni: thanks!

[chasmverse-quotes]

Blue: Ink won't come out of his room. Dream: Just tell them I said something. Blue: Like what? Dream: Something factually incorrect. Blue, shrugging: If you say so. Ink, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET.

[donpaoloslongnose]

Dr. Drakken: You know what ticks me off? When I come home, to my lair, and I see cinnamon buns that my daughter made last night with a note, "Don't eat". Are you kidding me?! Why can't I eat?! This is MY house! This is MY kitchen counter! This is MY cinnamon buns! This is MY Saran wraps you used to cover them! This is MY memo pad you used to write the note! This is MY pen you wrote "Don't eat"! It gets better. You open the fridge, and you see their names on different foods. "This is Athena's", "This is Shego's.", "Dad, don't eat". WHAT AM I?! AN ANIMAL?! Anything under this roof is mine! You got that? When you get an apartment, I'm gonna come to your apartment, I'm gonna eat everything in sight and put a note saying, " Look what daddy ate!" AHAHAHAHAH-!

[incorrectfussballquotes]

Benni: Mats… Mats: Oh no, ‘Mats’ in B flat. Benni: ……. Mats: You’re disappointed. Benni: I- Marco: (dying of laughter)

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: Will you go out with me?

Mordecai: Nah

Rocky: I have a good heart

Mordecai: I'll call you if I need a transplant

[incorrect-mhst-quotes]

"When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response."

Mille probably

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Zius: so Darang is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Fidorance: why?

Zius: because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

[incorrect-motherseries-quotes]

Duster: we're here to kick some names!

Kumatora: and take some ass!

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: Thanks to Buzz, the Bloodwolves have taken up cursing.

Dooley: Really? How bad?

McQueen: Last night, Devon referred to bedtime as a “fucking crisis.”

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO, ACCURATE

Very appropriate you guys (Click for better resolution)

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Loki, to Mobius: How's the sexiest person here?

Mobius, flipping casually through a magazine: I don't know. How are they?

Loki, flustered: I-

Sylvie, legs kicked up on a desk across the room and grinning smugly: I'm doing great, thanks!

[polyamzeal]

[tf2incorrectquotes]

OMG!

Heavy: *being operated on* Heavy has been dropping the most obvious hints for more than a year now. No response.

Medic: Wow. They sound stupid!

Heavy: Нет, нет, they’re very smart. Just... dense? I think that's the word Engineer used...

Medic: Ach, well, maybe you need to be more obvious? Just look them in the eyes and tell them, "I love you!”

Heavy: *nods thoughtfully* I suppose you’re right, Doktor.

Heavy: *grabs Medic's chin so their eyes meet* I love you!

Medic: *looks a bit flustered before laughing* Yes, see! Just like that!

Heavy: ...

Medic: If that flies over their head then, sorry Heavy, but they're too dumb for you!

Heavy: Doktor...

[fishdanshi]