#incorrect Loki

[ramen8008]

I believe if Loki shape-shifted into Tony nobody would notice for a concerning amount of time. Cause both of them are such divas

Two scenarios.

One, Tony is gone on some business thing and Loki wants to have fun having control over everything.

First he avoids the avengers because he thinks they'll know.

But a few run-ins later he is getting oddly concerned as to why nobody realizes it's him. So he tries to see how far it can go

Steve: Hey Tones we need you in the hall, Clint-

Loki: No

Steve: understandable. Its his problem he can stay stuck

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Bruce: why is everything floating?

Loki: because I'm making it

Bruce: oh alright. Just glad not another one of your machines went rogue

Loki: ?????

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Thor: Thanks for the pop-tarts, Stark!

Loki: I did nothing. I hope you choke on them

Thor: oh so humble! You did buy so many that I could choke!

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Rhodey: *stares*

Loki: what

Rhodey: *squints eyes*

Loki: *confused and anxious* why are you doing that?

Rhodey: you aren't Tony *walks away*

Loki: wait HOW DID YOU KNOW?! Where are you going-

Rhodey: Tony needs a break, I'm not stopping this

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Peter: Mr. Stark! Look at this!

Loki: Don't bother me

Peter: .... Mr. Stark?

Loki: what did I say? I'm busy. Go away you pest

Peter: ....

Loki: ....

Peter: ....

Loki: *concerned at the sudden silence*

Peter: *looking absolutely terrifying and ready to fight* you're not Mr. Stark

Loki: fuck

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OR Tony and Loki learn this after an incident like above and plan to see how long it'll take for Loki to be discovered

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Loki: Regrettably, this is my circus.

Loki, looking over at Thor: And that is my monkey.

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I’m sorry I hurt your feelings.

Thor: I’d be more comforted if you didn’t put ‘feelings’ in air quotes.

[whispering-about-loki]

Loki: So what's for dinner?

Mobius: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Loki: ...

Loki: Is it soup?

Mobius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Loki: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Mobius: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Loki: STOP!

*one hour later*

Loki: It's fucking tacos?!

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Mobius, softly: You and me.

Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...

[i-a-q]

Thor: You redecorated my room?

Loki: *smirking* Consider it an improvement.

Thor: ... Why are there so many mirrors?

Loki: For self-reflection, obviously.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Loki: Can I have these question mark stickers?

Thor: Why?

Loki: I wanna put them on stop signs! [runs out]

Thor: Loki no!

[reginaphalangelobster]

Slut

Odin, on his deathbed: Thor, just remember you're smarter than people say you are, you have common sense and you know what you are doing. Odin: Loki, you're a slut.

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[1luna1lovegood1]

Mobuis: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't

expecting this...

Loki : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Mobuis: Holy shit-

[august-parker]

I fully believe Peter is a Miku Stan and nobody can stop me.

Fuck it Loki is to.

Can you imagine Peter going to a concert with Ned (who is also a Miku Stan because fuck you that's why) and the two look next to them to find Loki dripped out in merch with his hair in little pig tails avoiding eye contact like it would actually kill him

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Loki: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Mobius: Really? Name one law

Loki: Don't kill people?

Mobius: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I can explain.

Thor: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Mobius: What am I supposed to do while you’re gone?

Loki: I don’t know. What do you usually do when I’m gone?

Mobius: Wait for you to get back 🥺

[i-a-q]

Thor: Why must you always make things difficult?

Loki: Because, brother, you make it so easy.

Thor: I will never understand you.

Loki: That is tHE POINT-

[incorrectlokiserie]

loki: [smiling and waving excitedly at sylvie]

sylvie: what an absolute fucking idiot.

sylvie: i can’t believe i’d die for them.