#source: voltron

[oneshoulderangel]

Referencing that one time they were all in prison together and Palomides had to mind a sick Tristan.

Tristan has no memory of this, and even if he did, he’d deny it.

[matchaxblossom]

Joe: We had a moment. I cradled you in my arms!

Cherry: Nope. Don’t remember, didn’t happen.

[fandorkofeverything]

Floyd: We need a cheer... Like a team cheer that we could do

JD: Yeah, okay.... How about, you say Bro, I say Zone! BRO-

Clay:......... Bro.... Zone?

Bruce: No, no, no, the cheer includes the instructions. I say Bro and you say.....

Clay:..... Bro... Zone?

Branch: We'll work on it

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Gilbert: We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS! Don: Nope. Don’t remember. Didn’t happen.

[ladymiraclewings]

Ragatha: Be careful Jax, this isn’t a simulator! Jax: Well that’s good, because I always wreck the simulator!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: What's everybody thinking about?

Jaheira: The impending collapse of relations between Baldur's Gate and Amn.

Imoen: Calzones.

The rest of the party: ...

Imoen: I mean...uh....

Imoen: ...

Imoen: You know what? Yeah! I'm thinking about calzones, okay!?

Imoen: Does it always have to be about the iron crisis around here!? It's all bad, we're trying to fix it, I get it. I'm HUNGRY.

[incorrectuksies]

crutchie: jack, can you stop singing for a sec?

jack: I CAN ONLY EXPRESS MY FEELINGS THROUGH MUSIC.

[tamaytsuki]

Basically their dynamic in season 3 before it all went to shit

horay!

[linipikk]

I cant stop laughing

can you inagine???

as a terminal klance syndrome sufferer, I DESERVE to watch this movie for free on a private theatre with other ACTUAL vld enjoyers where we can laugh at the worst half-assed references and throw popcorn to the screen.

I need to recreate the aristotle-plato talking meme with people who have been let down by vld since 2016 (or so. i know many arrived later to the party).

please

[incorrect-sheith-quotes]

Matt: You think you’ll ever get married someday? Shiro: Not just someday. In exactly four years. But don’t tell Keith; he’s still a flight risk.

[arcsin27]

its been so long since ive seen vld that i cant even remember what the joke was supposed to be here. i only even know its a reference to vld because of the tags

Lieutenant. Wake up Lieutenant! It’s meeee, Coooonnor, your- I AM YOUR ANDROID!

[dukeyeatsdeodorant]

Virgil: No meds, no therapy. Rawdogging this mental illness the way god intended.

Roman:

Logan:

Remus: Oh my god so real babygirl!

[caitlyncarstairs]

keith: you’re an alright shot

lance: i’m an excellent shot

[alien-slushie]

[Galtean AU]

Keith: Is this you asking me on a date?

Lance: As if I'd be so bold, I mean, your boyfriend is right there!

Keith: Ugh no! I'm just his bodyguard.

Lotor: Can you maybe sound a little less offended? I'm right here!

[paladudley]

Lance, pointing at Keith: Shiro, he called me the “B” word!

Keith, turning around: “Motherfucker” doesn’t start with a “B”

Shiro, trying not to laugh: Oh- *clears throat* Keith apologise right now.

Lance: ARE YOU LAUGHING?

Shiro, smirking: No, no! Just, um, hayfever!

Lance: WHAT? BUT WE’RE ON A SPACESHIP? A SHIP IN SPACE, AWAY FROM THE POLLEN!?

Shiro: *busts out laughing* I’M SORRY-

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname, to Irenicus: We're not just some prisoners for you to toy with like....like....

Imoen: Like some toy prisoners!

Charname: Thank you, Imoen!