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beholdthemem · 6 months ago

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

#personal #back to work tomorrow prepare thyself #i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON #i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like #....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student #maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did #u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?

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luminesick · 1 month ago

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Damian, with red puffy eyes: You too?

Tim, with red puffy eyes: *raises a brow* Yes?

Damian has severe pollen allergies. Tim was high.

#PLEASE LORD TAKE THESE ALLERGIES AWAY FROM ME #anyway tim asks damian to smoke later and hes like wtf #(he does it anyway tho)#or maybe not idk if i like stoner dami or anti all substances dami #damian wayne #dc robin #robin #red robin #red robin dc #tim drake #timothy drake #damian al ghul #batman #batfamily #dc comics #allergies

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servityle · 3 months ago

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Hey! I was actually wondering how old you are? i think I’ve been following you for like, as long as I’ve had a tumblr, and wondered if were around the same age!

Holy I never saw this until now. I'm 30

#take it in the ask

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p0isonives · 11 months ago

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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

#and all his parents were dead at that point so no need to ask for their blessings #QUICK MARRY HIM WHILE HIS INSANE FAMILY IS DISTRACTED OR DEAD #like take the win when it’s handed to you #red robin #batman #tim drake #dc #robin #timkon #conner kent #superboy

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defstanis · 4 months ago

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hi :3 may i humbly request for some of the witches coven(feferi, damara, jade)

them witches

tried to go for something slightly creepy

#im still doing requests from november...#sorry it just takes me awhile #theres so much stuff in my inbox but ill get there #my art #homestuck #jade harley #feferi peixes #damara megido #asks

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asha-mage · 4 months ago

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Broke: Merlin is a royalist because he is a class traitor boot licker

Woke: Merlin is a royalist because he was raised a peasant in the sixth century and he has the perspective and values typical of that time period on top of his personal experiences with Arthur to give him faith in the enlightened despotism favored by Catherine the Great and Frederick of Prussia.

Bespoke: Merlin is a royalist because anyone who had to live through both the English Civil War and Voltaire's exile to Britain would come out the other side thinking democracy is stupid.

Transcendent: Merlin is not a royalist. He is the divine right of kings in human form. The avatar of Albion and its magic. He does not believe in kings because of Arthur. He believes in Arthur so Arthur gets to be king.

#merlin bbc #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin #history tag #Voltaire #merlin absolutely hates candide you can not convince me otherwise #If asked Merlin would say he would much rather deal with the Puritans turning the entire country into a Christian death cult again #then have to be in the same room as voltaire one more time #Every time he remembers Voltaire has been dead for centuries he sighs in relief #It happens every six weeks give or take #catherine the great #Fredrick of Prussia #thoughts that came to me as i played civ 7 can you tell?

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rocketbirdie · 7 months ago

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shooting her shot

#you miss 100% of the shots you take if it's cloud strife.#unless he's barfing his guts up in an alleyway and you ask him out to dinner and you're zack fair.#ffvii #cloud strife #jessie rasberry #my art <3

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roobabega · 2 months ago

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Discuss????

#the Magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #I’ve thought too much about this #my vote is A for practicality #D for heartbreak #monkeys paw bc Jon asked him to take a rib #and floaters and false ribs arent true ribs if yaknowwhatimsayin

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rooniearts · 12 days ago

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i think silver should be a huge loser about being sick

#sth #sth fanart #silver the hedgehog #amy rose #roonies doodles #he probably gets sick real easy too. his immune system is NOT acclimated to 200 years in the past #high pain tolerance but super pathetic about the tiniest sniffle is a character trait i find funny every time. so im giving it to him #yes this is because im still sick and im taking it out on silver #shout out to the person who asked me to do that to infinite but i think its way funnier to do to silver sorry not sorry #tw illness #tw injury #tw blood

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago

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I love non verbal Dick's HC so much!

What do you think was the case at his first gala? Was he able to speak yet, or did he still rely on Bruce to communicate?

#if we’re being serious I think it takes him maybe a year to speak properly #(in private)#but he gradually works up to short phrases quietly to Bruce #doesn’t stop him from being sassy about it tho :)))#Bruce obviosuly takes everything Dick says very seriously #oh how things change #I think for a long time dick just refuses to talk to strangers and Bruce doesn’t mind a bit #I’d love to hear what other people’s takes are :))#my art #ask #Bruce Wayne #Batman #dick Grayson #the Batman #battinson #Robin

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andstuffsketches · 3 months ago

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bruciemilf · 9 months ago

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Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.

Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.

Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.

And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.

“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “

“And what did you do?”

“I stepped over them.”

He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.

Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.

“If Tati can do it, so can I!”

“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”

“:D”

#I LOVE HIMMMMM HES SO AWKWARD AND COOL TO ME #give me the league fangirling over him at every turn and he’s just Tired of them. has to call teen Clark who’s Perry White’s intern like.#‘Kal— please write about something other than Batman.’#‘Bruce. I cannot say no to you. Please don’t ask me to do that.’#alfred is extremely tired. also extremely in need of Bruce to stop being self sufficient.#let him take care of you daMN IT—#teen bruce wayne #bruce wayne #batman #batdad #writing #dick grayson #dc comics

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bluerosefox · 1 month ago

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F*ck Forgiveness. I Want Vengeance.

Hmmmm

Another DeadTired idea. And Ghost King Danny with Consort Tim.

Tim dies a bitter ended death with the Batfam (Maybe during his RR run and isn't caught by Dick when he is kicked out of WE window? Or its in the future where his relationship between the bats is bad.)

So yeah Tim dies. And wakes in the Infinite Realms and learns to unlive in that Realm and gained a wonderful afterlife.

And somehow manages to gain the attention of the Ghost King, King Phantom and somehow manages to become his Consort after some adorable ghost courting.

Despite the fact he's been dead for like a few months in his original Realms timeline, time in the Infinite Realms is more ocean like than riverish, Tim has been happily married to his husband for what feels like eons.

So Tim was not, very very not happy when his ghost is suddenly pulled away from his anniversary dinner and stuffed back into his body.

He hears yelling and fighting, wakes to see the Bats fighting League Assassins while Batman is fighting Ra's in rage.

And Tim.

He isn't happy at all.

He already figured it out, connected the dots.

Oh Ra's was going to regret bringing him back. The Bats, and he KNOWS they should had respected his last wishes to be fucking cremated, ashes scattered in space, so THIS wouldn't had happened.

Cause Tim wasn't playing around anymore.